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Dear beloved members of the North American TFT

    Bebe872 is a Teamfight Tactics (TFT) ex-pro player who posted this on the competitive TFT sub telling NA players that playing TFT competitively is a waste of time. The post got removed by the mods but an archived version can still be found in the main TFT sub.

    Dear beloved members of the North American TFT digital community,

Since my departure I have gained some perspective of which I share out of love and respect.

Dishsoap has won worlds twice, yet your playerbase has continued to drop, guttering your revenue, viewers, and entertainment.

This is because of the unfortunate reality that the majority of the Challenger playerbase in North America lacks visible skill expression and charisma(high apm, verbal intelligence), thus inable to garner the respect of the average American, preventing further growth and prosperity within the region.

In this trajectory, it is predictable that the majority of you who wish to make a career out of TFT, will miserably fail, and find yourself wasting your entire twenties and thirties, of which you could've used to build a stronger, dignified career, meaningful relationships, and a loving family.

By no doubt, this will lead to a lifetime of regret, like my former colleague in TFT, whom I revere very much and has made more money than most of you. He has disappeared from the face of this earth, and it would not surprise me if you shared his fate.

Thus I recommend the following:

#1. Pause all TFT gaming activities until you build a dignified career with reasonably predictable income for the next 30 years.

#2. Exercise, read books, surround yourself with people smarter than you, develop empathy & perspective.

#3. Then, you may return, and occassionally participate in these TFT tournaments, if you find the time remaining.~

My beloved TFT players in North America, especially the challengers, I love you very much. So stop yapping and do as I say.

Extra message to my once fellow streamers.

#1. To the most lovely miss Emilywang. It is obvious to me you are a smart, intelligent person, who is currently overly stressed by the toxic digital environment of Teamfight Tactics. This would cause severe mental harm to any individual, of which I understand thoroughly because I have been through it myself. I warn you that the environment you are in is indeed toxic and harmful to your health. Please take care of your health.

#2. To the most respected K3Soju, you will not believe how easy it is to spend and lose a few million dollars, whether it'd be due to a family accident, legal disputes, or an unfortunate and uncontrollable divorce. Be frugal, and smart with your decisions in finance and take some time to slowly think about your future.

#3. To the most passionate and innocent Setsuko, you played well, but you really do keep getting unlucky. Don't blame yourself.

That is all. Good bye.

-Bebe872

    Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips

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      The Patrick Laine copypasta came from u/HangarEighteen_ responding to another user saying they don’t need a clip for every goal Laine scores. It has become an iconic copypasta every since. Laine is a Finnish professional ice hockey player.

      Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

      Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character

        Started out as an honest appreciation post for Wyll on r/BaldursGate3 but the way it was worded made it look like an ironic shitpost so fans used it as meme material for shitposting.

        Wyll 

        
Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character 

You can call Wyll bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Wyll to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not a alternative take on a pre-existing white character, his powers are not lightning based, and he does not have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. I love you Larian.

        Astarion 

        Astarion is an extremely non-stereotypical Vampire character 

You can call Astarion bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Astarion to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always "Ah, Ah, Ah" after each sentence, he is not burning or sparkling in the sun, he is not a count or from Transylvania and he does not have a widow's peak (look at that hairline). I love you Larian.

        Dame Aylin

        Dame Aylin is an incredibly non-stereotypical lesbian character 

You can call Aylin bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Aylin to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, she doesn't have a poor relationship with religion and is in fact very religious herself, and she doesn't have a neon-colored half-shave hairstyle. She does spend several hours each day with Isobel's ass planted on her face but other than that she avoids every common media trope. I will name my first born after Swen Vincke

        Dark Urge

        Dark Urge is an incredibly non stereotypical white character 

You can call Dark Urge bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Dark Urge to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, he has sex with corpses instead of dogs, he eats people instead of green bean casserole. There is a lot of incest in his family but otherwise he avoids every other common media trope. Thanks Larian!

        Gale 

        Gale is an extremely non-stereotypical black character 

You can call Gale bland, boring or anything, but Larian did an amazing job creating Gale to be character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always horny (post patch), he is not a welfare queen, and he eats magic items instead of watermelon. I love you Larian.

        Do you pretend to “hunt prey” while running?

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          So I was running for the first time in a year today, im overweight (6’3 215) and I genuinely have a very uncoordinated body and I decided to go for a 5k. I wanted to stop looking at strava on my phone and instead distracted myself with my thoughts. I suddenly remebered seeing a video online on how our ancestors use to hunt prey for hours at a time in order to tire out prey and secure food, so with each lap I finished I kept pretending that I was chasing prey to feed my family and with each lap I kept throwing imaginary spears and bow and arrows with the goal of finally “catching prey” when I was down with my run. Honestly for the first time running in a while it kept my mind off of things and I sprinted last few seconds to secure a 36 minute 5k which I’m assuming is terrible. My knees and joints are about cooked right about now and I honestly don’t wanna think about what I’m gonna feel like tommorow. Anyways during my run I feel like I activated an ancient ancestral gene that made me push further in a run than I ever had and honestly felt amazing catching my prey (finishing 5k).
Do you guys have makeup stories to make your run more bearable? Or do you just focus on making it to the end?

          My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston

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            My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston 

My significant other recently started playing Overwatch. At first, it was just a hobby, the usual stuff, maybe a bit of shouting at the screen. But lately, their behavior has taken a very strange turn, specifically when they play as this one character who is a large gorilla.

Whenever they start playing as him, they immediately switch into this weird, deep cartoonish voice and say “greetings” over and over again to whoever they are playing with online. It’s annoying, but I could live with that. The real problem is when they start doing well in the game.

They call it “monkey mode.” Whenever they get a few kills or win a fight, they completely abandon the chair, climb onto our bed, and start crawling around on their knuckles like a gorilla. They actually beat their chest. It’s become such a common occurrence that I feel like I can’t even be in the room while they’re gaming anymore. It’s incredibly jarring to go from a quiet evening to hearing thumping, chest-beating, and weird grunting from the bedroom.

To make matters worse they’ve also developed an obsession with the song “Gucci Gang” by Lil Pump but replaced the lyrics to say “Gooshway Gang” (who I believe is a chinese professional player). They sing it constantly. Not just while playing, but while we’re cooking dinner, while they’re getting ready for work, just randomly around the house.

I’ve brought up how its driving me crazy but they just sort of laugh it off like it’s a joke or an “inside thing” with their online friends. Am I overreacting? Is this behavior normal among Overwatch players? Winston players?