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Japan best

    grrrr jappan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโ›ฉ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ better than amrican๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐Ÿ—ผand sakura trees are so ๐ŸŒธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ŸŒธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ“!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐Ÿฎ

    kurapika๐Ÿ˜ณis๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธnowโœจ๐ŸŒŠdrowning๐ŸŒŠ

      HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
      koorapika๐Ÿ˜ณis๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธnowโœจ๐ŸŒŠdrowning๐ŸŒŠโœจin๐Ÿ˜an๐Ÿธindescribable๐Ÿ’‹emptinessโค HAPPY GUITAR SOLO ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ˜Œ
      kurapika๐Ÿ˜ณis๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธnowโœจ๐ŸŒŠdrowning๐ŸŒŠโœจin๐Ÿ˜an๐Ÿธindescribable๐Ÿ’‹emptinessโค HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
      ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽธ GUITAR SOLO ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
      koorapika๐Ÿ˜ณis๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธnowโœจG U N D H A M T A N A K Aโœจ๐Ÿน
      Kurapika๐Ÿ˜ณis๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธnowโœจ๐ŸŒŠdrowning๐ŸŒŠin an๐Ÿณindescribable๐Ÿ”ฅemptiness๐Ÿ˜”
      kรถรถrapicka ๐Ÿ˜œ is ๐Ÿ– now ๐Ÿ‘ค drowning ๐ŸŒŠ in ๐Ÿก an ๐Ÿ˜น indescribable โŒ emptiness ๐Ÿ•ณ

      Stonks ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ†

        When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.

        IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

          Joshua Caleb Gordon, nicknamed "Flash", is an American football wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.
          IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹
          
          โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
          
          โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
          
          โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
          
          โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete.....
          
          ๐Ÿšซ ERROR! ๐Ÿšซ
          
          ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ โœ”โšก๏ธ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸJosh Gordons๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆโšก๏ธare irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–
          
          I could never delete you Josh Gordon!๐Ÿ’–
          
          Send this to ten other ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿโšก๏ธGordon ownersโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆ who will never trade Gordon for๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ”• Le'Veon Bell ๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ”•
          
          Or be cursed to a life of ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš” Michael Floyd ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฉas your WR1 ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‘Ž
          
          If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†
          
          3 back: Your starting QB won't be ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฉBrock Osweiler๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ต!!
          
          5 back: ๐Ÿ‘นRoger Goodell๐Ÿ‘น will free โšก๏ธ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸJosh Gordon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆโšก๏ธ
          
          420 back: Your ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ JOSH GARDEN๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ will be in full bloom!!

          Nya Ichi Ni San

            Itch๐Ÿ˜๐‘›๐‘–๐Ÿฅบ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐Ÿ™€ษดสแด€๐Ÿ˜ฅAฬ†ฬˆrฬ†ฬˆiฬ†ฬˆgฬ†ฬˆaฬ†ฬˆtฬ†ฬˆoฬ†ฬˆ๐Ÿ˜ญษดสแด€๐Ÿค๐“ฒ๐“ฝแฅด๊ซ๐Ÿ˜”๐—ก๐—ถ๐—ถ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ป๐Ÿฆ‹ษดสแด€๐Ÿ”ฅAฬ‘ฬˆrฬ‘ฬˆiฬ‘ฬˆgฬ‘ฬˆaฬ‘ฬˆtฬ‘ฬˆoฬ‘ฬˆ๐ŸŒบoฬ†ฬˆ๐ŸŒธoฬ‘ฬˆ๐ŸŒผษดสแด€๐ŸIอŸTอŸCอŸHอŸ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป๐‘๐ผ๐Ÿ˜พ๐‘†๐ด๐‘โ˜˜๏ธ๐‘๐‘Œ๐ด
            Ni๐Ÿฅบsan๐Ÿ™€NYA๐Ÿ˜ฅAฬ†ฬˆrฬ†ฬˆiฬ†ฬˆgฬ†ฬˆaฬ†ฬˆtฬ†ฬˆoฬ†ฬˆ๐Ÿ˜ญNYA๐Ÿ˜”๐—ก๐—ถ๐—ถ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—บ๐Ÿฆ‹ษดสแด€๐Ÿ”ฅaฬ‘ฬˆrฬ‘ฬˆiฬ‘ฬˆgฬ‘ฬˆaฬ‘ฬˆtฬ‘ฬˆoฬ‘ฬˆ๐ŸŒบoฬ†ฬˆ๐ŸŒผ๐‘๐ผ ๐‘†๐ด๐‘โ˜˜๏ธษดสแด€๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿฅ‚ษดสแด€๐Ÿญ๐‘›๐’พ๐Ÿ˜ž๐š‚๐šŠ๐š—๐Ÿ˜–nya๐Ÿ˜ซ
            ๐Ÿ˜ณNyA๐ŸฅตicHi๐Ÿ’€Ni๐ŸคญsAn๐Ÿ›nYa๐ŸฅฐArIgaToโค๏ธ
            nya๐Ÿ˜ฉichi๐ŸŽŽni๐Ÿฆตsan๐Ÿ’”nya๐Ÿ™ˆarigato๐ŸŠ
            โœจnya๐Ÿ’•ichi๐Ÿ‘ni๐Ÿ”ฅsan๐Ÿ’ƒnya๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธarigato๐Ÿ˜ˆ
            ๐ŸŒŸnya๐Ÿ’•itchy๐Ÿ˜คknee๐Ÿ’ƒsand๐Ÿ—ฟnya๐Ÿ˜ฉarigato๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ซ