Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

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Dear Mr. Gates

Dear Mr. Gates

Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2🤔🤔? I believe his name is “XxXSmokeDank420XxX.” He said his dad is Bill Gates, and he’ll get me 🚫banned❌ from Xbox Live😨. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother👉👌🙎‍♀️😕😕. I’m not sure if that’s true, but when I asked her about it ❔👦🍆👩❓, she started crying😢😢😭. Just want 2 (to) know if that’s ur (your) son.

P.S. (postscript) I’ve met like 30 of ur (your) children👶👦 on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe 🍆💦💦🍑 in order to have spawned that many offspring🤰. Honestly inhuman how much pussу u’ve (you’ve) been pounding 🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆💦💦💦💦🍑. Keep up the good work!!👍(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful ⛑😷 4 (for) now, with 🍺coronavirus🦠 going around and everything🤒🤒.) Stay safe and have a good day!

Sincerely, Adrian :)

Sent from my iPhone

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Emojivirus

ACHOO‼️What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏 Uh-oh😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 coronavirus 😤😜😜

Don't  you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is CUMMING💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤  The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE  PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈

No more  touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞  fingers🖐️🖖✋  for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅  otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡

Time  to stop 🛑 spredding your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spredding 😯 your  legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨‍🏫👷‍♂️🧜‍♂️is TWERKING😈😈 from  home🏠🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus cunts 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is cumming 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣

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