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Octane is the one pro that doesnt seem pro

    Some random dude commented said pasta in one of Octane’s (COD pro player) YT video and it had become a copypasta ever since.

    Octane is the one pro that doesnt seem pro. Like every pro shoots with good accuracy, octane is good but i dont think pro good. Level below pro imo

    I’m telling you, Doug ‘Censor’ Martin is as cracked as he is jacked.

      Originally for Ropz in CSGO but the pasta has been adopted to fit other pro players.

      I'm telling you, Doug 'Censor' Martin is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Brisk Matte™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids". And then he slide canceled out the door.

      LeoGamer

        A small Youtuber had a crashout after someone asked if he’s a critic and his response had become a meme. 

        kkkkk se eu sou critico? kkkk amigo, eu tenho um quadro no meu canal voltado a analises e criticas de anime, sempre baseio minhas opiniôes em argumentos lógicos em plausiveis, sou o mais imparcial possivel, já postei um video refutando um inscrito e consigo refutar qualquer um que tenta argumentar contra as minhas opiniões; eu vejo anime desde criança, eu já assisti 800 episódios de one piece, tenho quase um total de 100 animes ASSISTIDOS no meu portfolio, todos eles com mini-criticas bem escritas... sim, eu me considero um critico (no minimo um bom youtuber critico) eu recomendo que você leia livros ( a "Leitura de Grandes Poesias" é um bom livro para iniciantes), estude sobre o assunto, veja filmes e mais animes antes de querer vir me criticar me perguntando se eu me considero um critico

        English translation

        Hahaha, am I a critic? Hahaha, my friend, I have a segment on my channel dedicated to anime analysis and critiques. I always base my opinions on logical and plausible arguments. I'm as impartial as possible. I've already posted a video refuting a subscriber's opinion, and I can refute anyone who tries to argue against mine. I've watched anime since I was a child, I've watched 800 episodes of One Piece, and I have almost 100 anime series WATCHED in my portfolio, all of them with well-written mini-reviews... Yes, I consider myself a critic (at least a good YouTuber critic). I recommend that you read books ("Reading Great Poetry" is a good book for beginners), study the subject, watch movies and more anime before you come and criticize me asking if I consider myself a critic.

        I’m sick of Lynn. I try to play Bishop. My Lynn deals more damage.

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lynn from MapleStory.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lynn. I try to play Bishop. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play BaM. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play anything. My Lynn deals more damage. I want to play any class. Their best team has Lynn. I want to play dpm or burst. They both want Lynn. I look at tier lists, Lynn is number 1.

She grabs me by the throat. I do alchemy for her. I do smithing for her. I give her the pitcheds. She isn't satisfied. I farm genesis weapons. "I don't need this much bd" She tells me. "Give me more frags." She grabs bird and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with destiny."

I can't quest for destiny, I don't have enough frags. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs bear. She says "Bear, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 1m awakening application dpm. What a cruel world.