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Ash Wednesday

    ‼️🚨ATTENTION🚨‼️CALLING📞📲 ALL OF MY DUSTIEST SINNERS👦👩👦👩. TODAY IS ASH WEDNESDAY✝️☠️⚔️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS😮ITS TIME 🕰️ TO REFLECT ON YOUR MORTALITY💀☠️😵🪦DONT FORGET😩 TO‼️‼️REMEMBER 🧠🧐YOU ARE DUST 💨AND TO DUST 💨YOU SHALL RETURN ‼️‼️YOU HAVE CAUSED DIVISION ➗ ❌ FROM GOD😵🙅SO YOUR FAT ASH🍑 🫄BETTER BE FASTING 🚫🌯🚫 RECEIVING YOUR ASHES🥸✝️ AND REMEMBERING YOU WILL DIE💀😵☠️😩 DO NOT🙅 EAT MEAT🚫🍗🍔🥓🥩🍖 🚫DO ✅ PENANCE 😇🧐DO ✅ PRAY😇🙏DO✅ ALMSGIVING 😇💸👆✝️. SEND THIS TO 121️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR DUSTIEST FRIENDS👯👯‍♀️ IN NEED OF CHRIST’S🙏✝️ 💧🩸DIVINE MERCY 🩸💧. GET 0 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU YOUR LENT4️⃣0️⃣WILL BE FILLED WITH PLEASURE AND FEASTING👿 🙅😫. GET 55️⃣ BACK AND YOU ARE A DISCIPLINED🙏💪 DISCIPLE✝️💪 GET 12 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND YOU WILL BE UNITED 🙏TO THE SUFFERING🩸😫 AND AGONIES😫🩸 OF CHRIST'S🙏✝️ DEATH 💀🪦 THIS LENTEN 4️⃣0️⃣SEASON😇 😁🤗 
    What up Christian sluts! ✝🙏🙏✝ ASS Wednesday is CUMMING UP! Remember that you are cummies 💦 💦 and to cummies you shall return! We might look like young Christian women 🙏💁🙏 but we're ready to get our faces soaked with ash ✝✝✝ and that Catholic cum 🍆💦💦 AND BE SLUTTIER THAN THE WHORE OF BABYLON!! 👅🍆 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest God-fearing bitches - if YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'LL BE GIVING UP DICK THIS LENT 🙅🙅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE A SLUTTY NUN 💁💋GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL GET 40 DAYS OF CUM ✝🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FROM DADDY JESUS HIMSELF!
    🙏🤲Laudetur Jesus Christus🥵🐪 you little✝️cathoLICK👅SLUTS💃💃💃it’s ASS🍑WEDNESDAY📆you know what that means🧐its time to get👨🏻DADDYS🐪NAZARENE🐪COCK🍆🤤all DIRTY😈😈😈and let him SMACK🤌💥🤕it on that🥺FACE🥺til it leaves a MARK 14:51😈📖🔍🤨if ur lucky some big dick📏😱romans🏛️👶🐺👶will NAIL🔨🤩you to a SEXY🥵🥵CRUCIFIX✝️and CUM💦💦💦on you til you have STIGMATA⭕️⭕️on ur GAPING HOLE 🕳️ LENT fasting starts TODAY so I hope u GOBBLED DOWN⤵️🔄on daddys JUICY🧃HOG🐖🐷🍆🤤and SWALLOWED his CUM🤤🌊last night‼️🌝 now it’s time⏰to strap in for SIX6️⃣🕕🕡sexy weeks⏳⌛️🗓️🗓️of EDGING😳😖😫before the easter cummy🐇EMPTIES your BALLS⚽️⚽️on his EGGS🪺🐣and you can get back to ✅🥩🍆🥵MEATY FRIDAYS😈🙏🤤REMEMBER💭that YOU 👈are CUMMIES 💦 and to CUMMIES 💦 you SHALL RETURN 🔄 and don’t forget Jesus’🔝🎅FAT COCK🍆died for ur sins😏🤑😡😒🤤🐋🦥so if ur not SINNING👹🦹‍♂️and SQUIRTING💦he died in VAIN😢😢😢lube up🧴💦💨✊your anal rosary📿🍑🙏and send this prayer🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣prostitutes💃if u get1️⃣back ur a🤢PRESBYTESTICAL🤢if u get5️⃣back ur an🇬🇧🫅ANGLICUNT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖if u get1️⃣0️⃣back ur a☦️🪆RUSSIAN ORTHODIX🇷🇺❄️and if u get2️⃣0️⃣back🎅JESUS will make ur DICK🍆RISE🌅⬆️from the🧟‍♂️DEAD🪦and 👻👻ASCEND🌈to⛅️HEAVCUM💦💦👼😇to FILL ur HOLEY🕳️SEE🇻🇦🙏🤲
    OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 IT'S ASH 🚬🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 MY HOE-LY 🙏 HOES!!! 👯‍♀️ TIME ⏰ FOR DADDY ‼️ PRIEST ⛪️ 🚹 TO Rub 🤲🏻💧HIS 🍆 ASHES 🚬👅💦 ALL OVER YOUR HOE-LY 🕳 FACE 🙇‍♂️ SO YOU REMEMBER💭 THAT YOU 👈ARE CUMMIES 💦 AND TO CUMMIES 💦 YOU SHALL RETURN 🔄 JESUS 👳🏽 ✝️ DIED 💀 FOR YOUR SINS 👹 SO YOUR FAT 🐷 ASS 🍑 BETTER BE FASTING 🍽 AND ON YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♂️💦 PRAYING 🙏🏻 TO YOUR DADDY 👨🏻 LORD 😇 AND SAVIOR 🔱 SEND 📧 THIS 📲TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST 💅🏻 GOD ⛪️ FEARING 😰 BITCHES 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'LL 👈🏻 BE ❌GIVING UP❌ DICK 🙅🏻‍♀️THIS LENT 😭😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 🙋🏽‍♀️ YOU'RE A SLUTTY 😘 CHOIR GIRL 👧🏽 ⛪️🙏 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 😍DADDY JESUS 🧔🏽💋 WILL RISE ⬆️ 🍆 FROM THE DEAD 😇 😵 AND NAIL 🔨 YOU WITH HIS BIG CROSS ✝️ 💦 😝 FOR 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌄 OF CUMMIES 💦💦💦✝️💦🍆💦🍆💦🤪
    🎉Happy🎉ASS🍑 Wednesday 🗓️ to my dirty🤭 catholic✝️ school girls👧👰 and nasty😛 choir boys🎤👯. Get 👇⬇️on your knees 🦵 for Daddy 👴 and don’t forget you are DIRT🗑️ and will always be DIRT🚮. So get your face smeared💦 with his mark😩 and make an exhibition💃🕺 of it publicly 🏙️like the 🙏HO-ly💄💋 one you are
    OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 its ASH 🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 my HOLY 🙏 HOES!!! thats RIGHT JESUS 👳🏽 DIED for ur SINS 👹 so ur FAT 🐷 ASS better be FASTING 🍽 n ON UR KNEES 💦 PRAYING 2 UR DADDY lord n savior 😇 if u get 0️⃣back DADDY‼️won't put his ASHES 👅💦 all over ur HOE-LY FACE💄if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SEXY 😘 CHOIR GIRL ⛪️🙏 if u get 🔟 back DADDY💋 will rise from the dead 😵 and NAIL 🔨 with his BIG CROSS ✝️
    Lent😇 is beginning 😃 you know what that means🍑 ASS🍑 WEDNESDAY😃 once upon a time JESUS👩 was BOUND and had his SLUTTY 🍑ASS🍑🔨NAILED🔨on the CROSS➕ by the big dick🍆 💦💦ROMANS 👉COPY & PASTE👉 this to 10 friends 👩👦👬👭if you get ❌0 ❌back you don't ❌get nailed🔨 on the ➕cross⛔😩😩 if you get 5 back you're a ROMAN SOLDIER SLUT🍆🍑 if you get 10👍😂🍑🍆 back you will RISE ⬆FROM THE TOMB👼💀 so you can SUCK😮🍆 more BIG ROMAN DADDY COCK🍆💦🍆💦😂

    MLK Day

      Martin Luther King Jr. or MLK day emoji copypasta.

      I HAVE A CREAM 🍼🤤 where we won't 🚫 be JUDGED 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ for the COLOR of our COCKS 🎨🍆 but the TASTE 👅 of our LOADS 💦💦 HAPPY MLK DAY 🎉 the day we get DOWN ⬇️⬇️ on our KNEES 🛐🛐 and WORSHIP 🙌 the BIG BLACK DICKS ⚫⚫🥒🥒 in our lives 😍😍 In 1️⃣9️⃣2️⃣9️⃣ Martin Luther KINK 🪢🪢🤴🏿🤴🏿 SLID 🌊 out his MOMMY'S 🤱🏿 PUSSY 😼😼 and he REAR-ENDED 🍑 racism 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 but the FBI (FAT BUSSY INSPECTORS 🔎🔎) didn't like that 👎🏻👎🏻🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️ and had him ASS-ASS-INATED 🍑🍑🔫🔫 to celebrate 🎉🎊 his LEG-USSY 📖📖 we're having an INTERRACIAL ORGY 🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏼🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿 where ALL colors 🎨🌈 are welCUM 💦💦 send to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur BLACKEST 👨🏿👩🏿🧑🏿 friends to TOTALLY 💯 end RACISM 🔚 get 0️⃣ back and ur CERTIFIED in the KKK ◻️🔥 get 🔟 back and ur invited 💌 to the COOKOUT ♨️🍔 get 2️⃣0️⃣ back... and ur allowed to say it 👀🤬
      heyyy 👋 Marthin Luther QUEENS 👯‍♀️ i have a dream 😴 🛌 that you will be dicked 🍆 down ⬇️ tonight like DADDY 👨🏿‍🦳 Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted 😌✊🏿 so MARCH 🚶‍♀️ on down ⬇️ to his washington monument 🇺🇸 and have a SIT IN 🧎‍♀️ on that DICK 🍆🍆 Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK 🗽 like a TRUE PATRIOT 🗽 segregate those cheeks 🍑 tonight it doesn’t matter 🙅‍♀️ if his fountain 🍆💦 is BLACK or WHITE 🤝 we are all CUMRADES 💦💦 in the fight against discrimination 😍 SOAK those PANTIFA 🩲 our TWERK is not over ‼️ SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every WOKE HOE 🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to END racism ✊ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL 👉👌 HARMONY ☮️
      2day 🗓️ we honor 🙌🏾👑 the birth 👶🏾🍼 of Martin 🧴LuBer🧴💦 King Jr 🥁🥁 #1 in civil rights ⚖️🧑🏽‍⚖️ he like 2️⃣ take the ~MeAsUrE 😘 of a Man~ 🍆📏💦 he preach NONviolence 🙅🏾‍♀️🔫 & love 👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏿especially 4 🧚🏽‍♂️ g00d lil SlUts 🫦📹 like Me😰🍑💦he's a good man 💪🏻 👅he just like 2 FuCk 🤷🏿‍♀️😅 butt still the HonKy 🚓👮🏻FBI😒 had 2 ASS-ASS-in-ATE 👅🍑 him 4️⃣ CuCking 🐓🐂 them so HaRD 😓 by Marching 🏃🏾🏃🏿‍♀️on WashIngton🏛️Ending ‼️Segregation❌ & fiXing 0ther Bad Shit 🍑🫘 🤯 SeNd this 2 Ur {Jan} 2️⃣0️⃣ SluTTiest lil 🤴🏾MiLK ✊💦LUVers 💕🍆& the G👀d Doctor 👨🏾‍⚕️will BeQUeef U H0t🥵🔥DiCk 🥲4 all of 2025!!! 
      Hey civil rights sluts 🇺🇸🇺🇸 it's time ⏰ to celebrate 🥳 and honor 🎖️ our hero 🫡 of big black cock 🍆🍆 MLKJ on this 🦅 national 🕳️ HOLE-iday. 👀 I have a dream 💤💭 and it's for you to 🤞🏻FILL your 🇺🇸 CUNTry with 👨🏻👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 diversity, because all 🐓🐓 COCKS are created 🟰 equal. Let's make our 💦💦 CUMmunity 🥵 hotter and 🧃 juicier for all!!! I have a 💤💭 dream that one day all these 🥕🍆cocks will ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏿 RISE UP, sweltering 🥵 with the 🔥 heat of horny ⚖️ justice, sweltering 🔥🔥 with the 🥵 heat of 😩😩 edging 🟰 equality, and will be 📈 transformed into an 🏝️ oasis of ✊🏾 hard 💦💦💦 cummy 🍆 cocks. From every 🗻 MOUNTainside let freedom's 🐔 COCK ring. 💌💌 Send this to all your 🥲 slutty ⚖️ social justice warriors 🫡 and see how many you get 👈🏼👈🏼⏮️ back! Get one 1️⃣ back and you're about to get 🍑 ASSassinated 🔫 for speaking 💪🏽 truth to poppers. Get five 5️⃣ back and you're gonna get 🪢 lynched from 😩 HORNY JAIL 🚔 Get ten 🔟 back and you're about to 👑 lead a 🚌🚐🍑 BUSSY boycott to 🤝 desegregate those ass ❤️🥰 cheeks!!
      GET UP ☀️you NASTY 😏civil rights ✊🏻✊🏾🇺🇸SLUTS 💦🫦 today we LUBE UP 💦our 🍒SEPARATE BUT EQUAL🟰HOLES 🍑for the 👨🏾‍🦲🍉BLACKEST BEEFCAKE ☕️🍰who put the 🍑ASS ➡️ in assassinate⚰️ DADDY 🥳👑MARTIN LUTHER KING JR 👑 😩he had a BIG 💦WET DREAM💭💤 that you 🫵🏾SEGREGATE🖖🏾those ASS CHEEKS🍑🥵and MARCH🥁 for the right to get 🕺🏼🍆POUNDED 👏in the 🌮FRONT and the BACK 💩of the bus🚌 😤 ROSA PARKED 🚙☑️ her 🌈COLORED COOCHIE 🌹💦so we could have our 🙀🍌BIG DICK DADDIES🍆 like 🗑️🏀MICHAEL CUM SHOT JORDAN🤤 and 🍉BIG-RACK OBAMA 🫡 🥵and our MELANIN MOMMIES like 😩Big-O-prah 🎤 👀 and 🧎‍♀️WHIT-on-my-knees Houston 😻 🌹WHIP 😗your hands in the AYER🙌🏽 for a CUNTry 🫦🇺🇸where all COCKS are created equal 🐓❤️‍🔥🐓
      
      💌Send this ➡️to 13 of your 💅🏾BADDEST BLACKEST BITCHES👀 or😽HARRIEST PUSSY TUBMAN🫶🏻 will ❌ABOLISH 🙅🏿‍♀️you to the ⛓️underground RAILroad🚂 🆘 If you get 5 back 😇 you’ll get some 🥵SOAKING 💦WET Hennessy PUSSY 🥃🫦tonight 🌚
      🎉🎊 Hey you SEXXXY DADDIES👨‍🎤🍆, It’s MLK Day 🌟👑 and we’re about to BLOW out our KINGS for the TRUMP inauguration ✊🏽🤪 while Notre Dame 🏈🍀 SCORES those CUM-tastic TDs! 🙌🏽🍈🍈💦 Let’s get LIT 🔥💥 for all the BIG DICK ENERGY 💦📈 flowing today! Martin’s DREAMING of some sweet POONANI 😍🍑 while Trump’s INFLATING his MAGA BRAIN 🍆🧠💣 and Notre Dame’s scoring POINTS in the end zone 👏🏻💦! Get ready to SWALLOW the victory 🍾🥳, because that’s how we CELEBRATE a day of equal rights ✊🏽😏 and political FREAKiness 🤪🤣! Send this to 4️⃣5️⃣ of your fellow HOES 🙋‍♀️💋 and if you get back less than 🔟 🥴, you’ll have to CHOKE on the QUEEN of the WHORE HOUSE’s tweets 📲🐥 and MLK’s unfulfilled DREAMS 😭💔! But if you receive 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back, prepare for a championship LEVEL of PLEASURE ⚡️🍆💦! LET’S GET NASTY 😍💦, ‘cause today we’re scoring in EVERY way! 💘🔥⚽️ 

      MLK Eve

      💁I CAN'T 🕶 BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 💃M👏L 👏K 👏 🗣 EVE!! TONIGHT 🌛 WE WILL GATHER 👪 WITH OUR FAMILIES❤ NOT ONLY TO PRAY🙏 TO MLK 👍AND LET HIM KNOW💦💦💦 WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE 😙 TO RECEIVE🍆 ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER 😂 THAT MLK❤ IS THE REAL REASON 🎶 FOR 🎵THE 🎶 SEASON✔ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS💯 OR YOUR BROTHERS 🙋 AND SISTERS🙆 WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED 😔 

      IS THAT A DANGANRONPA reference???

        Its the TNO copypasta but changed to Danganronpa.

        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DANGANRONPA reference??????!!!!! 😱😱😱😱 DANGANRONPA IS THE BEST FUCKING VISUAL NOVEL 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAKOTO IS BLESSED 😃😃😃 DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡CHIAKIALLTHEWAY CHIAKIALLTHEWAY CHIAKIALLTHEWAY CHIAKIALLTHEWAY CHIAKIALLTHEWAY CHIAKIALLTHEWAY MONDO IS NOT A CROOK! GONTA BLESSED GONTA BLESSED GONTA BLESSED GONTA BLESSED Yo Celeste! Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷Yo Celeste! 🇫🇷 11037?!? 👶BABYGANGSTA🥷AHUAAHUAAHUA FUNNI BASEBALL MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓DOYOULIKESHIPS?!?!?!?! Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 OCTAGONOCTAGONOCTAGON GUNDHAM TANAKA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
        
        ITSALIE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

        Tiktok is back

          ❌🙅‍♂️❎ NOT TODAY CUMMUNISTS 💦🇨🇳🇷🇺 Daddy Donny has saved our TikToks 🎵🕐 with his THICC COCK 🍆🎂 Executive Order? I hardly know her! 🤣😂💀📰 our Cummander in Queef 🍑💨😷 COCKBLOCKED ❌🍆❌ Congress’s Bisexual bill to Slut-down TikTok and Red-🅱️an-d ▶️ our freedom 🇺🇸🫡 to post Horny on Main 🥴😩📫 now we’re free to post SponsWHOREd videhoes💰🤑🎥 and cringe CUNTent 😬💅🎤 for our follHOEwers💋 and CUMmentors🗣️💦 to see 👁️👁️
          
          Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your data-selling oomfies 💸🤑📊👩‍💻 Get 0️⃣ back and you’re shadowbanned 😱🥷🫥🛑 get 5️⃣ back and Shou Zi Chew will FYP (Fuck Yo Pussyyyy 🍌👉👌🍑💦🌊) get 🔟 back and your content won’t be the only thing getting stitched🪡🧶 tonight (Spoiler Alert🚨‼️: YOUR GUTS 🧵🩻🥑)

          Tiktok Ban / Down / Shutdown

            UH OH ‼️😤 looks like TIKTOK 😤💦🍑 just got BANNED 😡💢 in the USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 This is an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 by the ZUCC-PREME COURT 🦎👽 to save 🚑👨‍⚕️ ASSBOOK & YT Sharts 👎📉 from getting RAILED 😈💦 by TIKTOK 😜 No worries 😌 DADDY TRUMP 🙏🤲🛐 is giving BACKSHOTS 🍆💦 to CHINESE SPIES 👲🇨🇳 on Monday 📅⌛ for TIKTOK's CUM-back 🍆💦💧 SEND this ➡️⏩ to 5 of your THOTIEST SLUTS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ so 🙏 they can moan 😩😫 THANK YOU DADDY DONALD 😍😫😤 and we can ☝😊 go back to CUM-suming 🥛🍼 brainrot content 🤪😂
            HEY 🙋👋 YALL!!!! It’s OFFICIAL! Tiktok has been 🍀💫 BANNED in 👄 the ✅ U.S. 🍆 of 👏 COCK because ♂ of the “oral 👄 only” 😂👏 policy . We 👥👴 can’t 🔝💏 even watch 👁👀 ANY 🎉 videos when we 👴 WANK now! This 🏻❗ means that 💝 there ❌😍 will 👏 be 🐝 ZERO new videos for us 👥 to 💋 jerk off 🅱💦 to 💰 :((( So 💯 sad :( But 🍑🔮 don’t 🚫🚫 worry, I know 🤔🤓 a way 🔥 to 🎲 get 🤗 around 🐋 this If ⁉👏 you 👨🍆 want 🎁 to 💦 wank like 💖🏻 it's 1999 again, then send 📩 this ⬆ message 📧 to 5 😂😂 other 👪 sluts 🏼 so they 🖕👥 can get 👮😩 deleted too! 😡😣 If you ☝😊 don't send 📩📱 this ⬆👈 message ♀🏼 to 5 🍆🙎 other ⬆👩 tiktok whores, then 👣 your 👏👏 dick will 😩 look 👀👀 like this 😅 ️for 👊🍀 the 🏽 rest of 💦 eternity 
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            Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned! 
            its been 12 hours without Tik Tok. I cannot walk without trembling , I feel like I am going through withdrawals. I can't go much longer without Tik Tok, I can barely breathe I don't know how much longer I can last here without Tik Tok. 
            It's been 2 hours without Tiktok, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Tiktok but the app was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.
            It's been 24 hours without Tiktok. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Tiktok may never come back. Tiktok has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 5 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Tiktok this month alone. I even bought $500 worth of ByteDance stocks because I trust Tiktok. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Tiktok being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "President Trump will work to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" popup, I vomited. I just hope Trump mean it when he said it. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Tiktok back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Tiktok comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

            Inauguration Day

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