๐ฑ ๐Calling ๐ฑ ๐ฒall ๐ฏ๐ฅโจsky-thots ๐๐ฆ and astronymphiesโ๏ธ๐ฉ: it's the eclipse! ๐๐๐Shake ๐ your ๐๐ป e-hips ๐๐ป for ๐จโ๐งDaddy ๐Moon ๐ฏbc he's ๐getting๐๐ of ๐Mr. Sun ๐and he wants ๐you ๐to ๐ watch โ๏ธ. Don't โ๐ซ look ๐awayโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธ, it's been 7๏ธโฃ years for ๐ Daddy Moon ๐๐ฉand ๐ฉhe's๐ฆ not ๐๐ป going ๐ฆto ๐๐ป last ๐ฆ long ๐๐ป. Look ๐ and goโก๏ธdown โฌ๏ธ for ๐kinky๐๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธDaddy ๐Moon ๐ and ๐watch ๐him totally ๐ฏcover๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐Mr. Sun ๐๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ
๐Listen๐๐ป ๐๐๐ป you ๐ซcosmicโ๏ธ, crescent๐ CUNTS๐ and ๐slutty, ๐คSKANKY ๐ชฉ๐STARGLAZERS:โจ today๐
is the ๐ฏGreat ๐NorTHROBBING๐ฉ AmeriCUM๐ง SOL๐
ฐ๏ธR๐๐ECLIPSEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Thatโs right๐จ, ๐DADDY MOON๐ is ๐โโ๏ธRUBBING๐ฆต๐ป๐ซฆ his ๐ฃvoluptuous๐๐ ASS ๐๐ปRIGHT UP๐ง against his ๐STEP SUN๐๐จโ๐ฆ, and he ๐wants you๐ to ๐WATCHโผ๏ธ The path๐จโ๐ฆฏ of the ๐eclipse๐ is โจ๏ธLONG๐ช๐ฅ and โค๏ธโ๐ฅHARD๐ฑ, and ๐
๐ปDaddy Moon๐ is DRAGGING his ๐คshadowy๐ค COCK๐๐ across๐ the faces๐คคโ๏ธ of many cities๐โฆ from ๐DuranGOO๐ฅ, Mexico๐ฒ๐ฝ, to ๐Fort GIRTH๐ญ, Texas๐บ๐ธโฆ from ๐ณCLEVAGE๐, Ohio, to ๐ฅตBUTTSWALLOW๐๐
, New Yorkโฆ from ๐คซVIAGARA Falls๐๐ to ๐ฅดBONERvista๐ช, Canada๐จ๐ฆ, and ๐ซกbeyondโ๏ธ Butt๐ฉ with eclipse ๐ถ๏ธ๐ผglASSES๐
๐ the ๐ฅฅHOLE๐ณ๏ธ CUNTinent๐๐โโ๏ธ gets to๐ be ๐๐MOONEDโผ๏ธโ๏ธ As the ๐
Sun gets ๐ค๏ธ๐ฃCOCKBLOCKED๐ฅ๏ธ these ๐๐FULL MOONS๐๐
are ๐๐CUMMIN OUT๐๐ฆ๐ฅโBe sure๐ to ๐ญLOOK ๐โซ as you ๐ฆGOBBLE ๐ง DOWN๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ on ๐CELESTIAL๐ CUNT๐ฝ๏ธ๐ชโผ๏ธ Open๐ซถ your ๐ณ๏ธCRATERS๐ณ๏ธ wide for 2๏ธโฃ FAT๐ ROCKETSโ๐ ๐MOON PIES๐ฆ๐ฅฎ๐ซโ๏ธโ๏ธ Lick๐ those ๐ฌ๏ธโ๏ธDRIBBLING ๐ก๏ธ๐e-TIPS๐ก clean๐บ๐ป because itโs ๐been 7๏ธโฃ years๐ for ๐D๐
ฐ๏ธDDY MOON๐ so heโs not๐๐ป gonna last longโฆ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ โ๏ธQUICKIES๐ค ๐จ ONLYโผ๏ธโ Send๐ฌ this to 7๏ธโฃ of your๐๐ป most ๐lunar, ๐๐ป๐๐ปlewd๐คญ, and ๐lascivious ๐ผLUSTBAGS๐คค๐๐๐ฅตโโผ๏ธ Get all 7๏ธโฃ๐ or ๐Daddy Moon๐บ wonโt โพ๏ธEVERโ๏ธ ๐ซฃECLIPSE๐ your ๐ฐCRATERS โฐ๐คฏ AGAINโโ๏ธ
โผ๏ธ๐ATTENTION ๐ฏ ALL ๐ฏ๐ SKY SLUTS โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ You ๐ฏ know ๐ค๐ญ what day ๐๐ it ๐ is! Itโs ๐๐๐๐SEXY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY! ๐๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ Its ๐ฅ been 7๏ธโฃ โโจ LONG HARD ๐ฆyears ๐๐
since the ๐๐Sun and ๐๐Moon ๐คชlinked ๐คชit ๐คชup to ๐ฆ lock ๐ it ๐๐ฏ in, so get your beach chair ๐ชand your ๐ฉป๐ถ๏ธISO 12312-2 rated glasses ๐ถ and get ๐ฝ๐ ready ๐ to โโ watch โ๐ the ๐MOON๐ on TOP ๐ซof the ๐ SUN ๐ฉ in ๐๐ฆ a ๐ฆ๐ซStellar Sexy ๐ซ๐ Show! ๐๐ฅ At โฐโฐ2:06 ๐๏ธEST โ the ๐๐MOON๐will ๐ start sliding ๐ her ๐๐ธ LUNAR LABIA over ๐ the โ๐ SUNโS ๐ฉ HOT ๐ฅ SOLAR RAYS๐. At โฐโฐ3:19 the ๐ฐ SUN โ will ๐ค๐คค EXPLODE ๐ฅ๐ฅ in ๐ an ๐ฎ Epic ๐ฏ CLiMAX, ๐คค ๐ฆ๐ฆCOVERING the ๐๐moon ๐๐ completely!! Send this ๐ฏ๐ to 5 ๐ of ๐ข your best๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐HORNY ๐ ASTROTHOTS or you get ๐๐พ stuck๐ฉ๐ฉ at 99% totality๐ญ๐ญ!!
๐ฃ๏ธCALLING๐ฃ๏ธ ALL โผ๏ธSOLAR SLUTSโผ๏ธ Itโs HOLE-LAR ECLIPSE DAY๐ซ๐๐๐ฆโผ๏ธ ๐ DADDY MOON๐ is getting๐๐ of MR. SUN ๐ & he wants YOU๐ณ to WATCHโ๏ธโผ๏ธ โฆbut better RUSHโก๏ธon over๐โโ๏ธ๐จ โฆ itโs been 7๏ธโฃ YEARS ๐ for DADDY MOON๐ and he WONT๐
โโ๏ธ last long๐๐โผ๏ธ So letโs GET DOWNN๐โฌ๏ธ to the path of HOE-tality๐ & watch DADDY MOON๐ totally COVER๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Mr. SUN๐ Just donโt๐
โโ๏ธ look๐ DIRECTLY at those 2๏ธโฃ BIG๐ฑ BALLS๐ in the skyโ๏ธโฆ or else MR. SUN will FUCKK๐ซ๐๐ฆ UP your eyesโผ๏ธ Send this to ๐ LUNAR THOTTIES๐๐ Get ๐ back ๐ฒ and youโre a real SOLAR SLUT๐๐๐ฆ get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ฒ and youโll be seeing someoneโs FULL MOON๐๐ tonight๐๐โผ๏ธ get NONE0๏ธโฃ๐
โโ๏ธ back ๐ฒ and ๐ซต๐ปYOUโRE๐ซต๐ป๐ not๐
โโ๏ธ getting TOP๐ฅบ until 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ ๐ด๐ป๐๐โผ๏ธ
โจWHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS ๐ฏ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR โ๏ธ ECLITS?? ๐ AT 12:50 ๐ THE SUN ๐ ๐ฆ AND THE MOON ๐ WILL BE TAG TEAMING ๐ท๏ธ IN THE SKY ๐ MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION ๐ BC WE ABOUT TO โซ๏ธ BLACK OUT ๐ LETS WITNESS THE ๐ซ COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY ๐ฉโจ
Send this ๐๐to 24 LUNAtics๐ OR UR๐ช๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅDURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE ๐โผ๏ธ
hey ASStronomists ๐งโ๐๐ itโs the GREAT AMERICAN FUCKCLIPSE ๐บ๐ธ๐ซก๐ where the MOONS ASS ๐๐ gets so PHAT ๐ it blocks the entire SUN ๐๐ณ this is the LAST TIME โฐ๐ until TWENTY TWENTY WHORE 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ so donโt let the CESEXTIAL BODIES โญ๏ธ๐ let their hard work ๐ฉ๐ go to waste ๐
the NATIONAL AEROTHOTICS ๐จ AND SLUT ADMINISTRATION ๐ช๐ญ encourages you ๐ซต to look out for ALIEN DICK ๐ฝ๐ during this CLOSE ENCOUNTER ๐
so put on your SPECIAL GLASSES ๐ถ๏ธ๐ to see HOW MUCH ๐ ๐ ET IS PACKING! ๐คญ๐ Send this ๐ซ to your 5๏ธโฃ THIRSTIEST STARGAZERS ๐คค๐ซ to make this ๐ the DIRTIEST ECLIPSE YET ๐๐ง๐ฅณ๐
PSA๐จ๐จ๐จ do NOT ๐ซ๐
look ๐at the eclipse ๐๐UNLESS you've been building up your SUN IMMUNITY๐ช๐ช ๐like me by staring DIRECTLY ๐at the SUN ๐ฅfor a little bit EVERY DAY๐
The ๐ Moon ๐ isn't so ๐ฏ great? ๐ Are ๐ข you ๐ kidding ๐ถ me? ๐ญ When ๐ was ๐ the ๐ last ๐ time ๐ you ๐ saw ๐ an ๐น astronomical object with ๐ such ๐ณ an ๐น ability ๐ and ๐ movement ๐ within the ๐ celestial plane? The ๐ Moon ๐ puts ๐ the ๐ eclipse game ๐ฎ to ๐ฆ another ๐ level, ๐ฏ and ๐ we ๐ฅ will ๐ be ๐ blessed ๐ if ๐ we ๐ฅ ever ๐ see ๐ a ๐ planet ๐ with ๐ its ๐
skill and ๐ passion ๐ for ๐ moving ๐ in ๐ front ๐ of ๐ฆ things ๐ again. ๐ฌ The ๐ Sun ๐ breaks ๐ records. Earth ๐ breaks ๐ records. The ๐ Moon ๐ breaks ๐ the ๐ rules. ๐ท You ๐ can ๐ฆ keep ๐ your ๐ statistics. I ๐ prefer the ๐ magic. ๐ฉ
โ ๐ซAny kind of Glasses which do NOT block Infrared Radiation also over a wide Range below visible Light should NOT be used. โTested Filters and Glasses only. =(๐-๐)=^ โ NO๐ซ welding Glass, (Exception see below mentioned for Type #"14" Filter Grades which are safe according to NASA also) โ NO๐ซlowdensity wideband photometric Filters. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ Solar viewing Glasses usually have an approval Marking and therefor have specially designed metallized Foils of very high Coating Density to block enough visible Light as well as almost 100%โจ Infrared Light (which would otherwise ๐ฅburn your eyes even with unapproved Glasses on). โ ๐ซStandard Rescue Covering Foil is also NOT recommended (bc of low Density). โ ๐ซNormal Sunglasses are also NOT thought for looking directly into the Sun. Now I wish a safe Eclipse Viewing
So during the โ๏ธsolar eclipse๐๐ me ๐ธ๐ฝand daddy๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆwere ๐watching๐ and I kept rubbing my ๐ธ๐ฝprincess parts ๐๐ฆagainst his leg and it turned ๐daddy's peepee๐ฆ on and he was ๐กangry๐ก that I used my ๐ฝpuss puss๐ป to seduce him during the eclipse๐๐So he swiftly ๐จkicked me ๐
๐ฝin the face ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธwith his steel toe boot๐ข and said if I did it again I would get in real trouble๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑI did it again๐ just to see if he meant it and then๐จ๐ฐ HE GOT REALLY ๐กMAD๐ก. He went inside and grabbed a roll of duct tape and taped my eyes ๐open. He then made me stare ๐at the sun ๐for 5 hours and by then my ๐ณeyes ๐ฅ๐๐ฅwere like crunchy ๐คlittle fried shrimp๐ค. Now I'm blind ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐but I learned my โlesson โnever to rub my ๐coochie ๐against ๐๐daddy's poopie๐๐Later on ๐daddy ๐gave me his sweet ๐cummies ๐and I got to lick them off the ground, don't tell ๐คด๐ฟdaddy ๐คด๐ฟbut after I ๐lick๐
them up I spit them into a jar I keep under my ๐ so one day when we're ๐คต๐ฟmarried๐ฐ๐ฝwe can bump ๐๐ฆ๐cooters on top of the ๐งpuddle๐ง