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I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charmony Doves

    The Charmony Dove brainrot

    Its a crossover between the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin and Charmony Dove brainrot from Honkai Star Rail.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charmony Doves. I try to play HSR. I am reminded of Charmony Doves. I try to browse r/HonkaiStarRail. Charmony Dove gives me brainrot. I try to go to sleep. I hear Sunday's monologue. I want to make a Slumbernana meme. It ends up being Charmony Doves. I want to play Genshin, ZZZ - they both remind me of Charmony Doves. Sunday grabs me by the throat. I sing for him. I fashion a cage. I give him my freedom. He isn't satisfied. I pull Robin. "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." He tells me. "That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing." He grabs Numby and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then." I can't listen anymore, I don't have enough brain cells. He grabs my phone. It breaks down. "Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer." He grabs a Charmony Dove. He says "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." There is no hint of reason in his eyes. Nothing but pure, brainrot-inducing Charmony Dove copypasta. What a cruel world.

    We are now under total Republican rule. Textbook fascism.

      We are now under total Republican rule. Textbook fascism. Fuck you, white America. Fuck you, you racist, misogynist pieces of shit. G'night.

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        Town of Salem throwing rant

          Throwing in Town of Salem rant
          Just... Hear me out for a moment because I'm considering throwing not only this game but my PC outta window as well, not to mention my own self. If I'm to believe my own eyes, 2 must be the most smooth brained, clueless piece of garbage ever known to mankind. JUST WHYYY...!!. WHY THE FUCK WOULD A MAYOR CLAIM THEIR ROLE DAY 1, BE CONFRONTED AND YET REFUSE TO REVEAL, TO THE POINT OF LETTING BEING PASSIVELY KILLED DESPITE ALL WARNING AND END UP THROWING AWAY 3 TOWN VOTES N2???? This is not just fucking throwing, this is a brainrot sorry byproduct of a humanoid "player" barely managing to breathe, let alone maintaining a single rational thought. Oh gyatt I swear if this player was traceable I would make arrangements to find them and lynch them IRL... Because HOLY SHIT. It's offensive to animals' intelligence how you can be so fucking cluelessly retarded. Speaking of which, autists worldwide must be perplexed and must have lost all faith in humanity if they could hear about what just happened. His defense was, beyond all reasoning, the most moronic, demagogic, unhinged macaquery I have ever heard about in my entire life span, let alone in ToS. Do us a favor, uninstall the game and have someone hang you since I'm pretty sure you can't do it yourself, not because you're unwilling to, but because you just can't.

          IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE???

            “IS THAT A MFING REFERENCE” originally started out from The New Order (TNO) community. The copypasta has since been used for many other references.

            ‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE 😂IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SANS IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊BADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIME😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩DETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMIBSTIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATION🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNye heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh he heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Chara, are you there❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, your best friend ASRIEL DREEMURR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it refused. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 ermm aschkually the red soul does not represent determination 👆🤓 BUT IT REFUSED ❤️ Human… I remember you’re,… genocides 😱🤯😂🤣😂🤣😂MY NAME IS METTATON AND I AM HERE TO SAY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! 
            ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HUMAN I FORGOR !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿 Genocide is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every song💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MINECRAFT IS A UNDERTALE REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!🔥🔥🔥🔥METTATON IS SO HOT 💯💯💯💯BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM😂😂😂😂😂MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!😋😋😋😋😋😋UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDES🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 
            ‼‼HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼‼‼‼ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HUMAN I FORGOR !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿 Genocide is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every song💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MINECRAFT IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗❗❗❗❗Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼‼‼‼ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!🔥🔥🔥🔥METTATON IS SO HOT 💯💯💯💯BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLYQQQQQWHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM😂😂😂😂😂MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!😋😋😋😋😋😋UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDES🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

            Trump Won

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              🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
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