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It’s pi 🍰 day📆

    Happy PI 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣ day you dirty SLUTS 😏👅!! Are you ready for some mathema🍆DICKS🍆?? Get 🕓READY🕓 to measure the cir💦CUM💦ference when you 🙌🏼THROW🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 In a circle ⚫️⚪️!! 😫DADDY😩 only gives his 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 to the most mathema🍆🍆DICK🍆🍆 SLUTS 👌🏼😩!! SEND TO 1️⃣0️⃣of the 😏🙊NASTIEST🙊😏 hoes you know!! Get 0️⃣ back and you get 🙅🏼🚫NO 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 for a WHOLE YEAR 👀! Get 5️⃣ back and you get to 🙌🏼 THROW 🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 for 👨🏽daddy👨🏽 all 🌜NIGHT🌛. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you the 😩😈NASTIEST😈😩 SLUT OUT THERE 😅😱 and you gonna be gettin that good mathema🍆🍆DICK🍆🍆 While u 📐📏measure 📏📐 the cir💦💦CUM💦💦ference of that 😩👌🏼👌🏼🍆GOOD DICK 😩🍆😂!!!
    Its 🥧PI 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣🥧 day you 👅horny ☄️🔥SLUTS 🥵‼️ HOEpe 😈 you’re ready to do some mathema🍆DICKS🍆. Get with your favorite 🥧PIe🥧 loving 🥵daddy🧔‍♂️ today ⬇️ and get 💦cream-PI-ed💦 all day long😏😜. Calculate🧮 the cir-💦CUM💦-frence of throwing💨 dat ass🍑 in a circle ⭕️ with all your math loving hoes👯‍♀️. Ladies👯‍♀️, don’t forget to put your bibs👶 on cause theres going to be 🍦cream💦 ALL over your face🥰😍. Share this post with 1️⃣0️⃣ people you want to eat 🥧PIe🥧 with😋 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you win a 👶LIFETIME👵👴supply of 💦CREAM🍦 PIe🥧 If you get 5️⃣ back, you have to throw your ass in a ⚫️circle⚪️ ALL 🌜NIGHT🌛. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re failing ➗math✖️. 🙅‍♂️Don’t🙅‍♀️❌ share 📧📥 this and you’re ❌not❌ going to get ANY daddies👨 for 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣ years 🗓️.
    It's pi 🍰 day📆hoes💦💦! Gobble 👅 🆙 3.14 slices 🍰of pie 🎂and you'll be 🙏blessed🙏for 365 🗓 days. share 📤👉this👈post with 🔟 of your 👯closest 💁‍♂️sluts 🙋and you'll 👏get rewarded🎁 with a 👵🏻lifetime👴🏻supply📦 of pie🍰. Don't 🚫share 📤this and you 🙅won't🙅‍♂️ get any 🍆💦daddies 🍆💦for 3.14 🗓years🗓!
    Hey 👋 👨‍🏫FINEsteins🧠😍 It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to 📊calculate🧮 properties ⛓️ of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference🧑‍⚖️ and DICKameter 🥒 Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑. So to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 , make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 1️⃣0️⃣ sluttiest 🩲 🔢mathletes🧮 you know

Get 0️⃣ back, you're a sexless👎🚫 square 🟥 😔

Get 1️⃣-3️⃣back you're a 🏐 spherical🔮 slut 😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, 💃🏿 circular ⭕️ creamPI champion 💦🥧🏆 
    It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to calculate🧮 properties of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference? Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑 so to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 Make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 10 sluttiest mathletes you know

Get 0 back, you're a sexless square 🟥 😔

Get 1-3 back you're a spherical slut 🔮😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, circular creamPI champion ⭕️💦🥧🏆

    I can’t stand new midwest emo

      By u/midwestemeow, its satire on midwest emo scene.

      I literally cannot with the new wave of midwest emo anymore. It’s been absolutely ruined by American Football reissues, Modern Baseball tiktok edits, and this “Hot Mulligan” slop. Don’t even get me started on how every band just sounds like a mediocre copy of Cap'n Jazz with worse mixing and generic woe is me lyrics. Give me some actual unlistenable 2007 Bandcamp demos from some kid in a Denton Texas basement who never left his parents house, or the one EP that got 87 plays total and still has that perfect nasally whine and off time tapping. Mainstream midwest emo is just sad white boy self loathing core for people who discovered tiktok emo during the pandemic. I'll stick to my 320kbps rips of stuff nobody's ever heard of, thank you very much. At least it still feels like losing.

      Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn’t mind airing in America.

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        Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn't mind airing in America. It has enough depth, mature themes, and emotional weight to match lots of quality shows here like Game of Thrones and The Wire, so I think it would fit right at home if it aired uncut and subtitled on a channel like HBO and Showtime. I also think it would be a spectacular series to bring over because I think this is the kind of series that can bring our cultures together.

        I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

          By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

          I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.

I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.

I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.

I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.

Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.

I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name.

          Furry here. It’s pretty tough out there. So much interview scheduling spam.

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            Furry here. It's pretty tough out there. So much interview scheduling spam.

I keep getting "name your price" as the first words out of the interviewer's mouth, but an interview goes both ways, you know? I have questions too.

Also, the constant begging. Like I'm out shopping and a CEO will sneak up behind me, grab my crotch, and whisper "work for me baby" in my ear and I'm like just trying to find the paprika.

            Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar?

              From an unhinged Youtube comment by windows95ism of Jar Jar Binks getting farted by an alien in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.

              Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it’s inviting him to get closer for the next one.

I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.