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Official Statement Regarding My Mom.

    Official Statement Regarding My Mom.

Ok, I’m sorry for the off topic thread, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow redditoir in this sub- who I won’t name- claimed that they “slept with my mom”.

Let me get something straight. This anonymous redditoir didn’t sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.

So, please, nobody believe them. If you’ve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks

I’m sorry for derailing the chicanery but this needed to be said.

    Hey OP please stop replying to your own post.

      Daily reminder that people like this exist and have rights.
      byu/Particular-Cry-778 inDownvotedToOblivion
      Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It's seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won't hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don't you think the karma points you've gained from the post itself are enough? There's no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed.

Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.

      My bf told me that I remind him of a reinsannce painting

        My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didn’t take that as a compliment and he said why not its “hot” and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.

and then we started sexting and he said “does thou want me to cometh inside thy”

it didn’t stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like “I want to breedeth thee”, “alloweth me to fondle thy plump bosoms” at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of England… and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is

I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plague… we haven’t talked since

        My(m17)girlfriend(f18) won’t stop watching skibidi toilet and it’s ruining our relationship.

          As the title says, it's ruined our relationship has been ruined over this, my girlfriend has stopped going on dates with me because it doesn't involve skibidi toilet. She won't have sex with me because she claims "Skibidi toilet said not to", and worst of all she has made a borderline skibidi toilet religion, I can't take it anymore, I really love her but this has gotten too far.She also cries over not having her tablet to watch skibidi toilet, shes basically an ipad kid. What do I do?

          I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy…

            I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy, but there is one particular thing I would like to try at least once in my life. Blowjob. Does this fact make me bisexual?
            byu/su1cidal_fox inTooAfraidToAsk
            I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy, but there is one particular thing I would like to try at least once in my life. Blowjob. Does this fact make me bisexual?

I was never romantically interested in any man. Touching, kissing, anal or anything with other man? For me, quite a gross imagination. But still... I would like to try to give someone a blowjob. I’m just curious how does it feel to have someone’s penis in my mouth. It’s really weird. I’m not sure about my own sexual orientation because of this. I still dream about finding a girlfriend, to love her, to have family with her, but still... I want to try blowjob. Idk why. Is there anyone with same feelings?

            Why is there such a stigma of large boobs in video games?

              I have large boobs. I want my character to look like me. I can't have my character look like me because apparently anything larger than a DD is "unrealistic." Then I bring it up to the fan base and I'm overreacting.

Edit: the average cup size in the US is 34 DD. The average cup size is the games largest in many games.