Emojipasta

Awe are you mad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 awhh!!!! It's okay!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Are you gonna cryyyyyy? Awwwww omg NOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please don't cry omggggg noooooo your such a victim 🥺🥺🥺omg what would we do without you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stinky ohhhhh noooo

⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿‍♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿‍🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻‍🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼‍💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮‍💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻‍🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵‍♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐 

my 🦅 fellHOE ameriCUNTS 😫🇺🇸tonight is the ‼️💯STATE OF THE UNION 💙❤️address 🤍 tonight a 🍃JOINT 💨 CUMGRESS 🍆💦of RepubliCUNTs 🐘 and DICKocrats🐴 have to be quiet 🤫🤐 for Daddy Biden 😏👴🏻 and hear how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy 🤑💰 impHOES 😂 🍑taxes on the rich 💸💸 and save demoCRUSSY 🇺🇸 from the insERECTIONists 🔫💪so SERVE 🫦👁️ ur CUNTry 😫🇺🇸 and watch 👀at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU 👀 to get ur SOTUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Joe 🍌😍💦Send this to🔟 of your pussy 😽 poppingest 💃 patriots 🦅🔥or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅CUNTstitution!🇺🇸🍆✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back 🙅‍♀️you have to shoot down 🔫🔫💥 a Chinese spy 👀🕵️ balloon 🎈🎈 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing legiSLUTion🍑🍑 && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more ‼️💯 you’re the new 🇺🇸🥵FREAKer of the house 😍💦💦

🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼 

🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵‍💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇‍♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅‍♂️ will be 🏄‍♀️BOINGING🤹‍♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨‍🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋‍♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙‍♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️ 

ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓ 

Where was you when leap day die

I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come

"Leap day is kil"

"No"