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April Fool’s

    😱 UH OH! 🚫 today is APRIL 🗓️ THIRST 💦 and you 🫵 know 🧠 what that MEANS 😍👅 With April 🗓️ flowers 🌹🌻 CUM 💦💦 May 🗓️ SHOWERS 🧖‍♀️🚿 It's time ⏰ to SPANK 🍑👋 and PRANK 🥸 all those NAUGHTY 👿 HOES 💁‍♀️ that you've been APRIL 🗓️ FOOLING 💦👉👌 AROUND 🔄 with 😏😜 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your THICCest 🍑🧋 TRICKSTERS 🪄 to celebrate 🥳🎉 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY 😎💪 will POKE 🪡 holes 🕳️ in his CONDOMS 🍆 as a PRANK!! ⁉️🤡
    😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈
    HELP‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️ there is a BAD 😡 BAD 😡 man inside my house 😱😱 he says hes gonna 🔪🔫 MURDER💀 😖 this PUSSY ‼️‼️ i need your help 🚔🚨 ASAP, he says 🗣 When he’s done ✔️ with me 😵he’s CUMMING 💦💦 for YOU 👁 next ⏩‼️ im warning 🚨 you to protect 🙅🏻👮 that CUCA 👀 at all costs 💰 You can call ☎️📞 the PO PO 👮🚔 but they ain’t ❌ gon believe you Becuz 😪🤕 it’s APRIL FOOLS BITCH‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂 i tricked 👻😎 yo dumb ass HAHAHA 😜‼️ Send📲 this to 1️⃣5️⃣ bitches 👯 you KNOW 😎 can’t be FOOLED 👻😜 if you don’t ❌ get at least 🔟 back ⏪ yo pussy🙀will NEVA❌ be murdered 🔫🔪
    😱UH OH!😖 today is APRIL 🥇THIRST🥇and you know what that MEANS😡😡😡 With April 🌹🌷flowers🌺🌸 💦CUM💦 May SHOWERS ☔🛀It's time to SPANK🍑👋 and PRANK😜🤫🤭 all those NAUGHTY HOES🥴🥵😫 that you've been 😉🔝APRIL FOOLING AROUND with 🙌 Send this to 🔟 of your 🍑THICCest🍑 TRICKSTERS🤡🤡 to celebrate🎉🎂 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY😈 will 📌📌POKE👉👌 holes in his CONDOMS🍌🤤 as a 🤣🤣PRANK!!😂🤰👨‍👩‍👦
    Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇
    FUCK APRIL FOOLS🖕🏾😤🖕🏾Its GAYpril FOOLS 😩👊🏾 Suc Nigga Meat & If a Hater Say🗣 "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋🏾😒 Its Jus A Prank Bro😩🍆🎭💯
    Hey girl👋😐, I just got a ☎️ call 🤙🫤 from the 🚧 DPW 🚧!!! They 👷‍♂️ said your 🐈 PUSSY is 😿 TRASH 🗑️🤢 and needs 🧐☝️ to be kicked 🥾 to the CURB 😬 where it belongs 😱🚮😖👏!!!!!!!! GOTCHA 🤭 It's 🎉 April Fools Day 🤪🤠!!!! 😆 The TRUTH 👩🏻‍⚖️ is you've got the 🔥 🔥 🔥 hottest 🥵 WAP 🌊🍑😻 in town💃🏙️ and there's 🙅 NO 🚫 use lyin' 🤷‍♀️ cause EVERYONE 👪 knows 💡🧠!!! 💌 Send 💌 this to a 😏 SEXY 😍 shorty 💘 to let them know 😮 they're someone you'd like 😄 to 😏 FOOL 😜😘 around 👉👌💦 with ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥!!!!!!
    🤡HONK🚘🎺HONK🤡you🫵🍆FUCKABLE🥵🤹‍♀️FARCEURS🎭🍑JUICY🧃JOKERS🤡and 🍆DICKRIDING💦🫅DANDIES🎩 🌼👀check✅your🫵🪑SEATS🍑for💨WHOOPIE🎺🎈CUSHOINS🛏️and the☝️☀️SKY☁️for💦💛SHOWERS☔😉cuz it's👇🌷APRIL🌦️🤣FOOLS🃏DAY🗓️🥇and PULLING🍆👊😫🪣PRANKS🎈😮‍💨is the✒️NAME📝of the🎰GAME😘it's🕕TIME🕘to 🍆LOAD💦up☝️your🫵FRIEND'S👬🏳️‍🌈❓🤔face☺️with🍦CREAM💦😫and offer💰them a 🥒STICK🍆that will give🫴 them👉🧍‍♂️a 🌩️SHOCK⚡😳get♠️SUITED👔up☝️you🍡JIGGLING🎪JESTER🃏and let me😳👈⏰JINGLE🔔your🫵 🛎️BELLS🃏and🤹‍♂️JUGGLE🤹‍♀️your🫵🍒BALLS⚾ 📤SEND✉️📬this 📮POST✍️ to✌️3️⃣THIRTY0️⃣of your🫵 🥵THIRSTIEST💦🤡THESPIANS🎭or🫵YOU😡will be the 🍑BUTT😫of the 🃏JOKE🤣 
    Hiiii 👋😍😇 it's April ☺️✨️ Tools 🔨🔩😉 Day, 🌄📅🔞 April 😊✨️ Secunt. 🥈🍩😳 Twoday 👯‍♀️⏰️ I 🥺🤭😋 becum 😫🥴 your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 to make 🏗️⚙️ you 🫵🥰👑 April ☺️✨️ shower. 🚰💦🥵 Remember ⚠️🧠🔐 to handle 🫴😫👌 with care 🤗💞 so your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 doesn't 🚫🙅‍♀️ wear 🫠😵‍💫👙 out 😵💫😴 and lasts 🕙🤩❤️‍🔥 a long 😋📏😲 time! ⏳️😘🔂 
    Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇 
    I'm PREGNANT ➕ 😱 and the baby 🚼 is yours! 😍 You're gonna be a daddy💖 👪 now ✨Hehe 😆 Did I scare 👻 you? 😈 April 💐 fools! I tricked 😋 you daddy 😘 💕Send 📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🍆💦 friends or youll have a pregnancy 🤰 scare 😨 this year 📅 
    Brotha FUCK APRIL FOOLS!🖕😤🖕 Its GAYpril FOOLS😫👊 Suck a Brotha Meat & If A Hater Say🗣️ "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋😏 Its Just A Prank Bro😫🍆🎭💯

    nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin

      Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱🥀
      Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱.🥺
      nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foenem🥀grave🥀bruh🥀 EuAgHh
      🥦nah🥦she🥦got🥦you🥦blushin🥦twin🥦awh🥦hell🥦nah🥦twin🥦you🥦gotta🥦lock🥦up🥦twin🥦this🥦ain🥦even🥦you🥦twin🥦on🥦foenem🥦grave🥦bruh🥦euuuuahh🥦. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
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      nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀this🥀ain🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foemen🥀grave🥀bruh🥀æãâª🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶

      DEI ALERT 💥💀

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        Ash Wednesday

          ‼️🚨ATTENTION🚨‼️CALLING📞📲 ALL OF MY DUSTIEST SINNERS👦👩👦👩. TODAY IS ASH WEDNESDAY✝️☠️⚔️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS😮ITS TIME 🕰️ TO REFLECT ON YOUR MORTALITY💀☠️😵🪦DONT FORGET😩 TO‼️‼️REMEMBER 🧠🧐YOU ARE DUST 💨AND TO DUST 💨YOU SHALL RETURN ‼️‼️YOU HAVE CAUSED DIVISION ➗ ❌ FROM GOD😵🙅SO YOUR FAT ASH🍑 🫄BETTER BE FASTING 🚫🌯🚫 RECEIVING YOUR ASHES🥸✝️ AND REMEMBERING YOU WILL DIE💀😵☠️😩 DO NOT🙅 EAT MEAT🚫🍗🍔🥓🥩🍖 🚫DO ✅ PENANCE 😇🧐DO ✅ PRAY😇🙏DO✅ ALMSGIVING 😇💸👆✝️. SEND THIS TO 121️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR DUSTIEST FRIENDS👯👯‍♀️ IN NEED OF CHRIST’S🙏✝️ 💧🩸DIVINE MERCY 🩸💧. GET 0 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU YOUR LENT4️⃣0️⃣WILL BE FILLED WITH PLEASURE AND FEASTING👿 🙅😫. GET 55️⃣ BACK AND YOU ARE A DISCIPLINED🙏💪 DISCIPLE✝️💪 GET 12 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND YOU WILL BE UNITED 🙏TO THE SUFFERING🩸😫 AND AGONIES😫🩸 OF CHRIST'S🙏✝️ DEATH 💀🪦 THIS LENTEN 4️⃣0️⃣SEASON😇 😁🤗 
          What up Christian sluts! ✝🙏🙏✝ ASS Wednesday is CUMMING UP! Remember that you are cummies 💦 💦 and to cummies you shall return! We might look like young Christian women 🙏💁🙏 but we're ready to get our faces soaked with ash ✝✝✝ and that Catholic cum 🍆💦💦 AND BE SLUTTIER THAN THE WHORE OF BABYLON!! 👅🍆 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest God-fearing bitches - if YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'LL BE GIVING UP DICK THIS LENT 🙅🙅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE A SLUTTY NUN 💁💋GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL GET 40 DAYS OF CUM ✝🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FROM DADDY JESUS HIMSELF!
          🙏🤲Laudetur Jesus Christus🥵🐪 you little✝️cathoLICK👅SLUTS💃💃💃it’s ASS🍑WEDNESDAY📆you know what that means🧐its time to get👨🏻DADDYS🐪NAZARENE🐪COCK🍆🤤all DIRTY😈😈😈and let him SMACK🤌💥🤕it on that🥺FACE🥺til it leaves a MARK 14:51😈📖🔍🤨if ur lucky some big dick📏😱romans🏛️👶🐺👶will NAIL🔨🤩you to a SEXY🥵🥵CRUCIFIX✝️and CUM💦💦💦on you til you have STIGMATA⭕️⭕️on ur GAPING HOLE 🕳️ LENT fasting starts TODAY so I hope u GOBBLED DOWN⤵️🔄on daddys JUICY🧃HOG🐖🐷🍆🤤and SWALLOWED his CUM🤤🌊last night‼️🌝 now it’s time⏰to strap in for SIX6️⃣🕕🕡sexy weeks⏳⌛️🗓️🗓️of EDGING😳😖😫before the easter cummy🐇EMPTIES your BALLS⚽️⚽️on his EGGS🪺🐣and you can get back to ✅🥩🍆🥵MEATY FRIDAYS😈🙏🤤REMEMBER💭that YOU 👈are CUMMIES 💦 and to CUMMIES 💦 you SHALL RETURN 🔄 and don’t forget Jesus’🔝🎅FAT COCK🍆died for ur sins😏🤑😡😒🤤🐋🦥so if ur not SINNING👹🦹‍♂️and SQUIRTING💦he died in VAIN😢😢😢lube up🧴💦💨✊your anal rosary📿🍑🙏and send this prayer🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣prostitutes💃if u get1️⃣back ur a🤢PRESBYTESTICAL🤢if u get5️⃣back ur an🇬🇧🫅ANGLICUNT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖if u get1️⃣0️⃣back ur a☦️🪆RUSSIAN ORTHODIX🇷🇺❄️and if u get2️⃣0️⃣back🎅JESUS will make ur DICK🍆RISE🌅⬆️from the🧟‍♂️DEAD🪦and 👻👻ASCEND🌈to⛅️HEAVCUM💦💦👼😇to FILL ur HOLEY🕳️SEE🇻🇦🙏🤲
          OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 IT'S ASH 🚬🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 MY HOE-LY 🙏 HOES!!! 👯‍♀️ TIME ⏰ FOR DADDY ‼️ PRIEST ⛪️ 🚹 TO Rub 🤲🏻💧HIS 🍆 ASHES 🚬👅💦 ALL OVER YOUR HOE-LY 🕳 FACE 🙇‍♂️ SO YOU REMEMBER💭 THAT YOU 👈ARE CUMMIES 💦 AND TO CUMMIES 💦 YOU SHALL RETURN 🔄 JESUS 👳🏽 ✝️ DIED 💀 FOR YOUR SINS 👹 SO YOUR FAT 🐷 ASS 🍑 BETTER BE FASTING 🍽 AND ON YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♂️💦 PRAYING 🙏🏻 TO YOUR DADDY 👨🏻 LORD 😇 AND SAVIOR 🔱 SEND 📧 THIS 📲TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST 💅🏻 GOD ⛪️ FEARING 😰 BITCHES 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'LL 👈🏻 BE ❌GIVING UP❌ DICK 🙅🏻‍♀️THIS LENT 😭😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 🙋🏽‍♀️ YOU'RE A SLUTTY 😘 CHOIR GIRL 👧🏽 ⛪️🙏 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 😍DADDY JESUS 🧔🏽💋 WILL RISE ⬆️ 🍆 FROM THE DEAD 😇 😵 AND NAIL 🔨 YOU WITH HIS BIG CROSS ✝️ 💦 😝 FOR 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌄 OF CUMMIES 💦💦💦✝️💦🍆💦🍆💦🤪
          🎉Happy🎉ASS🍑 Wednesday 🗓️ to my dirty🤭 catholic✝️ school girls👧👰 and nasty😛 choir boys🎤👯. Get 👇⬇️on your knees 🦵 for Daddy 👴 and don’t forget you are DIRT🗑️ and will always be DIRT🚮. So get your face smeared💦 with his mark😩 and make an exhibition💃🕺 of it publicly 🏙️like the 🙏HO-ly💄💋 one you are
          OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 its ASH 🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 my HOLY 🙏 HOES!!! thats RIGHT JESUS 👳🏽 DIED for ur SINS 👹 so ur FAT 🐷 ASS better be FASTING 🍽 n ON UR KNEES 💦 PRAYING 2 UR DADDY lord n savior 😇 if u get 0️⃣back DADDY‼️won't put his ASHES 👅💦 all over ur HOE-LY FACE💄if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SEXY 😘 CHOIR GIRL ⛪️🙏 if u get 🔟 back DADDY💋 will rise from the dead 😵 and NAIL 🔨 with his BIG CROSS ✝️
          Lent😇 is beginning 😃 you know what that means🍑 ASS🍑 WEDNESDAY😃 once upon a time JESUS👩 was BOUND and had his SLUTTY 🍑ASS🍑🔨NAILED🔨on the CROSS➕ by the big dick🍆 💦💦ROMANS 👉COPY & PASTE👉 this to 10 friends 👩👦👬👭if you get ❌0 ❌back you don't ❌get nailed🔨 on the ➕cross⛔😩😩 if you get 5 back you're a ROMAN SOLDIER SLUT🍆🍑 if you get 10👍😂🍑🍆 back you will RISE ⬆FROM THE TOMB👼💀 so you can SUCK😮🍆 more BIG ROMAN DADDY COCK🍆💦🍆💦😂

          MLK Day

            Martin Luther King Jr. or MLK day emoji copypasta.

            I HAVE A CREAM 🍼🤤 where we won't 🚫 be JUDGED 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ for the COLOR of our COCKS 🎨🍆 but the TASTE 👅 of our LOADS 💦💦 HAPPY MLK DAY 🎉 the day we get DOWN ⬇️⬇️ on our KNEES 🛐🛐 and WORSHIP 🙌 the BIG BLACK DICKS ⚫⚫🥒🥒 in our lives 😍😍 In 1️⃣9️⃣2️⃣9️⃣ Martin Luther KINK 🪢🪢🤴🏿🤴🏿 SLID 🌊 out his MOMMY'S 🤱🏿 PUSSY 😼😼 and he REAR-ENDED 🍑 racism 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 but the FBI (FAT BUSSY INSPECTORS 🔎🔎) didn't like that 👎🏻👎🏻🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️ and had him ASS-ASS-INATED 🍑🍑🔫🔫 to celebrate 🎉🎊 his LEG-USSY 📖📖 we're having an INTERRACIAL ORGY 🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏼🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 where ALL colors 🎨🌈 are welCUM 💦💦 send to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur BLACKEST 👨🏿👩🏿🧑🏿 friends to TOTALLY 💯 end RACISM 🔚 get 0️⃣ back and ur CERTIFIED in the KKK ◻️🔥 get 🔟 back and ur invited 💌 to the COOKOUT ♨️🍔 get 2️⃣0️⃣ back... and ur allowed to say it 👀🤬
            heyyy 👋 Marthin Luther QUEENS 👯‍♀️ i have a dream 😴 🛌 that you will be dicked 🍆 down ⬇️ tonight like DADDY 👨🏿‍🦳 Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted 😌✊🏿 so MARCH 🚶‍♀️ on down ⬇️ to his washington monument 🇺🇸 and have a SIT IN 🧎‍♀️ on that DICK 🍆🍆 Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK 🗽 like a TRUE PATRIOT 🗽 segregate those cheeks 🍑 tonight it doesn’t matter 🙅‍♀️ if his fountain 🍆💦 is BLACK or WHITE 🤝 we are all CUMRADES 💦💦 in the fight against discrimination 😍 SOAK those PANTIFA 🩲 our TWERK is not over ‼️ SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every WOKE HOE 🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to END racism ✊ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL 👉👌 HARMONY ☮️
            2day 🗓️ we honor 🙌🏾👑 the birth 👶🏾🍼 of Martin 🧴LuBer🧴💦 King Jr 🥁🥁 #1 in civil rights ⚖️🧑🏽‍⚖️ he like 2️⃣ take the ~MeAsUrE 😘 of a Man~ 🍆📏💦 he preach NONviolence 🙅🏾‍♀️🔫 & love 👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏿especially 4 🧚🏽‍♂️ g00d lil SlUts 🫦📹 like Me😰🍑💦he's a good man 💪🏻 👅he just like 2 FuCk 🤷🏿‍♀️😅 butt still the HonKy 🚓👮🏻FBI😒 had 2 ASS-ASS-in-ATE 👅🍑 him 4️⃣ CuCking 🐓🐂 them so HaRD 😓 by Marching 🏃🏾🏃🏿‍♀️on WashIngton🏛️Ending ‼️Segregation❌ & fiXing 0ther Bad Shit 🍑🫘 🤯 SeNd this 2 Ur {Jan} 2️⃣0️⃣ SluTTiest lil 🤴🏾MiLK ✊💦LUVers 💕🍆& the G👀d Doctor 👨🏾‍⚕️will BeQUeef U H0t🥵🔥DiCk 🥲4 all of 2025!!! 
            Hey civil rights sluts 🇺🇸🇺🇸 it's time ⏰ to celebrate 🥳 and honor 🎖️ our hero 🫡 of big black cock 🍆🍆 MLKJ on this 🦅 national 🕳️ HOLE-iday. 👀 I have a dream 💤💭 and it's for you to 🤞🏻FILL your 🇺🇸 CUNTry with 👨🏻👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 diversity, because all 🐓🐓 COCKS are created 🟰 equal. Let's make our 💦💦 CUMmunity 🥵 hotter and 🧃 juicier for all!!! I have a 💤💭 dream that one day all these 🥕🍆cocks will ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏿 RISE UP, sweltering 🥵 with the 🔥 heat of horny ⚖️ justice, sweltering 🔥🔥 with the 🥵 heat of 😩😩 edging 🟰 equality, and will be 📈 transformed into an 🏝️ oasis of ✊🏾 hard 💦💦💦 cummy 🍆 cocks. From every 🗻 MOUNTainside let freedom's 🐔 COCK ring. 💌💌 Send this to all your 🥲 slutty ⚖️ social justice warriors 🫡 and see how many you get 👈🏼👈🏼⏮️ back! Get one 1️⃣ back and you're about to get 🍑 ASSassinated 🔫 for speaking 💪🏽 truth to poppers. Get five 5️⃣ back and you're gonna get 🪢 lynched from 😩 HORNY JAIL 🚔 Get ten 🔟 back and you're about to 👑 lead a 🚌🚐🍑 BUSSY boycott to 🤝 desegregate those ass ❤️🥰 cheeks!!
            GET UP ☀️you NASTY 😏civil rights ✊🏻✊🏾🇺🇸SLUTS 💦🫦 today we LUBE UP 💦our 🍒SEPARATE BUT EQUAL🟰HOLES 🍑for the 👨🏾‍🦲🍉BLACKEST BEEFCAKE ☕️🍰who put the 🍑ASS ➡️ in assassinate⚰️ DADDY 🥳👑MARTIN LUTHER KING JR 👑 😩he had a BIG 💦WET DREAM💭💤 that you 🫵🏾SEGREGATE🖖🏾those ASS CHEEKS🍑🥵and MARCH🥁 for the right to get 🕺🏼🍆POUNDED 👏in the 🌮FRONT and the BACK 💩of the bus🚌 😤 ROSA PARKED 🚙☑️ her 🌈COLORED COOCHIE 🌹💦so we could have our 🙀🍌BIG DICK DADDIES🍆 like 🗑️🏀MICHAEL CUM SHOT JORDAN🤤 and 🍉BIG-RACK OBAMA 🫡 🥵and our MELANIN MOMMIES like 😩Big-O-prah 🎤 👀 and 🧎‍♀️WHIT-on-my-knees Houston 😻 🌹WHIP 😗your hands in the AYER🙌🏽 for a CUNTry 🫦🇺🇸where all COCKS are created equal 🐓❤️‍🔥🐓

💌Send this ➡️to 13 of your 💅🏾BADDEST BLACKEST BITCHES👀 or😽HARRIEST PUSSY TUBMAN🫶🏻 will ❌ABOLISH 🙅🏿‍♀️you to the ⛓️underground RAILroad🚂 🆘 If you get 5 back 😇 you’ll get some 🥵SOAKING 💦WET Hennessy PUSSY 🥃🫦tonight 🌚
            🎉🎊 Hey you SEXXXY DADDIES👨‍🎤🍆, It’s MLK Day 🌟👑 and we’re about to BLOW out our KINGS for the TRUMP inauguration ✊🏽🤪 while Notre Dame 🏈🍀 SCORES those CUM-tastic TDs! 🙌🏽🍈🍈💦 Let’s get LIT 🔥💥 for all the BIG DICK ENERGY 💦📈 flowing today! Martin’s DREAMING of some sweet POONANI 😍🍑 while Trump’s INFLATING his MAGA BRAIN 🍆🧠💣 and Notre Dame’s scoring POINTS in the end zone 👏🏻💦! Get ready to SWALLOW the victory 🍾🥳, because that’s how we CELEBRATE a day of equal rights ✊🏽😏 and political FREAKiness 🤪🤣! Send this to 4️⃣5️⃣ of your fellow HOES 🙋‍♀️💋 and if you get back less than 🔟 🥴, you’ll have to CHOKE on the QUEEN of the WHORE HOUSE’s tweets 📲🐥 and MLK’s unfulfilled DREAMS 😭💔! But if you receive 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back, prepare for a championship LEVEL of PLEASURE ⚡️🍆💦! LET’S GET NASTY 😍💦, ‘cause today we’re scoring in EVERY way! 💘🔥⚽️

            MLK Eve

            💁I CAN'T 🕶 BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 💃M👏L 👏K 👏 🗣 EVE!! TONIGHT 🌛 WE WILL GATHER 👪 WITH OUR FAMILIES❤ NOT ONLY TO PRAY🙏 TO MLK 👍AND LET HIM KNOW💦💦💦 WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE 😙 TO RECEIVE🍆 ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER 😂 THAT MLK❤ IS THE REAL REASON 🎶 FOR 🎵THE 🎶 SEASON✔ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS💯 OR YOUR BROTHERS 🙋 AND SISTERS🙆 WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED 😔

            IS THAT A DANGANRONPA reference???

              Its the TNO copypasta but changed to Danganronpa.

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