Holy fucking๐คฌshit. I want to bang๐ฅthe princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn๐คฌ bad. I can't๐stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a ๐ฅฐmassive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking๐คฌsex with๐คญher. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers๐กand knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zeldaโs tight ass๐ฅต. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies๐ฃ.
Fuck,๐คฌmy fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zeldaโs๐ณass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown๐plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours๐ฌ and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch๐. I might not ever get to see Zelda again๐ฃ.