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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

ITS ABOUT LIES ๐Ÿคž ITS ABOUT VENTING ๐Ÿ•ณ

    ITS ABOUT LIES ๐Ÿคž ITS ABOUT VENTING ๐Ÿ•ณ WE STAY SUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ WE IMPOSTOR ๐Ÿ“ฎ KILL IN O2 ๐Ÿ’จ KILL IN REACTOR ๐Ÿ”‹ AND SABOTAGE ๐Ÿ’ฅ I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS ๐Ÿซ€ I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES ๐Ÿ”ช I WON THE GAME ๐Ÿ† SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? ๐Ÿ—ฃ BAKA ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ“ฎ

    haha just kidding.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ unless.. ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

      Minecraft bed
      What if I... put my Minecraft bed... ๐Ÿ˜ณ next to yours... ๐Ÿ˜ณ aha ha, just kidding.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ unless.. ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
      What if I... <text>... ๐Ÿ˜ณ <text>... ๐Ÿ˜ณ aha ha, just kidding.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ unless.. ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

      ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

        ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ JOHN XINA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐Ÿคฏ ๐ŸคญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐Ÿ’ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐Ÿ“… AND THOSE 3๏ธโƒฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ

        Student athlete

          Context to the meme

          student athlete: yo ๐Ÿค” tf you complaining for ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚ i grind 24/7 ๐Ÿ’ฏโ˜๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฃ you don't see ๐Ÿ‘€ me crying ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพโ€ผ๏ธ foh lil bitch ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
          me: im thirsty
          
          student athlete: UR thirsty?๐Ÿ˜‚ i get thirsty๐Ÿ’ฆ from chasing ๐Ÿƒthese goals๐Ÿ’ฏ u don't know the hustle๐Ÿ’ช like i do fam๐Ÿ˜ค
          Panera worker: Welcome to Panera Bread!
          
          Student Athlete: Bread?๐Ÿ˜‚the only bread๐ŸžI'm chasing๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝis that D1โœ”๏ธScholarship๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏwith my 4.1 GPA๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณโ—๏ธ
          *at the hospital*
          
          Nurse: his heart just stopped in his sleep ๐Ÿ˜”
          
          Student athlete: STOPPED ?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ can't relate ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I'm always on ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป the mov....
          me: hey
          
          student athlete: We Gotta Have 4.0 GPAs and We Practice Every Day ๐Ÿ’ฏ That's Grind ๐Ÿ’ฏ That's Hustle ๐Ÿ’ฏ You Ain't Shit To Me ๐Ÿ’ฏ
          Waiter: Do you need more time to decide? 
          Student athlete: Time?๐Ÿ˜‚ I Don't Have Timeโฐ When The Grind Never Stops๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฏ I Stay Dream Chasing๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช
          me: wow it's hot, will the weather ever chill out?
          
          student athletes: chill out?๐Ÿ˜ค i never๐Ÿ‘Š rest๐Ÿ’ค always workin๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ up a sweat๐Ÿ’ฆ i stay grindin๐Ÿ’ฏ
          cashier: did you find everything okay?
          
          student athlete: i found a path๐Ÿš€ to greatness๐Ÿ…but the grind never quits๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ i will NEVER quit๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
          Daylight savings: Spring forward and miss an hour of sleep
          
          Student athletes: Sleep?๐Ÿ˜ค Y'all know all about sleeping on me๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’ฏ
          waitress: hi sorry for the wait we're super busy
          
          student athlete: busy?๐Ÿ˜‚ you don't know๐Ÿค” what busy is ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ fam๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป i won't๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปever stop my grind๐Ÿ’ฏ
          Me: damn im thirsty
          Student athlete: thirsty? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Only student๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฝ athletes ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ get thirsty ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ˜๐Ÿผwe thirsty for motivation โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ ROMANS 8:28 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
          Lifeguard: No running
          
          Student Athletes: I'm running to the top ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ค grind never stops ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป all dayโ—๏ธ aint no stopping me๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปโœŠ๐Ÿผ
          Stop Grinding?๐Ÿ˜‚ The Grind Never Stops๐Ÿ’ฏ No Breaks๐Ÿ˜ˆ We Stay Dream Chasing๐Ÿ’ชI don't get a break โœŠ I'll be out here grinding ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Imma be chasing dreams while you're lounging ๐Ÿ’ฏ the only thing i'm chasing๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ˆis my dreams๐Ÿ’ญโœŠ๐Ÿฝkeep grinding ๐Ÿ’ฏRIP grandma๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸผRomans 8:1๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผbusy?๐Ÿ˜‚ you don't know๐Ÿค” what busy is ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝfam๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป i won't๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปever stop my grind๐Ÿ’ฏnothing gets handed to me ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ I work for everything I got โ€ผ๏ธbut we ain't done yet ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ Nap?๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't know that word๐Ÿ˜ด while you taking Z's ๐Ÿ’ค I'm making W's๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ†U snooze you lose๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿค˜can kill my ambition๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป i will never stop grinding๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปeven when im dead sleep is for the weak๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ฏ U mean my TEAMโ‰๏ธONE eats, we ALL eat๐ŸฝWe out here grindin' together๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ค THAT'S family๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

          Chicken wing chicken wing

            Chicken wing chicken wing 
            Hot dogs and balogna 
            Chicken and macaroni
            Chilling with my homies
            Chicken wing ๐Ÿ— chicken wing ๐Ÿ“ hotdog๐ŸŒญ and bologna ๐Ÿ˜‹ chicken and ๐Ÿ˜Ž marconi ๐Ÿง€ chillin๐Ÿฅถ with๐Ÿ˜‚ my๐Ÿฅณ homies๐Ÿ˜€
            chicken ๐Ÿ“ wing ๐Ÿ— chicken ๐Ÿ“ wing ๐Ÿ— hotdog ๐ŸŒญ and baloney โœจ chicken ๐Ÿ” and macaroni ๐Ÿ chillin ๐Ÿฅถ with my ๐Ÿ˜˜ homies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ

            DICK or TREAT!

              Every HALLOWEEN copypasta

              DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So itโ€™s time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or youโ€™ll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ