Emojipasta

Yeah, you read that right. I can't stop having sex with Instant Ramen Noodles. It's really fucked up to be completely honest, and it all started when my boyfriend suggested we start experimenting a bit in the bedroom. I suggested we try anal, after all I’ve been hinting lately that I’ve been yearning for him to shove his seven inch cock into my tight bleached asshole. I'd be such a good anal slut for him. But that’s not nearly what he suggested instead. He wanted to face fuck me while I had my mouth full of Instant Ramen noodles. At first I thought there was no way I’d ever do it. I yelled in protest, how dare he think I’d ever do that? I mean, it’s not like I’m a prude, I fuck him silly in each and every way he desires. But like this, no, there’s no way. That was until he brought home some Tonkotsu Instant Ramen noodles. He spent all night preparing it. The noodles were cooked to perfection, a half marinated egg succulently placed in the authentic Japanese bowl, topped with seaweed sheets and seasoning. It was the perfect bowl of ramen. So I sat down at the kitchen and started to eat. Fuck me it was delicious. That was until he started to take off his pants. No! I protested, this was way too far. But it was too late, my mouth was full and his dick was hard. He proceeded to slowly penetrate my mouth. I gasped to air but all that came in was the taste of tonkotsu broth, and the faint taste of my boyfriends eager precum. I was stunned, stuffed and starting to get horny. How was this turning me on I thought? I couldn’t understand. Maybe it was the hard dick sliding down my throat, or the delicious ramen, maybe a combination of the two. It was all so tantalizingly exciting. I started to swallow the ramen and my boyfriend yelled out in ecstasy. I continued to slurp down my noodles again, and he lurched forward shoving his cock further down my tightening throat. I told him to fuck me harder as I took another bite of my delicious ramen, and instantly he came. There was cum all over the inside of my mouth. The mixture combined with the ramen can only be described as exquisite. Salty, smooth and rich with flavor. Days pass. Then months. We never spoke of that day since. I think we both knew we had gone too far. There are limits after all. But I couldn’t stop thinking about the taste of the ramen and cum in my mouth. At work one day I decided I would go to my local ramen shop and take home a new flavor. I got home and as I got through the door my pants were already coming off. I was dripping wet, and horny as hell. I lay starfish on my bed and began to pour the ramen all over my body. It was so warm and burned my body but I didn’t care, I just wanted the salty foreign mixture all over my tight and firm body. I shoved my tiny fingers deep into my tight pussy and masturbated for hours. I was in total and pure ecstasy. That was until my boyfriend came through the door. I was shocked to see him home so early, and he was too, for the sight he came upon could only be described as disastrously unique. It only took seconds for him to become instantly rock hard. I could see his muscles twitch as he gazed upon me all wet and dripping with ramen. His pants flew off and he mounted on top of me. Neither of us cared at this point that the ramen had cooled. It didn’t matter anymore. We just wanted this moment. The sex lasted for hours, and I came many, many times. Right as my boyfriend began to climax deep inside my pussy I pushed him off. What the fuck was I doing? What the actual fuck was I doing? Everyone knows that this is the last situation a deep southern Texas girl like me wanted to happen. My dad had warned me this day might come the day he walked in on me watching Hentai and twiddling my bean. "Jessie, you know, never have sex with ramen noodles nearby, that’s how you get pregnant with one of those damn Asians, and damn you know whattle happen to you if that happens" Fuck you dad, you racist fuck. I wanted this anyway. I needed this anyway. I was ready. I was primed to go. My boyfriend climbed back on and finished deep inside my pussy. It was beautiful. Nine months later I gave birth to my first child ファック私の愚かなパパ chan, he’s a great little kid and I love him so much. Three years pass and now I’m on my third Japanese child. How did this go so far? That’s when the Japanese government called me. They wanted to being me in for questioning. They wanted me to help them rebuild the dwindling Japanese population. It's a serious problem for them and they desperately needed my help. The foreign minister I spoke with even mentioned free Hentai and ramen for the rest of my life. How could I ever say no? So I moved my pretty little ass to Japan and have been living here since. I love my life here. Every day me and my boyfriend go to a new Ramen shop and purchase our daily bowl. We then take a beautiful walk through our local park, admire the trees and grass. My boyfriend always remembers to bring bread for the local ducks. We named one Guss, we both love Guss and remember to see him every day. He's a good little duck. We then head back to our home, take off all our cloths and proceed to pour our bowl of ramen over each of our bodies. He fucks me like no one else. I cum, then I cum again, and again, and again. It's never felt like chore for me. And my boyfriend loves it more than life itself. Before we finish we remember to shove a tiny bit of ramen deep inside me before my boyfriend finishes. I don't think this is the life for me though. It eats me up inside that all I’m capable in life is breeding little Japanese babies through sex with ramen noodles. I think I’m more capable than that. I want out. I want a change. Can you help me? Can you help me from the life I’ve created? I don't want to be a ramen breeder anymore. I don't know where to turn. I don't know where to go.

Yeah, you 👈 read 📘 that 😐 right. 👌 I 👁 can't 🚫 stop 🚫 having 👬 sex 🍆 with 👏 Instant Ramen 🍜 Noodles. 💯 It's 🕛 really 😍 fucked 😩 up 🔺 to 💦 be 🐝 completely 😡 honest, 😇 and 👏 it 💯 all 💯 started 💢 when 🍑 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 suggested we 👥 start 🔘 experimenting a 👌 bit 😁 in 👏 the 👏 bedroom. I 👁 suggested we 👥 try 😐 anal, 🍑 after 👀 all 💯 I’ve 👏 been 👏 hinting lately that 😐 I’ve 👏 been 👏 yearning 😡 for 🍆 him 👴 to 💦 shove 😠 his 💦 seven 🔥 inch 📏 cock 🍆 into 👉 my 👨 tight 👉 bleached 💦 asshole. 🍑 I'd 🙏 be 🐝 such 😳 a 👌 good 👌 anal 🍑 slut 😈 for 🍆 him. 👴 But 🍑 that’s 💪 not 🚫 nearly 👣 what 😦 he 👨 suggested instead. He wanted 😍 to 💦 face 😀 fuck 🍆 me 😭 while 🕗 I 👁 had 💋 my 👨 mouth 💋 full 🌝 of 💦 Instant Ramen 🍜 noodles. At first 👆 I 👁 thought 💭 there 👌 was 👏 no 🙅 way 💫 I’d 😗 ever 😠 do 👌 it. 💯 I 👁 yelled in 👏 protest, how 💯 dare he 👨 think 💭 I’d 😗 ever 😠 do 👌 that? 😐 I 👁 mean, 😏 it’s 💀 not 🚫 like 💖 I’m 👌 a 👌 prude, I 👁 fuck 🍆 him 👴 silly 🙃 in 👏 each 👏 and 👏 every 👏 way 💫 he 👨 desires. But 🍑 like 💖 this, 👈 no, 🙅 there’s 💩 no 🙅 way. That was 👏 until 🙄 he 👨 brought home 🏡 some 👨 Tonkotsu Instant Ramen 🍜 noodles. 💯 He 👨 spent 😵 all 💯 night 🌙 preparing it. 💯 The 👏 noodles 💯 were 👶 cooked 🍳 to 💦 perfection, a 👌 half 💀 marinated egg 🍳 succulently placed in 👏 the 👏 authentic Japanese bowl, 🍀 topped with 👏 seaweed sheets 👉 and 👏 seasoning. It 💯 was 👏 the 👏 perfect 💯 bowl 🍀 of 💦 ramen. 🍜 So 💯 I 👁 sat down 🔻 at 🍆 the 👏 kitchen 🐶 and 👏 started 💢 to 💦 eat. 👉 Fuck 🍆 me 😭 it 💯 was 👏 delicious. That was 👏 until 🙄 he 👨 started 💢 to 💦 take 👊 off 📴 his 💦 pants. 👖 No! 🙅 I 👁 protested, this 👈 was 👏 way 💫 too 😡 far. 🌌 But 🍑 it 💯 was 👏 too 😡 late, 💤 my 👨 mouth 💋 was 👏 full 🌝 and 👏 his 💦 dick 🍆 was 👏 hard. 🍆 He 👨 proceeded to 💦 slowly 🐌 penetrate 👉 my 👨 mouth. 💋 I 👁 gasped 😫 to 💦 air 💨 but 🍑 all 💯 that 😐 came 💦 in 👏 was 👏 the 👏 taste 👅 of 💦 tonkotsu broth, and 👏 the 👏 faint taste 👅 of 💦 my 👨 boyfriends 👬 eager precum. 💦 I 👁 was 👏 stunned, stuffed 😜 and 👏 starting 😫 to 💦 get 🔟 horny. How was 👏 this 👈 turning 🔄 me 😭 on 🔛 I 👁 thought? 💭 I 👁 couldn’t 😲 understand. 📚 Maybe 👏 it 💯 was 👏 the 👏 hard 🍆 dick 🍆 sliding down 🔻 my 👨 throat, 😝 or 💁 the 👏 delicious 😝 ramen, 🍜 maybe 👏 a 👌 combination 🔗 of 💦 the 👏 two. 💏 It 💯 was 👏 all 💯 so 💯 tantalizingly exciting. 💦 I 👁 started 💢 to 💦 swallow the 👏 ramen 🍜 and 👏 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 yelled out 💯 in 👏 ecstasy. I 👁 continued to 💦 slurp 😝 down 🔻 my 👨 noodles 💯 again, 😬 and 👏 he 👨 lurched forward 📲 shoving his 💦 cock 🍆 further 😵 down 🔻 my 👨 tightening throat. 😝 I 👁 told 🗣 him 👴 to 💦 fuck 🍆 me 😭 harder 💥 as 🍑 I 👁 took 👫 another 🔄 bite 😈 of 💦 my 👨 delicious 😝 ramen, 🍜 and 👏 instantly he 👨 came. 💦 There 👌 was 👏 cum 💦 all 💯 over 👏 the 👏 inside 💠 of 💦 my 👨 mouth. 💋 The 👏 mixture combined with 👏 the 👏 ramen 🍜 can 💦 only 🕦 be 🐝 described as 🍑 exquisite. 😍 Salty, 😋 smooth 😭 and 👏 rich 💲 with 👏 flavor. 😵 Days 📆 pass. 💯 Then 😮 months. 📆 We 👥 never 🙅 spoke of 💦 that 😐 day 🌞 since. 👨 I 👁 think 💭 we 👥 both 🌜 knew 👓 we 👥 had 💋 gone 🏃 too 😡 far. 🌌 There 👌 are 🔢 limits 💃 after 👀 all. But I 👁 couldn’t 😲 stop 🚫 thinking 💭 about 💦 the 👏 taste 👅 of 💦 the 👏 ramen 🍜 and 👏 cum 💦 in 👏 my 👨 mouth. 💋 At 🍆 work 🏢 one 😤 day 🌞 I 👁 decided 👯 I 👁 would 👪 go 🏃 to 💦 my 👨 local 📰 ramen 🍜 shop 🏢 and 👏 take 👊 home 🏡 a 👌 new 👌 flavor. I got 🍸 home 🏡 and 👏 as 🍑 I 👁 got 🍸 through 😩 the 👏 door 🚪 my 👨 pants 👖 were 👶 already 👋 coming 💦 off. 📴 I 👁 was 👏 dripping 🌧 wet, 💦 and 👏 horny 😉 as 🍑 hell. 🔥 I 👁 lay 💏 starfish on 🔛 my 👨 bed 🛏 and 👏 began 🔘 to 💦 pour the 👏 ramen 🍜 all 💯 over 👏 my 👨 body. 💃 It 💯 was 👏 so 💯 warm 🔥 and 👏 burned 🔥 my 👨 body 💃 but 🍑 I 👁 didn’t 👏 care, 💅 I 👁 just 👏 wanted 😍 the 👏 salty 😋 foreign mixture all 💯 over 👏 my 👨 tight 👉 and 👏 firm 🚬 body. 💃 I 👁 shoved my 👨 tiny 😑 fingers deep 😱 into 👉 my 👨 tight 👉 pussy 🐱 and 👏 masturbated 🍆 for 🍆 hours. 🕐 I 👁 was 👏 in 👏 total 💯 and 👏 pure 😩 ecstasy. That was 👏 until 🙄 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 came 💦 through 😩 the 👏 door. 🚪 I 👁 was 👏 shocked to 💦 see 👀 him 👴 home 🏡 so 💯 early, 🕐 and 👏 he 👨 was 👏 too, 😡 for 🍆 the 👏 sight he 👨 came 💦 upon 👦 could 🔒 only 🕦 be 🐝 described as 🍑 disastrously 😱 unique. It 💯 only 🕦 took 👫 seconds 🕑 for 🍆 him 👴 to 💦 become 😌 instantly rock 🗿 hard. 🍆 I 👁 could 🔒 see 👀 his 💦 muscles twitch as 🍑 he 👨 gazed upon 👦 me 😭 all 💯 wet 💦 and 👏 dripping 🌧 with 👏 ramen. 🍜 His 💦 pants 👖 flew off 📴 and 👏 he 👨 mounted on 🔛 top 🔝 of 💦 me. 😭 Neither of 💦 us 👨 cared 😍 at 🍆 this 👈 point 📍 that 😐 the 👏 ramen 🍜 had 💋 cooled. It 💯 didn’t 👏 matter 🙅 anymore. 🔥 We 👥 just 👏 wanted 😍 this 👈 moment. The sex 🍆 lasted for 🍆 hours, 🕐 and 👏 I 👁 came 💦 many, 👬 many 👬 times. 🕒 Right 👌 as 🍑 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 began 🔘 to 💦 climax 😰 deep 😱 inside 💠 my 👨 pussy 🐱 I 👁 pushed him 👴 off. 📴 What 😦 the 👏 fuck 🍆 was 👏 I 👁 doing? 📌 What 😦 the 👏 actual fuck 🍆 was 👏 I 👁 doing? 📌 Everyone 👥 knows 👃 that 😐 this 👈 is 💦 the 👏 last 😍 situation 🎮 a 👌 deep 😱 southern Texas girl 👧 like 💖 me 😭 wanted 😍 to 💦 happen. 😱 My 👨 dad 👴 had 💋 warned 😤 me 😭 this 👈 day 🌞 might 🔍 come 💦 the 👏 day 🌞 he 👨 walked 🚶 in 👏 on 🔛 me 😭 watching 👀 Hentai 👯 and 👏 twiddling my 👨 bean. "Jessie, you 👈 know, 💭 never 🙅 have 👏 sex 🍆 with 👏 ramen 🍜 noodles 💯 nearby, that’s 💪 how 💯 you 👈 get 🔟 pregnant 🍆 with 👏 one 😤 of 💦 those 🐥 damn 😤 Asians, 👌 and 👏 damn 😤 you 👈 know 💭 whattle happen 😱 to 💦 you 👈 if 👏 that 😐 happens" Fuck you 👈 dad, 👴 you 👈 racist fuck. 🍆 I 👁 wanted 😍 this 👈 anyway. 🔛 I 👁 needed this 👈 anyway. 🔛 I 👁 was 👏 ready. 😏 I 👁 was 👏 primed to 💦 go. 🏃 My 👨 boyfriend 👬 climbed back 🔙 on 🔛 and 👏 finished 👅 deep 😱 inside 💠 my 👨 pussy. 🐱 It 💯 was 👏 beautiful. 🌄 Nine 🍆 months 📆 later 🕑 I 👁 gave 🎁 birth 👑 to 💦 my 👨 first 👆 child 👦 ファック私の愚かなパパ chan, he’s 👨 a 👌 great 👍 little 👌 kid 👦 and 👏 I 👁 love 😍 him 👴 so 💯 much. Three years 📅 pass 💯 and 👏 now 👋 I’m 👌 on 🔛 my 👨 third Japanese child. 👦 How 💯 did 👏 this 👈 go 🏃 so 💯 far? 🌌 That’s 💪 when 🍑 the 👏 Japanese government 💩 called 📲 me. 😭 They 👥 wanted 😍 to 💦 being 😑 me 😭 in 👏 for 🍆 questioning. They 👥 wanted 😍 me 😭 to 💦 help 💁 them 💦 rebuild the 👏 dwindling Japanese population. It's 🕛 a 👌 serious 😐 problem 😊 for 🍆 them 💦 and 👏 they 👥 desperately needed my 👨 help. 💁 The 👏 foreign minister I 👁 spoke with 👏 even 🌃 mentioned free 💜 Hentai 👯 and 👏 ramen 🍜 for 🍆 the 👏 rest 😪 of 💦 my 👨 life. 👤 How 💯 could 🔒 I 👁 ever 👏 say 🗣 no? So I 👁 moved 📦 my 👨 pretty 👰 little 👌 ass 🍑 to 💦 Japan 🍣 and 👏 have 👏 been 👏 living 🐙 here 👏 since. 👨 I 👁 love 😍 my 👨 life 👤 here. 👏 Every 👏 day 🌞 me 😭 and 👏 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 go 🏃 to 💦 a 👌 new 👌 Ramen 🍜 shop 🏢 and 👏 purchase 🛒 our 💩 daily 🕢 bowl. 🍀 We 👥 then 😮 take 👊 a 👌 beautiful 🌄 walk 👣 through 😩 our 💩 local 📰 park, 🌲 admire the 👏 trees 🌲 and 👏 grass. 🌱 My 👨 boyfriend 👬 always 🔥 remembers 🐘 to 💦 bring 🚶 bread 🍞 for 🍆 the 👏 local 📰 ducks. We 👥 named 📛 one 😤 Guss, we 👥 both 🌜 love 😍 Guss and 👏 remember 💭 to 💦 see 👀 him 👴 every 👏 day. 🌞 He's 👦 a 👌 good 👌 little 👌 duck. We then 😮 head 💆 back 🔙 to 💦 our 💩 home, 🏡 take 👊 off 📴 all 💯 our 💩 cloths and 👏 proceed to 💦 pour our 💩 bowl 🍀 of 💦 ramen 🍜 over 👏 each 👏 of 💦 our 💩 bodies. 😍 He 👨 fucks 😤 me 😭 like 💖 no 🙅 one 😤 else. 😩 I 👁 cum, 💦 then 😮 I 👁 cum 💦 again, 😬 and 👏 again, 😬 and 👏 again. 😬 It's 🕛 never 🙅 felt 😎 like 💖 chore 👷 for 🍆 me. 😭 And 👏 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 loves 💘 it 💯 more 🍗 than 👉 life 👤 itself. 🚝 Before 😂 we 👥 finish 🏁 we 👥 remember 💭 to 💦 shove 😠 a 👌 tiny 😑 bit 😁 of 💦 ramen 🍜 deep 😱 inside 💠 me 😭 before 😂 my 👨 boyfriend 👬 finishes. I 👁 don't 🚫 think 💭 this 👈 is 💦 the 👏 life 👤 for 🍆 me 😭 though. It 💯 eats me 😭 up 🔺 inside 💠 that 😐 all 💯 I’m 👌 capable 😡 in 👏 life 👤 is 💦 breeding little 👌 Japanese babies 👶 through 😩 sex 🍆 with 👏 ramen 🍜 noodles. 💯 I 👁 think 💭 I’m 👌 more 🍗 capable 😡 than 👉 that. 😐 I 👁 want 👏 out. 💯 I 👁 want 👏 a 👌 change. Can you 👈 help 💁 me? 😭 Can 💦 you 👈 help 💁 me 😭 from 👉 the 👏 life 👤 I’ve 👏 created? 💯 I 👁 don't 🚫 want 👏 to 💦 be 🐝 a 👌 ramen 🍜 breeder anymore. 🔥 I 👁 don't 🚫 know 💭 where 😐 to 💦 turn. 💃 I 👁 don't 🚫 know 💭 where 😐 to 💦 go.