Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Its a circlerjerk comment by u/Background_Carpet841 on Ringo Starr who used to be the drummer for the Beatles.
Can we stop infantilizing Ringo please? Just because he's not very articulate and sings kids songs occasionally doesn't mean that he should be treated like a child by fans. Ringo is a man, not a cartoon character. Come back when you find a baby that was in the grips of crippling alcoholism for over decade, nearly killed his wife on accident, and beat his addiction to become one of the most positive and healthy rockstars alive.
I’m done with Anarchychess
I've been a member of the subreddit for about a year now, and I'm just tired of it. The jokes are overused, the memes are stale, and the community is toxic.
One of the things that annoys me the most is that everyone on Anarchychess is obsessed with en passant. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. But en passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting.
Another thing that I hate is the "shove a bishop up your butt" joke. It's not even funny, and it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.
And then there's the fact that everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things.
But the worst thing about Anarchychess is the community. It's just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be.
I'm just tired of all the bullshit on Anarchychess. I'm done with it. I'm leaving the subreddit for good.
Here are 20 paragraphs explaining why I hate Anarchychess in more detail:
En passant is not that interesting En passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting. But people on Anarchychess are obsessed with it. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. I don't understand why. It's just a normal move.
2. The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny
The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny. It's not even clever. And it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.
3. Knights are not called "horsey"
A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things. But everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. It's like calling a queen a "lady" or a bishop a "priest." It's just not accurate.
4. The community is toxic
The community on Anarchychess is just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be. I've seen people get called all sorts of names on that subreddit. It's just not a welcoming environment.
5. The jokes are overused
The jokes on Anarchychess are overused. The same jokes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same joke posted multiple times in the same week. It's just getting stale.
6. The memes are stale
The memes on Anarchychess are stale. The same memes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same meme posted multiple times in the same day. It's just getting old.
7. The subreddit is full of bots
The subreddit is full of bots. There are bots that post jokes, bots that post memes, and bots that even play chess against other users. It's just getting ridiculous. It's hard to find any real human interaction on that subreddit.
8. The subreddit is too big
The subreddit is just too big. There are over a million members. It's just too hard to keep up with everything. I feel like I'm always missing out on something.
9. The subreddit is too popular
The subreddit is just too popular. It's gotten to the point where it's mainstream. It's not the same niche subreddit that it used to be. It's just not as fun anymore.
10. The subreddit is too political
The subreddit is just too political. People are constantly posting about politics and social issues. It's just not the place for that. I want to go to Anarchychess to escape from the real world, not to be reminded of all the problems that are going on.
11. The subreddit is too serious
The subreddit is just too serious. People are constantly arguing about chess theory and strategy. It's just not fun. I want to go to Anarchychess to relax and have fun, not to learn about chess theory.
12. The subreddit is too elitist
The subreddit is just too elitist. People are constantly looking down on
13. The subreddit is too negative
The subreddit is just too negative. People are constantly complaining about everything. They complain about the jokes, they complain about the memes, they complain about the community. It's just a never-ending cycle of negativity.
14. The subreddit is too self-referential
The subreddit is just too self-referential. People are constantly making jokes about the subreddit itself. It's like they're trapped in a bubble.
15. The subreddit is too inside-jokey
The subreddit is just too inside-jokey. There are so many jokes and memes that only make sense to people who are already familiar with the subreddit. It's not welcoming to newcomers.
16. The subreddit is too repetitive
The subreddit is just too repetitive. The same jokes, memes, and topics get posted over and over again. It's just getting boring.
17. The subreddit is too meta
The subreddit is just too meta. People are constantly talking about the subreddit itself. It's like they're more interested in the subreddit than in chess.
18. The subreddit is too ironic
The subreddit is just too ironic. People are constantly saying things that they don't actually mean. It's like they're all in on some big joke.
19. The subreddit is too absurd
The subreddit is just too absurd. The jokes are so bad that they're good. The memes are so ridiculous that they're funny. It's like the subreddit is living in its own little world.
20. The subreddit is just plain weird
The subreddit is just plain weird. I don't even know how to describe it. It's like nothing else on the internet. It's a unique and strange place.
I'm done with Anarchychess. I'm tired of the overused jokes, the stale memes, and the toxic community. I'm going to find a subreddit that's actually funny and welcoming.
FUCK YOU ALL
I am leaving this subreddit. This is not funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and not even FUNNY. Who is even the target for this jokes. What is the point?
"Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. Do you get it we are all edgy and we are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is supposed to be FUNNY because of shitposting".
I am joining this subreddit
FUCK YOU ALL
I am joining this subreddit. This is funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and still FUNNY. Who even likes chess? What is the point?
Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. You are all edgy and are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is so FUNNY to me because of shitposting!
If I cause a wipe by charging a pack that everyone and their dog knows needs to be los-pulled unless you want to fight the whole room and someone says "gg noob tank" followed by "lmao git gud loser" then leaves, that doesn't feel nice.
But when you break it down, what this person is saying is that they're frustrated with me, that I'm too inexperienced to meet their standards and that they expect me to do better. And they're saying it in gamer lingo which means that despite my inadequacy for the situation at hand, we remain colleagues in this shared activity of playing WoW, they might be flipping me off while leaving me in a cloud of dust on this racetrack, but in a way they still acknowledge me as a fellow racer.
On the other hand if what they say before they leave is "I'm sorry, this isn't working out for me", that sounds like "I'm so disgusted with this situation that has me working with this... person that I don't want to even comment on it", it sounds like "Margaret, it appears that there is a homeless person sleeping in our opera booth, no Carmen for us tonight, I'm afraid". It sounds like I'm not a living human being who caused the problem, but some manifestation of the reality itself being disappointing. I'm not a noob tank, I'm a vessel of pure idiocy that unfortunately can be found in the game. I have no agency in this paradigm, there is nothing worth addressing because what's intolerable about me penetrates and permeates my very existence. It's not me you address, but someone with the power to insulate you from the fact that I exist. Like I said, it feels awful.
I will git gud, I will spend as long as it takes gitting gud and by that time I will be one of the few tanks who endured that ungrateful task and when people ask me to tank heroics for them, I will remember who simply called me a noob and who subjected me to this dehumanizing existential horror.
charge into wrong room 在錯誤的房間中衝鋒 do not line of sight 不進行視線拉怪 all monster become friend 所有怪物變成朋友 room now angry 房間現在很生氣
group fall down 團隊倒下 dog also know this pull 狗也知道這個拉怪 but you not know 但你不知道
one voice say gg noob tank 一個聲音說 gg 新手坦克 another say git gud loser 另一個說 變強吧失敗者 they leave in dust 他們在灰塵中離開 like fast horse on road 像路上的快馬
this word not gentle 這些話不溫柔 but meaning still clear 但意思仍然清楚 they say you are small 他們說你很弱小 you must become big 你必須變得強大
they angry but still same game 他們生氣但仍在同一個遊戲 you both run same race 你們在同一場比賽中奔跑 they kick you while leaving 他們離開時踢你 but still see you 他們仍然看見你
other voice more quiet 另一個聲音更安靜 say sorry not working 說抱歉這行不通 this word soft 這句話很柔軟 but heart very cold 但心非常冷
it not speak to you 它不是對你說話 it speak about world 它在談論世界 like rich person in opera 像歌劇中的富人 see strange thing in chair 在座位上看到奇怪的東西 and leave without name 然後不說名字地離開
you not tank 你不是坦克 you become problem itself 你變成問題本身 walking mistake 行走的錯誤 living disappointment 活著的失望
no agency no control 沒有能動性沒有控制 your existence leak everywhere 你的存在滲透到各處 like bad water 像壞掉的水
this feeling very heavy 這種感覺非常沉重 worse than loud insult 比大聲的辱罵更糟 silent rejection cuts deep 沉默的拒絕傷得更深
but path still forward 但道路仍然向前 you will git gud 你將會變強 take long time 需要很長時間 but time not afraid of you 但時間不害怕你
one day you become strong tank 有一天你成為強大的坦克 few survive this road 很少人能走這條路 you remember all faces 你記住所有面孔
who call you noob 誰叫你新手 and who erase your existence 誰抹去了你的存在
when they ask for help 當他們尋求幫助時 you will decide 你將決定
I don't give a fuck.
Arrowhead saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe Arrowhead my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little cunts want to fuck with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.
I am Helldiver and you are fascist, so taste my liberator bitch.
By u/JonBlackfyreTruther, its a shitpost for Project Zomboid on someone who refuses to put their points into burglar.
Get home from work. Make dinner, talk to my wife, put my daughter to bed. It's now 9 pm. What should I do with the exactly 2 hours of free time I have left in the day?
Play Project Zomboid of course.
Open up character creator, default apocalypse settings of course. Just want to shoot some zombies, and run them over on the highway. You know, fun stuff. Don't take burglar; I can learn to hotwire for free.
Burglar is wasted points.
Spawn in and try and find a car so I can get to the military surplus store. Hmm not a lot of keys for these cars. Still stuck in Rosewood.
Burglar is wasted points.
Okay well I'll just learn to hotwire real quick. Find a mechanics book but not an electrical book.
Burglar is wasted points.
Start disassembling watches. Check my phone once I learn how to hotwire. It's 2 am, I needed to be in bed 2 hours ago but I spent all my free time learning how to hotwire instead of playing the game.
Burglar is wasted points.
Start shaking and sobbing as I crawl into bed next to my wife. A horrible epiphany crests and roars through my mind like a great ocean wave.
"Honey, what's wrong? Were you playing that zombie game? Are you crying cause you picked Burglar?
Burglar is wasted points," She whispers.
I look deep into her dark brown eyes filled with love and concern.
"No dear," I sob
"I'm crying cause I didn't pick burglar."
She recoiled as if I struck her.
I didn't know what I saw in her eyes that night as she started packing her bags and waking our daughter. I didn't know what it meant until the divorce papers arrived a week later.
What I saw was love dying.
Burglar is wasted points.
