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Solar Eclipse

    ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“žCalling ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฒall ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒฅโœจsky-thots ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฆ and astronymphiesโ™ˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ: it's the eclipse! ๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•Shake ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป e-hips ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป for ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งDaddy ๐ŸŒšMoon ๐Ÿ’ฏbc he's ๐Ÿ”œgetting๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ” of ๐ŸŒMr. Sun ๐ŸŒand he wants ๐Ÿ’you ๐Ÿ’to ๐Ÿ‘€ watch โŒš๏ธ. Don't โŒ๐Ÿšซ look ๐Ÿ‘€awayโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ, it's been 7๏ธโƒฃ years for ๐ŸŒš Daddy Moon ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜ฉand ๐Ÿ˜ฉhe's๐Ÿ’ฆ not ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป going ๐Ÿ’ฆto ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป last ๐Ÿ’ฆ long ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป. Look ๐Ÿ†™ and goโžก๏ธdown โฌ‡๏ธ for ๐ŸŒœkinky๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โœˆ๏ธDaddy ๐ŸŒšMoon ๐ŸŒš and ๐Ÿ‘€watch ๐Ÿ‘€him totally ๐Ÿ’ฏcover๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐ŸŒžMr. Sun ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
    ๐Ÿ“žListen๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป you ๐Ÿ’ซcosmicโ™‹๏ธ, crescent๐ŸŒ™ CUNTS๐Ÿ’ and ๐Ÿ‘™slutty, ๐Ÿค‘SKANKY ๐Ÿชฉ๐ŸŒŸSTARGLAZERS:โœจ today๐Ÿ“… is the ๐Ÿ’ฏGreat ๐Ÿ’˜NorTHROBBING๐Ÿ˜ฉ AmeriCUM๐Ÿ’ง SOL๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธR๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ›ECLIPSEโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ Thatโ€™s right๐Ÿšจ, ๐ŸŒšDADDY MOON๐ŸŒš is ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธRUBBING๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿป๐Ÿซฆ his ๐Ÿ‘ฃvoluptuous๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ ASS ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปRIGHT UP๐ŸงŽ against his ๐ŸŒSTEP SUN๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, and he ๐ŸŒšwants you๐Ÿ’‹ to ๐Ÿ‘€WATCHโ€ผ๏ธ The path๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฏ of the ๐ŸŒ“eclipse๐ŸŒ› is โ™จ๏ธLONG๐Ÿชˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ and โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅHARD๐Ÿ˜ฑ, and ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸปDaddy Moon๐ŸŒ’ is DRAGGING his ๐Ÿ–คshadowy๐Ÿ–ค COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‰ across๐ŸŒ” the faces๐Ÿคคโ˜„๏ธ of many cities๐ŸŒƒโ€ฆ from ๐Ÿ˜‰DuranGOO๐Ÿฅ›, Mexico๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ, to ๐Ÿ˜Fort GIRTH๐ŸŒญ, Texas๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€ฆ from ๐Ÿ˜ณCLEVAGE๐Ÿ’, Ohio, to ๐ŸฅตBUTTSWALLOW๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…, New Yorkโ€ฆ from ๐ŸคซVIAGARA Falls๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŒŠ to ๐ŸฅดBONERvista๐Ÿช„, Canada๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, and ๐Ÿซกbeyondโ—๏ธ Butt๐Ÿฉ with eclipse ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ผglASSES๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘“ the ๐ŸฅฅHOLE๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ CUNTinent๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ gets to๐ŸŒš be ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ›MOONEDโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธ As the ๐ŸŒ…Sun gets ๐ŸŒค๏ธ๐ŸŽฃCOCKBLOCKED๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ these ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•FULL MOONS๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘… are ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ‹CUMMIN OUT๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฅโ•Be sure๐ŸŒ˜ to ๐Ÿ”ญLOOK ๐Ÿ†™โซ as you ๐ŸฆƒGOBBLE ๐Ÿง DOWN๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ on ๐ŸŒŒCELESTIAL๐Ÿ’„ CUNT๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿชโ€ผ๏ธ Open๐Ÿซถ your ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธCRATERS๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ wide for 2๏ธโƒฃ FAT๐Ÿ’— ROCKETSโ€™๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ›MOON PIES๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿซƒโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ Lick๐Ÿ˜ those ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธโ˜”๏ธDRIBBLING ๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰e-TIPS๐Ÿก clean๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป because itโ€™s ๐ŸŒ˜been 7๏ธโƒฃ years๐ŸŽ‘ for ๐Ÿ˜ˆD๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธDDY MOON๐ŸŒ– so heโ€™s not๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป gonna last longโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ โŒ›๏ธQUICKIES๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’จ ONLYโ€ผ๏ธโ• Send๐Ÿ“ฌ this to 7๏ธโƒฃ of your๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป most ๐ŸŒ™lunar, ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปlewd๐Ÿคญ, and ๐Ÿ˜˜lascivious ๐Ÿ˜ผLUSTBAGS๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅตโ•โ€ผ๏ธ Get all 7๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”™ or ๐ŸŒšDaddy Moon๐Ÿ‘บ wonโ€™t โ™พ๏ธEVERโ›”๏ธ ๐ŸซฃECLIPSE๐Ÿ™ˆ your ๐ŸšฐCRATERS โฐ๐Ÿคฏ AGAINโ•โ—๏ธ 
    โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”†ATTENTION ๐Ÿ’ฏ ALL ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ SKY SLUTS โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ”† You ๐Ÿ’ฏ know ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ what day ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ•‘ it ๐Ÿ† is! Itโ€™s ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒŸSEXY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ– Its ๐Ÿ”ฅ been 7๏ธโƒฃ โ—โœจ LONG HARD ๐Ÿ’ฆyears ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ“… since the ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒžSun and ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒšMoon ๐Ÿคชlinked ๐Ÿคชit ๐Ÿคชup to ๐Ÿ’ฆ lock ๐Ÿ”’ it ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฏ in, so get your beach chair ๐Ÿช‘and your ๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธISO 12312-2 rated glasses ๐Ÿ•ถ and get ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘‰ ready ๐Ÿ‘€ to โœŒโ™‚ watch โ™€๐Ÿ‘€ the ๐ŸŒ™MOON๐ŸŒ™ on TOP ๐Ÿ’ซof the ๐Ÿ˜œ SUN ๐Ÿ˜ฉ in ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ a ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ซStellar Sexy ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ”ž Show! ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽฅ At โฐโฐ2:06 ๐Ÿ‘๏ธEST โŒš the ๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŒ›MOON๐ŸŒœwill ๐Ÿ˜› start sliding ๐Ÿ her ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ธ LUNAR LABIA over ๐Ÿ” the โŒ›๐Ÿ”‘ SUNโ€™S ๐Ÿ˜ฉ HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ SOLAR RAYS๐ŸŒž. At โฐโฐ3:19 the ๐Ÿ’ฐ SUN โ˜€ will ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคค EXPLODE ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ in ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Epic ๐Ÿ’ฏ CLiMAX, ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆCOVERING the ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘moon ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒœ completely!! Send this ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘‰ to 5 ๐Ÿ† of ๐Ÿ˜ข your best๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€HORNY ๐Ÿ’• ASTROTHOTS or you get ๐Ÿ˜›๐ŸŒพ stuck๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ at 99% totality๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ!! 
    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธCALLING๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ALL โ€ผ๏ธSOLAR SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ Itโ€™s HOLE-LAR ECLIPSE DAY๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”œ DADDY MOON๐ŸŒš is getting๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ” of MR. SUN ๐ŸŒž & he wants YOU๐Ÿ˜ณ to WATCHโŒš๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ โ€ฆbut better RUSHโšก๏ธon over๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ โ€ฆ itโ€™s been 7๏ธโƒฃ YEARS ๐Ÿ“† for DADDY MOON๐ŸŒš and he WONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ last long๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œโ€ผ๏ธ So letโ€™s GET DOWNN๐Ÿ˜œโฌ๏ธ to the path of HOE-tality๐Ÿ‘ & watch DADDY MOON๐ŸŒš totally COVER๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Mr. SUN๐ŸŒž Just donโ€™t๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ look๐Ÿ‘€ DIRECTLY at those 2๏ธโƒฃ BIG๐Ÿ˜ฑ BALLS๐Ÿ’ in the skyโ˜๏ธโ€ฆ or else MR. SUN will FUCKK๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ UP your eyesโ€ผ๏ธ Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ LUNAR THOTTIES๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back ๐Ÿ“ฒ and youโ€™re a real SOLAR SLUT๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ“ฒ and youโ€™ll be seeing someoneโ€™s FULL MOON๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ tonight๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜โ€ผ๏ธ get NONE0๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ back ๐Ÿ“ฒ and ๐Ÿซต๐ŸปYOUโ€™RE๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Š not๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ getting TOP๐Ÿฅบ until 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ˜–โ€ผ๏ธ 
    โœจWHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS ๐Ÿ’ฏ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR โ˜€๏ธ ECLITS?? ๐ŸŒ’ AT 12:50 ๐Ÿ•˜ THE SUN ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ AND THE MOON ๐ŸŒš WILL BE TAG TEAMING ๐Ÿท๏ธ IN THE SKY ๐ŸŒŒ MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION ๐Ÿ˜Ž BC WE ABOUT TO โšซ๏ธ BLACK OUT ๐Ÿ˜œ LETS WITNESS THE ๐Ÿ’ซ COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœจ
    
    Send this ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‡to 24 LUNAtics๐ŸŒ› OR UR๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅDURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE ๐ŸŒ’โ€ผ๏ธ
    hey ASStronomists ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ itโ€™s the GREAT AMERICAN FUCKCLIPSE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ where the MOONS ASS ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ gets so PHAT ๐Ÿ‘ it blocks the entire SUN ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜ณ this is the LAST TIME โฐ๐Ÿ‘† until TWENTY TWENTY WHORE 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ so donโ€™t let the CESEXTIAL BODIES โญ๏ธ๐ŸŒ™ let their hard work ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ go to waste ๐Ÿ™… the NATIONAL AEROTHOTICS ๐Ÿ’จ AND SLUT ADMINISTRATION ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”ญ encourages you ๐Ÿซต to look out for ALIEN DICK ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ† during this CLOSE ENCOUNTER ๐Ÿ‘… so put on your SPECIAL GLASSES ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”Ž to see HOW MUCH ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘€ ET IS PACKING! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ™Š Send this ๐Ÿ“ซ to your 5๏ธโƒฃ THIRSTIEST STARGAZERS ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’ซ to make this ๐Ÿ™ the DIRTIEST ECLIPSE YET ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŒ‘ 
    PSA๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ do NOT ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…look ๐Ÿ‘€at the eclipse ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒUNLESS you've been building up your SUN IMMUNITY๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช ๐ŸŒžlike me by staring DIRECTLY ๐Ÿ‘†at the SUN ๐Ÿ’ฅfor a little bit EVERY DAY๐Ÿ“† 
    The ๐Ÿ‘ Moon ๐ŸŒ™ isn't so ๐Ÿ’ฏ great? ๐Ÿ‘ Are ๐Ÿ”ข you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ kidding ๐Ÿ‘ถ me? ๐Ÿ˜ญ When ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ last ๐Ÿ˜ time ๐Ÿ• you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ saw ๐Ÿ‘€ an ๐Ÿ‘น astronomical object with ๐Ÿ‘ such ๐Ÿ˜ณ an ๐Ÿ‘น ability ๐Ÿ‘‰ and ๐Ÿ‘ movement ๐Ÿ™Œ within the ๐Ÿ‘ celestial plane? The ๐Ÿ‘ Moon ๐ŸŒ™ puts ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ eclipse game ๐ŸŽฎ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ another ๐Ÿ”„ level, ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ will ๐Ÿ‘ be ๐Ÿ blessed ๐Ÿ™ if ๐Ÿ‘ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ever ๐Ÿ˜  see ๐Ÿ‘€ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ with ๐Ÿ‘ its ๐Ÿ™… skill and ๐Ÿ‘ passion ๐Ÿ˜† for ๐Ÿ† moving ๐Ÿšš in ๐Ÿ‘ front ๐Ÿ” of ๐Ÿ’ฆ things ๐Ÿ•‘ again. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ The ๐Ÿ‘ Sun ๐ŸŒž breaks ๐Ÿ˜ records. Earth ๐ŸŒŽ breaks ๐Ÿ˜ records. The ๐Ÿ‘ Moon ๐ŸŒ™ breaks ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ rules. ๐Ÿšท You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ your ๐Ÿ‘ statistics. I ๐Ÿ‘ prefer the ๐Ÿ‘ magic. ๐ŸŽฉ 
    โš ๐ŸšซAny kind of Glasses which do NOT block Infrared Radiation also over a wide Range below visible Light should NOT be used. โœ”Tested Filters and Glasses only. =(๐ŸŽ‡-๐ŸŽ‡)=^ โš NO๐Ÿšซ welding Glass, (Exception see below mentioned for Type #"14" Filter Grades which are safe according to NASA also) โš NO๐Ÿšซlowdensity wideband photometric Filters. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ”–๐Ÿ”† ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡ Solar viewing Glasses usually have an approval Marking and therefor have specially designed metallized Foils of very high Coating Density to block enough visible Light as well as almost 100%โ™จ Infrared Light (which would otherwise ๐Ÿ”ฅburn your eyes even with unapproved Glasses on). โš ๐ŸšซStandard Rescue Covering Foil is also NOT recommended (bc of low Density). โš ๐ŸšซNormal Sunglasses are also NOT thought for looking directly into the Sun. Now I wish a safe Eclipse Viewing
    So during the โ˜€๏ธsolar eclipse๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ’ me ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝand daddy๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆwere ๐Ÿ˜Žwatching๐Ÿ˜Ž and I kept rubbing my ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝprincess parts ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆagainst his leg and it turned ๐Ÿ†daddy's peepee๐Ÿ’ฆ on and he was ๐Ÿ˜กangry๐Ÿ˜ก that I used my ๐Ÿ˜ฝpuss puss๐Ÿ˜ป to seduce him during the eclipse๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒSo he swiftly ๐Ÿ’จkicked me ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝin the face ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธwith his steel toe boot๐Ÿ‘ข and said if I did it again I would get in real trouble๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑI did it again๐Ÿ˜ˆ just to see if he meant it and then๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ HE GOT REALLY ๐Ÿ˜กMAD๐Ÿ˜ก. He went inside and grabbed a roll of duct tape and taped my eyes ๐Ÿ‘€open. He then made me stare ๐Ÿ‘at the sun ๐ŸŒžfor 5 hours and by then my ๐Ÿณeyes ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅwere like crunchy ๐Ÿคlittle fried shrimp๐Ÿค. Now I'm blind ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Žbut I learned my โŒlesson โŒnever to rub my ๐Ÿ‘coochie ๐Ÿ‘against ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†daddy's poopie๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Later on ๐Ÿ’–daddy ๐Ÿ’–gave me his sweet ๐Ÿ’•cummies ๐Ÿ’•and I got to lick them off the ground, don't tell ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟdaddy ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟbut after I ๐Ÿ‘„lick๐Ÿ‘…them up I spit them into a jar I keep under my ๐Ÿ› so one day when we're ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฟmarried๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฝwe can bump ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘cooters on top of the ๐Ÿ’งpuddle๐Ÿ’ง