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IS THAT A STELLARIS REFERENCE???

    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING STELLARIS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 STELLARIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PARADOX GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BUBBLES IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 ALISN SCUM ALIEN SCUM ALIEN ALIEN SCUM ALIEN SCUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 They voted to kick me out of the Federation? I AM THE FEDERATION *Leaves Federation and Declares War*❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SAVE THE TIYANKI SAVE THE TIYANKI So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN?  😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? 🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Militarism and Materialist best ethics for Stellaris r/Stellarisr/unexpectedStellaris r/ExpectedStellaris perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanosfor balance r/DSRfunny

    Pearl Harbor Day

      It’s December 7th so Make 🖕 sure 💯 you 👈 don’t 🚫🚫 get 🉐 ‼️SURPRISE 😱 ATTACKED‼️ 💢 by 🍂 his ♿ D🍆 🍼 this 🌊Pearl 🍃 Harbor Day! 😰😰😰 He’s 👀🏃👨 gonna 🗣️ be 👎 the only 😔 thing 🐵 GOING 🏃 DOWN⬇️⬇️ 👈🍑 tonight! 😩🥴 Let’s 👪 see 😳 if he 🚩 can 💦 find 🚪🔍 the 🐚PEARL 🔮 in 😭 your 👉 harbor🚢. Share ♥️ this with 🔟 fellow 👯 women-at-arms 💪 fighting 👍🏾 🔫to defend their 😗 rights 👌 to life👶, 💓 liberty🔔, 🗽 and pursuit of that ➡️ dick🍌. 🍆 If you 👈 get 🙌🏼 5️⃣ 🍆 back, 💪🏼 you’ll 💙 be 🤰 getting 🉐 your 🇺🇸👈😀 fill 💉 of SEA-MEN. If you 🌟 get 🉐 none 🙅🏻‍♀️ back ⬅️👹👹👹👹 0️⃣🚫, 0⃣ sorry 😳 hoe 👌🏼👌 but 🍑😫 your 🌉 U.S.S. Arizona 🚤 is gonna 🛠️➡️👤😢 sink 😵😰💉 😩🙅
      🔥🇺🇸 **HISTORY ALERT!** 🇺🇸🔥

On ☃️ that 🥰😇✨ **SUNNY** ☀️ **Sunday** 📅 **morning** 🗿 of December 7, 😝😎 1941, Messman **Doris Miller** was on 🔛 **🍳 breakfast** 🥣🍞 **duty** aboard the **USS West ⬅ Virginia** in ⛵⛵⚓ **Pearl 🍃 Harbor**, Hawaii! 🍳☕️ Suddenly, 🎆 **BAM!** 💥 Nine **🕤 Japanese 🎴 torpedoes** hit 👊😡 the **🚢 ship**, 🔱 **chaos** 🌋 ensued! 😱

In 👉 the **middle** 🤬 of the **madness**, **Miller**, a **Black ⬛ man** 👨‍🎓 assigned to **serve** 💁 **white 🏻💼 officers**, **stepped up** 🚘 **BIG 🔥 time!** 👰 🙌 **He 🥵 helped move 🔛 the ship's wounded captain**, 🧑‍✈️ **fired 🔥 an anti-aircraft gun** 🔫 **despite** 🙅 **zero** 👰👰 **training**, 🚋 and **rescued injured sailors.** 💪🚢

**That ⬇️ night**, 🌌 the **U.S.** 📈😜 **declared war** 🤬🔫⚔️ **on** 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛 **Japan,** 🇯🇵 **kicking** 👞 **off** 📴 **a crazy** 🤪 **global** 🌎 **showdown!** **Japan,** 🗾 **Italy,** 🇮🇹 **and Germany** 🍺 **formed a "steel pact"** (whatever 😈 **that** 💕 **is)** **against** 🚫 **the** **U.S.** 🇺🇸 🤨 **Mussolini** **and** **Hitler** **believed** 🙏🙌 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **were** 👇🍑 **corrupted 😥 by** 😈😈 **Jews** **and** **Black ⚫ Americans.** 🇺🇸 😒

**Fast 🏃 forward ⏩ to THOT-O-WEEN,** **Mussolini's** **fascism** 💀💀💀 **ideology** 💯🚫 **is on** 🔛🔼 **the scene.** 🎬 **Forget** 🧠 **socialism,** 🚫 **he's** ✅ **all** 👥👨 **about** 💦 **ruthless leaders, suppressing opposition, 🙅‍♀️ and elevating a dictator. 😈 Hitler joins the party, 🥳 thinking 🤔 fascism 💀💀💀 will 😜⚽ destroy 💥☄️ democracy!** 📈 🎉

**But** 🏾 **guess** 👉👈 **what?** 😉 **Democracy** 📈 **fights** 🎺🤼😡 **back!** 🚮🤚 🇺🇸 **World** 🌎 **War** 😵 **II** 😊👍 **becomes a battle** 👷‍♂️🔪🔫👷‍♀️ **between** 👄 **democracy** 📈 **and** **fascism.** 💀💀💀 **FDR, the man** 👨‍🚀 **in** 👏👏 **charge,** 💲 **hammers home** 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👪 **that 😳 it's about** 💦 **the survival** 🍖 **of democracy.** 📈 💬

**16** 💩 **million** 💰 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **serve** 💁 **in** 👇🅿️ **the war,** 😱🔫 **embracing democracy's call** 📞 **for 😏👨 equality.** ✊🌈 **African Americans, 🇺🇸 Latinos, Jews, Native 👨🏻 Americans** 🇺🇸 **— all** 🍆🎤 **in** 👤 **the mix!** 🥄 🌍 **Democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **triumph

s,** **the Allies win,** 🏆🏅 **and it seems** 👀 **like 😄 democracy 📈 will 👏💰 rule 🚷 the world.** 💀💀💀 🏆

**Post-WWII,** **America** ⛵ **aims for** 😏😏😏👅 **a more** 👏💦 **inclusive society.** 👥 **But,** 😳 **uh-oh,** 😐 **some 💵 folks** 👥 **resist equality.** ✊🌈 **Fearmongering leaders chip** 🍟 **away** 🔜💨 **at laws** 🚨 **protecting equality.** ✊🌈 🚫 **Now,** 👩‍🦳 **democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **faces 😃😍 another 4️⃣ attack by 😺 those 🐥🐥 who 👀 think 💭 some 👆 are better 👍 than 👉 others.** 🏼 😨

**The once-grand Republican** 👯🙏🏻💯 **Party** 🎊 **falls to the right ☝🏽 wing,** 🍗 **led** 👉👌💦 **by 4️⃣ Trump 🍊🧍 and crew.** 🙏🏼💸 **Their** 🍆 **plan?** 📝🤔 **Replace** 😰😞 **civil service,** 🐕‍🦺 **weaponize justice** 👨‍⚖ **and military,** 👨🏼‍✈️ **target** 🎯🎯🎯 **immigrants,** **ban 😤🚫🙅‍♂️ Muslims,** **silence** 😶 **LGBTQ+,** 👩‍👩‍👦 **prosecute journalists,** **end 🔚 abortion,** 👼🏼 **and set** 📺 **up ☝️ an autocracy.** 🤯

🗳️ **Will** 👫🎬 **we** 👉💰 **let 🙆 American 🇺🇸 democracy 📈 crumble?** 🇺🇸 **Doris Miller wouldn't 😩 stand 💨 for 👧🍀 it!** **He** 📷 **fought for 👷 human 👤 equality,** ✊🌈 **even 🌖🌕 though 🥰💖✨ American 🗽 democracy 📈 had 👞 its flaws. He** 👥 **laid 😂 down 👇 his 🐍 life 😀 for 👏🍆 the cause.** 💋 🌟

**Despite 🚫 doomsayers,** **American 🇺🇸🦅 democracy 📈 lives** 👤👈💓 **on.** 📷 **Our** 💰👶 **system** 📷 **gives** 😚 **us 🇺🇸 heroes like 🩸 Doris Miller, and better 🎰 yet, 👇👀 it MAKES 🌽💘 us 👨 heroes like 💖 him.** 👴 💙👊 **Democracy** 📈 **might 📷 face** 🙈 **challenges,** **but 😜 it's up ✨ to us 👬🏻 to defend it.** 🗽✊

**#DemocracyDefenders✊ #DorisMillerSpirit🌈**

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        oh we’re in a relationship?? 😻❤️💏you’re my boyfriend?? 😻❤️🤨🤔that’s interesting 🤨🤔🧐🤔i don’t see the teddy bear 🧸🎀you won🏆🥳 for me at the state fair🎪🎠🎡 anywhere.. 🔎👀…. oh you HAVEN’T 🚫done that yet 🤡ok ok🤡🤨🤨🤨

        I couldn’t even Jingle to this😂🎄

          I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂
          Couldn't even Jingle to this 😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂

          12 Days of Thotmas

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            BE 👏 NOT 👏 AFRAID 👏 BITCH 👏👼🏼: On the 🥈nd Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            I 👏 BRING 👏 YOU 👏 GOOD 👏 TIDINGS 👏 OF 👏 GREAT 👏 DICK 👼🏼: On the 🥉rd Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            DICK 👏 THE 👏 HALLS 👏 BITCH 🎄🎀: On the ⓸th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            GO 👏 TELL 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 MOUNTAIN 🏔🏔🏔: On the 𝟝th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            JINGLE 👏 THOSE 👏 BALLS 👏 BITCH 🔔🔔: On the ❻th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
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            JOY 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 GURLS 👏 THE 👏 BOIS 👏 HAVE 👏 CUM 👏 🌟: On the 𝟿th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
            YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

            George Santos EXPELLED

              📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO! 💅👠 They think 👑Kitara💃🏻 is just a 👦🏽latin👨🏽boy🫳🏽 in a ✨dress👗 👋 so NO 🚫more🙅 stealing campaign 💸funds💰 for our 💉HOLEtoxed💉baddie! ✌️😶 She joined 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of SEXY 🫦🍆 DISGRACED👅😏 politicians🇺🇸🧑‍💼 consigned⚖️ to that 🍆👀 ignominious👄 fate🫨💀💦
🌈Pop the 🍾 POPPERS👃and 💦loosen🍆 those 🍑HOLES🕳️🫦 cause this 📖story AINT over🙅 Our 💃🏻girl💄 was 🕵️‍♂️🔍 inDICKted🚨👮‍♂️ on 2️⃣3️⃣ federal charges🫦👩‍⚖️ Let’s hope they allow 📱💦OnlyFans✊🍆 and 🛍️Sephora💋palettes💄 where she’s going⛓️⚖️ 🫳Drop🫧 that 🧼soap🚿show🐒 your 🍑bussy🕳️ and make😏👅 some🥵🍆friends 💦🥜 bitch🍑👄🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈 Our 📢BIG‼️FAT 😵 liar 🤥 DADDY⛓️😍 delivered🚚📦 for the 👯‍♀️girls✨ 🕵️‍♂️🇧🇷 Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 our 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ queen💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵🔫🗣️Spread 👐 this like ❤️🦠GONORRHEA😷🕳️ at 🔥🌈Fire🌈 Island🍆💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜 Get 🔟 back and 💃🏻👑Kitara💦👩🏻‍🦱 might 🌊 SLIP 🕳️ right out 😉 of this 💦👄STICKY🥜💦 situation🤪 like she 🙅avoided 🕵️‍♂️prosecution👨‍⚖️ in 🏛️🚫 Brazil 🇧🇷 Get 5️⃣ back and George will 👹visit🫂 you 🕔tonight🌚🔮🌙 and deposit🎁 his ⚡️🙈stolen🫦🥵 donations🍆💦 into your 🍑bussy🕳️🥰 but get 0️⃣ back🔙 and 👉 your 🦋🫃🏾mom💦🤱 will ☠️🪦die🥰🦴🩸 as many 💯 times 😵as 💃🏻👑his🍑 has🤔😳😭
              📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO!
🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈🕵️‍♂️Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 this 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ hoe 💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜
              Rep. George 😘 Santos (R-N.Y.)🗽 defiantly 🤬 said 💬👱 Thursday that 🍆 he’ll 😈 continue ⬆️ FUCKING 👌👉 and fighting 😤🍩💪💪🥊💥 to keep 👌 himself 😎 from 💰 being 😑😑 only 😤 the sixth 🕕 member 🎫🍆 ever 🖖 to be ❌ expelled from 🔙👉👊 the House 🏘 of Representatives 😂. Santos ‼️ was the subject 💕 of a damning 🫣😱 Ethics CUMittee 💦 report 📄 and has 🤔👉 been 💴🥜 charged 🔌 with 23 👔 felonies. Big 📢❗ fat 😵 liar 🤥 Daddy 😘😍 George 😘 needs 🤲 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 a vote 🔝 Friday 🎅🏿 or he’ll 🔥🥵 be 🥜 expelled from 👩 CUMgress 🏛️ and join 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of sexy 💦😩🍆 disgraced U.S. 🇺🇸 politicians consigned to that 🍆👀 ignominious fate 💀
              expelled from congress 😣😔😖 but never from this BUSSY 🤝😇🥵 send this to 5 👋🏻 of ur SLUTTIEST CONGRESSMEN 👔👨🏻‍💼 or sashay 💃🏼to MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S HELL HOLE 🥹😇🥵😈👺👹forever 😘