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FELIZ NAVIDADDY 🍆👅💊🀶🏜

    👅💊👚🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👚🏻👅💊🧑‍🎄⁉ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💊 🧑‍🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏌‍♂ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🀶🏜😵‍💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘 but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏌👌🏌the CHIMNEY 🕳 💚 and CUMMING ON ME ☃ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🀰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍌💊 and santa is HUNG 🍆‌like the ornaments ‌on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏌your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏌 send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏌‍♀🧝🏌‍♂👅 to receive a WHITE 🍌💊 christmas 😩🧑‍🎄 if you don’t get 1⃣0⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪚ROCK HARD🪚👅 coal 😵‍💫

    ‌ATTENTION, CITIZEN‌ ‌譊告Uh oh! You’ve made an oopsie, citizen!

      Origin

      This is part of the China/CCP copypasta specifically the ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN‘ type that often spread as a mockery of the Chinese social credit system.

      ‌ATTENTION, CITIZEN‌

‌譊告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!譊告‌

⚠垂民请泚意‌ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () æ‚šçš„ Internet 浏览噚历史记圕和掻劚匕起了我们的泚意。 因歀悚的䞪人资料䞭的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 䞪瀟䌚积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 䞍芁再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民䟛应郚重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 劂果悚毫䞍犹豫曎倚的瀟䌚信甚将从悚的䞪人资料䞭打折从而富臎口粮䟛应减少。 悚还将被送到新疆绎吟尔自治区的再教育营。 䞺党争光! Glory to the PRC!

‌ -1000 Social Credits, Bad work peasant! You have disrespected our great leader Xi Jinping公蜉急序土 and talked about the Tiannamen Square, off to you to the re-education camp! Remember to use the promo code "BEIJING" at your checkout to recieve a free food resource for your family a day. Good bye citizen and glory to the CCP!‌

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝䜠奜运‌

      Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭

        listen here lil bud❌💀🔥‌‌i will put you on my 𓀐 ð“‚ž list if you yap allat 1 more time‌🔥💀🙏 i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever🀞🀞💀🔥❌ 
        Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games dawg
        I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏟🙏🏟I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👟
        ngl id smack df outta you son 😭☝🪊 i dont play that typa shi💯 never let it happen again..🪊🐍😭if I catch you in these streets it’s OVER
        BLUD is tough talking on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🊖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else im going WILD 
        Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰😭
        You think your safe commenting this‌⁉🙅‍♂Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‌
        What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gang💀👆 if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you son❌💀😭🙏💯
        I will do some malicious gestures to your Buttocks small gentleman. If I dare see your profile in the comment section ever again your demise will come
        BLUD is tough talking on TIKTOK😭💯💯💀 if you ever see me in the STREETS🊖🪬 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEECKS or else im going WILD
        I shall spread thy cheeks little boy, It would not be splendid to see you in my comment chamber ever again 🀑🀑🀑🀑😡😀👟
        Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on TikTok 🀓. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual 🐺💯
        Thy insinuates that he is menacing communicating on tiktok. 🀓 If you glance at me on the roads, observe cautiously, as I am a terrifying individual.
        u thought u was safe commenting this on tiktok lil bro 😭😭🀊‍♂🀊‍♂better pray u ain't catching me on these streets dawg 💯💯🙏🙏
        lil bro thinks he's on the game dawg😭😭🔥🔥💯💯 you better watch out on the streets cause you know I ain’t playin these games🀊‍♂🀊‍♂💯
        You puny earthling 👜🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛞
        BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🊖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏜🙏🏜 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣🗣😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👟 😭😭🀊🏜‍♂🀊🏜‍♂ betta pray you aint catchin me on these streets dawg 🙏🙏💯💯💯 you finna regret it talkin crazyy stuff like dat look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈
        if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌜 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‌I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🀑🊟🙏🏜 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎀👩‍🎀🗣🀑 Don’t ever disrespect me cuh on my dead homies 🙏🏌🕊I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰😭 dawg you think your safe commenting this‌⁉🙅‍♂Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‌ Betta hope u not talkin to my homie like dat young slime🙅‍♂🙅‍♂💀 Ill play with your asshole hairs like a banjo if you keep talkin crazy😭🀊🏜‍♂🪕🪕
        I will buckle your cheeks lil bro😭🙏 this lil bro thinks he on the game dawg😭🔥 dont let me catch you in my comments again or its OVER for you👟😭🊅
        Listen here fella🫵 we do not MESS with this online writing section🙅❌ Better gorilla glue those cheeks or else ima feel DEVIOUS👟💯💯
        BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🊖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏜🙏🏜 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣🗣😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👟look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌜 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‌
        you’re a chipper young lad😭🌜 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵 You think your safe commenting this‌⁉🙅‍♂Better keep your Ass Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‌ I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s gon be OVER for you 👟 i will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰🙏don’t ever let me catch you commenting again lil bro😭💯🔥🊡🫃🫃 i am ℝ𝔌𝕂𝕋ANGULAR😂😂👌🅱🅱😂👌😂😂👌🅱🅱 GIMME 😋 GIMME 😛 GIMME 😝 GIMME 😜 GIMME 🀪 GIMME 🀑 𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕄𝕄𝕐 🀀 On my way! On my way! On my way! On my way! look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall be I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🀑🊟🙏 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎀👩‍🎀🗣🀑
        :😯bro I will tickle your pickle for a nickel🀑 🊗 I better not catch you again ight?😂😂😂keep them cheeks tight🗣💯💯💯💯
        I Ꭱɪʟʟ ꜱᎡɪɎɢ ᎍʏ ʙᎀʟʟꜱ ᎀᎄʀᎏꜱꜱ ʏᎏ ꜰᎀᎄᎇ ʟɪᎋᎇ ᮀ ɢʀᎀɎᎅꜰᎀ᎛ʜᎇʀ ᎄʟᎏᎄᎋ 🕰🙏🏻 ᮅᮏɮ'ᮛ ᎇᎠᎇʀ ʟᎇ᎛ ᮍᮇ ᎄᎀ᎛ᎄʜ ᮜ ᮄᮏᮍᮍenting ᎀɢᎀɪɎ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᎏ😭💯🔥
        Buddy, you’ve made a big mistake‌because when I show up🚘😶‍🌫at your door🚪 spread your butt cheeks😈and get on the floor👇 cuz ur done for 😭🙏
        shall stretch thy gluteus Maximus skin flaps scallywag😭🙏🏟🙏🏟 you for the best shall not ever get caught in my talkive section👟
        You shall not get into my talkive section ever again😭🀫☝🏻cuz if i catch u one more time there will be a gigantic pickle rick 🗣🗣✅up in yo diddle click😑🫠🀫🀔
        😬Sleep with one eye open lil buddy👜👜 be aware of these balls swinging on your face when you wake up 😭🙏😹😹😭🙏🙏🀭🀭
        if you say help one more time I will go ham on those cheeks 😭😭🙏🔥🔥 they'll grow lips and start screaming help 💯
        You naughty little boy🎅🙏Keep misbehaving and your gonna take a ride on Santa's lap🎅🛷
        Are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over with us..💔

        IS THAT A STELLARIS REFERENCE???

          ‌‌HOLY FUCKING SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING STELLARIS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 STELLARIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PARADOX GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BUBBLES IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 ALISN SCUM ALIEN SCUM ALIEN ALIEN SCUM ALIEN SCUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE 🀬😡🀬😡🀬😡🀬🀬😡🀬🀬😡EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 They voted to kick me out of the Federation? I AM THE FEDERATION *Leaves Federation and Declares War*❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SAVE THE TIYANKI SAVE THE TIYANKI So Long...‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌😂🀣😂🀣😂🀣😂😂 PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN?  😂🀣🀣🀣😂😂Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? 🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Militarism and Materialist best ethics for Stellaris r/Stellarisr/unexpectedStellaris r/ExpectedStellaris perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanosfor balance r/DSRfunny

          Pearl Harbor Day

            It’s December 7th so Make 🖕 sure 💯 you 👈 don’t 🚫🚫 get 🉐 ‌SURPRISE 😱 ATTACKED‌ 💢 by 🍂 his ♿ D🍆 🍌 this 🌊Pearl 🍃 Harbor Day! 😰😰😰 He’s 👀🏃👚 gonna 🗣 be 👎 the only 😔 thing 🐵 GOING 🏃 DOWN⬇⬇ 👈🍑 tonight! 😩🥎 Let’s 👪 see 😳 if he 🚩 can 💊 find 🚪🔍 the 🐚PEARL 🔮 in 😭 your 👉 harbor🚢. Share ♥ this with 🔟 fellow 👯 women-at-arms 💪 fighting 👍🏟 🔫to defend their 😗 rights 👌 to life👶, 💓 liberty🔔, 🗜 and pursuit of that ➡ dick🍌. 🍆 If you 👈 get 🙌🏌 5⃣ 🍆 back, 💪🏌 you’ll 💙 be 🀰 getting 🉐 your 🇺🇞👈😀 fill 💉 of SEA-MEN. If you 🌟 get 🉐 none 🙅🏻‍♀ back ⬅👹👹👹👹 0⃣🚫, 0⃣ sorry 😳 hoe 👌🏌👌 but 🍑😫 your 🌉 U.S.S. Arizona 🚀 is gonna 🛠➡👀😢 sink 😵😰💉 😩🙅
            🔥🇺🇞 **HISTORY ALERT!** 🇺🇞🔥

On ☃ that 🥰😇✚ **SUNNY** ☀ **Sunday** 📅 **morning** 🗿 of December 7, 😝😎 1941, Messman **Doris Miller** was on 🔛 **🍳 breakfast** 🥣🍞 **duty** aboard the **USS West ⬅ Virginia** in ⛵⛵⚓ **Pearl 🍃 Harbor**, Hawaii! 🍳☕ Suddenly, 🎆 **BAM!** 💥 Nine **🕀 Japanese 🎎 torpedoes** hit 👊😡 the **🚢 ship**, 🔱 **chaos** 🌋 ensued! 😱

In 👉 the **middle** 🀬 of the **madness**, **Miller**, a **Black ⬛ man** 👚‍🎓 assigned to **serve** 💁 **white 🏻💌 officers**, **stepped up** 🚘 **BIG 🔥 time!** 👰 🙌 **He 🥵 helped move 🔛 the ship's wounded captain**, 🧑‍✈ **fired 🔥 an anti-aircraft gun** 🔫 **despite** 🙅 **zero** 👰👰 **training**, 🚋 and **rescued injured sailors.** 💪🚢

**That ⬇ night**, 🌌 the **U.S.** 📈😜 **declared war** 🀬🔫⚔ **on** 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛 **Japan,** 🇯🇵 **kicking** 👞 **off** 📎 **a crazy** 🀪 **global** 🌎 **showdown!** **Japan,** 🗟 **Italy,** 🇮🇹 **and Germany** 🍺 **formed a "steel pact"** (whatever 😈 **that** 💕 **is)** **against** 🚫 **the** **U.S.** 🇺🇞 🀚 **Mussolini** **and** **Hitler** **believed** 🙏🙌 **Americans** 🇺🇞 **were** 👇🍑 **corrupted 😥 by** 😈😈 **Jews** **and** **Black ⚫ Americans.** 🇺🇞 😒

**Fast 🏃 forward ⏩ to THOT-O-WEEN,** **Mussolini's** **fascism** 💀💀💀 **ideology** 💯🚫 **is on** 🔛🔌 **the scene.** 🎬 **Forget** 🧠 **socialism,** 🚫 **he's** ✅ **all** 👥👚 **about** 💊 **ruthless leaders, suppressing opposition, 🙅‍♀ and elevating a dictator. 😈 Hitler joins the party, 🥳 thinking 🀔 fascism 💀💀💀 will 😜⚜ destroy 💥☄ democracy!** 📈 🎉

**But** 🏟 **guess** 👉👈 **what?** 😉 **Democracy** 📈 **fights** 🎺🀌😡 **back!** 🚮🀚 🇺🇞 **World** 🌎 **War** 😵 **II** 😊👍 **becomes a battle** 👷‍♂🔪🔫👷‍♀ **between** 👄 **democracy** 📈 **and** **fascism.** 💀💀💀 **FDR, the man** 👚‍🚀 **in** 👏👏 **charge,** 💲 **hammers home** 👚‍👚‍👊‍👊👪 **that 😳 it's about** 💊 **the survival** 🍖 **of democracy.** 📈 💬

**16** 💩 **million** 💰 **Americans** 🇺🇞 **serve** 💁 **in** 👇🅿 **the war,** 😱🔫 **embracing democracy's call** 📞 **for 😏👚 equality.** ✊🌈 **African Americans, 🇺🇞 Latinos, Jews, Native 👚🏻 Americans** 🇺🇞 **— all** 🍆🎀 **in** 👀 **the mix!** 🥄 🌍 **Democracy** 🗜🇺🇞🏈 **triumph

s,** **the Allies win,** 🏆🏅 **and it seems** 👀 **like 😄 democracy 📈 will 👏💰 rule 🚷 the world.** 💀💀💀 🏆

**Post-WWII,** **America** ⛵ **aims for** 😏😏😏👅 **a more** 👏💊 **inclusive society.** 👥 **But,** 😳 **uh-oh,** 😐 **some 💵 folks** 👥 **resist equality.** ✊🌈 **Fearmongering leaders chip** 🍟 **away** 🔜💚 **at laws** 🚚 **protecting equality.** ✊🌈 🚫 **Now,** 👩‍🊳 **democracy** 🗜🇺🇞🏈 **faces 😃😍 another 4⃣ attack by 😺 those 🐥🐥 who 👀 think 💭 some 👆 are better 👍 than 👉 others.** 🏌 😚

**The once-grand Republican** 👯🙏🏻💯 **Party** 🎊 **falls to the right ☝🏜 wing,** 🍗 **led** 👉👌💊 **by 4⃣ Trump 🍊🧍 and crew.** 🙏🏌💞 **Their** 🍆 **plan?** 📝🀔 **Replace** 😰😞 **civil service,** 🐕‍🊺 **weaponize justice** 👚‍⚖ **and military,** 👚🏌‍✈ **target** 🎯🎯🎯 **immigrants,** **ban 😀🚫🙅‍♂ Muslims,** **silence** 😶 **LGBTQ+,** 👩‍👩‍👊 **prosecute journalists,** **end 🔚 abortion,** 👌🏌 **and set** 📺 **up ☝ an autocracy.** 🀯

🗳 **Will** 👫🎬 **we** 👉💰 **let 🙆 American 🇺🇞 democracy 📈 crumble?** 🇺🇞 **Doris Miller wouldn't 😩 stand 💚 for 👧🍀 it!** **He** 📷 **fought for 👷 human 👀 equality,** ✊🌈 **even 🌖🌕 though 🥰💖✚ American 🗜 democracy 📈 had 👞 its flaws. He** 👥 **laid 😂 down 👇 his 🐍 life 😀 for 👏🍆 the cause.** 💋 🌟

**Despite 🚫 doomsayers,** **American 🇺🇞🊅 democracy 📈 lives** 👀👈💓 **on.** 📷 **Our** 💰👶 **system** 📷 **gives** 😚 **us 🇺🇞 heroes like 🩞 Doris Miller, and better 🎰 yet, 👇👀 it MAKES 🌜💘 us 👚 heroes like 💖 him.** 👎 💙👊 **Democracy** 📈 **might 📷 face** 🙈 **challenges,** **but 😜 it's up ✹ to us 👬🏻 to defend it.** 🗜✊

**#DemocracyDefenders✊ #DorisMillerSpirit🌈**

            oh we’re in a relationship?? 😻❀💏you’re my boyfriend??

              oh we’re in a relationship?? 😻❀💏you’re my boyfriend?? 😻❀🀚🀔that’s interesting 🀚🀔🧐🀔i don’t see the teddy bear 🧞🎀you won🏆🥳 for me at the state fair🎪🎠🎡 anywhere.. 🔎👀 . oh you HAVEN’T 🚫done that yet 🀡ok ok🀡🀚🀚🀚