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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


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    Whats the hurry? DODGE THIS 🌊🌊

      Whats the hurry? DODGE THIS 🌊🌊🌊 🚶‍♂️🏝 🌊🌊🧊🚶‍♂️  🏝 DODGE THIS KOITSU WA ✨dou da✨ 🌊🧊🚶‍♂️🌊 🏝  COOL IT 🧊 🚶‍♂️🌊 🌊 🏝  FREEZE OTONASHI

      I accidentally sent thou a pic of mine phallus

        Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

        According 🤔 to youtube ▶️ statistics

          According 🤔 to youtube ▶️ statistics, only 🤣 a small 😭percentage 💯of people 🤡 who watch 👀 my videos 🎥 are actually subscribed ✅, so if you end up liking 🤢this video, consider subscribing, it's free, 🤑and you can always unsubscribe❌. Enjoy the video 🥵

          The HOEvid Vaccine 💉 is here 🍆

            Listen up 👷🏼ASSential workers👩🏾‍🌾👩🏽‍🍳hotties with 💦CUMorbid conditions like 🌬ASSthma🌬, and 65+ 👴🏽👨🏼‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳Sugar Daddies! 🔍CLITical trials 🔎are over and the 💉HOvid-19 vaccine💉 is here✅✅💯hope you are ready to get 💦🧬💦mRNAsty 💦🧬💦 Are you a 💃🏻Moderna Mami💃🏻, a 💋Pfizer Phreak 💋or a 10-inch 📏🍆Johnson&Johnson? 🍆🥵Who cares?? 🤷🏻‍♂️At this dick 📆appointment ⌚everyone is getting pumped 💦💦💦full of serum 💦💦💦 Sign those consent forms✍️📝this vaccine is 6️⃣9️⃣% effective ✅you’ll wake up the next day TIRED 😫😫and ACHING 🥵🥵🥵 and SORE😭😭and begging 🙏🏻to cum back in 📆TWO WEEKS 📆 for MORE🥵🥵Ready to 🐎RIDE🐎your way to 🐴🐎🐪HERD IMMUNITY? 🐄🐪🐴🐎OK COVID COWBOY🤠Send this to the 5 sluts 👩🏽‍🦱👩🏼👧🏽🧑🏻‍🦰👴🏽who will 😫😫moan 😫😫the loudest when they get 💉😳😳PENETRATED 😳😳by that🍆 BIG, 😫Hard 😱😮needle 💉💉