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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

    Shower edition

    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

    Total Monโ€™keigh annihilation

      Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mon’keigh, a species that was exterminated by the Aeldari in 40k universe.

      Kill Monโ€™keigh. Behead Monโ€™keigh. Roundhouse kick a Monโ€™keigh into the concrete. Crucify filthy Monโ€™keigh. Defecate in a Monโ€™keighโ€™s food. Launch Monโ€™keigh into the sun. Toss Monโ€™keigh into active volcanos. Judo throw Monโ€™keigh into a woodchipper. Twist Monโ€™keigh's heads off. Report Monโ€™keigh to the Seer Council. Karate chop Monโ€™keigh in half. Curb stomp Monโ€™keigh. Trap Monโ€™keigh in quicksand. Crush Monโ€™keigh in the trash compactor. Dissect Monโ€™keigh. Stomp Monโ€™keigh skulls with Wraith construct boots. Cremate Monโ€™keigh in the oven. Lobotomize Monโ€™keigh. Vaporize Monโ€™keigh with a Lasblaster. Kick old Monโ€™keigh down the stairs. Feed Monโ€™keigh to Tyranids. Slice Monโ€™keigh with a Scorpion Chainswords 

      ์ž๊ณ ๋กœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ํ•จ์€๊ณผ๊ฑฐ๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ์˜ํ•™์ ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ๋กœ๋งŒ์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์˜จ๊ฒƒ์ด์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜ํŒจ์…˜์•„์ดํ…œ์œผ๋กœ๋„์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์™”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ผ์ข…์˜๊ธฐํ˜ธ์ ์š”์†Œ๋ผ๊ณ ํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ๋‹คํ™•์‹ค

        Its the spiritual successor to the Fubuki glasses copypasta but in Korean and meant for Chihaya from hololive DEV_IS.

        ์ž๊ณ ๋กœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ํ•จ์€๊ณผ๊ฑฐ๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ์˜ํ•™์ ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ๋กœ๋งŒ์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์˜จ๊ฒƒ์ด์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜ํŒจ์…˜์•„์ดํ…œ์œผ๋กœ๋„์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์™”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ผ์ข…์˜๊ธฐํ˜ธ์ ์š”์†Œ๋ผ๊ณ ํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ๋‹คํ™•์‹คํžˆ์ผ๋ถ€์ธ์›๋“ค์€์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ์—์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์ฐฉ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”ํ–‰์œ„์—๋Œ€ํ•ด์„œ์ผ๋ถ€๋ถˆํ˜ธ๋‚˜๋ถˆ๋งŒ์„๋‚˜ํƒ€๋‚ด๋Š”๊ฒฝ์šฐ๋„์žˆ์ง€๋งŒ์ด๋Š”์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๋Š”์กด์žฌ์˜๋งค๋ ฅ์ ์ธ๋ถ€๋ถ„์—๋Œ€ํ•ด์„œ๊ฐœ์ธ์ ์ธ์ž…์žฅ์˜์ฐจ์ด๊ฐ€์žˆ๊ธฐ์—์–ด์ฉ”์ˆ˜์—†๋Š”๋ถ€๋ถ„์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋‚˜์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด์žˆ์œผ๋ฏ€๋กœ์„œ๊ทธ์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ๊ฐ€๊ฐ€์ง€๋Š”์ง€์ ์ธ์š”์†Œ์™€์ „๋ฐ˜์ ์ธ๋ถ„์œ„๊ธฐ์˜๋ณ€ํ™”๋Š”ํ•œ๋ฒˆ์•Œ๊ฒŒ๋˜๋ฉด๋‹ค์‹œ์›๋ž˜๋Œ€๋กœ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ€๊ธดํž˜๋“ค๊ฒƒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ๊ฐ€ํžˆ๋‹จ์–ธํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ์„์ •๋„์˜ํŒŒ๊ธ‰๋ ฅ์„์ง€๋‹Œ๋‹ค๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ธฐ์—์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š”์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์ฐฉ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์—๋Œ€ํ•ด๋ฐฐ์ฒ™ํ•˜๋Š”๋ถ„์œ„๊ธฐ๊ฐ€์•„๋‹Œ์ด๋ฅผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜์ทจํ–ฅ์œผ๋กœ๋ฐ›์•„๋“ค์ž„์œผ๋กœ์„œ์กฐ๊ธˆ๋”์„ธ๊ณ„์˜ํ‰ํ™”์—๊ธฐ์—ฌ๋ฅผํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ์„๊ฒƒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•œ๋‹คํ™•์‹คํžˆ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์€๋ชจ๋“ ์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ์—์–ด์šธ๋ฆฐ๋‹ค๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋Š”๊ฒŒ๋‚ด์ค‘๋ก ์ด๋ฉฐ๋ฆฐ๋„์น˜ํ•˜์•ผ๊ฒฝ์šฐ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ๋‹จ๋ฐœ๊ณผ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์˜์กฐํ•ฉ์ด์–ด์šฐ์–ด์ง€๋ฉฐ๋ฐœํ˜„๋˜๋Š”์‹œ๋„ˆ์ง€๋Š”๊ฐ€ํžˆ๋ง๋กœํ‘œํ˜„ํ• ์ˆ˜์—†์„์ •๋„์˜ํŒŒ๊ธ‰๋ ฅ์„์ง€๋‹ˆ๋ฉฐ๋‚˜๋Š”๋ชจ๋“ ํ™€๋กœ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ์˜๋ฉค๋ฒ„๊ฐ€์ „๋ถ€๋‹จ๋ฐœ์—์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์“ฐ๋Š”์‹ ์˜์ƒ์ด๋‚˜์™”์œผ๋ฉดํ•˜๋Š”๋งˆ์Œ์„์ง€๋‹ˆ๊ณ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ์ ์—์žˆ์–ด์„œ์ด๋ฒˆ์น˜ํ•˜์•ผ์˜์‹ ์˜์ƒ๊ณต๊ฐœ๋Š”๋‚˜๋ฅผํ•œ๊ณ„ํ™”์˜คํƒ€์ฟ ๋กœ๋งŒ๋“ค๊ธฐ์—์ถฉ๋ถ„ํ•œํž˜์„์ง€๋…”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ด๋งค๋ ฅ์„์ผ๋ถ€์•ˆ๊ฒฝ๋งค๋‹ˆ์•„๋“ค๋งŒ์•Œ๊ณ ์žˆ๊ธฐ์—๋Š”๋„ˆ๋ฌด์•ˆํƒ€๊นŒ์šด๋ถ€๋ถ„์œผ๋กœ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ๋‘์•ˆ๊ฒฝ๋ฐฐ์ฒ™์„๋ฉˆ์ถ”๋กœ์นœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝํŒŒ๋กœ์ „ํ–ฅํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์ด์–ด๋– ํ•œ์ง€๊ถŒ์œ ํ•ด๋ณด๋Š”๋ฐ”์ด๋‹ค

        EN translated

        Historically, glasses have not only been used as medical instruments since ancient times but also as a fashion item, and they can be said to possess a certain symbolic element. Certainly, some people may express disapproval or dissatisfaction regarding the act of having characters wear glasses, but this is an inevitable aspect due to personal differences in stance toward the attractive qualities of glasses as an entity. However, once one becomes aware of the intellectual elements that glasses impart to a character and the overall change in atmosphere they bring, it becomes quite difficult to revert to the original state, and this effect wields an influence that can be boldly asserted to that degree. Therefore, we believe that by accepting the wearing of glasses not as something to reject but as a matter of personal taste, we can contribute a little more to world peace. Certainly, it is my personal belief that using glasses suits all characters, and in cases like Chihaya's, the combination of short hair and glasses creates a synergy that is so powerful it cannot be adequately expressed in words, possessing an impact of indescribable magnitude. I harbor the wish that all Hololive members would appear in divine outfits featuring short hair and glasses. In that regard, the recent reveal of Chihaya's divine outfit possesses more than enough power to transform me into an extreme otaku, and it is truly regrettable that this charm is known only to a select few glasses enthusiasts. Thus, I would like to suggest that we all cease rejecting glasses and instead convert to the pro-glasses faction.

        In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone….

          AKA the Magic Xylophone is a scene from Simpsons S8E14 where a fan nitpicked an error in Itchy & Scratchy where Scratchy’s skeleton ribs produce different tones when struck consecutively.

          In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

          Ryu from streets

            It was a fan video of Ryu from Street Fighter by ‘erarg’ on Tumblr which became a meme. In 2024, the voice actor for Ryu did a dub on the video making the meme a reality.

            Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
            Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.

            No. Big A would’ve avoided the whole Nick Shirley discourse if chat were there to tell him it was poor journalism.

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              No. Big A would've avoided the whole Nick Shirley discourse if chat were there to tell him it was poor journalism. YouTube frogs don't understand how important us chatters are for maintaining the sanctity of the clips. We're like the sauce to Big A's cheese. Sure, you can have a sauceless pizza, but it's just not the same without it. You could even argue that it's not pizza at all.
              
              Now, you might be wondering why I used a pizza analogy instead of a glizzy one, which would be a lot more topical. Well, the answer is that Big A Clips viewers don't care about glizzies. They don't care about coffee or S3K. They don't even care about bloons. All they care about is politics slop, which is why they want to cut us chatters out of the equation. They're heathens who don't understand our glizzy culture. They love the house built by glizzy hands, yet hate that glizzy hands watches House.
              
              The tyrannous Aedish has already forced Big A to step away from his community to appease the clips viewers, and now they want to strip away the last bastion of glizzy jokes so that they don't have to be reminded of where all of this started. They hate seeing a bald joke fly by in chat. They hate seeing a glizzy, or a coffee cow, or cow forbid a spoontrioc mention amidst the mountains of slop. They carry hate in their hearts and want every last remnant of us burned to the ground. They're so deluded that they don't even recognize the Lulw Master. These are the types of people that think Big A is better without his chat.
              
              The ironic thing is that once they succeed, if they succeed, it won't be long before they realize that sauceless pizza is lame as fuck. But by that point it'll be too late, as they've already thrown out the sauce, and they won't know how to ask for a delicious glizzy and a warm cup of coffee instead.
              
              TLDR: glizzy good, chat good, clips bad