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Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character

    Started out as an honest appreciation post for Wyll on r/BaldursGate3 but the way it was worded made it look like an ironic shitpost so fans used it as meme material for shitposting.

    Wyll 

    
Wyll is an extremely non-stereotypical Black character 

You can call Wyll bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Wyll to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not a alternative take on a pre-existing white character, his powers are not lightning based, and he does not have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. I love you Larian.

    Astarion 

    Astarion is an extremely non-stereotypical Vampire character 

You can call Astarion bland, boring or anything but Larian did an amazing job creating Astarion to be a character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always "Ah, Ah, Ah" after each sentence, he is not burning or sparkling in the sun, he is not a count or from Transylvania and he does not have a widow's peak (look at that hairline). I love you Larian.

    Dame Aylin

    Dame Aylin is an incredibly non-stereotypical lesbian character 

You can call Aylin bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Aylin to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, she doesn't have a poor relationship with religion and is in fact very religious herself, and she doesn't have a neon-colored half-shave hairstyle. She does spend several hours each day with Isobel's ass planted on her face but other than that she avoids every common media trope. I will name my first born after Swen Vincke

    Dark Urge

    Dark Urge is an incredibly non stereotypical white character 

You can call Dark Urge bland, boring, or anything but Larian did an excellent job creating Dark Urge to be an incredibly non stereotypical character. For example, he has sex with corpses instead of dogs, he eats people instead of green bean casserole. There is a lot of incest in his family but otherwise he avoids every other common media trope. Thanks Larian!

    Gale 

    Gale is an extremely non-stereotypical black character 

You can call Gale bland, boring or anything, but Larian did an amazing job creating Gale to be character who avoids almost every common media stereotype and this is amazing. He is not always horny (post patch), he is not a welfare queen, and he eats magic items instead of watermelon. I love you Larian.

    Do you pretend to “hunt prey” while running?

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      So I was running for the first time in a year today, im overweight (6’3 215) and I genuinely have a very uncoordinated body and I decided to go for a 5k. I wanted to stop looking at strava on my phone and instead distracted myself with my thoughts. I suddenly remebered seeing a video online on how our ancestors use to hunt prey for hours at a time in order to tire out prey and secure food, so with each lap I finished I kept pretending that I was chasing prey to feed my family and with each lap I kept throwing imaginary spears and bow and arrows with the goal of finally “catching prey” when I was down with my run. Honestly for the first time running in a while it kept my mind off of things and I sprinted last few seconds to secure a 36 minute 5k which I’m assuming is terrible. My knees and joints are about cooked right about now and I honestly don’t wanna think about what I’m gonna feel like tommorow. Anyways during my run I feel like I activated an ancient ancestral gene that made me push further in a run than I ever had and honestly felt amazing catching my prey (finishing 5k).
Do you guys have makeup stories to make your run more bearable? Or do you just focus on making it to the end?

      My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston

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        My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston 

My significant other recently started playing Overwatch. At first, it was just a hobby, the usual stuff, maybe a bit of shouting at the screen. But lately, their behavior has taken a very strange turn, specifically when they play as this one character who is a large gorilla.

Whenever they start playing as him, they immediately switch into this weird, deep cartoonish voice and say “greetings” over and over again to whoever they are playing with online. It’s annoying, but I could live with that. The real problem is when they start doing well in the game.

They call it “monkey mode.” Whenever they get a few kills or win a fight, they completely abandon the chair, climb onto our bed, and start crawling around on their knuckles like a gorilla. They actually beat their chest. It’s become such a common occurrence that I feel like I can’t even be in the room while they’re gaming anymore. It’s incredibly jarring to go from a quiet evening to hearing thumping, chest-beating, and weird grunting from the bedroom.

To make matters worse they’ve also developed an obsession with the song “Gucci Gang” by Lil Pump but replaced the lyrics to say “Gooshway Gang” (who I believe is a chinese professional player). They sing it constantly. Not just while playing, but while we’re cooking dinner, while they’re getting ready for work, just randomly around the house.

I’ve brought up how its driving me crazy but they just sort of laugh it off like it’s a joke or an “inside thing” with their online friends. Am I overreacting? Is this behavior normal among Overwatch players? Winston players?

        A bar walks into a man…

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A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

          Just to be clear, I’m not a professional “quote maker”. I’m just an atheist teenager

            AKA the “In This Moment I am Euphoric” copypasta is a post written by u/Aalewis on the atheism sub in 2013 where it was mocked for being extremely cringeworthy.

            

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

Eh?