Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Stonks 📈🍆

When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈💸, my dick goes too 🍆⬆️😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬 makes me hard 🦴💦. All the countries 🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🦠 so the money 💰💵💸 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy dick ✂️🍆🩸 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😸. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡️🐻 and make 🤌🏼 more money 💰💵💸 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍾 and eat your ass 👅🍑.

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

Joshua Caleb Gordon, nicknamed "Flash", is an American football wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

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💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖

I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖

Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕

Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎

If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆

3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!

5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️

420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!

Nya Ichi Ni San

Itch😍𝑛𝑖🥺𝑠𝑎𝑛🙀ɴʏᴀ😥Ă̈r̆̈ĭ̈ğ̈ă̈t̆̈ŏ̈😭ɴʏᴀ🤝𝓲𝓽ᥴꫝ😔𝗡𝗶𝗶🙆🏻‍♀️𝘀𝗮𝗻🦋ɴʏᴀ🔥Ȃ̈ȓ̈ȋ̈g̑̈ȃ̈t̑̈ȏ̈🌺ŏ̈🌸ȏ̈🌼ɴʏᴀ🍁I͟T͟C͟H͟🤷🏻𝑁𝐼😾𝑆𝐴𝑁☘️𝑁𝑌𝐴

Ni🥺san🙀NYA😥Ă̈r̆̈ĭ̈ğ̈ă̈t̆̈ŏ̈😭NYA😔𝗡𝗶𝗶🙆‍♀️𝘀𝗮𝗺🦋ɴʏᴀ🔥ȃ̈ȓ̈ȋ̈g̑̈ȃ̈t̑̈ȏ̈🌺ŏ̈🌼𝑁𝐼 𝑆𝐴𝑁☘️ɴʏᴀ🍁 🥂🄰🅁🄸🄶🄰🅃🄾🥂ɴʏᴀ🍭𝑛𝒾😞𝚂𝚊𝚗😖nya😫

😳NyA🥵icHi💀Ni🤭sAn🛐nYa🥰ArIgaTo❤️

nya😩ichi🎎ni🦵san💔nya🙈arigato🐊

✨nya💕ichi👏ni🔥san💃nya💁‍♀️arigato😈

🌟nya💕itchy😤knee💃sand🗿nya😩arigato😈😤🔫

Do 👏 not 👏 call 👏 your 👏 significant 👏 other 👏 honey

Do 👏 not 👏 call 👏 your 👏 significant 👏 other 👏 honey 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 are 👏 a 👏 bee 👏 you 👏 are 👏 appropriating 👏 bee 👏 culture, 👏 this 👏 cannot 👏 bee 👏 accepted 👏

IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!

IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!🗳✍😭
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💯True💯 Presidents are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Mr. Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👑God-Emporers👑 who give you 🏰big walls🏰 Or never get called 🇺🇸AN AMERICAN🇺🇸🗽🗽 again❌❌🙅🙅❌❌ If you get 0 Back: get out↪️! get out↪️↪️ of here! 🚫🚫 3 back: you're deplorable🙇💦 5 back: small loan of one million dollars💰💰🏦 10+ back: 📣📣 there are great citizens out there 🙋, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves you🙌.💕💕🙇🙇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Hit or miss😩😩

Hit or miss😩😩I guess she took the kids huh😏😏she got a boyfriend, I bet she knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied in court and now she gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see them once or maybe twice a week, hun👅👅

Hit 👊👊or miss👋😩I guess🤷‍♂️she👩 took the kids 👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👦huh😫😫she got a boyfriend👷‍♂️, I bet she 👩knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied 😬in court 👨‍⚖️and now she👩 gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see👀 them 👨‍👧‍👦once 1️⃣or maybe twice2️⃣ a week, hun👅👅

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