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God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad

    Mia and Tia from Cars (2006)
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    God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad I can't even function normally, there is nothing more I crave on God's green earth than to pump their tailpipes full of my hot, goopy semen. I will not die happy until I empty every last nut I have inside of these gorgeous girls. The cute voices, the curvaceous Bodies, the pop-up headlights, I have never been more erect in my life. My parents are trying to convince me to go to therapy because they're constantly walking in on me furiously beating my meat red raw to a scene of the hottest twins on Earth, I think they're considering taking away my DVD player to convince me to get a girlfriend or something, please help me. I don't know if I can live if I lose them, it would be the end of me

    August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.

      Squidward chanting heat death of the universe

      Its a chant by Loudward (Squidward) from the AI-Generated SpongeBob livestream which became viral. 

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      August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

      Genshin would be better if the content was tailored to me personally

        It started as shitpost towards the drama happening within Genhin Impact community but had since become a staple copypasta whenever there’s player drama within a Hoyoverse game. 

        As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:

Not making content for the average player.

I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.

It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

        Honkai Star Rail (HSR)

        HSR would be better if the content was tailored to me personally
Meme / Fluff

As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:

Not making content for the average player.

I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.

It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

        My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

          My name is Edwin lyrics

          Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

          My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
My name is Edwin

          Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best

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            Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.

Now, you look at these modern sets, right? They’ve got all these new Pokémon, I can’t even pronounce half their names. It’s like they just keep adding more and more, and it’s confusing, folks. It’s not the same. They’ve got all these fancy holographics, these ultra rares, hyper rares, whatever they call them. It’s too much, it’s over the top. It’s not the same charm, not the same magic.

Back in the day, when you pulled a holographic Charizard, it was incredible. It was like winning the lottery. Now, they’ve got all these gimmicks, these GX, EX, VMAX, who knows what else. It’s too complicated. The base set was simple, straightforward, and that’s what made it great. You had 151 Pokémon, you could collect them all. Now, there’s like a thousand. How are you supposed to catch them all, folks?

And the artwork, the original artwork, it was beautiful. Ken Sugimori, remember that name, he’s a genius. The new cards, they’re flashy, sure, but they don’t have the same heart. They don’t have the same soul. The base set had personality. It had character. It was something special.

So, we need to go back to basics, folks. We need to appreciate the classics. The base set is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Nothing compares. Not these modern sets with their bells and whistles. The base set is timeless, and it will always be the greatest. Believe me.

            I fucking hate simps so much

              I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You're over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, while I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.

And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.

You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal
mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.