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Has ANYONE Else ever brought this up about D’arce?

    D’arce copypasta came from a schizo post on the Fear & Hunger subreddit where OP is convince that D’arce is a man and not a woman based on her masculine “thrusting”.

    Has ANYONE Else ever brought this up about D'arce?

Let me first state i don't read many fan theories. i don't sit on Reddit much, and im not a huge part of the "Fandom" in that i post a lot, or talk about Theories, and all that. i'm the type of "Fan" that loves what i love, and i typically Lurk and read what other people have to say and then ill chime in once in a blue moon with an opinion. but i have something to ask about D'arce and i wanna see what other people feel on the subject

Are we 100% Sure D'arce is an uh.... Biological Female?....have we seen D'arce's Boobs in the Sprites? because so far all ive seen of her Nude is her on Top.... and her Thrusting in a VERY Masculine Way. now let me say, i am what some would call an uh.... connoisseur.... of watching "Cowgirl" and i don't believe ive ever seen a Girl "Thrust" like that during Cowgirl. to me, it's either her Thrusting Sprite was Re-Used from a Male Thrusting Sprite, or she is Grinding her "Lil D'arce" like there is no tomorrow while Cahara is "Along for the Ride" so to speak. now, TMI: i've been with a Girl who's done that sort of "Thrusting" while on top... im not saying its out of the Realm of Possibilities, im just saying for a video game you'd think the Animation would have been far more um.... Vanilla? "Hopping on top, less Grinding/Thrusting"? im not saying it's weird at all btw. ive seen PLENTY of videos of Ladies doing that exact same sort of thing. im just saying for a VIDEO GAME that doesn't show us her front, it makes you wonder or feel maybe something is being Implied? am i totally wrong on this? just reading into it? is it just a re-used Asset? but if we ignore all that...

How else would she use "Demon Seed" if she doesn't have a "Seed" to Deposit?

I hope im not starting anything here, im a country mile from knowing everything about the game... and maybe i haven't seen her in every um.... Position yet... but am i on to something here?

Let me say this as well: i don't try to force a Square Peg in a Round Hole. by that i mean im not looking for things to Validate my own Biases. i just noticed these things while playing the game and now i have to ask this question. if ive stepped on any Toes, ill delete this. but its just something that's been on my mind the last couple hours and i HAD to ask what other people think about it now, to see if maybe im not the only one who has noticed?

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      Parody of the Tiananmen Square copypasta but Americanized version.

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      Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly?

        New Ninjago copypasta just dropped
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        Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly? What had the world come too. They can live their life in peace and we wouldn’t give a damn or cause problems for them, but to force feed us into shows that shaped our childhood and will shape others is disgusting. Percy jackson, ninjago, the little mermaid, SpongeBob etc. this shit is infuriating bro, what the fuck am I gonna put on for my future kids or my nephew or cousins. Cocomelon? Lmfaoooo this is so weird. Force feeding their agenda into shit that is our culture. Unbelievable.

        Just accidentally spent $200 on gems using my penis

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          So firstly, this is not a joke. I genuinely just spent $200 fucking dollars using my meat on gems. So I was goofing around with the Hypixel Store as one does, and I had about $200 in gems in my cart right, I go to tebex and stuff and fill out all my info because its fun and I want to imagine what i’ll do with all the gems right. (I can’t be the only person who does this)

Fast forward a little bit and im in the bathroom fighting for my life and I stop staring at my phone for a moment so I can really lock in cause at this point im like shirt off sweating, and I’m not sure exactly what happened but I must’ve gripped my phone in a way to switch to the chrome app, I then turned around to flush my progress as to not clog the whole city’s plumbing, and at that very moment I dropped my phone into the now-flushed toilet. And I shit you not, as it fell, it swiped across my shlong and purchased it or some shit I deadass don’t know what happened. I eventually fished my phone out of the toilet and managed to disinfect it before touching. When I opened it, I saw a notification from my bank saying I spent $200 on Tebex.

TLDR: Filled my cart with gems and accidentally dropped it in the toilet, as it fell it glided across my johnson resulting in a purchase of $200 to Tebex.

          I just want to be a hard boy

            Its a circlejerk of the ‘I want to be a soft girl’ post on r/biglaw but from a man’s perspective.

            My plan isn’t to stay in Biglaw. I’ve been in it for around a year, and I can honestly say, it doesn’t suit my personality. Working in an office and typing emails does not fit into the hard boy aesthetic I’m meant for. I realized this the other night when I had a dream about sending an email to a partner. I used to dream about hard boy things like motorcycles and sex (with women). My dream would be to limit my time working on soft boy things like editing documents to three days a week and then do hard boy things the rest of the time like working on muscle cars, woodworking and drinking copious amounts of whiskey. Is it even a thing to work three days a week as a lawyer? It’s not really about the money. I just want to be a hard boy again.

            I just want to be a soft girl

            Stated on a post on r/biglaw, it got heavily meme-d due to unrealistic expectations and the description of “soft girl aesthetic”.

            My plan isn’t to stay in BigLaw. I’ve been in it for around a year now, and I can honestly say, it doesn’t suit my personality. Staying up late and stressing over emails while I’m asleep does not fit into the soft girl aesthetic I’m meant for. This truly is just a garbage post, but my dream is to work 3 days a week, reasonable hours, and be able to pursue hobbies outside of work. Is it even a thing, being able to work 3 days as a lawyer? It’s not really about the money for me.

            This subreddit ruined my life and now I’m getting a divorce

              Started from r/BatmanArkham, it was part of a series of shitposts of the Batman Arkham games. The original post then got parodied and adopted into different communities.

              Today my wife and I went to visit our 12 year old nephew in Hospital today, apparently he has a terminal disease or something, when I arrived I saw my nephew and I said to him “I like your haircut, you look just like Victor Zsasz”. A doctor then corrected me to tell me he actually had cancer, I told the doctor that I don’t believe in Astrology and it’s just a false concept.

Anyways, my nephew was hanging out with a bunch of his friends who also had cancer, there was maybe a group of 10 twelve year olds. and I saw one of them had a Batman shirt, and he looked really sad, so I thought I’d cheer him up. And as a member of this subreddit I remembered a few funny quotes that really got a lot of upvotes. So I said the first one that came to my mind. I put on my best Joker impression and yelled “STAND BACK FOOL, IVE GOT A BOMB”. To my shock not a single one of them even cracked a smile, within seconds I was tackled to the ground by one of the guards and I spent the rest of the night in jail for “bomb threat” or soemthjng like that, and jail was so boring, I thought it was be like being in the Alsume, but it was nothing like that, I was just locked in a small room for the night. I didn’t even see Hugo Strange, anyways when I went home my wife had divorce papers and told me to sign them. What do I do? Am I stupid? I love my wife and I don’t wanna divorce her. I hate feminism

              Ongezellig

              Today my wife and I went to visit our 12 year old nephew in Hospital today, apparently he has a terminal disease or something, when I arrived I saw my nephew and I said to him “I like your haircut, you look just like Koos”. A doctor then corrected me to tell me he actually had cancer, I told the doctor that I don’t believe in Astrology and it’s just a false concept. Anyways, my nephew was hanging out with a bunch of his friends who also had cancer, there was maybe a group of 10 twelve year old's. and I saw one of them had a zellig shirt, and he looked really sad, so I thought I’d cheer him up. And as a member of this cord I remembered a few funny quotes that really got a lot of gem emotes So I said the first one that came to my mind. I put on my best Mymy impression and yelled “death to the Belgians ”. To my shock not a single one of them even cracked a smile, within seconds I was tackled to the ground by one of the guards and I spent the rest of the night in a reeducation camp for “Hate speech” or something like that, and the camp was so boring, I thought it was gonna be like ongezellig. but it was nothing like that, I was just made to write essays for the night. I didn’t even see Vera, anyways when I went home my wife had divorce papers and told me to sign them. What do I do? Am I stupid? I love my wife and I don’t wanna divorce her. I hate feminism