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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT WINGMAN REFERENCE???

    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT WINGMAN REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱PROJECT WINGMAN IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MONARCH IS SO BADASSSSS

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r/project_wingman r/unexpectedprojectwingman r/project_wingmanjail perfectly balanced as all thing should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

this is a fucking cry for help

    K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!!!

      K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY 👿👿👿 *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOO!I'M SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓☠☠☠☠☠🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 I-i must go..... I hurt my kitten, the one I swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤 
      K-KITTEN... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TEXTING OTHER ALPHAS? I TOLD YOU TO BE ONLY TEXTING ME??🤬🤬👿👿you haven't texted me in 78 years... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY ON MY NEW WOLF FORM GRRR MAKE SURE YOU REPLY NEXT TIME. FAST KITTEN..... 🐺🐺 *turns into mega demon red dragon alpha wolf*😈😈 this is a warning kitten.... *eyes glow red* a very bad warning... *bites your hand* Wait WAIT KITTEN!! IM SORRY!! oh noo.... She's unconscious!! *gives cpr* KITTEN!! KITTEN!! oh no... She's not waking up!!! KITTEN!! NOOO!!! 🐺🐺🐺💔💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️🔗🔗🔗⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️
      Wh-who is this?!?! ANOTHER ALPHA..?!?!? 🐺🐺🐺 KITTEN!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS YOUR ONLY ONE, YOUR MASTER, YOUR LEVEL THREE OHIO GYATT RIZZLER!!! *goes absolute alpha demon wolfy god mode* 👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪 I cannot let him steal you from me…Prepare…TO MEET YOUR DEMISE!! 👿👿👿👿🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️🔪🔪🖤🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

      This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect

        Based on the “This is K’Sante” copypasta that started from a pro LoL player’s (Showmaker) stream. 

        This is Firefly🤖210 Speed🦿450 Break Effect 🦾 Extra 50% Break Efficiency from Ult 🤷‍♂️ Unstoppable🚫 can bypass toughness 🛡 Can self heal ❤️‍🩹 Insane AOE 💥 Braindead single target ☝Ult lasts 4 turns too 🕐 skill gives 60 Energy 🧙‍♂️ 
        이것은 파이어플라이🤖 속도🦿 450 파괴 효과🦾 추가 50% 파괴 효율 궁극기에서🤷‍♂️ 막을 수 없음🚫, 강인함을 뚫을 수 있음 🛡 자가 치유 가능 ❤️‍🩹 강력한 범위 공격 💥 단일 타겟 공격은 단순 ☝ 궁극기는 4턴 동안 지속 🕐 스킬 사용 시 60 에너지를 얻음 🧙‍♂️

        CENTAURA REFERENCE?!?

          !!!IS THAT A CENTAURA REFERENCE?!???!!!!?😱😱😱😱😱CENTAURA IS THE BEST ROBLOX GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯ANDREW TAU IS SO BLESSEDDD 😩😩😩😩😩ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛▪️▫️▪️▫️▪️SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️⭐️⭐️⭐️☀️BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE FETUS SEA MONSTER FOUND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🐳🐳🗣️🗣️🗣️(NOT CLICKBAIT) Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻Maya is dead??!? ARAN NUKES RIAA OFF THE FACE OF FORMA💣💣💣TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN?🏳️🏳️🏳️🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤫Big Buliding in Battery Q? DYNOMITE DYNOMITE DYNOMITE💥💥💥💥💥I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻20MM WHEN❓❓⁉️⁉️

          ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 500kg BOMB

            These inputs are from Helldivers 2, where they are called stratagems. Stratagems are basically markers for cooldowns for air strikes and equipment, etc. This one in particular calls for a 500kg bomb to be dropped at the marked location.

            500kg bomb

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            Orbital rail cannon strike

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            Ddark – Descending dark

              Remember. Why are you dying ☠️ to bosses 👨🏼? You should just be using descending dark 🕶. Descending ⬇️ dark 🕶️ gives you iframes 👀 which stop 🛑 you taking damage 😔. It also does a🅰️🅰️ lot of damage 😢. Stop 🛑 dying ☠️ to video 📻📻👾 game 👾 bosses 👨🏼 and just use descending ⬇️ dark 🌑