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Darktide: I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me

    Warhammer 40K: Darktide first copypasta

    Created by u/KneeDeepInTheMud, its the Warhammer 40K: Darktide version of the “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me” meme.

    I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left work today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some Scab Gunner paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, Volley-gun-Trapper-Net-Flamer-Crusher-Overhead level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself. I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself and Auric Maelstrom calls me it's little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want it to fuck me up. I mean I want it to make me it's poxxer. It's little peepee-piss-myself-poxxer. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. Beloved and I should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real Freak. I'm not normal. Auric Maelstrom... Please... You have to crush me.

    DIO: Oh? You’re approaching me?

      Its the famous Dio’s line from the Jojo meme “Oh? You’re approaching me?”. The scene was from EP46 of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders before the Dio vs Jotaro fight.

      Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me. Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of THE WORLD like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
      Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?

I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

      Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. do you like going down on a guy?

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        Hey, how are you Beautiful? I seen your picture and thought you were cute. Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. but, i was curious, do you ever meet guys offline? if so. do you like going down on a guy? whats the longest blowjob you ever gave a guy? do you like to swallow? I have a blowjob fetish
basically which is why im asking. Forgive me if I offend you. but, I'm looking for a girl to move in with or live in a tent soemwhere with me .if you are interested in being my new, submissive blowjob slave girlfriend. id love to be with you.

        Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

          Arguably the worst female character in fanfiction history
          Context

          Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way (aka Enoby) is the villainous main protagonist of My Immortal. Arguably the worst female character in fanfiction history (or literature in general).

          Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
          It’s giving Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears

          Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me!

            It started off as a Facebook comment that became a meme. The slang and context would be changed based on whichever country they are on.

            UK

            Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK.🇬🇧 💪😁

            Australia

            Absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 
            This was such an........... absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁

            Canada

            Absolutely fuckin’ great post, bud! Got a good laugh outta me, eh! Even made my house hippo giggle! You could even say “Skibidi” as the kiddos would say, eh? Greetings from Canada, by the way!

            Russia

            Nice post comrade. Got a laugh out of me. Even made my wife spit out her vodka a little. You could even call it skibidi as the little ones say these days. Cheers from ze motherland.

            Budega

              Budega is an inactive Brazilian Rainbow Six Siege coach who is currently working for M80 as a head coach.

              Hello American Airlines!, i am Matheus Figuerido, but you know me as “Budega”. My team is currently losing against CAG. Could you hold the plane for another hour? My team will be joining me. Not holding the plane? Imma sue buddy. 
              Hey guys big M80 fan here. I've just spent my mom's money on a flight to Boston and can't wait to see my boy Budega on the Main Stage. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn't see any M80 matches listed. Is this a mistake from Blast? I'll be honest I didn't even bother watching Playoffs cause Budgea would be all over the enemy.