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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Chicken Jockey Emoji

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    Every Pride flag emoji for your bio

      If you’re seeing squares its because some of the emojis can only be viewed on phones and not a computer.

      LGBT- ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈
      
      Trans-🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🏳️‍⚧️
      
      Lesbian- 🩷🤍🧡❤️
      
      Gay mlm-💚🩵🤍💙💜
      
      Non binary- 💛🤍💜🖤
      
      Demigirl-🩶🩷🤍🩷🩶
      
      Demiboy-🩶🩵🤍🩵🩶
      
      Bisexual-💙💜🩷
      
      Pansexual-🩷💛🩵
      
      Polysexual-🩷💚🩵
      
      Aromantic-💚🤍🩶🖤
      
      Asexual-🖤🩶🤍💜
      
      Agender-🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤
      
      Aroace-🧡💛🤍🩵💙
      
      Aroflux-❤️🩷🤍💚
      
      Genderfluid-🩷🤍💜🖤💙 
      💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
      💛💛💜💜💜💛💛
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      for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️ dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚

        Its satire lyrics for “GLORYHAMMER – Rise Of The Chaos Wizards” thats often spread within the osu community.

        for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️ dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚 now the anus 🍑 will burn 🔥 evil 👹 sorcerer 🧙‍♂️ returns 👋 tragic faith 🙏 reaches tonight 🌃
        
        gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚
        for the king 👑 we will ride 🎢 through the dark ⬛ galactic 🌌 skies ☁️
        dragon 🐉 fake 🚫 the balls 🏀 when the gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚
        now the anus 🍑 will burn 🔥
        evil 👹 sorcerer 🧙‍♂️ returns 👋
        tragic faith 🙏 reaches tonight 🌃
        gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass 🍑 wizard 🧙‍♂️ rice 🍚

        nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin

          Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱🥀
          Nah🥀she's🥀got🥀u🥀blushing🥀twin🥀ah🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀u🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀u🥀twin🥀on🥀fonem🥀grave🥀bru🥀𝓮𝓾𝓪𝓪𝓱𝓱.🥺
          nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀bruh🥀this🥀not🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foenem🥀grave🥀bruh🥀 EuAgHh
          🥦nah🥦she🥦got🥦you🥦blushin🥦twin🥦awh🥦hell🥦nah🥦twin🥦you🥦gotta🥦lock🥦up🥦twin🥦this🥦ain🥦even🥦you🥦twin🥦on🥦foenem🥦grave🥦bruh🥦euuuuahh🥦. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
          💺nah💺she💺got💺you💺blushin💺awh💺hell💺nah💺twin💺you💺gotta💺lock💺up💺twin💺this💺ain💺even💺you💺twin💺on💺foenem💺grave💺bruh💺euuuuahh💺. (Couldn’t find the 🥀 emoji)
          💔nah💔she💔got💔you💔blushin💔twin💔awh💔hell💔nah💔twin💔you💔gotta💔lock💔up💔twin💔this💔ain💔even💔you💔twin💔on💔foenem💔grave💔bruh💔euuuuuhhh [happy]
          nah🥀she🥀got🥀you🥀blushin🥀twin🥀awh🥀hell🥀nah🥀twin🥀you🥀gotta🥀lock🥀up🥀twin🥀this🥀ain🥀even🥀you🥀twin🥀on🥀foemen🥀grave🥀bruh🥀æãâª🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶

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            Ash Wednesday

              ‼️🚨ATTENTION🚨‼️CALLING📞📲 ALL OF MY DUSTIEST SINNERS👦👩👦👩. TODAY IS ASH WEDNESDAY✝️☠️⚔️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS😮ITS TIME 🕰️ TO REFLECT ON YOUR MORTALITY💀☠️😵🪦DONT FORGET😩 TO‼️‼️REMEMBER 🧠🧐YOU ARE DUST 💨AND TO DUST 💨YOU SHALL RETURN ‼️‼️YOU HAVE CAUSED DIVISION ➗ ❌ FROM GOD😵🙅SO YOUR FAT ASH🍑 🫄BETTER BE FASTING 🚫🌯🚫 RECEIVING YOUR ASHES🥸✝️ AND REMEMBERING YOU WILL DIE💀😵☠️😩 DO NOT🙅 EAT MEAT🚫🍗🍔🥓🥩🍖 🚫DO ✅ PENANCE 😇🧐DO ✅ PRAY😇🙏DO✅ ALMSGIVING 😇💸👆✝️. SEND THIS TO 121️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR DUSTIEST FRIENDS👯👯‍♀️ IN NEED OF CHRIST’S🙏✝️ 💧🩸DIVINE MERCY 🩸💧. GET 0 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU YOUR LENT4️⃣0️⃣WILL BE FILLED WITH PLEASURE AND FEASTING👿 🙅😫. GET 55️⃣ BACK AND YOU ARE A DISCIPLINED🙏💪 DISCIPLE✝️💪 GET 12 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND YOU WILL BE UNITED 🙏TO THE SUFFERING🩸😫 AND AGONIES😫🩸 OF CHRIST'S🙏✝️ DEATH 💀🪦 THIS LENTEN 4️⃣0️⃣SEASON😇 😁🤗 
              What up Christian sluts! ✝🙏🙏✝ ASS Wednesday is CUMMING UP! Remember that you are cummies 💦 💦 and to cummies you shall return! We might look like young Christian women 🙏💁🙏 but we're ready to get our faces soaked with ash ✝✝✝ and that Catholic cum 🍆💦💦 AND BE SLUTTIER THAN THE WHORE OF BABYLON!! 👅🍆 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest God-fearing bitches - if YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'LL BE GIVING UP DICK THIS LENT 🙅🙅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE A SLUTTY NUN 💁💋GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL GET 40 DAYS OF CUM ✝🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FROM DADDY JESUS HIMSELF!
              🙏🤲Laudetur Jesus Christus🥵🐪 you little✝️cathoLICK👅SLUTS💃💃💃it’s ASS🍑WEDNESDAY📆you know what that means🧐its time to get👨🏻DADDYS🐪NAZARENE🐪COCK🍆🤤all DIRTY😈😈😈and let him SMACK🤌💥🤕it on that🥺FACE🥺til it leaves a MARK 14:51😈📖🔍🤨if ur lucky some big dick📏😱romans🏛️👶🐺👶will NAIL🔨🤩you to a SEXY🥵🥵CRUCIFIX✝️and CUM💦💦💦on you til you have STIGMATA⭕️⭕️on ur GAPING HOLE 🕳️ LENT fasting starts TODAY so I hope u GOBBLED DOWN⤵️🔄on daddys JUICY🧃HOG🐖🐷🍆🤤and SWALLOWED his CUM🤤🌊last night‼️🌝 now it’s time⏰to strap in for SIX6️⃣🕕🕡sexy weeks⏳⌛️🗓️🗓️of EDGING😳😖😫before the easter cummy🐇EMPTIES your BALLS⚽️⚽️on his EGGS🪺🐣and you can get back to ✅🥩🍆🥵MEATY FRIDAYS😈🙏🤤REMEMBER💭that YOU 👈are CUMMIES 💦 and to CUMMIES 💦 you SHALL RETURN 🔄 and don’t forget Jesus’🔝🎅FAT COCK🍆died for ur sins😏🤑😡😒🤤🐋🦥so if ur not SINNING👹🦹‍♂️and SQUIRTING💦he died in VAIN😢😢😢lube up🧴💦💨✊your anal rosary📿🍑🙏and send this prayer🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣prostitutes💃if u get1️⃣back ur a🤢PRESBYTESTICAL🤢if u get5️⃣back ur an🇬🇧🫅ANGLICUNT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖if u get1️⃣0️⃣back ur a☦️🪆RUSSIAN ORTHODIX🇷🇺❄️and if u get2️⃣0️⃣back🎅JESUS will make ur DICK🍆RISE🌅⬆️from the🧟‍♂️DEAD🪦and 👻👻ASCEND🌈to⛅️HEAVCUM💦💦👼😇to FILL ur HOLEY🕳️SEE🇻🇦🙏🤲
              OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 IT'S ASH 🚬🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 MY HOE-LY 🙏 HOES!!! 👯‍♀️ TIME ⏰ FOR DADDY ‼️ PRIEST ⛪️ 🚹 TO Rub 🤲🏻💧HIS 🍆 ASHES 🚬👅💦 ALL OVER YOUR HOE-LY 🕳 FACE 🙇‍♂️ SO YOU REMEMBER💭 THAT YOU 👈ARE CUMMIES 💦 AND TO CUMMIES 💦 YOU SHALL RETURN 🔄 JESUS 👳🏽 ✝️ DIED 💀 FOR YOUR SINS 👹 SO YOUR FAT 🐷 ASS 🍑 BETTER BE FASTING 🍽 AND ON YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♂️💦 PRAYING 🙏🏻 TO YOUR DADDY 👨🏻 LORD 😇 AND SAVIOR 🔱 SEND 📧 THIS 📲TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST 💅🏻 GOD ⛪️ FEARING 😰 BITCHES 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'LL 👈🏻 BE ❌GIVING UP❌ DICK 🙅🏻‍♀️THIS LENT 😭😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 🙋🏽‍♀️ YOU'RE A SLUTTY 😘 CHOIR GIRL 👧🏽 ⛪️🙏 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 😍DADDY JESUS 🧔🏽💋 WILL RISE ⬆️ 🍆 FROM THE DEAD 😇 😵 AND NAIL 🔨 YOU WITH HIS BIG CROSS ✝️ 💦 😝 FOR 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌄 OF CUMMIES 💦💦💦✝️💦🍆💦🍆💦🤪
              🎉Happy🎉ASS🍑 Wednesday 🗓️ to my dirty🤭 catholic✝️ school girls👧👰 and nasty😛 choir boys🎤👯. Get 👇⬇️on your knees 🦵 for Daddy 👴 and don’t forget you are DIRT🗑️ and will always be DIRT🚮. So get your face smeared💦 with his mark😩 and make an exhibition💃🕺 of it publicly 🏙️like the 🙏HO-ly💄💋 one you are
              OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 its ASH 🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 my HOLY 🙏 HOES!!! thats RIGHT JESUS 👳🏽 DIED for ur SINS 👹 so ur FAT 🐷 ASS better be FASTING 🍽 n ON UR KNEES 💦 PRAYING 2 UR DADDY lord n savior 😇 if u get 0️⃣back DADDY‼️won't put his ASHES 👅💦 all over ur HOE-LY FACE💄if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SEXY 😘 CHOIR GIRL ⛪️🙏 if u get 🔟 back DADDY💋 will rise from the dead 😵 and NAIL 🔨 with his BIG CROSS ✝️
              Lent😇 is beginning 😃 you know what that means🍑 ASS🍑 WEDNESDAY😃 once upon a time JESUS👩 was BOUND and had his SLUTTY 🍑ASS🍑🔨NAILED🔨on the CROSS➕ by the big dick🍆 💦💦ROMANS 👉COPY & PASTE👉 this to 10 friends 👩👦👬👭if you get ❌0 ❌back you don't ❌get nailed🔨 on the ➕cross⛔😩😩 if you get 5 back you're a ROMAN SOLDIER SLUT🍆🍑 if you get 10👍😂🍑🍆 back you will RISE ⬆FROM THE TOMB👼💀 so you can SUCK😮🍆 more BIG ROMAN DADDY COCK🍆💦🍆💦😂