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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Oopsie woopsie๐Ÿ˜…! Its seems like you criticised the glorious CCP๐Ÿ˜‘!

    Hiโœ‹,im a reddit๐Ÿ˜mod๐Ÿ™‚. I see๐Ÿ‘€that you๐Ÿ‘ˆare shaming๐Ÿ˜ฃour greatest๐Ÿ˜‡sugar daddy๐Ÿ˜˜, peoples republic of china ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹. You๐Ÿ‘ˆmust delete๐Ÿšซyour comment๐Ÿ‘ˆ now๐Ÿ‘€or we๐Ÿคญwill piss and shit๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆourselves๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ’จand big daddy china๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธwont give us๐Ÿคฉmoney ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ’ทfor our censorship๐Ÿค—. Love,โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹mods๐Ÿ˜˜family๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ.
    [this comment contained invalid characters, the great republic of china had corrected this mistake and has dispatched a reeducation van]

    They laugh at me because I’m emo ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

      They laugh at me because I'm emo- ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ–คโ›“๏ธ
      THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M EMO  ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” 
      they laugh at jungkook because he is emo ๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ˜ข
      they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ laugh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ at ๐Ÿ˜ me ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ because ๐Ÿ˜” i'm ๐Ÿคฆ emo ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”ซโ›“
      They๐Ÿคฌlaugh๐Ÿฅ›at๐Ÿ˜‚because๐ŸงIโ€™m๐Ÿ—ฟemo๐Ÿ˜ญIโ†—๏ธkilled๐Ÿ˜ฉmy๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธgf๐Ÿบthatโ€™s๐Ÿ˜why๐Ÿ˜”Iโ€™m๐Ÿ—ฝsingle๐Ÿ›
      They ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ at ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป because โžก๏ธ Iโ€™m emo ๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ’€ I ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป killed  ๐Ÿ”ช my girlfriend๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m single 1๏ธโƒฃ
      they laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ at โžก๏ธ me๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธbecause Iโ€™m emo ๐Ÿ–ค โ›“๐Ÿฉธโ˜ ๏ธi killed ๐Ÿ”ชmy girlfriend ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธthats why Iโ€™m single ๐Ÿ˜”

      avocados ๐Ÿฅ‘ from mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

        avocados ๐Ÿฅ‘ from mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
        Avocado from Mexico ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
        Mango from Philippines ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ
        
        Avocado from Mexico ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
        
        Apple from America ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
        
        Sushi from Japan ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
        
        Maple syrup from Canada๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

        Deaf blind and muted people be like โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ––

          deaf blind and muted people be like โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ–๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐ŸคฒโœŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคš๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•
          โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ–๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐ŸคฒโœŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคš๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•

          Wash ๐Ÿ˜your bum bum ๐Ÿ˜ณwash your bum bum

            Wash ๐Ÿ˜your bum bum ๐Ÿ˜ณwash your bum bum ๐Ÿ‘every single day โ˜€๏ธ wash your bum bum ๐Ÿ˜œwash your bum bum ๐Ÿคฏwash the dirt ๐Ÿ›away now โฌ‡๏ธ the bum bumโ€™s squeaky clean ๐Ÿงผ but thereโ€™s no โŒ towel to be seenโ‰๏ธbut we can always shake it ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผshake it ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿผshake it๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ shake it ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพ but we ๐Ÿค can always shake it ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ till itโ€™s dry ๐Ÿช