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MLK Day

    Martin Luther King Jr. or MLK day emoji copypasta.

    I HAVE A CREAM 🍼🤤 where we won't 🚫 be JUDGED 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ for the COLOR of our COCKS 🎨🍆 but the TASTE 👅 of our LOADS 💦💦 HAPPY MLK DAY 🎉 the day we get DOWN ⬇️⬇️ on our KNEES 🛐🛐 and WORSHIP 🙌 the BIG BLACK DICKS ⚫⚫🥒🥒 in our lives 😍😍 In 1️⃣9️⃣2️⃣9️⃣ Martin Luther KINK 🪢🪢🤴🏿🤴🏿 SLID 🌊 out his MOMMY'S 🤱🏿 PUSSY 😼😼 and he REAR-ENDED 🍑 racism 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 but the FBI (FAT BUSSY INSPECTORS 🔎🔎) didn't like that 👎🏻👎🏻🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️ and had him ASS-ASS-INATED 🍑🍑🔫🔫 to celebrate 🎉🎊 his LEG-USSY 📖📖 we're having an INTERRACIAL ORGY 🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏼🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 where ALL colors 🎨🌈 are welCUM 💦💦 send to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur BLACKEST 👨🏿👩🏿🧑🏿 friends to TOTALLY 💯 end RACISM 🔚 get 0️⃣ back and ur CERTIFIED in the KKK ◻️🔥 get 🔟 back and ur invited 💌 to the COOKOUT ♨️🍔 get 2️⃣0️⃣ back... and ur allowed to say it 👀🤬
    heyyy 👋 Marthin Luther QUEENS 👯‍♀️ i have a dream 😴 🛌 that you will be dicked 🍆 down ⬇️ tonight like DADDY 👨🏿‍🦳 Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted 😌✊🏿 so MARCH 🚶‍♀️ on down ⬇️ to his washington monument 🇺🇸 and have a SIT IN 🧎‍♀️ on that DICK 🍆🍆 Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK 🗽 like a TRUE PATRIOT 🗽 segregate those cheeks 🍑 tonight it doesn’t matter 🙅‍♀️ if his fountain 🍆💦 is BLACK or WHITE 🤝 we are all CUMRADES 💦💦 in the fight against discrimination 😍 SOAK those PANTIFA 🩲 our TWERK is not over ‼️ SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every WOKE HOE 🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to END racism ✊ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL 👉👌 HARMONY ☮️
    2day 🗓️ we honor 🙌🏾👑 the birth 👶🏾🍼 of Martin 🧴LuBer🧴💦 King Jr 🥁🥁 #1 in civil rights ⚖️🧑🏽‍⚖️ he like 2️⃣ take the ~MeAsUrE 😘 of a Man~ 🍆📏💦 he preach NONviolence 🙅🏾‍♀️🔫 & love 👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏿especially 4 🧚🏽‍♂️ g00d lil SlUts 🫦📹 like Me😰🍑💦he's a good man 💪🏻 👅he just like 2 FuCk 🤷🏿‍♀️😅 butt still the HonKy 🚓👮🏻FBI😒 had 2 ASS-ASS-in-ATE 👅🍑 him 4️⃣ CuCking 🐓🐂 them so HaRD 😓 by Marching 🏃🏾🏃🏿‍♀️on WashIngton🏛️Ending ‼️Segregation❌ & fiXing 0ther Bad Shit 🍑🫘 🤯 SeNd this 2 Ur {Jan} 2️⃣0️⃣ SluTTiest lil 🤴🏾MiLK ✊💦LUVers 💕🍆& the G👀d Doctor 👨🏾‍⚕️will BeQUeef U H0t🥵🔥DiCk 🥲4 all of 2025!!! 
    Hey civil rights sluts 🇺🇸🇺🇸 it's time ⏰ to celebrate 🥳 and honor 🎖️ our hero 🫡 of big black cock 🍆🍆 MLKJ on this 🦅 national 🕳️ HOLE-iday. 👀 I have a dream 💤💭 and it's for you to 🤞🏻FILL your 🇺🇸 CUNTry with 👨🏻👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 diversity, because all 🐓🐓 COCKS are created 🟰 equal. Let's make our 💦💦 CUMmunity 🥵 hotter and 🧃 juicier for all!!! I have a 💤💭 dream that one day all these 🥕🍆cocks will ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏿 RISE UP, sweltering 🥵 with the 🔥 heat of horny ⚖️ justice, sweltering 🔥🔥 with the 🥵 heat of 😩😩 edging 🟰 equality, and will be 📈 transformed into an 🏝️ oasis of ✊🏾 hard 💦💦💦 cummy 🍆 cocks. From every 🗻 MOUNTainside let freedom's 🐔 COCK ring. 💌💌 Send this to all your 🥲 slutty ⚖️ social justice warriors 🫡 and see how many you get 👈🏼👈🏼⏮️ back! Get one 1️⃣ back and you're about to get 🍑 ASSassinated 🔫 for speaking 💪🏽 truth to poppers. Get five 5️⃣ back and you're gonna get 🪢 lynched from 😩 HORNY JAIL 🚔 Get ten 🔟 back and you're about to 👑 lead a 🚌🚐🍑 BUSSY boycott to 🤝 desegregate those ass ❤️🥰 cheeks!!
    GET UP ☀️you NASTY 😏civil rights ✊🏻✊🏾🇺🇸SLUTS 💦🫦 today we LUBE UP 💦our 🍒SEPARATE BUT EQUAL🟰HOLES 🍑for the 👨🏾‍🦲🍉BLACKEST BEEFCAKE ☕️🍰who put the 🍑ASS ➡️ in assassinate⚰️ DADDY 🥳👑MARTIN LUTHER KING JR 👑 😩he had a BIG 💦WET DREAM💭💤 that you 🫵🏾SEGREGATE🖖🏾those ASS CHEEKS🍑🥵and MARCH🥁 for the right to get 🕺🏼🍆POUNDED 👏in the 🌮FRONT and the BACK 💩of the bus🚌 😤 ROSA PARKED 🚙☑️ her 🌈COLORED COOCHIE 🌹💦so we could have our 🙀🍌BIG DICK DADDIES🍆 like 🗑️🏀MICHAEL CUM SHOT JORDAN🤤 and 🍉BIG-RACK OBAMA 🫡 🥵and our MELANIN MOMMIES like 😩Big-O-prah 🎤 👀 and 🧎‍♀️WHIT-on-my-knees Houston 😻 🌹WHIP 😗your hands in the AYER🙌🏽 for a CUNTry 🫦🇺🇸where all COCKS are created equal 🐓❤️‍🔥🐓

💌Send this ➡️to 13 of your 💅🏾BADDEST BLACKEST BITCHES👀 or😽HARRIEST PUSSY TUBMAN🫶🏻 will ❌ABOLISH 🙅🏿‍♀️you to the ⛓️underground RAILroad🚂 🆘 If you get 5 back 😇 you’ll get some 🥵SOAKING 💦WET Hennessy PUSSY 🥃🫦tonight 🌚
    🎉🎊 Hey you SEXXXY DADDIES👨‍🎤🍆, It’s MLK Day 🌟👑 and we’re about to BLOW out our KINGS for the TRUMP inauguration ✊🏽🤪 while Notre Dame 🏈🍀 SCORES those CUM-tastic TDs! 🙌🏽🍈🍈💦 Let’s get LIT 🔥💥 for all the BIG DICK ENERGY 💦📈 flowing today! Martin’s DREAMING of some sweet POONANI 😍🍑 while Trump’s INFLATING his MAGA BRAIN 🍆🧠💣 and Notre Dame’s scoring POINTS in the end zone 👏🏻💦! Get ready to SWALLOW the victory 🍾🥳, because that’s how we CELEBRATE a day of equal rights ✊🏽😏 and political FREAKiness 🤪🤣! Send this to 4️⃣5️⃣ of your fellow HOES 🙋‍♀️💋 and if you get back less than 🔟 🥴, you’ll have to CHOKE on the QUEEN of the WHORE HOUSE’s tweets 📲🐥 and MLK’s unfulfilled DREAMS 😭💔! But if you receive 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back, prepare for a championship LEVEL of PLEASURE ⚡️🍆💦! LET’S GET NASTY 😍💦, ‘cause today we’re scoring in EVERY way! 💘🔥⚽️

    MLK Eve

    💁I CAN'T 🕶 BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 💃M👏L 👏K 👏 🗣 EVE!! TONIGHT 🌛 WE WILL GATHER 👪 WITH OUR FAMILIES❤ NOT ONLY TO PRAY🙏 TO MLK 👍AND LET HIM KNOW💦💦💦 WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE 😙 TO RECEIVE🍆 ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER 😂 THAT MLK❤ IS THE REAL REASON 🎶 FOR 🎵THE 🎶 SEASON✔ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS💯 OR YOUR BROTHERS 🙋 AND SISTERS🙆 WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED 😔

    PirateSoftware Navy Seals

      PirateSoftware copypasta

      Its the classic Navy Seals copypasta but changed to PirateSoftware, a streamer under criticism for his ego and refusing to take accountability.

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of nepotism at Blizzard Entertainment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on botting, and I have over 2 million confirmed account bans. I am trained in penetration testing and I'm the top condescending explainer of simple concepts on all of twitch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard employees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in never admitting I am wrong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blizzard Entertainment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

      WHAT a performance from Karrigan

        Karrigan copypasta
        WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

        IS THAT A DANGANRONPA reference???

          Its the TNO copypasta but changed to Danganronpa.

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ITSALIE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

          Packgod vs Satanic Egirl

            Packgod vs Satanic girl

            Script for Packgod’s vs Satanic egirl video.

            OH MY GOD BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN DOMAIN EXPANSION THE DEVIL'S DOOTYHOLE LOOKING ASS THE FUCK BACK BITCH TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU IN THE TIKTOK RIZZ PARTY throwing it back on TURKISH QUANDALE DLNGLE FOR 15 ROBUX WITH YOUR "OhoHOhoHOhoH" like bitch I'm about to circumcise you out of this fucking school like you're some foreskin if you got that beat with your God damn moreidly obese Harley Quinn body built like a bowling pin double cheeseburger butt chin bitch you went up to a naked rat right in the alley I'd start to singing “twin~ where have you been~” shut your ugly ass up bitch!!! yo nose look like a rhino saggy ballsack yo chin look like an inverted crustable I'm going to release my demons bitch you should be releasing this some calories on the treadmill shut your broke ass up bitch you took a dirty year mortgage on those headphones you're using right now the fuck are you saying like what are you doing with that water bottle with your goddamn the to pair to feel my wrath shut the fuck up you're about to make me laugh a fish tank from Petco where you take a bath you dirty butt crack hunchback Satan supporter everything psychopath oh wait hold up it's the soul of my dead Turtle Rufus get her on ass hey beth bethwhy didn’t you resurrect me why didn’t you save my life fuck you mean this shit is justice for rufus you brainless you Clueless devil dick riding doofus you wear zip lock bags on your feet to school cuz you're a shoeless like I'm like who who's this trying to test Kyle urgntrouse like you ain't know I fucking do this hold on I'm going to zoom called bombing got you hot like some buldak Ramen body built like a destiny 2 hobgobling bitch you made a tier list video of all yo mental problems looking ass outta my

            I can’t play Terminids because they make me hungry.

              Terminids from Helldivers 2 copypasta
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              I honestly have a hard time playing Terminids on Helldiver 2 because I get very distracted by the thought of eating one.

There are of course issues with some variety of Terminid. Anything with the word "bile" in it is likely inedible because it'd spoil instantly. So realistically, that leave you with Hive Guards, warriors and Scavengers.

The Southerner in me tells me you'd could just throw a scavenger whole on a boil and it'd turn out pretty good. I bet they'd turn red. With a bunch of spices, potatoes and the holy-trio you could make a absolutely mean pot. Same thing with a scavenger gumbo.

That or you could treat it like lobster. Same method, but as a solo dish with like a bread like scavenger-cakes. Plus, they wouldn't need butter because of the amount of oil so that'd very likely affect flavor.

The crunch if it's soft-shelled or if hardshell you'd have to eat it like a crab or shrimp. We know for a fact that they are closer anatomically to crustaceans, but they reproduce through spores. So, I'm willing to bet they'd have notes similar to mushrooms. I wonder if the spores are edible.

The thought just crossed my mind that their giant orange eggs are also likely tasty and maybe even some of their structures like the spore-emitters. The eggs are probably just giant caviar. As for the spore-towers, You can probably shave off some and use it like a seasoning. Though it could be wax like that of bees. Oh god, Bugs do have their own flowers that we see a bunch of. The sample flowers are exclusive to bugs so maybe they pollinate flowers for food. Terminid Honey? Then there's the exploding bug traps, maybe it could be like an herb. But, to get back to focus.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.