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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

My husband and I work together

    My husband and I work together so we 👪 go to the same 😂 bank 🏛🏛 pretty often, and there’s this woman uff she’s very hot 😩 and I found her really 👄 attractive since the first time… 👀 then I realized that 😉 she was checking out 😱🏍 on my husband. One day one of the women there was asking us like 😄 “What are you guys gonna do today?” And we were like 😄 oh we’re going to the mall shopping and I 😩 noticed 👀 that she listened AND SHE SHOWED UP❤ AT THE MALL! 🏬 I was 👏 like omg 🤣😱 😳 what is she 🤷👩 doing 😉 here? And boom 💥 I fall in love with her 😍👌🤤😍 she 😍 was looking so damn fine 😣😂 BUT she 💦👩 was obviously looking for 💰 MY husband, so after that I told him to go 🏃 to 😂 another locations (he didn’t saw her) but I was 😟 like damn 😲😅 I don’t want him to see her almost everyday at the bank. BUT now I want to go to that location 👌👌 again 👌 to see 👀 her 👸 🤤😍 but I’m afraid 😨😨 my 🙈👦 husband starts liking her and stops ❌ liking👁 me :( he didn’t really pay attention to her 💦😏 but what if he starts liking 👍 her?😩 (We just got married 🤵👰 tho).

    🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom

      🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom 🍑👖 jeEAns 👢 Boots 🥾 with the 🐑 fuaerrr 😏 got the 🎊whole club👀👀👀👀👀looking 👀👀👀👀👀 at heUr She hit 🥵the-🥵JESSICA 🤬 did 🔪you sleep🛌 with your GOD 🕊 DAMN teacher 👨‍🏫 what 😨❓ DID YOU 😤 SLEEP 🛌WITH YOUR 😡TEACHER 👨‍🏫 mr. wilson? 👨 MR. WILSON😠 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️ yes you- DID- 😡 NO 🚫 I DIDNT 🙅‍♀️ MOM 👩‍👧 youre a 😆 little slut 🔞 Mom 👩‍👧 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️- YES ✔YOU DID I WAS FAILING 😭 CHEMISTRY🧪 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 what 😱 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 OUT 🤬 PACK ALL YOUR SHIT 😡 YOURE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭OUT 🚪 😡😭

      WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹

        ITS ABOUT DRIVE😤 ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥 WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹
        Official MV
        ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
        It's about drive 😤
It's about power 🤯
We stay hungry 😩
We devour 👹
Put in the work 👨‍💼
Put in the hours 🕜
And take what's our ✊🏻
        ITS ABOUT DRIVE ⁉️ITS ABOUT POWER 🥶 WE STAY HUNGRY👹🍗WE DEVOUR😈🗣💯‼️PUT IN THE WORK 😮‍💨💪
PUT IN THE HOURS 😈💪
        It’s about drive 💪 it’s about power ⚡️ We stay hungry 🤤 we DEVOUR 🍗 Put in the work 🏋️‍♀️ put in the hours ⏰ And take what’s ours 😟 Black and Samoan in my veins 😤 My culture bangin with strange 🤪 I change the game so what’s my motherfucking name?? 🤩 R O C K 😩 Desecration 🥳 Defamation 😖 If you wanna bring it to the masses 🤓 Face to face 🥶 now we escalatin’ 🤯 When I have to put boots to asses 😳 Mean on ya 😱 like a dream when I’m rumbling 🤥 you’re gonna scream mama 🥱 so bring drama to the King Brahma 🤠 Comin at you with extreme mana 😹
        It's about drive 😤
It's about power 🤯
We stay hungry 😩
We devour 👹
Put in the work 👨‍💼
Put in the hours 🕜
And take what's ours ✊
        ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😈 ITS ABOUT 😳 POWER 💪 WE STAY 😈 HUNGRY 🍗 WE DEVOUR 🦖 PUT 🚮 IN THE 🛠️ WORK 🧰 PUT🚮 IN THE 🕰️ HOURS ⏱️ AND 👿 TAKE 🤳 WHATS🏆 OURS 🏆

        IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE??

          Stop posting about Squid Game!
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          POV: You sit next to a weeb

            If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
            Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭