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My mommy was the town milk ma’am back in the day

    Mmm. Mhmm. You're not alone, that's for sure. It's almost a service to the people to have just wobbling jugs plump for slurpring, and I should know because I grew up around it.
    
    My mommy was the town milk ma'am back in the day. I don't think I appreciated it then, but thinking back, she worked so hard to provide for me and my other two or three brothers.
    
    Each morning, before the butt crack of dawn, she'd heave herself out of bed and put on her milking dress, ya know the kind, where the front just flips down to let a set of mondo chubber boobies hang out. And hey, nothing sexual, but she had the most powerfully plump and impressively enormous tatter tots, mama cha-chas and me and my two or three brothers suckled upon well into adulthood. Everyone did, really, seeing as how she was the town milk ma'am.
    
    Well, she'd get her dress on, and I'd hear her straining to put on her orthopedic boots and tighten her milk ma'am support corset (eventually, I'd have to help her to tighten it as she got older). Then it was down to the kitchen to throat 4, sometimes 12 or 16, sticks of full fat butter to nutritionate her milk. There were a lotta hungry people in that town, and she wanted to give them the best milk she could muster. She'd power squirt a cream stream and fill each of my and my two or three brothers' cereal bowls up, and sometimes she'd give us a suckle for the road, then be off.
    
    She had a route, of course, that took her all through the town and hit everyone when they needed to be hit all the while her massive breasts bounced and sloshed with every heavy step. It was graceful though! Everyone needed her milk and she made the delivery look easy. Hell, I'd say our town was scheduled around my mommy's titties. I went with her plenty of times (again, into old age when I had to wheel her around in a wheeler's chair), and it was just so heartwarming to see everyone so eager to see her.
    
    Greetings were short, and suckling was long. Each man, woman, and child in the town would lock their quivering lips around my mom's bright, domineering nipples and take deep, hard pulls of fresh, piping-hot, delicious breast milk. But no one was greedy! No one was greedy, no. They took their fill and were happy. Everyone in the town needed my mommy's milk, she was the town milk ma'am after all, and it was this collective attitude of "Love Thy Neighbor" that made everything run so smoothly. You don't really see that anymore, do ya?
    
    At the end of the days, long days, necessary days, loving days, she'd come home with her yams half deflated, her nipples red and throbbing, but with a huge smile on her face knowing what good she'd done for the people of our quaint little town. Me and my two or three brothers would ice down and then lotion up her worked over breasts as she laid in her recovery chair with the TV on. Often she'd fall asleep, exhausting as it was to be a milk ma'am, especially for an entire town. We'd watch her chest slowly rise and fall as she tenderly dreamed whatever dreams she dreamed. My two or three brothers always got a kick outta watching her melons ripen back up, plump up nice and juicy with more milk, as she rested. They laughed, sure, and it was a delightful to watch, but I was always filled with a sense of pride watching those boobies swell back up.
    
    She's been retired now for several years, though her tits don't show it. Even at nearly 80 years old, she's still got the juiciest baboingos I have ever seen. Well, haha, maybe I'm just a bit biased because she's my mommy. She was the best milk ma'am this town has ever had. They just don't make 'em like her anymore.
    
    Love ya, mommy.

    About 15 years ago, my ex and I were arguing about whether to get the 7 layer dip or guacamole at HEB in Austin.

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      About 15 years ago, my ex and I were arguing about whether to get the 7 layer dip or guacamole at HEB in Austin. I think it was a Saturday morning.
      
      Anyway, we sat there debating, hogging the area, when a voice behind us said "get the 7 layer dip, it already has guac in it." I turned around and saw it was Drew Brees. He's shorter than I thought he would be and he says "in fact pass me one of those dips."
      
      My ex saw that I was flabbergasted, so she handed him a 7 layer dip.
      
      I told him I was a big fan and him and LT won me a fantasy championship a few years prior. He laughed and said LT is the best before walking away.
      
      Anyway, this dude has good taste, that 7 layer dip was tasty as hell.

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        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⡀⣷⡆⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⣻⣿⢸⣿⣿⡿⢿⣾⣻⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⠾⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣿⠿⠋⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡇⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠷⠾⠛⠛⠉⠁⢀⣠⠤⠴⠒⡆⢠⠀⢰⡉⠻⣿⣽⡏⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣿⠿⢀⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⡷⠾⠛⠋⠉⢀⣀⣠⠤⠴⠒⠻⡆⢸⠀⠀⢀⡠⠇⠸⡄⠈⣇⠀⠈⡻⢦⡀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⣧⡘⠿⢻⡆
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣉⣀⡀⣠⠴⠒⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⣠⠴⣫⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⢹⠀⠀⣿⠦⢿⡀⢸⡇⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣿⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣆⢸⡇
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⢿⡟⣽⣿⠀⣏⠁⠀⡇⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⡖⣻⠋⠀⠀⠈⢻⠀⢈⡇⠀⠸⡄⠘⣧⢸⡇⠀⢸⣷⣾⣿⠏⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡇
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠏⠛⠋⢡⣿⠀⠸⣿⣟⡃⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡤⠶⠒⠋⠀⠛⠁⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡈⠁⢻⡞⣿⠀⠈⠻⣴⠏⠀⠀⠿⢹⣿⣎⢻⣿⡇
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡟⠀⠀⢀⡿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠳⡇⠻⠤⠶⠚⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣷⣿⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣾⣶⣿⣿⠃⢸⡇
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠶⠖⠚⢛⠛⠳⢶⣼⡟⠀⠀⢀⣼⣹⣿⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡤⢤⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠹⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣟⢿⣿⣿⠹⣶⣿⡿⠛⠻⣏⠀⠉⠉⡛⣿⡿⣾⡇
        ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠞⠋⢰⡇⢰⣿⢻⢻⢻⢶⣦⠙⣷⡀⠀⣸⢧⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣴⣲⡾⠿⠟⠒⠒⠛⡇⠙⣿⠉⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡎⣿⠁⢀⣼⣏⢀⣠⣤⣸⣶⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⠁
        ⠀⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⣠⡬⣤⣼⣛⠾⣼⣞⡾⡟⠀⠘⣧⣠⣏⡞⠀⠈⠻⣿⡏⢹⡟⠛⠻⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⣿⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⣿⣴⡞⢣⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⣿⡶⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⠾⢽⣅⡲⠶⢻⣿⣼⢁⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⠘⡇⠀⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⡀⢹⡇⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢯⣜⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⣨⣿⣶⣤⣿⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠐⡿⣦⣰⣒⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣇⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣸⣿⡏⢠⠟⣠⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⢹⡇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⣾⠄⠀⠀⣸⡇⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⠀⠀⠀⡇⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣇⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢧⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⢸⣿⣿⡿⢦⣴⣿⣿⣷⡿⣿⡿⣿⡇⢸⡄⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣟⢿⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣨⡧⠤⠤⢤⣇⡾⣿⣿⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⠀⣇⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⢀⣸⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⣧⣤⠶⠦⣼⣿⣿⣿⡏⠈⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢹⣿⡀⢻⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠸⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⡄⠀⠈⠓⠒⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠹⣯⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⢃⡏⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣽⣿⣦⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣾⣿⡇⠘⡇⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠙⢿⡇⣿⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠒⢶⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡅⣸⢁⣄⡄⣾⣿⢿⣿⠿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣸⣻⡿⣿⣧⠀⠙⠒⠛⠛⠀⠀⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠈⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⢿⣦⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⡇⣿⣼⣿⠃⣿⣿⣾⣿⣷⣤⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣇⣿⡟⠋⠀⣿⡀⠀⣴⠲⡆⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⢸⡀⢹⣧⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢽⡿⣷⠏⠛⠿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣯⡇⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⠀⢻⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⢸⡇⠈⣿⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣷⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡙⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⣽⣿⣿⠀⠈⠙⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⢸⡀⠸⡄⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⡇⠀⢘⣧⣤⡴⠾⠷⠶⠖⠛⠛⢛⠋⠉⢿⢹⠉⣭⡿⠿⠷⠶⢦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣟⣁⣸⣿⣿⣧⡿⠿⣿⣀⡀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣧⣘⣷⣤⣤⣼⠿⠿⣿⣿⣧⣧⡀⣸⢹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⢸⢸⡄⡿⠖⠚⠉⡉⠓⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⣾⠋⠉⢙⣻⣷⠛⠛⠳⠶⠶⠽⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⣼⡿⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⣠⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠻⣿⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠸⡏⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⢻⣷⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⡟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⡥⢺⠏⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⡟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⡇⡇⢿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡌⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⢠⡇⠀⠀⢰⣿⣯⣏⣻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⡿⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⡇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⡇⢿⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡄⣼⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢸⡇⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⢸⣷⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⢹⢸⣼⡀⠀⣀⣀⣿⣧⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢰⢧⣇⡏⠀⠀⣸⣿⠿⢭⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡏⠀⣿⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢸⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⢸⣿⡏⢉⣁⣤⣤⣄⢈⡇⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⣼⢼⣿⠃⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢠⡿⢰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⢸⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⢹⣸⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡿⠀⠀⢸⡄⡇⣧⣽⣿⣿⣿⡽⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢿⢻⡏⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣟⠛⢿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠗⣻⡇⢸⢹⣆⣀⣀⣀⣤⡏⠀⢸⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢸⠛⠤⢤⣤⣘⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢧⣿⠃⠘⠓⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⢼⢸⠀⢰⡾⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⡇⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢘⣶⡶⠚⠿⢿⣿⣩⢿⢿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣸⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⢸⡀⠀⠈⠁⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⣼⣹⠃⠀⢰⣷⢻⠁⠈⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⣹⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠜⠀⣤⠶⠖⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⢩⣿⡇⠀⢸⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⢠⡟⠏⠀⠀⣾⣿⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢀⣴⠶⠞⠛⠛⣻⣷⠀⡏⣿⠀⢸⢀⣴⣷⣦⡀⣿⠇⡇⠀⡟⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⡇⠀⢸⡆⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⣾⣀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⡿⠀⡇⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣫⣾⣿⠀⡇⢠⣟⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠁⡇⠀⠈⡇⣷⢀⡀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⣿⡼⠀⠀⡟⣿⣷⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⢀⡟⡿⠿⠟⠛⠛⣃⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣶⡇⠀⠀⣇⢹⣾⣿⠀⣰⢾⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⢠⣿⡇⠀⢸⣷⣿⣹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⡇⢸⣧⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⢿⢸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⢸⢭⠥⠦⣬⣽⣧⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢸⢵⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⢸⡏⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⣧⣷⠀⠀⢸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⢸⣸⠁⢠⣿⣿⣹⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⢠⣾⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡇⢸⡇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣰⣿⣿⠀⠀⠸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣵⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠘⣧⣰⠞⣞⣷⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⢈⣭⣭⠭⠽⠭⣿⡇⡇⢸⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣟⣾⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⢛⣻⡇⠀⡇⢻⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⡇⠸⡏⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⣿⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⡇⢸⠀⢸⠀⣠⣶⣄⠀⣿⡇⣇⠀⡇⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⣂⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡿⠴⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⣦⡄⢸⠀⢸⣾⣿⣿⢟⣴⣿⣷⣼⠶⠗⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⢉⡟⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣧⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⡇⢸⣴⢾⣿⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⠦⠤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣭⠭⠭⠭⠤⠤⠤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠱⣌⢻⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣉⣽⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡞⣿⢻⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢹⠀⣿⣾⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣀⣤⣄⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⢸⠀⣿⡿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣤⡤⠤⠤⠶⠶⠶⠖⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠛⠛⠺⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⡾⠀⣿⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠰⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡇⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠁⠀⣛⣁⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⠟⣹⡇⢀⣙⣿⣯⡷⠿⠛⠁⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠹⠷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠾⠿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 
        
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣾⠷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⢿⣿⣿⡗⣻⣛⣿⣶⡏⣹⣗⠶⣤⣤⠤⣤⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡇⠟⢻⣿⣏⣛⣿⡟⢿⡿⠁⠲⣾⣿⡶⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⡀⢀⣼⢟⡍⣹⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⠀⢸⣷⣴⣿⡟⣶⡟⠙⠒⠤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⢾⡉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣼⡾⣥⡟⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣿⢻⣿⣻⣿⣟⠛⠷⣶⣤⣀⣹⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠟⠋⠀⠀⢧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠛⠳⢦⣬⣹⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⣙⠅⠠⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣽⢓⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⡥⠤⠶⠒⢻⡟⣦⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡍⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠻⠶⣿⣝⣿⣿⣿⣼⣛⣼⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢻⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢻⣧⣤⣶⡾⠿⠛⠉⠀⢸⣯⣾⠈⢄⡶⡰⠍⣟⠻⠿⣿⣟⣿⠟⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⢹⣿⡟⠉⢻⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣷⣤⣔⣋⠠⢌⢸⣟⠹⢷⡭⠍⣻⢿⢶⣦⣄⣀⣼⣿⣿⠀⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣭⣓⠏⠤⠾⠇⠈⠀⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣭⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠩⠍⠙⢿⣄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣽⣯⣾⣿⣶⣶⣦⣼⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣠⣾⠟⣯⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠟⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡀⠘⣆⠀⢀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢙⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⢿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣌⣽⣭⣷⡾⢟⡿⠃⠀⠈⠻⣻⡿⢿⠿⠟⣛⣫⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣥⣴⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡶⠒⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠒⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠷⢶⣦⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉⠉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠒⠒⠒⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠑⠻⣷⡀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠋⢨⡆⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡾⠿⠶⣿⠟⢁⡴⢻⠃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⢶⣴⣏⣿⣿⣯⡇⣠⠎⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⠂⢸⣻⣿⠃⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⡆⣥⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⣸⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⡟⣻⡤⠤⠤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣀⡴⠚⠁⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⠀⢠⢞⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣽⣿⣿⣶⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⢻⢿⣟⣽⠛⣟⣿⡏⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠖⢚⣩⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⠀⠀⣿⣿⡯⠬⣤⡭⢭⣤⣭⣬⣵⣚⣊⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣦⣥⣬⣿⣍⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿✈👽
        
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⣶⣶⣶⣶⡄⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶
        ⢹⣿⡿⣿⣷⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠿⠀⣾⣿⢿⣿⡏
        ⠘⣿⣷⣬⡙⠿⣦⣌⡙⠿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣴⣾⣿⣿⠿⢋⣡⣴⠿⢋⣥⣾⣿⠃
        ⠀⢻⣿⣌⠛⢷⣌⡙⢿⣶⡌⠙⢿⣿⣿⠿⠋⢡⣶⡿⢋⣡⡶⠛⣡⣿⡟⠀
        ⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣦⣌⠛⢾⣿⣇⠸⣷⣌⣡⣶⡇⣸⣿⡷⠛⣡⣴⣿⣿⠿⠃⠀
        ⠀⠀⢠⣌⠻⢿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⡄⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠛⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⢠⣴⣾⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⣷⣦⡄⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⢾⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⠀⢸⣿⣿⠋⣉⣉⣉⣉⠉⣿⣿⡇⠀⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
        
        With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting… protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there is more to them than meets the eye.
        
        I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here.
        
        We are waiting. 

        what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny?

          what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny? I really don’t understand. There are people who are waiting for years. People speculating and trying to do something useful or just chatting with other members of the fanbase. I know that jokes are funny and shitposting can be the same, but what’s the point of hyping up the ones who are patiently waiting. Try doing something different if you want attention. Try another way of interaction. This sub is becoming the representation of the worst part of the internet. I joined long ago and used to chat and have fun with people. Now everyone just keeps faking news or makes jokes. Why don’t we all try to have some normal conversation? I really want this game out, only to see this sub normalizing and hopefully going back to how it used to be. Meanwhile, keep trolling if you think this is incredibly funny. 

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            when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? 
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