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Holy Week

    😘 HEY YOU 🫵 BIBLICAL BITCH 📜✝️ IT'S 😇HOLY WEEK 😇 SO SPREAD 😏😏 THE 🗣️GOSPEL OF COCK🍆🐓!! LET 😍 DADDY JESUS 🧔‍♀️ RIDE 😜🐎 INTO YOUR 🍑 HOLY CITY 🍑 AND 😛 CLEANSE YOUR 🙏 TEMPLE WITH CUM 💦💦💦!! GET ON YOUR 👇 KNEES 🦵🙏 AND SUCK 😯 THOSE 🍆 DICK-SCIPLES 🍆😉 TIL THEY 🥜 BUST 💥💦 ON YOUR CRUCI-FACE 🫠😌!!! JESUS SAID "TAKE 🤲, EAT 🍴🤤, THIS IS MY 🍑 BOOTY 😔🤪" SO BE SURE TO 👅 FEAST 😜 ON THAT 🤭 ASS 🍑 LIKE IT'S THE 🥵 LAST SUPPER 🔥🙌😇!! 💌 SEND 💌 THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR MOST 😌🔥 SACRED SLUTS 🍒💅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK 😬, THE ONLY 😛 HEAD YOU'LL GET WILL BE CROWNED 👑 WITH THORNS 🥀😯🫤😔!!! IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 😃, YOULL BE 👉👌 NAILED HARD 💥 AND 😏 LAID 😏 TO REST 😴😪!! IF YOU GET 🔟➕, 😁🔥 DADDY JESUS 🧔‍♀️ IS CUMMING 🍆💦 BACK FOR YOU 😜😍🔥😇✝️!!!
    HEY ALL U HOLY WHORES!! 🕳 😇👼!!! This week is 🎉🎉Easter 🥚 🪺 🙏!! You know what that means? 🤔 It’s time to HOP 🐇 over to Daddy Jesus hut 🛖so he can FUCK😫💦 u like a rabbit 🐇  before he feeds you that good dick 🍆 🍆 at the LAST SUPPER! 🍽 🍽 🍽 😙😛“This is my dick,🍆 which will be given up for you.”🔪 🍴 🔪 😮 😲 😋 😋 But Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed 🔨 cum Friday.😏 😮 😮 😉 😉 On Saturday, Jesus will GET LAID 🛌 ↔️under that ROCK HARD  tomb🪨 🪦 . Cum Easter Sunday, Daddy Jesus going to bust his rocks 🪨 so hard in his grave 🪦 💦 💦 , that he’ll be CUMMING 🥛🍆💦back from the dead💀 so he can fuck you again!! 🤪🤭🙏 After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️🙏!!!  💤 😴 Don’t forget to wear your sluttiest outfit 😮 😂 to show off that pair of EASTER EGGS 👚 👗 🥫🥫✊ 🎈. Time for Easter Brunch! 🥘 🍽  But first, Daddy Jesus wants a 3️⃣SUM with you and the EASTER BUNNY!!! 😩🍆🍑💦 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! Search in every HOLE,😘😩 CRACK, 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇: getting that 🏵🌸🌺PRETTY FLOWER BUD PUSSY 🪷 🍑🍣🌮 RODE BY Jesus on his camel 🐪 🐪 🐪 into the Easter sunset! ☀️ 🌅 🌅 Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! 🤢If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET 🧺. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN BOTH RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLES🕳 🕳 TONIGHT!!!!
    Are you ready 🙌 for a LOUD 💥📣😫 BANG 😼🍆💦 this TENEBRAE?? 🖤⚫️▪️ Christ ✝️ beCAME obedient 😈😜 for us 😩 unto death ☠️ so DADDY J 🥵🧔🏾‍♀️ will obey 🥺 all your SECRET 🤫 SINS 🫦 TONIGHT!! He opened 👅 not his mouth 💋🦶 but prepare 😰 to open your LEGS 😻🍒🦵Turn out the lights 🫣💡 and he will EXTINGUISH 🧯 his CANDLE 🕯️🦴 in your CHEEKS 🍑 and get his ROCKS 🪨🪨 SPLIT 🤤 Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your CLOSEST 🫶🤞 disciples 🧐🧑‍🏫 Get 0️⃣ back and Judas 👹 will BETRAY you 😧😔 with a FRENCH 🇫🇷 kiss 👄 Get 5️⃣ back and you will be turned BACKWARD 😳👀🍑 and put to confusion 😬😵‍💫 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back for an EARTH 🌎 SHAKING 🫨 ORGASM 🥵😩 that will BREAK open ⚡️the TOMBS 🪦💀 
    Holy 🙏 Week ❗ makes 💘 your 👌 hole 🤫 weak 🚫💪 the whole 🎡 week. ❗
    JESUS CHRIST ✝️✝️✝️ITS HOLE-Y 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳 THURSDAY. CANT WAIT TO GET NAILED🔨🔨 TOMORROW? 🌅🌅SHARE YOUR BODY 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞WITH 12 OF YOUR HUNGRIEST BROS TONIGHT. 👨🏻‍🦱🧑🏼‍🦱🧑🏽👨🏿CAN YOU GET A KISS💋 FROM ONE OF THEM???? THE WILDEST 😈😈😈OF NIGHTS 🍷🍷🍷WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING GODS NAME BY THE END OF IT.🪴🪴🪴🕛🕛🕛YOUR FRIENDS WILL ACT LIKE THEY DON’T REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID🐓🐓🐓 BUT YOU WILL 😈😈😈😈 HAPPY HOE-LY WEEK, IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT FRIDAY✝️✝️✝️✝️ 

    Easter Sunday copypasta