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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


John Wick needs your help!

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    🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅. But you gotta be quick ⚡so that John can secure the bag 💰, and achieve the epic victory R O Y AL
    Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!

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      You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes

        You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes If ten 🔟 million 😂 fireflies Lit up 🔺 the 👏 world 🌎 as 🍑 I 👁 fell 🎃 asleep 😴 Cause 💋 theyd fill 💉 the 👏 open 🌊 air And leave 🍃 teardrops💦 everywhere Youd think 💭 me 😭 rude 😠 but 🍑 I 👁 would 👪 just 👏 stand 💨 and Stare Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never 🙅 as 🍑 it 💯 seems 👀 Cause 💋 Id 🙏 get 🔟 a 👌 thousand hugs From ten 🔟 thousand lightning⚡️ bugs🐞 As they 👥 tried 👀 to 💦 teach 🏫 me 😭 how 💯 to 💦 dance 💃 A 👌 foxtrot above 🔝 my 👨 head A sock 🍆 hop 👆 beneath my 👨 bed The disco 🕺 ball 🏀 is 💦 just 👏 hanging by 😈 a 👌 thread Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never

        I climbed 🧗 out of my 💆‍♂️ head

          I climbed 🧗 out of my 💆‍♂️ head and watched 👁 myself implode 🧠🎊 a thought ☕️ without a 🦗 body🧚 Ought🥺 to be 🌸 the shot💪 to take 🚪 a load 💃 off. My brain 🧠 is poisoned🍼 And I’m🙈 searching 🔭 for the antidote 🧪 But🐦 every 🤩 time⏰ i🧴 find🧚 it 🐖 my🥀 defenses🥊 scream 🗣️oh ✨no❌ you💝 don’t 🌚 wOAh😳
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