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Leap Day (Feb 29th)

    🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼 
    🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵‍💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇‍♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅‍♂️ will be 🏄‍♀️BOINGING🤹‍♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨‍🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋‍♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙‍♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️ 
    ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓ 
    Where was you when leap day die

I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come

"Leap day is kil"

"No"

    Corridor creeper 🐛

      Corridor creeper card
      🐛In the workshop, I go deeper🐛In the mulligan, I'm a keeper🐛 This time, I'm even cheaper.🐛You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper🐛
      🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor creeper🐛
      🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in bundles, I was a dealer 🐛when a new meta comes I'm the leader🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor cash sleeper🐛
      🐛In the bedroom I'm a creeper🐛

In my past I was a keeper🐛

I wake when minions meet the reaper🐛

You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
      🐛In the toy shop I'm a sweeper🐛in set reviews I was a creeper🐛when minions die is still my feature🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
      🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm 3 attack weaker🐛

      IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️

        ‼️‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️❗❗‼️⚠️⚠️😱😱🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😱😱😶‍🌫️🫣😱😱 GOJO IS THE BESTT IN ALL ANIME VERSEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 GOJO IS SO FUCKING BADASS😎😎😎😎 HE WILL RETURN IN THE CHAPTER 42069 AND SAY RYOIKIE TENKAII🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯 EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ON FRAUDKUNA AND SAY ARE YOU THE STRONGEST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA OR YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA BECAUSE YOU ARE THE STRONGEST AND HE SHOOT HIS HOLLOW LIME 🟢🟢🟢💲💲💚💚♻️♻️🌲🌲♻️💚♻️♻️♻️💲♻️🌲🟢♻️💲♻️♻️💚♻️💲🌲🟢♻️🟢🌲🟢♻️♻️🌲♻️💚♻️💚♻️♻️💚♻️💚♻️🌲🌲🟢💲♻️♻️💚💚💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢AND SAY YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎 TO WHICH SUKUNA HONEST REACTION 😭😭🫣🫣🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😭😭🤯🤯😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯 AND WHEN HOLLOW LIME HITTED FRAUDKUNA HIS FOUR ARMS FELL OFF AND THEN GOJO SAID STAND PROUD FRAUDKUNA YOU ARE WEAK😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA REPLIED YOU SHOULD AIMED FOR THE HEAD🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿AND REGROWS HIS ARMS IN 0.002 SEC TO WHICH GOJO REPLIED : WITH THIS SACRED TREASUR I SUMMON THE ONE WHO LEFT ALL BEHIND OVERWHELMING INTENSITY BECAUSE THROUGH OUT THE HEAVENS AND EARTH ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI BECAUSE WE ARE THE EXCEPTION TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA SAID NAH I'D WIN 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 AND AS FRAUDKUNA ABOUT EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ITADORI APPEARED FROM THE BUSHES AND ATTACK SUKUNA FROM BEHIND WHICH HE LEARNED THE BUSHE CAMPER YUTA ( THE KING OF CURSES IKYKYK😈) AND ITADORI SAYS LEFT ◀️◀️◀️◀️◀️ AND RIGHT ▶️▶️▶️▶️SLEEP TIGHT 💤💤💤🛌🛌🛌💤💤AND PUNCHES THE FRAUDKUNA WITH BLACK FLASH 69 TIMES IN A ROW WITHIN 0.2 SEC AND AS SUKUNA WAS NEARLY DEAD ITADORI SAID TO FRAUDKUNA I AM YOU AND PUNCHES THE LAST BLACK FLASH UP HIS ASS AND SAID NAH I WONED🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🤣🗿🗿🤣😎🤣🗿😎🗿🗿🤣🗿🤣🗿😎😎😎🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿😎🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿💀🤣💀😎🤣🗿🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣

        Vietnamese New Year

          Chúc mừng CHYM mới 🧧 you big CU 🍆💦 It’s the year of the rồng 🐉 which means GETTING DICK 🍆😫 AS LONG 😛 NHƯ CON LONG 🐉 Remember to hang your THONGS 👙 on the PUSSY 😻 willow tree 🎄 Cúng some delicious 🤤 bánh TÍTTY 🥮 on the altar for tất cả TỔ CHA MÀY 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Send this message to make all your các bạn👯ba mẹ👩🏻👨🏻cô chú💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♂️ông bà 👴🏻👵🏻 NỨNG ASF😫🥵 for the HOLE 🕳️ 🍑 year! If you get only 1️⃣ back your cu 😳 is as small as a chả giò 💋If you get 5️⃣ back Ông Thọ will let you GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 GULP 🫦 his sweet SỮA 🥛 mỗi ngày cả năm 😛😛😛 If you get 🔟 back you’re the biggest con ĐĨ 👠💃🏼 next to HỒE CLIT MINH 👴🏻 Cung hỷ PHÁT ÀSS 🍑TỤI BAY 😤‼️

          Black History Month

            Hello, 🤔💁 fellow 💦 Black 👱👍 People. 👨 It is 👅 us, 👨👩 [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR 💵🔜 CORPORATION]. Here to ⛪ remind 🤔 you that 👇👉 we support ♀ your 😡 colour, now 🕓 that it has made it 👏 into international 🍒🍒 news 🦑 and it ✋ is 😂😩 completely socially safe 💖☝ to 🅱🆒 mention you, allowing for 🎅 us to capitalise on 🔛 your existence now it's 🐈😞 mainstream. Look, 👁👀 we even used 🏭 the hashtag of 💯💰 [event]! 👐 Why ❓😕 did 💁 we 👮 wait this ❓🤔 long 🕗 to 🔓✂ come out 🕳 and 👎 'support' 👬 you? 🏼 Haha, 😂😂 no ❌🙅 more ✔ questions, ❓❓ Black 🏿 People. Buy o
            🆘‼️ATTENTION‼️ALL MELANIN MAGGOTS 🫥🫵🏿🆘DRIP DADDY 💦😫MARTIN LUTER KING 👑ONCE SAID “I 👁 have a dream 🛌💭 that my four 4️⃣little children 👶🏾👦🏾will one ☝🏾day ☀ live in a nation 🏞 where they will not be 🐝 judged 👨🏻‍⚖️🤬by the color 🎨of their skin 🙏🏾but by the content 🏗of their character 👺.” CELEBRATE🎊 THA LEGACY💯💯✊🏿 BY DROPPIN DAT ASS 🍑💯🍑😩✊🏾💯 THE ENTIRETY ⏳OF FEBRUARY🙌🏾🎂 SEND THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW NIGGAS😎 OR ELSE MALCOM X 🙅🏾❌ WILL FIND YOU🔎🌍👿‼️ HIM N THICK MAMA 💸😫💦HARRIET T. 🚂ARE TIGHT 🤝🏾 👀 watch out🏃🏽if u don’t send this 😨 then uR ⚫️💳BLACK CARD💳⚫️ AND MELANIN🤘🏾 GETTIN REVOKED 😾🖕🏼👿 
            HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, WHORES! 💕💋A month all about worshiping that big, fat, watery BLACK COCK!😍 In honor of black history month, ALL of our cream babies have to be slutty SEX slaves for the choccy hotties! 👿😈So pull out those kinky little chains and whips BECAUSE ITS FEBHOEARY!! Send this to 10 other people who love ❤️ freedom or else you will get NO BBC this WHOLE MONTH! 😝

            Fired from job or Unemployed

              Uh oh sisters 💅🏼🫦 looks like this CUM SLUT 💦🍆🤤 is UNEMPLOYED 😭😩 starting in April 📆 because DADDY 👨🏻 [insert job here] is going DOWN 👎⬇️📉 and not just on that DICK 🍆🍆🍆 So it looks like 👀👀👀 [your name] will be working those Streets 💃💃to make ends MEAT 🥩🍆 to get those CUMMIES 💦💦💦 and to file for CUMEMPLOYMENT 🤤💦😩 they’ll be asking for all sorts of favors 😏😏 and is willing to do 👉🏽🍑 what ever it takes 😤😤 for some beneFISTS UP HIS ASS ✊🏽🍑🕳️✊🏽 and dental 🦷 he has the stamina 🏃‍♂️😰 and can work on you 🫣🫣 for hours 😳😏😩 send this to 69 CUMployers 🥵🥵🥵 who are hiring a BOTTOM BITCH 😫😩😫 30 3️⃣0️⃣ back, and you get to interview on The Porn Couch™️🌊 less than 20 back and you’re a DISGRACE TO SOCIETY and have to bottom the BUKAKKE 💦💦💦💦😩😩😩