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back in university for engineering, elon was revered by my classmates as a genius who revolutionized electric vehicle travel

    back in university for engineering, elon was revered by my classmates as a genius who revolutionized electric vehicle travel. i don’t know enough about cars or the key differences between internal combustion and electric motors, so i took them at their word for it.

then i started getting invites to watch spacex launches, being told that he’s revolutionized space travel and we would be travelling to the moon commercially in my lifetime. i don’t know enough about space travel to say whether or not that’s true, so i took them at their word for it and cheered on some rocket explosions with my friends

then elon bought twitter, and started talking about how he would revolutionize social media. i happen to know a great deal about software, and let me tell you, this dumb prick says some of the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard about application development . it was at that moment that i reevaluated my opinion on tesla and spacex, and rightly labelled elon as the con artist he is

    Laganja copypasta

      Its from Laganja’s stand up comedy from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 that was incredibly cringe and became a copypasta. There is a fan edit of the scene that made it bearable and gets referenced a lot by fans.

      Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

      I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product.

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Sandleaf plant in Arknights Endfield. 

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product. I try to use Jincao . My Sandleaf makes more carbon. I try to use wood. My Sandleaf makes more shit. I want to try Yazhen. It's still way more efficient to use Sandleaf. I want to use Citrene - It's still not the best. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I plant for it. I give it my water. It isn't satisfied. I make 5 Sandleaf farms. "I don't need this many farms" It tells me. "Give me more water." It grabs my water pump and forces me to grow more Sandleaf in the farm. "You just need to funnel me more. I can be way more efficient with space." I can't try other plants, I don't have enough Sky Forges anyway. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my originium and makes 10 planters and 5 seeders. It says "More water" There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, efficient space utilization. What a cruel world.
        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Carbon. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Ferrium. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Origocrust. It needs Sandleaf. I want to craft Xiranite components. Their best recipe relies on Sandleaf. I want to make Batteries, Gear Components - they both want Sandleaf. It grabs me by the logistics belt. I farm for it. I make a tons of loops for it. I give it a dedicated grid. It isn't satisfied. I build an Overclocked Grinder array. "I don't need this much processing speed," it tells me. "Give me more raw input." It grabs my power grid and forces it to overload. "You just need to expand the plantation more. I can bind more materials." I can't expand, I don't have enough grid. It grabs my Factory Layout. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs the Shredding Unit. It says "Shredder, process them." There is no hint of sadness in its texture. Nothing but pure, inescapable binding agent bottleneck. What a cruel factory.

        Thats fucking esports right there

          It’s the “Thats fucking football right there” copypasta but changed into CS in response to NiKo smashing his table on LAN. The incident has become an iconic CS moment hence the memes.

          Thats fucking esports right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the webcam bullshit. NiKo punches, NiKo bleeds on the stream, NiKo delivers their new born baby on their HyperX Alloy Elite 2 Mechanical Gaming Keyboard™. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball Counter-strike fuck it chuck it shoot it game time shit. Esports are back, baby

          That’s fucking Counter-Strike right there

          That's fucking counter-strike right there. None of that pansy ass s1mple-x-dev1ce dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the map, men deliver their new born baby in Donut. Fucking hard core dick in the ass B-rush fuck it choke it game time shit. Take it to deathmatch. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Counter-strike is back baby.
          Because that's fucking cs right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging hide behind the wall bullshit. Men wave, men throw thumbs up to the other team, men transform into eco hounds on the front lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball CS fuck it chuck it game time shit. CS is back, baby.

          40MOC copies WH40K

            Its a satirical Forty Millenniums of Cultivation (40MOC) copypasta pointing out that it copies a lot from Warhammer 40K. It started as a comment on Reddit by u/TheBatIsI making fun of 40MOC.

            Here's the true TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NOT PLAGIARIZED backstory. Any resemblances to a certain British Property is certainly coincidence.

10,000 years ago, a powerful man appeared to lead humanity. He was called the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor. He created 20 Primarchs Soul Clones to conquer the galaxy and establish the Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium. These Primarchs Soul Clones each led a Legion Guild of Provenance comprised of the mighty Space Marines Cultivators who used boltguns boltguns and chainswords chainswords to conquer the galaxy. The greatest Primarch Soul Clone was named Horus Blood God, and he led the charge to space called the Great Crusade Hundred-Million-Light-Year Expedition. Unfortunately for the Imperium, the forces of Chaos Beyonder Demons corrupted Horus Blood God now renamed Mad Armageddon and corrupted half the Legions Guilds and they were dubbed the Traitor Legions Demon Gates. This became known as the Horus Heresy Armageddon Rebellion. The Traitor Legions Demon Gates made their way to the capital world of Terra Empyrean Terminus where the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor and Horus Mad Armageddon began to fight. With the blessings of the Chaos Gods Hundred Million Demon Monarch of the Nine Heavens and Ten Hells, Horus Mad Armageddon was filled with the powers of the Warp Tenebrum and Empyrean Fiend Energy. Horus Mad Armageddon was defeated and the Traitor Legions Demon Gates retreated to the Eye of Terror Demonic Realm. The Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor took a critical injury and sank to a state between life and death on a Smaller Thousand World Golden Throne he had created. The Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium‘s remnant forces still fought. The remaining Legions Guilds of Provenance split into various Chapters smaller Guilds to protect humanity.