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I just saw a 6’6 blonde aryan doctor buy a cart full of brand name soda, an entire prime rib roast,

    I just saw a 6’6 blonde aryan doctor buy a cart full of brand name soda, an entire prime rib roast, crab meat, smoked salmon, and ice cream, using an EBT card. His PIN was 1488. Then he went and bought a lottery ticket. I confronted him as he was putting away his cart and I told him that SNAP is for poor people. He looked at me with his A10 blue eyes and said with his full chest, “I am poor. Неіl Ніtlеr nіggа!” Then he Roman saluted and everyone clapped. As he drove away to thunderous applause while still Roman saluting out of the window of his Ford Raptor, I was crying uncontrollably and accidentally peed my pants and then pooped myself.

    A woman I work with whom I really like won’t date me because I use Firefox.

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      byu/Darukutsu from discussion
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      A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.

Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.

The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of browser for men that like men.

I met this woman though work, and one of the first things she asked me when I was able to convince her to go to lunch with me (once) is what browser am I using. She got really quiet when I said Firefox.

She messaged me later to explain all the aforementioned stuff about her ex, and that Firefox is a huge issue for her.

I don't really know how to get her to believe that I'm 100% straight even though I use Firefox. I thought about bringing my personal laptop to work with hetero porn open in Firefox, but the risk of getting caught and losing my job is too great.

Thoughts?

      Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

        It started as a joke Tweet by @absolutLeah before turning into a Twitter meme.

        Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

Welcome to the world, [NAME]

I can’t wait until you’re old enough to understand the meaning of your name, my sweet little light 👼

        Topologies are just glorified semi-lattices

          According to OP, this response came from someone in the mathematics discord server.

          Remember, topologies are just glorified semi-lattices. If you have two semi-lattices X and Y, and a monotone function f from X to Y then an element a of X is a sufficient factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a => f'(w) subs b. Likewise an element a of X is a necessary factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a <= f'(w) subs b. An element a of X is a determining factor for b in Y if it is a necessary and sufficient factor. The map f is factorable if every element of Y has a determining factor in X. This means that there exists a function f*: Y -> X. What it means in topology for a map F: X to Y to be continuous is that the induced map f = cl o image_F, from the closed sets of X to the closed sets of Y is a factorable map.

          You have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel

            By u/See_Em, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Neutral Milk Hotel the indie band.

            To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel. The musical talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical music, most of the nuances will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Mangum’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neutral Milk Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mangum’s existential catchphrase “Semen stains the mountain tops,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mangum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their iphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neutral Milk Hotel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

            Ryan Lockwood – Streets Agent 1:12

              Its from the famous speedrun video where Ryan Lockwood achieved 1:12 in Streets Agent for N64 Goldeneye 007.

              An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend