Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
I think everyone wishes humans had tails
Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this oneI think it’s very hard to find a girl who’s actually interested in free software
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I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software
As a twenty six years old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
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By u/DraXi0n, its a joke on the Quality of Life (QoL) improvements on Terraria 1.4.5 update.
After seeing the 1.4.5 trailer, I noticed something: my heart. It wasn't thumping the same way it was before. Before, just seeing the Guide or the Angler made my heart race. But now, I feel nothing. All of this has made me realize:
Terraria doesn't feel the same anymore. It doesn't feel like Terraria.
Back in my day, the game had soul. But now, it has quality of life. What's Terraria without having to scroll through the shitty crafting menu for 30 seconds?
And don't even get me started on the new dungeon designs. How are we supposed to enjoy Skeletron if we don't have to spend an hour building an arena for him? It's already built for us? Disgusting.
Just look at Minecraft villages. Those videos where builders rebuild the village to be more detailed sure are impressive, but the new villages just don't have the SOUL that the normal, shitty ones have.
I can't believe I have to say this, but, Re-Logic, I'm concerned. The game is getting way too accessible for new players, and way too fun. The only way I think this update can be salvaged is by adding Ocram back.
Stay strong, Terrarians. We will win this.
After watching yesterday's game, I was filled with nothing but anger and disgust at what this sport has become. I couldn't sleep at all, I kept getting jolted awake by the thought of Gabriel lifting the Champions League trophy. I keep throwing up uncontrollably thinking about those priviliged Arse scum and that Spanish rat doing a parade around London with a shiny new Champions League trophy. The worst thing is, the sheer arrogancy and delusion by their fans all over the Internet would reach an all-time high, I honestly don't think I can handle it at all. I tried reaching out to a therapeut but the cunt just laughed in my face. I honestly think I could end it all if Arsenal wins the UCL, my life could never be the same knowing that disgusting horrendous filthy cheating club would be crowned as the kings of Europe. My life is genuinely over. I hope you are happy Arteta, this is all your fault you Spanish slick-haired asshole.Being a reddit mod is one of the hardest jobs in the world
byu/maanu123 inTrueOffMyChest
I would like to preface this by saying, yes , I am a reddit mod.
And yes. I have received threats of violence. I have received death-threats. I have been the victim of doxxing attempts.
Why? Is it because I simply hold a position of power? Is it because I am not afraid to EXERCISE this power to curtail reddiquette violations, as is my duty?
Whatever the reason, over my years of reddit moderatorship, I can safely say that there is a MENTAL TOLL taken on me. This is a mentally exhausting position, and I would not wish it on anyone in the world. Being a mod has me close to tears sometimes. The damage it has done to my relationship is insurmountable, I have had to open up my 4 year relationship with my lady in order to let her needs be fulfilled while I am busy keeping my subreddit safe from trolls, bigots, and spambots.
It's just... I need a break sometimes. That's all.