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I just saw a black guy listening to Not Like Us, Kendrick is truly what the culture is feeling

    Not Like Us copypasta
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    I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of high school girls listening to Drake (🤮) of all people, so being an loyal fan of Kung Fu Kenny I decided to scream "OV-HOE!!!!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could.

While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Kdot is always talking about. That is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Not Like Us, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realised the impact that Kendrick has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.

I went up to the fellow Kendrick enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Not Like Us to him "WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP" I shouted "WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF" I continued, "WHY YOU TROLLING LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED" I took a breath, "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Kdot made the Kendrick fan realise I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the cookout! ✊🏻

    I will protect this smile

      Origin of the "I will protect this smile" copypasta

      From Gigguk’s Summer Anime 2016 video where he did a bit on protecting Tsumugi’s smile from Amaama to Inazuma which became a meme.

      This smile, I will protect this smile. I will FIGHT YOU for this smile, you will not hurt this smile. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS SMILE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION. WARS WILL BE FOUGHT, PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED AND CIVILIZATIONS WILL PROSPER BECAUSE OF THIS SMILE. SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHIELD THIS SMILE FROM ALL HARM THAT MAY COME TO IT, ALL DANGERS IT MAY POSSIBLY FACE AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT!

      STOP POSTING ABOUT MIKU COMING TO FORTNITE!

        Hatsune Miku in Fortnite copypasta

        Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US” meme but changed to Hatsune Miku in Fortnite.

        I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MIKU COMING TO FORNITE, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MIKU MIKU BEAM! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Miku Fornite stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear Miku HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S HIDING IN MY WIFI" I looked at my penis I'm thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEKU" AA- (bro It's everywhere dude I swear)

        Oh my god, guys… I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact.

          Citlali copypasta
          Oh my god, guys... I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact. I want to impregnate her. I don't care that she's so old that she can't have kids anymore. I will not stop breeding her until her body starts producing eggs again. I want to keep breeding her loose hag pussy until I pass out. I want to fondle her breasts and hear her say "Please stop touching my Citlalin and Itzpapa. I will NOT stop. I want her to stay addicted to alcohol. I want her to come back to our house, drunk and dirty, reeking of piss and alcohol. I will not be able to constrain myself. I want to enter her bedroom after she's been doing nothing but gooning, drinking booze and reading smut for a few weeks without taking a shower. Guys. I can't take it anymore. I NEED to impregnate Citlali.

          Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female

            Started as a Discord shitpost but the copypasta has been adopted into a Valorant simp message.

            Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

            Reddit version

            Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is always refreshing to see a female here on the Reddit.com web page (especially after Reddit.com dropped support for the Netscape Navigator browser). However, I am quite popular around here in this community, so if you require guidance, please throw me a PM (private message). I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some Adobe Flash or Shockwave games together some time. I see you are interested in copypastas, well I happen to be a copypasta aficionado (!!), so I would be happy to assist you in finding the appropriate copypasta for your situation (or even crafting a new copypasta that fits your needs). I think we have potential for a fun and dynamic relationship here! Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

            You have to have a very high skill level to use the Constitution rifle effectively

              Constitution rifle copypasta from Helldivers 2

              Its the Rick and Morty high IQ copypasta but changed to the Constitution rifle from Helldivers 2.

              To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to use the Constitution rifle effectively. Its mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marksmanship and warfare tactics, most of its features will go over the average player’s head. The sheer precision required to maximize its potential is understated in most tier lists. Only a true Helldiver understands the beauty of lining up the perfect shot while charging into the enemy’s line. The Constitution rifle isn’t just a weapon—it’s a statement. Its tactical design draws heavily from the principles of skilled gameplay, and the veterans recognize this. Casual players might scoff at it, but those in the know understand that it’s a masterpiece, not just in Helldivers, but of gaming itself.