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A message to the CEO of reddit

    The top mod ‘u/Tarrot_Card‘ of r/livestreamfail got forcibly removed after people complained that he was promoting something shady in the sub. He promptly made this response video to Spez (CEO of Reddit) calling out Reddit for removing him and asking for more perks and privileges for mods in subreddits.

    I, for one, think that Reddit moderators should be treated like celebrities or influencers. Not because they deserve respect or anything, but because they have real power and influence.
    Hello Spez, Mr. CEO of Reddit. I hope you have received this public video that I have created and sent to you via your email. If not, I hope anybody who cares about the topic in this video can get this to him in any way that you can. This video is about a topic of deadly seriousness, and that is of Reddit moderation and the state of your platform. But first, some background. I'm Brian, or stale 2000 or Tarot card. I was the top moderator of your number one gaming subreddit r/livestreamfail before I was recently removed from that position by the Reddit code of conduct team. I became a Reddit moderator for one reason and that is because I think that Reddit communities and correspondingly its moderators have massive power and influence and for some reason nobody seems to notice, care, or take this seriously. Least of all its moderators or the company. In this video, I will go over why I believe this and I will also talk about a code of conduct moderation action that was taken against me due to good faith mistakes that I believe were caused by a clear lack of direct material support that the company gives its moderators. I will end the video by talking about what you Spez can do to fix this problem as well as what I and other communities can do in case Reddit does not solve this very serious mismanagement problem regarding the lack of support that is given to moderators. First, I will go over the code of conduct action and why I was removed as the top moderator of r/livestreamfail. This sounds like stupid internet drama, I know, but I'm going to talk about how this is a very clear example about how Reddit's mistakes causes very serious problems to Reddit's community and the company as a whole. Here's what happened. There was an announcement related to a live stream related game show called Million-Dollar Fan. It was basically a game show like Survivor or Big Brother where fans of a streamer compete in different challenges with a, you know, an influencer or a streamer for various prizes. The kicker here is that there was a grand prize of $20 million supposedly. This was supposedly going to be aired on Amazon Prime and it was also confirmed to be including a couple midsized and large streamers like [snorts] Alexandra and Andrea Botez, Extra Emily, Canoot, and a few others. Additionally, the opportunity was supposedly brought to these streamers by a company called Mythic Talent, which is a well respected uh streamer agency that represents hundreds of live streamers. I heard about the game show a few hours after it got announced by a couple major live streamers. It sounded like the perfect type of content for a live stream fail. I mean, reality TV, game show, live streaming, gaming, uh, you know, that's perfect for LSF, which is about fun, crazy content about kind of live streaming gamers. So when I heard about this, I was very excited. I immediately reached out to the organizers to see if we could set up some sort of a collaboration. This collaboration would just be to get cool content on the subreddit. No, you know, financial incentives, no moderators being paid. Uh basically none of anything like that. Just fun, cool stuff for the community in the subreddit. For collaborations, the first obvious thing that came to mind was, uh, how do we get their content on the subreddit? either some super fans or some editors could clip some cool hype moment from the show and then post it to the subreddit. But I also had a stretch goal and that was what if LSF could be part of the show in some way. I don't know, there could be like a LSF themed best clip contest like contestants compete in one of the kind of small challenges, they make the best clip and then somebody kind of wins a prize at the end. It was a stretch goal though. So, I reached out to the organizers and to my surprise, they immediately understood what LSF was, what power it had, and they even agreed to the stretch goal of like the cool competition to have in the actual show. From my perspective, this felt like one of the coolest things that a subreddit has ever done. I mean, being in a freaking reality TV show in a topic that's directly related to the subreddit, how awesome. and then you know maybe I could leverage this to get even more opportunities either for our subreddit or for other subreddits across the entire platform. That's how I felt at least and that's clearly not how it worked out. After [snorts] they agreed to kind of a couple [clears throat] of these kind of requests that I had in my stretch, they immediately started moving very quickly. They, you know, we wrote up an announcement and they wanted this out within like 24 hours. So we quickly worked to make an announcement together and I posted it the next day. When I posted it, everybody in the comment section immediately yelled, "Scam, scam, scam, scam, scam." This initially didn't actually worry me because no matter what we do, people call it a scam. I mean, I've done AMAs with the Twitch co, people called that a scam. And I was also thinking like multiple major live streamers were involved, Mythic Talent was involved. Surely, they had done their due diligence, right? Additionally, the thing that people were the most skeptical about was the $20 million grand prize. This initially confused me as well, but once I heard that, you know, Amazon Prime was allegedly involved, uh, my initial concerns were assuaded. I mean, think about it. Amazon Prime has spent lots of money on tons of shows. And, you know, I didn't necessarily think that the show was worth $20 million, but, you know, that doesn't mean that Amazon Prime wouldn't fund it. And, you know, if LSF was involved, maybe it would actually succeed. you know, maybe my involvement alone could uh make the the $20 million kind of investment worth it. Who knows? At least that's what I thought. Now, here comes the next part of the story when things get a little crazy. The next day, a major live streamer who was involved in the show, Extra Emily, said on her stream that she kind of saw all these comments about people calling it a scam and they even saw that, you know, LSF was involved and this was apparently uh unacceptable to her. so much so that she was considering kind of dropping out of the show or kind of looking into seeing seeing if kind of the whole thing was a scam or not. After seeing this, I brought the concerns to the organizers and the organizers told me that they were currently in talks with the agents to resolve this and they told me in no certain uncertain terms that the show was not cancelled and was still going on. So, me being somebody who didn't really have a lot of, you know, information into the situation and me, you know, trusting these high-powered agents who was who represent these multi-million dollar kind of celebrities, I trusted that they would kind of get to the bottom of this and kind of resolve these concerns quickly. During this time period, I saw and deleted a lot of unsubstantiated claims about the show and the mod team. There were accusations that I knew to be untrue such that, you know, the mod team had accepted bribes or, you know, had some sort of financial involvement with the show. And I knew they were not true because I was the one who had this entire this idea the entire time. You know, from start to finish, this happened a couple days. And what I can tell you for those who, you know, may not believe that for most moderators, I'm a highly paid software engineer working in San Francisco. I do not need to take a couple thousand dollar bribes from, you know, random internet scams. Okay? I was doing this because I legitimately, you know, care about the subreddit and that's why I spend my time on it. I thought it'd be kind of cool events for the for the sub. I'm talking about this in kind of the deleted comments because this is apparently some big no no in the Reddit to us or something or maybe it's like an unspoken rule where if you're involved in some sort of promotion and it ends up not working out or it ends up being a scam or something. You know, if you have deleted comments that have accused it of being a scam, well well that, you know, shows a cover up or some way it shows malice or bad faith or something. So that's why I'm kind of talking about this is because this was specifically a reason that was brought up regarding why I was kicked out as a mod on the on a live stream fail. And finally, I want to end this part of the story by talking about how Moist Critical made a video critical of the situation. And then about 30 minutes after this kind of video got released, uh I got reached out by the organizers of the events and told that five uh live streamers in the event had dropped out and that therefore the event was canceled and I should take down the post. In this video that Moist Critical had that was critical of the event. Most critical brought up points about how an image on the marketing page was AI generated or that the domain name was registered in Iceland or that basically just the the whole thing uh it it's it smelled it smelled bad. That's what he did. He did this this motion and he said it smelled bad. But beyond that, it doesn't seem like he did much research. I don't think that he reached out to any of the organizers. He certainly didn't reach out to me and I mean I don't know if he reached out to Mythic Talon or any of the streamers. Now I want to stop people here because this is very important and I think this is something that not a lot of people might have noticed and that important point is that nothing in this situation has yet to be definitively proven as a scam. I repeat, there is no definitive, at least to public information yet that anything fraudulent, malicious, or illegal has happened in the situation. The only confirmed things that we have right now is that I guess there was a website looked a little weird. There was some bad publicity. Everybody called it a scam and then a bunch of streamers dropped out and then the event got cancelled and everybody got refunded. None of this is illegal. None of this has proved to be a scam, at least yet. Maybe I'll eat these words. And yes, in retrospect, there are certainly some things which we could call yellow flags or even red flags. But that being said, I don't want people to go into this thinking that there was some proven mouse fee or something. uh when it there really is a possibility that a lot of this could have just been kind of bad organization and things just fell through. Just because something's a bad idea, just because something is misorganized, that doesn't mean that anything illegal happened. You know, I still haven't gotten confirmation about kind of the Amazon Prime kind of a thing. I think that that is the the biggest unknown right now is I don't know about this supposed Amazon Prime deal if it exists or not because maybe they were in negotiation with them. Maybe a contract was in the works but hadn't been signed yet. I'm not really sure yet. We'll have to see. And then kind of I'll end the story by talking about why I got removed as the top moderator. It's really not the secret or very surprising. I got removed directly for the post that I pinned to the top of the subreddit related to the the game show or supposed and alleged scam as well as kind of for deleting comments that were kind of critical of it. I also want to make a comment about kind of the Reddit code of conduct team as a whole. Reddit has all this flowery language about how kind of the code of conduct team is not here to punish you. It's kind of here to get you to act in good faith. It's here to kind of give you second chances and warnings and all of this stuff. And apparently all of that are lies because I was not given any second chances. I was not given very many very much kind of descriptive uh examples of kind of what I did wrong or kind of given any ability to kind of defend myself. I was just given a very vague description of yeah, there's accusations about some fraudulent scam that uh takes people's money and their PII, which means their their name, right? Cuz you have to sign up with your name to join a contest. And so I have infringed on the code of conduct by promoting a game show where you have to put in your your name or something, even though it hasn't really been proved to be fraudulent yet. And so, um, it's just it's a little disappointing. Now, here is the most important part of the video. Spez, this is a direct message to you and only you. I want to talk about how this whole situation is a direct result of the lack of support that Reddit, the company, gives to its moderators. Yeah, I did the partnership. Yeah, I didn't look into this as much as I should, and I trusted kind of agencies and live streamers when I should not have. And I did delete comments which I thought would have been borderline defamatory if the situation wasn't I guess a scam even though it technically hasn't been proven to be a scam yet. But despite all of that, there is still massive kind of like problems at Reddit the company due to the lack of support that caused this. But right before I go into the specific reasons of how this happened, I want to talk about why this matters in the first place. And this matters because Reddit moderators have power. They have influence. If you are one of the people who is joking about like internet janitor duties or whatever, I'm sorry to tell you it's funny jokes, but you are wrong. Reddit moderation does matter. Reddit moderators have control over millions of impressions per day and nobody seems to notice or care. Let's just talk about LSF. Think of all the streamer careers that have been created because of LSF. Think about the even larger number of streamer careers that have been destroyed because of LSF because some clip went viral about like something bad that they did. I have had major live streamers who are effectively celebrities come to me and beg to kind of remove, you know, negative posts about them. An even crazier story is a time when some Twitch employees found me in person and borderline begged me to make sure LSF is not used to destroy the multi-billion dollar company Twitch. partially because at the time LSF was indeed being used to destroy the multi-billion dollar company Twitch, deservedly so, by the way. Or even just take this literal circumstance. Imagine the whole kind of operation was legit. Well, guess what? One single post on LSF caused all of the streamers to drop out and destroyed a $20 million opportunity. Sorry, Mythic. My bad. Or imagine it was uh I guess a scam through and through. Well, guess what? We were the ones to expose it and destroy it before it had the chance to cause any real harm. I mean, everybody got refunded after all. Guess things ended up okay. Right or wrong, you can think I'm a good moderator or a bad moderator. You can think that LSF helps streamers or is the bane of their existence in the entire industry. But please don't for a single second pretend like it doesn't matter. And that's just one subreddit. Now, back to me. I was one of your most passionate users. I was in the Reddit partnership program from the start. I took advantage of every opportunity that I could. I had meetings with kind of the Reddit community managers. I begged them for help and kind of partnership opportunities at every chance that I could. And I was blown off every single time. I got nothing out of it. The community managers never helped me. As you know, nice as the guy was, I think he had basically no power to help me. I was one of the only moderators out there who tried to grow my community, who had any ambition, who tried to work with the company or help other subreddits or help the kind of the company that I didn't matter. I failed and it failed because of how mismanaged and how little support Reddit the company gives to moderators. So, let's circle back. Let's go back to the moderation situation. This is a very key important point. So, please pay attention. None of this would have happened if I had gotten support from Reddit. You think that I want to be the guy like going out like messaging random people in Discords and LinkedIns and trying to figure out kind of these partnerships? I don't. This is not my job. I am not qualified to do any of this. I am not a lawyer. I do not like I cannot read contracts to know what I should do or I should not do. I just want to like grow my subreddit, have a big vision, and I don't want to deal with this. At the end of the day, I'm a random nobody who got lucky. I took over one of your largest gaming subreddits on the platform because I won a stupid game of like Reddit mod politics. But apparently, I'm the only person out there who understands the potential that Reddit has. If Reddit had offered me partnerships, if Reddit had pipelines to connect with kind of major companies, if Reddit had lawyers that were helping me, like reading over these contracts, reading over these agreements, none of these very real mistakes that I made would have happened. And before you say it, I'm sure there's some employee at Reddit the company that says like, "Oh, yeah, we do. We do do that. That's that's my job. It's over here." Well, clearly you're not even doing 1% of what you should be doing because nobody uses these resources. Nobody cares. You are not doing enough. Multiply it by 100 and then let's talk. Reddit needs to be professionalized and it starts with the mods. This is going to be controversial, but the people who are running your multi-billion dollar website are unqualified nobodies like me. That doesn't mean it's my fault or their fault. It's your fault, Spez. Here's why. The controversial solution is uh just get rid of the the bad mods with better mods or paid mods or do takeovers or more rules or something like that. But there are better solutions. You can train them. You can give mods infrastructure or pipelines or resources or real kind of material support and treat them as if they have the actual power and influence that they actually have. and so communities can rise to the heights they truly could. And the Reddit moderator partner program is not it. Reddit moderators do not need one call with like one guy a month, as nice as he is, love you, Pablo, who has no power and no ability to affect anything. Reddit moderators don't need Christmas celebrations or special badges or community or events or team building exercises. No, even the I don't know the the Reddit event budget is barely useful. No, they need real material support. That means access to anything that like a talent manager would give an actual celebrity. So, an access to a bounty board or ad deals or lawyers or event organizers or professionals or anything that actually matters. To summarize, Reddit moderators should be treated like celebrities or influencers. Not because they deserve respect or anything, but because they actually have real power and influence. I mean, if not for the world, at least over your $50 billion company, maybe if you gave them actual support, it could go from 50 billion to 100 billion. I mean, it certainly deserves to be that high up for how much traffic Reddit gets. So, why haven't you solved this problem already, Spez? Is it because you're out of touch and you aren't aware of the problem? Is it because Reddit is a bloated mess and they can't ship products? No. I think the real issue is that Reddit is held hostage by the negativity and toxicity of its user base and it it doesn't really have the freedom to make bold and important and transformative decisions that could save the company. If you agree with anything that I said, well, you're in luck. I live in San Francisco and I would be happy to talk to you in person or any Reddit product manager or employee at all, you know, or on a call or something. That's my pitch to you, Spez. The rest is to the community. To the community. Spez and Reddit. They're almost certainly not going to fix any of this. All of this is up to us to solve. For anyone who this message has resonated with and wants to solve this problem, well, I have created a subreddit called r/suballiance. Suballiance will be a nonprofit volunteer community-based initiative to solve all of the problems that I have laid out. We will create tools and resources so good, so useful that everybody will have to work with us. Think talent agency but for subreddits. You have the big ideas. You have the vision. You have the crazy cool things that you want to do. And we handle the logistics. Materially, that means connections to major companies, uh, partnerships, doing AMAs, running events, doing mod recruitment, cross collaboration with other relevant subreddits, that kind of stuff. Go to r/suballiance and we will make it happen. The link will be in the description below. Reddit used to be a place where we did stuff. The phrase we did at Reddit, although used sarcastically, existed for a reason, and that is because we what we do, right or wrong, matters. Let's see what we can do to make it better. Thanks. 

    Breakup message for Geometry Dash players

      By u/Wozerd, its a brainrot breakup message with lots of Geometry Dash references.

      sorry ive been distant.. my minds just been a stereo of madness recently, i was hoping we could get back on track but it feels like theres a poltrageist holding me back. I dont want to dry out what we have left but its just base after base with you. I dont want to be a jumper of conclusions but i think we should break up. If i had a time machine i would go back and end the toxic cylcles but it looks like im just gonna be another xstep for you. I’ll just be a part of your theory of everything in your electroman adventures. While im at club step youll be studying electrodynamix and thats okay. I just feel overwhelmed like im blast processing all this at once. And I hope you finish your theory of everything 1 because i want to be part of your theory of everything 2, maybe this time i could be the geometrical dominator… I dont know i just feel so deadlocked.
      

      It’s been 4 minutes since I last played Edgar.

        By u/plz_st0p_it, its a circlejerk copypasta for Brawl Stars about Edgar being banned.

        It’s been 4 minutes since I last played Edgar.
        
        When the ban first began, I was calm. Confident, even.
        
        “This will be quick,” I said.
        
        I was wrong.
        
        I opened Brawl Stars. Assasins banned.
        
        Closed Brawl Stars. Opened it again. Assasins banned.
        
        Restarted my phone. Assasins banned.
        
        Restarted my hope. Assasins still banned.
        
        I’ve refreshed the Brawl Stars Reddit so many times my finger moves on its own now.
        
        I know every mod by heart.
        
        I recognize the users of people losing their sanity alongside me.
        
        We are brothers in suffering.
        
        Time no longer flows normally.
        
        Minutes stretch like hours.
        
        Hours feel like entire Mega Pig waits.
        
        I stare at the assasins banned announcement as if it might change if I blink slowly enough.
        
        It doesn’t.
        
        It never does.
        
        Edgar whispers to me in my dreams.
        
        I practice bush ganks on invisible enemies.
        
        I punch at nothing, hoping muscle memory doesn’t fade.
        
        My skins sit abandoned in the vault.
        
        My trophies wait.
        
        They don’t know I’m trapped outside the game, locked away by a single sentence:
        
        "ASSASINS BANNED! #RANDOMBS.”
        
        I tried to pass the time.
        
        I watched videos. Everyone else is stuck too.
        
        I scrolled social media. All I see are memes about suffering.
        
        I laughed at first.
        
        Now they just feel too real.
        
        I attempted real life activities.
        
        None of them reward coins.
        
        None of them give starr drops.
        
        None of them push my trophies.
        
        I walked outside. The sky looked low-resolution.
        
        bots everywhere, yet no brawl arenas to win.
        
        The world feels unfinished.
        
        I returned to my screen.
        
        Still banned.
        
        My patience is gone.
        
        My sanity is fading.
        
        My loading screen knowledge has reached max rank.
        
        If this continues, I fear I may forget the joy of trophy grinding.
        
        I may forget the pain of bad drop RNG.
        
        I may forget why I even started this journey.
        
        Please, devs.
        
        End this ban.
        
        Let the ganks happen once more.
        
        Let me dive.
        
        Let me grind.
        
        Let me suffer by choice, not by force.
        
        It’s been 4 hours since I last played Edgar.
        
        And I’m still here.

        Total Mind Flayer Death

          Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mind Flayers from Baldur’s Gate.

          Kill Mind Flayers. Behead Mind Flayers, Roundhouse kick a Mind Flayer into the concrete. Slam dunk a Squid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Illithid. Defecate in a Mind Flayer parasite tanks. Launch Mind Flayers into the Sun. Stir fry Mind Flayers in a wok. Toss Mind Flayers into active volcanoes. Urinate on Mind Flayer brain food. Judo throw Mind Flayers into a wood chipper. Twist Mind Flayer heads off. Report Mind Flayers to the Githyanki Warriors. Karate chop Mind Flayers in half. Curb stomp Intellect Devourers. Trap Mind Flayers in quicksand. Crush Mind Flayers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mind Flayers in a vat of acid. EAT Mind Flayers. Dissect Mind Flayers. Exterminate Mind Flayers in the gas chamber. Stomp Mind Flayer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mind Flayers in the oven. Lobotomize Mind Flayers. Stuff Mind Flayer heads in the garbage disposal. Drown Mind Flayers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mind Flayers with Magic. Kick old Elder Brains down the stairs. Feed Mind Flayers to other Mind Flayers. Slice Mind Flayers with a Silver Sword.

          Why 2007 was the worst year for the internet – An analysis of why the internet has declined since 2007

            This was a rant about the current state of the internet by BEST_MAN_202 on Kiwifarms, a forum best known for harassment and toxicity. OP theorized that the proliferation of smartphones are whats ruining internet space and that social media are monetizing the illiterate by feeding them political content that they otherwise had no interest in.

            2007-2009 marked a shift in society. We have the election of Obama in 2008, the iPhone, financial crash, and arguably most important- the maturity of the internet. 2007 was the worst year for the internet and mobile phones and videos becoming more popular opened the floodgates for the lowest common denominator of people being able to access the internet, the internet becoming indistinguishable from everyday life, becoming a part of life and who we are instead of a hobby and it was also the time where companies got a foothole on the internet and tried to regulate it. 2007 was when the internet turned to shit. 1/4 >The wild west and the regulation of the net The early 2000s was the wild west of the internet and life in general. The new century for new life, new beginning, and new dreams. Now, it's feels old and too jaded. Everything feels like a jungle-tron and is infested of drugs, depression, and other sad things. Social media has become a incorporated to the point where you can't say anything without being threaten to be unemployed for what you twitted, demonized or even speak freely. Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, and other big time social media platforms are the newest forums. Any active forum before that is now a ghost town. Prior to 2007, the internet really was the Wild West. The golden age for me was 2001-07, high speed internet and the feeling of endless exploration. Facebook was still “cool” This era marked a shift in the way content was produced. The old internet was exciting because it was new and lawless. Lawmakers had no idea what the internet was in 2000.Fear about hackers stealing your money from the banks, phone companies not understanding what a script/virus that called a 900 number from your computer was. Hell congress use the movie "Hackers" as evidence for trying to regulate the internet? It was used to promote anything and everything , it was full of pirated everything, Napster was insane when it came out. Think of what they charged for CDs, games, and such in 2000. You had no option but to buy it or try to copy one of the 2 songs from a cd off the radio. They kept trying to regulate it but no one in power had any idea what was going on or how to even start regulating the internet. It was around 2005-7 that companies realized the money they could make with it. Things like EBay Amazon and Apple music started to take off. When the companies started making money, they told congress how to regulate the internet to insure their profits. Torrent something nowadays without a vpn and there is a good chance your cable company will cut off your service. 2/4 >Smartphones and the dumbing down of the net Smartphones is one of the reasons why the internet is ruined. Before smartphones, getting on the web was an activity, similar to watching a movie, or playing a video game. You had to put aside your other tasks and sit down in front of a pc and then "surf" the web. And when you finished, you got up, turned off the pc and did something else. People no longer spend hours gazing at a computer screen after work or class; instead, they use their mobile devices to stay online everywhere, all the time. Before it the internet was considered a fringe place for "geeks and nerds". It made the internet mainstream for every single normie on the planet, which ruined the internet in a way. With smartphones its no longer an activity, it's just part of everyone's day to day life, because it's always right there, at all times, at everyone's fingertips. Smartphone apps also made social media easier to access , made videos and online articles more standard as a means of getting news and info, etc. When you can go to the bar and browse the web, or check Twitter on your lunch break (or when you have any downtime at work), and then can check Facebook as you watch a movie or between video game matches, or as you fix your car or watch your son play baseball, it means that it's no longer an activity you have to spend time doing; it has become part of your "lifestyle". Smartphones turned everything into a swipe app zero iq mess. and the fact that a lot of people don't really process - most people on the internet are on phones now. 10x so. Also several interesting studies point to smartphones having at least some effect on cognition. Studies have linked smartphone use with a decreased ability to exert high levels of focus and poorer attention control. 3/4 >Monetising the illiterate population A large portion of the population isn't capable of reading and learning from books. About 20% of people in the USA can't read the instructions on a pill bottle. 20% of American adults have very low to nonliterate literacy level and over 12 Percent of UK citizens are illiterate. They tend to be consumed by spectacles and lack the ability to concentrate on more rational, dispassionate presentations. Youtube, instagram, etc., are monetizing this illiterate portion of the population and feeding them the very political content they've ever really been able to consume. It's similar to the revolution that happened in society when the Bible was first translated into other languages. Messages are corrupted (intentionally and accidentally) and people who have never thought before rush to rash and ill considered worldviews. Social justice groups and similar such groups resemble a religious movement like the puritans or protestants because they are birthed by similar technological phenomena. Plus web search engines now are orders of magnitude worse than around 2005. everything wants to be curated content. you can't type a text string in google and get a match. It's all dumbspeak for dumb dumbs. I honestly doubt it will get better, and it honestly seems like it's getting worse. 

            I have a very weird confession about geometry dash.

              By u/Gryllodea, its a shitpost towards another post about a person feeling sexual when playing Geometry Dash.

              I have a very weird confession about geometry dash.
              
              Alright, throwaway for obvious reasons. This is so deeply embarrassing that I've never told a single person in my life. But I saw this post the other day, and for the first time ever, I didn't feel completely insane. So I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off.
              
              My whole life, I've felt like I was "broken" when it came to this stuff. I'm asexual and aromantic. I don't look at people and feel that. Honestly, most porn makes me feel kinda sick. I figured my wiring was just... different, and that was that.
              
              But then there's Geometry Dash.
              
              It sounds like a joke, I know. It sounds like a bad meme. It's not. It's the most confusing, shameful, and real thing I've ever dealt with.
              
              I'm not talking about levels with cute art. I'm talking about the pure, raw gameplay. A perfectly synced dual sequence. A clean, tight wave part where every click lines up with the music. A smooth, flowing ship section with impossible-looking turns. Watching a really well-made, difficult level gets me so... intensely, physically worked up that I can't control it. It's a direct, involuntary physical reaction. I've had to stop watching YouTube videos of levels because of it. It’s that powerful, and that embarrassing.
              
              After reading that other post, I fell down a rabbit hole trying to understand why. The closest thing I've found that makes sense is that it's not actually a fetish. A fetish is when you're attracted to something. I'm not attracted to the level. It's more like my brain completely misfires.
              
              The satisfaction I get from watching perfect gameplay, the rhythm, the precision, the visual ASMR of it all, its so powerful that my brain seems to misinterpret that flood of "YES, THIS IS PERFECT" feeling as sexual arousal. My body just follows orders from the wrong signal. It's apparently a real, studied thing: a "misattribution of a non-sexual stimulus."
              
              So... yeah. I'm the guy who has to take a cold shower after watching a good Neiro showcase. It feels pathetic to type out, but there it is. If there's anyone else out there who gets it, even a little... hi. You're not a monster. You're just wired in a really, really weird way.

              Balatro

              I have a very weird confession about balatro
              
              Alright, throwaway for obvious reasons. This is so deeply embarrassing that I've never told a single person in my life. But I saw this post the other day, and for the first time ever, I didn't feel completely insane. So I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off.
              
              My whole life, I've felt like I was "broken" when it came to this stuff. I'm asexual and aromantic. I don't look at people and feel that. Honestly, most porn makes me feel kinda sick. I figured my wiring was just... different, and that was that.
              
              But then there's Balatro.
              
              It sounds like a joke, I know. It sounds like a bad meme. It's not. It's the most confusing, shameful, and real thing I've ever dealt with.
              
              I'm not talking about jokers with cute art. I'm talking about the pure, raw gameplay. A perfectly built up economy. A clean, tight boss blind where every hand and discard matters. A smooth, flowing strategy with impossible-looking pivots. Watching a really well-played, difficult yet somehow possible gold stake win gets me so... intensely, physically worked up that I can't control it. It's a direct, involuntary physical reaction. I've had to stop watching DrSpectred and Roffle because of it. It’s that powerful, and that embarrassing.
              
              After reading that other post, I fell down a rabbit hole trying to understand why. The closest thing I've found that makes sense is that it's not actually a fetish. A fetish is when you're attracted to something. I'm not attracted to the joker. It's more like my brain completely misfires.
              
              The satisfaction I get from watching perfect gameplay, the triggers, the precision, the visual ASMR of it all, its so powerful that my brain seems to misinterpret that flood of "YES, THIS IS PERFECT" feeling as sexual arousal. My body just follows orders from the wrong signal. It's apparently a real, studied thing: a "misattribution of a non-sexual stimulus."
              
              So... yeah. I'm the guy who has to take a cold shower after watching a good Perkeo-less naneinf. It feels pathetic to type out, but there it is. If there's anyone else out there who gets it, even a little... hi. You're not a monster. You're just wired in a really, really weird way.