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Limbo was actually based on a true story. In 1927 a man named Lim Bao

    Limbo was actually based on a true story. In 1927 a man named Lim Bao was captured in the chinese civil war, and was convicted to serve as a locksmith for the entirety of his life. People hated him so much that he eventually began to color and purposefully ruin the keys he has made, forcing people to guess which key is the one that actually works.
    

    I am the only one with media literacy

      I am the only one with media literacy
      byu/Idioteque131313 inCharacterRant
      It’s come to my attention that people may have “takes” on a show I like. And to my professional dissatisfaction (as in, I am professionally, perpetually dissatisfied), I can’t help but be agog at your slack-jawed stupidity. Do you not think before you post? Are you incapable of looking up from your phones to comprehend what’s happening on screen? This simply cannot stand anymore, and so I must make one. A stand, I mean.
      
      You, yes, YOU. You lack media literacy. It’s endemic to our TikTok brainrot culture, sure, but you need to step up and accept your part in it. That take you think you have? Don’t even bother engaging in good faith with it. It’s just wrong, you’re wrong for having it. Have you tried reading a book? “B-O-O-K,” BOOK. Or if not that, perhaps you could watch something other than your typical shonen to help you with that mold clogging up your cognitive capabilities. Try something that makes you think next time. Like Chainsaw Man.
      
      I might hear you say “oh, but we should at least talk things out and have good-natured debate”, but have you considered that you’re dumb? Why should I lower myself to your level when I can call you dumb? But I’m not actually calling you dumb, see, don’t get mad. I’m calling you media illiterate. That makes me sound smart. Me smart, you dumb. Get it, caveman?
      
      So don’t even bother posting any of your takes, your shipping ideas, your critiques, your fan remakes. I, and everyone who agrees with me, have media literacy. So go educate yourself on some culture before you deign to stink up my Hazbin Hotel subreddit.
      

      I’m done with Sailing until this gets rolled back or properly addressed.

        A redditor had a crashout after Jagex nerfed the XP rates for Sailing describing it as being permanently left behind.

        All that talk about “the golden age” and “your time matters” just went straight out the window.
        
        This update has shown that my time—and a lot of other players’ time—is not equal.
        
        “Let’s release a huge new skill right in the middle of the holiday season for our main playerbase. Couldn’t log in because you were with family? Too bad—enjoy being permanently behind while anyone who no-lifed it hits endgame.”
        
        And now we’re watching XP rates go down and drop rates go up after those players already cashed in.
        
        As usual, the rich get richer. All the joy and hype I had for this skill just got ripped out from under me. Time to dock my ship and go back to the normal slayer grind. Might even raise my cannon with everyone else.
        
        Signed,
        
        A former Sailing doubter who became a full supporter…
        
        and knew it was too good to be true
        
        EDIT:I want to clear this up my main frustration is not regarding gp or anything else. It’s the fact of the timing of this nerf and years of development. Then to nerf it this hard this long after release is ridiculous.
        
        SECOND EDIT: I completely understand the nerfing of the crystal(honestly don’t understand how that passed testing). It’s the nerfing of the salvaging and only a small increase to a method that isn’t used and probably will not be used for higher levels(I can be proven wrong). This game has always been about polling and this seems like we don’t have a say and are being told to like it. This is a slope that feels a lot like when EOC came out and we were told there’s no going back. If this can happen for this then what’s next?

        I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex

          I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex
          byu/I_AM_A_CHAD_ insadcringe
          I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex
          
          I feel like this is sad cringe.
          
          I was like 19 at the time and I was dating this girl and she came home from college to visit her family but stopped at my place first because my parents weren't home. When she got there we started making out n stuff and she was like "let's take a shower together"
          
          I had been dating her for like two weeks and everything was all good. I was a virgin and I got really excited.
          
          We got in the shower n started kissing n stuff and she told me to put on music and since I'm a pathetic nerd I only listen to video game music. So I put on undertale music because it made me feel really good and I was hyped and I wasn't thinking about it at all.
          
          We started kissing and she seemed fine with it at first because we were juet in the moment. And then when things started to heat up the temmie shop music came on and that was it, over, done so. She stopped kissing me and said something like "is this a joke to you"
          
          And I wa.slike wtf no I'm sorry it's just a dumb song ghat came on and I tried to change it and the asriel boss music came on and at that point she was really turned off and asked if.we could get out of the shower. She went into my bedroom to dry off with the towel that we were sharing so I was standing in the shower cold holding my phone with the undertale song paused halfway through.
          
          She left after that and just ghosted me because she thought I was so weird and she texted me once happy birthday and I couldn't bring myself to respond because I felt so fucking weird and I can't even listen to the undertale music any.ore because it just reminds me of that. I literally lay awake at night wondering what would have happened if I just had asked.her for a song suggestion or something and cringe internally.
          

          I’ve been watching Jynxzi trying to beat the hellish level of Clubstep on Geometry Dash

            so I’ve been watching Jynxzi trying to beat the hellish level of Clubstep on Geometry Dash for the last week, I haven’t left the live any time just to be there to celebrate the moment of victory with him which isn’t yet achieved but eventually, so during the first day was gonna be a marathon, couple hours in I low-key get bored so I put the live in background and scrolled on my phone in the meantime, but then.. here’s where everything began, I started feeling a spike of arousal and thought of getting rid of it (ifykyk) but I didn’t want to leave the live cause what if he won in that moment? so I decided to keep it on, and went on Twitter, keep in mind I had sound on the whole time, so while jrkng I paid attention to the soundtrack of Clubstep while watching a girl ride a mofo like crazy and I thought it was so sexy.. watching her bounce to that beat drove me crazy and since then the last days I cannot stop watching inappropriate content with either Clubstep or Electrodynamix in the background, you should try it to, it’s life enhancing, also Jynxzi screaming definitely gave me a boost
            

            The Dark Secret Behind Geometry Dash, And How It Brainwashes And Manipulates Its Users

              It’s been two months since I initially shared my hypothesis that the Geometry Dash “Demons” are unbeatable by normal humans, and that everyone in the Geometry Dash Fandom has been brainwashed into thinking that they are. However, since then, I have uncovered new evidence that further supports my conjecture—although, at this point, it is less of a conjecture and more of a Demonstrable fact.
              
              First, I would like to mention that I’ve finally managed to beat Sonar after a painstakingly colossal number of Attempts. Pulling off this feat did, admittedly, restore my vigor to continue playing Geometry Dash and I had since attempted to focus on Polargeist to eventually move onto further levels.
              
              Early into my Polargeist Grind, I decided that it was of the essence to learn, once and for all, how to deal with the yellow Balls at the start. Thus, I took to YouTube tutorials to try to uncover whatever complex series of movements I had to perform to pass the yellow Ball that had impeded my progression forth in the game for so long. However, each PlayThrough I watched seemed to gloss over it, and there were no true tutorials to show me how to surmount this game-ruining issue. I began thinking that perhaps this was where the Game became Unplayable for Mobile Players. Perhaps there was some button on the Computer that would help me surpass this Ball. 
              
              Then I started wracking my mind for potential Clues. All I had noticed was this peculiar sample of Text that had appeared on my screen prior to the Ball after I had died a couple of times. However, I had decided not to read it in fear of the Text potentially spoiling the Story of the Game. But after one Redditor (in reply to my previous post) had shown an image of it in their comment, I recalled the text and read it. It told me to tap the Ring midair to Jump. However, this only brought about more questions: what Ring? There was a Ball in the air, but no Ring in sight. Was this Text referring to something else?
              
              It was only after myriad Attempts of Trial and Error that I realized that the Ball *was* the Ring. I still do not Know why the Ball is called a Ring, but I now know to tap it midair to jump (I still think it’s bad Game Design to have the Jump Tap do two completely different Things, but I digress). 
              
              Slowly but surely, I made progress in Polargeist until I could reliably (about 5% of the time) make it 10% into the Level. However, one fateful day my upward progress went sour with disquieting haste. I was sitting near a Lake and trying to best Polargeist, and my spirits were high. Abruptly, my inner Cube took control and I made an incredible run after 5,000 attempts, making it 25% into the level. However, wretchedly, there was a Fake Orb at that point, and when I, a foolish Player far too willing to trust the Design of the Game, clicked it, I was sent reeling into spikes on a floating wall. Dashed were my dreams of beating Polargeist that day, and I must admit that I threw my Phone into the Lake out of pure fury. Thus, my progression was further occluded due to the absence of my Means to Play the Game.
              
              Three weeks later, I re-downloaded the Geometry Dash after getting a new Phone and looked, utter horror pervading my conscience, as I saw that I had forgotten to save my Account before getting that superlative run on Polargeist, or even any of my runs surpassing the dreadful Ball. Thus, as can be seen in the Image attached, I was back to Square One.
              
              I instantaneously shut down the Game after this. Everything I had spent days and days working on was Forsaken, and I was back to a measly 1%. Some people might even think I was Bad at the Game if they saw.
              
              This is what brings me to what I’ve come to rant about. Even the most oblivious, bovine Geometry Dash players can notice that there are some lucidly Immoral scandals occurring within the bounds of the Game—there’s even a Leaderboard for which Players possess the highest amount of CP. But it’s not just that. The Entire Game is Designed to be malicious towards the Players, tricking them at Every Turn. That way I died in Polargeist was not an innocuous Game Mechanic. Balls aren’t supposed to kill you; they’re supposed to help you Jump. I was tricked by the Game into a sense of comfort with the yellow Balls only to have my run coldly driven into the nearby spikes. And I feel like that’s the Paragon of this Game’s essence; the Player’s trust is sacrificed in order to grant them a cheap death.
              
              This is what causes distrust among the community, thereby resulting in the lies and brainwashing that make everyone fabricate stories of Beating “Demons” when no one truly has or ever will. The Game is built around this Distrust; that’s why it’s so prevalent in the community. Supposed “Demons Beaters” like those “Zoinks” and “Doggy” fellows that I have heard mentioned haven’t truly Beaten “Demons”—none of us have.
              
              We’re all pawns in the Geometry Game, I think, to sum it up. What do you all think? Do you agree with my overarching proposition?