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Good Friday

    Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲 
    ⬇️this good 📆friday😇😜 im going to be extra BAD 😎 jesus ⛪️✝️aint the only one☝️getting nailed tonight😩🔨😍 send ➡️this to 🔟 of ur baddest 😎😏jesus 👼🏽hoes if you get 3️⃣back youre getting crucified tonight✝😘, if you get 5️⃣ back ur getting whipped today😩😝, if you get 🔟 back ur ass 🍑is CUMMIN BACK💦🍆😜on Easter Sunday 🐣💐🍭✝🍬