I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake. She talks about getting married? Yeah I'm ok with that but I need your body NOW. I'm taking her straight the the bedroom and bending her over the bed. I'll tear that body suit so I can claim her from behind. I need to drive into her full force after seeing those plump cheeks. She's getting some heroic backshots like my life depends on it. If I'm being tired I'll just drink another mana potion to keep me going. Anyone on the outside will only hear thunderous claps as my wife gets it. I'll pour my magical force into Maiden over and over all night long. Maiden needs to be left a sloppy mess unable to walk needing health potions to be brought back to life.
To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.
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Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lingsha, a healer that also damages from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lingsha. I try to play Yunli. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Feixiao. My Lingsha deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Lingsha. I want to play Boothill, Rappa. They both want Lingsha.
She grabs me by the throat. I farmed Iron Cavalry for her. I built crit stats for her. I give her "What is Real?". She isn't satisfied. I pull "Dream's Montage". "I don't need this much speed" She tells me. "Give me more break effect." She grabs Sunday and forces him to Beatify her. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with "Scent Alone Stays True".
I can't pull for "Scent Alone Stays True", I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Fuyuan. She says "Fuyuan, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, Super Break damage. What a cruel world.
Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.
Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.
Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.
Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.
Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me!
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
My desktop has the access panel and face panel removed. It somehow fixed a problem, so it stays that way. I've long since forgotten which cords do what, and I have a little plastic pig glued on top of the tower. Removing the pig is grounds for violence because it also somehow makes it work. I can't turn the computer off normally anymore, I have to power cycle it. It has long since stopped throwing error messages, which concerns me. It runs like a broken legged arthritic tortoise going uphill and I can't play anything newer that Attila Total War. I feel like a tech priest when it has a fit because it's like "beg it to work while tapping the case, if that fails, unplug it for 7 minutes, no more, no less, then plug it back in and wait."
My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support, desperately wishing for death, but always denied because his pain serves a greater purpose: porn
