4th of July emojipasta
Hey ๐you hot ๐ฅโญ๏ธ piece of American ๐บ๐ธ ass ๐! Today ๐ is the fourth 4๏ธโฃ of July โญ๏ธ also known as ๐ญ Independence Day! 1776 ๐ years ago, America ๐โค๏ธ๐ was ruled ๐ธ๐ผ by King George Washington ๐๐ด๐ผ from the country ๐น๐ท Europe ๐ฑ๐. Thank goodness ๐ Daddy Sam ๐๐จ๐ป๐บ๐ธ and Donny ๐๐ฆ๐พ won our freedom ๐ from them. Today ๐ is a day to celebrate ๐พ๐๐ our religious ๐ and sexual๐ ๐ณ liberties. So get down โฌ๏ธ on your knees ๐and worship your daddy ๐๐ด๐ผ and thank him ๐ for your liberal ๐ป labia ๐ท! Send this to ๐ of your favorite Stars โญ๏ธ and stripes sluts ๐ธ๐ผ๐ง๐ป๐ถ๐ป! If you get 0๏ธโฃ to 5๏ธโฃ back, freedom rings ๐ throughout your pussy ๐ because it is so empty ๐ and large ๐. If you get 6๏ธโฃ to 8๏ธโฃ back, your daddy ๐๐ด๐ผ is sure to give ๐ your sweet land of Liberty ๐
๐ a taste ๐๐ซ! And if you get 9๏ธโฃ to ๐ back, your patriotic ๐บ๐ธ๐๐โค๏ธ pussy will be filled with nationalism ๐บ๐ธ๐โค๏ธ๐ฏ and dick ๐!
ITโS OUR ๐บ๐ธNATIONโS ๐บ๐ธ BIRTHDAY ๐๐๐ PATRI-SLUTS๐๐๐ฉ AND IT HAS A BIIIG ๐๐ฏ๐๐
PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY ๐จ๐๐๐ฆ UNCLE SAM ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅWANTS YoU๐๐ฉ๐๐! HEโs BRINGING his STAR ๐โจโญSPANGLED ๐ฅโก๐ฅBONER ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ TO GIVE YOU FREE๐
ฑ๏ธOM TO HOEโผ๏ธ BUTT๐ thatโs not ALL. HEโS gonna launch his rocket ๐๐ฉ๐ into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE๐๐๐ and EXPLODEโจ๐ฅ๐ฉ in your SPACIOUS SKIES๐๐๐๐. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE ๐ฉ๐๐๐บ๐ธ DADDY will eat that ASS๐ฉ๐ like apple ๐ pie ๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐ฏ. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE ๐ก๐ค๐บ๐โโ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! ๐ฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆโ๐
๐๐ send this to 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ SONS of LIBERTITTY ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ & youโll get Daddy SAMsโ MEGA THICC PATRIODICKโผ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐
Happy fWHOREth of July ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ my fellow SLUTTY ๐๐ฆ AmeriCUNTS! ๐บ๐ธ๐ On this day ๐
in 1๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ, the DADDIES ๐ด๐ป๐ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ got DRIPPY ๐ฆ๐ฆ together & signed ๐ the Declaration of IndependSEX, ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ breaking away ๐ from those COCK BLOCKING ๐ซ๐โ Brits ๐ฌ๐งโ & giving us our ๐ freedom ๐ to FUCK! ๐๐๐ฆ So grab those ๐ฅ sparklers ๐ฅ & start LICKIN ๐
๐ฆ some BUTTHOLES ๐ good ol AMERICAN style! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ SHOOT โ๏ธ๐ your LOAD ๐๐ฆ of ๐ฅ fireworks ๐ฅ off, FLOP โคต๏ธ those BIG ASS ๐ John HanCOCK ๐๐ญ WEINERS ๐ญ on the grill, ๐ณ & wave ๐ the ๐ Star SPANKING ๐๐ Banner, ๐บ๐ธ praising ๐ the red ๐ด, WHITE โช๐ฆ & blue! ๐ต Send โก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES ๐บ๐ธ๐น or you won't ๐ซ get Lady Liberty's ๐ฝ GREEN TITS ๐ฝ in your face tonight! ๐ญ Get 3๏ธโฃ back & you're a ๐บ๐ธ Ben FrankCLIT LICKER ๐
๐ฆ Get 5๏ธโฃ back & you're a ๐บ๐ธ John PennIS SUCKER ๐๐ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back & you're the ๐บ๐ธ Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN ๐๐ฆ๐
โค๏ธ๐ค๐ HOE SAY CAN YOU SEE ๐๐ this hot ๐ฅ๐ฅต piece of AMURRICAN ASS ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฑ๐ท๐ฆ
๐๐คฏโฝ?โฝโฝ Today ๐
โฉ๏ธ is IndepenDICKs Dayโผ๏ธ๐ฆ
and its time 2 celebrate our Democrussy ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต (while we still have it๐ค)
Do u know ๐ญ the history of our CUNTry? ๐ณ๐ 1776 yrs ago ๐โฌ
๏ธ America ๐ต๐ท was ruled by King George Washington ๐๐๐ด๐ผ from the country ๐น๐ทEurope ๐ฑ๐๐ค๐โ Thank God ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ท BarrCOCK ๐ Obama ๐ฆ๐พ๐ won our freedom ๐ by hosting the Boston Sex Party!! ๐ฅต๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ (Thats where they wrote โ๏ธthe DICKlaration of SINdependence ๐๐ฉโ) So tonight ๐ u better lay down โฌ๏ธ a blanket ๐ง and pop ๐ฅ๐ your Patriotic Pussy ๐ต๐ท๐ซก๐ cause the Fondling Fathers ๐ด๐ผ๐ด๐ผ๐ด๐ผ๐ด๐ผ are gonna give u a Very Special ๐คญ Fireworks Show ๐ณ๐๐๐ฅ๐
Send this to ๐ of your favorite Stars and Stripes Sluts โญ๏ธ๐ฏ! If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, freedom rings ๐ณ๏ธ throughout your pussy ๐ (...because that thing empty ๐ ๐๐ธ). If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, Daddy ๐๐ด๐ผ will give ๐ your sweet Land of Liberty ๐
๐ a taste ๐๐ซ! And if you ๐ back, your Constitutional CLIT will SQUIRT ๐ฆ๐๐โค๏ธ from sea to shining sea ๐๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐โค๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐บ๐ธ!
๐ณ๏ธโ๐PRIDE MONTH๐ณ๏ธโ๐ IS OVER ๐
โโ๏ธAND JUST LIKE ๐ขCORPORATIONS๐จ๐ปโ๐ผDROPPING THE GAYS๐
OR ๐ซขTHE SUPREME COURT๐๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธDROPPING ๐คWOMENS RIGHTS๐คฆโโ๏ธ, ANOTHER ๐EMOJI ๐ซ TEXT๐ซก IS๐ฏ HERE๐คช
๐๐ITS ALMOST ๐บ๐ธINDEPENIS DAY ๐ซก๐MY FELLOW AMERICUNTS๐บ๐ธ๐ IN 1776 THE FOUNDING DADDIES ๐จโ๐ผ๐โโ๏ธWROTE โ๏ธTHE DICKlararion๐ OF HOE-DEPENDENCEโจ๐THATS RIGHT ๐ด๐ปUNCLE SAM WANTS YOU ๐ซตTO SUCC๐
HIS STAR SPANGLEDโจ ๐
ฑ๏ธONER๐ POP๐ฅ THOSE PATRIOTIC PUSSIES ๐ซฆ FOR COCK BLOCKING๐
โโ๏ธ THOSE BRITS ๐ฌ๐ง AND FLOP โคต๏ธTHOSE JOHN HAN-COCKS ๐ฆON THE GRILL๐ญ
SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโฃ and YOURE A COMMIE ๐ด FOR CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐
3๏ธโฃand YOURE GETTING PATRIODICKKED DOWN๐บ๐ธ๐ซก๐ 5๏ธโฃ and YOULL GET A VISIT ๐FROM BEN FRAN-CLIT๐ฆ LICKER ๐ด๐ป๐ช๐
๐AND BET YOUR STAR ๐SPANKING ๐ฅ๐๐BANNER ๐บ๐ธLADY LIBERTYS ๐ฝTITS ๐WILL BE IN UR FACE 2NITE ๐คช
HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY ๐ to shoot his FIREWORKS into you ๐ฉ๐ if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog ๐ญ just yell ๐ด"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"๐ด it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass ๐๐๐ ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ๐๐ฆ send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts๐บ๐ธ or you'll be thrown away ๐๐ป๐ฎ like tea into the water ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
SAY ๐ฃ GOODBYE ๐TO THE โผโผโผโผ RAINBOWS๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ OF JUNE ๐
THE ONLY ๐ถ COLORS ๐จTHAT MATTER IN JULY ๐ ARE
RED ๐ดWHITE โชAND BLUE ๐ต
IN HONOR๐
OF INDEPENDENCE DAY ๐บ๐ธ๐๐, TRUMP ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ HAS DECIDED THAT AMERICA ๐บ๐ธIS SECEDING โ๏ธ FROM THE WORLD ๐
RUSSIA ๐ท๐บ IS โฌโฌโฌโฌโฌโฌCREATING ๐ A YUGE PLANET ๐๐ FOR US โฌโฌโฌโฌโฌ TO HABITATE TOGETHER. ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ
IT IS TOO SMALL ๐ FOR ANY ALIENS ๐ฝ๐พTHAT COME FROM MEXICO ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฏ OR MARS ๐ฒ๐ญโ๏ธ SORRY ๐โโ๏ธ
SO PACK YOUR BAGS ๐๐๐๐, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A GIANT LEAP ๐ด FOR THE ONLY MANKIND ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ THAT MATTERS, WHITE AMERICANS ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐บ๐ธ
DRINK A BUDWEISER ๐ป AND REPORT ๐จTO YOUR LOCAL BASEBALL โพ๏ธ STADIUM FOR TAKE OFF ๐๐ฉโ๐๐จโ๐
BUT REMEMBER NO VEGANS ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐
๐๐ฅ, DEMOCRATS ๐ด๐ต, OR ENVIRONMENTALISTS ๐ฒ๐ด๐ท๐ป๐นALLOWED. โ
POP ๐งจ POP ๐ POP ๐ THAT PUSSY ๐ฉ ON THIS ๐ฆ
FREEDOM DAY ๐บ๐ธ. Did you know that the 3๏ธโฃ colors of the flag ๐บ๐ธ mean some SHITโ The RED โฅ๏ธ๐น stripes on the flag represent the HANDPRINTS ๐๐ผ ๐on your ASSCHEEKS ๐ The WHITE ๐คโช๏ธ stripes represent the cummies ๐๐ฆ thatโll be ON and IN you ๐ฉ๐ and the BLUE ๐๐ต represents the DICK ๐ RIDING BRUISES ๐ฅต make SURE you celebrate ๐ RIGHT ๐by getting ZADDYโs big rocket ๐ ๐ฆ into your CANNON ๐ฑ and letting it FIRE ๐ฅ into you ๐ค RIDE that GIRTHY ๐ช๐ผ DIIICK like the British ๐ฌ๐ง are cumming ๐๐๐ฆ spread that eagle ๐ฆ
wide to feed ๐๐
zaddy better than any cookout ๐ฉ Send ๐ to 7๏ธโฃ of the BADDEST ๐ฅต๐ BITCHES you knowโ๏ธ if you get 7๏ธโฃ back, youโll have ALL 3๏ธโฃ colors of the flag โฅ๏ธโช๏ธ๐ tonight!!! If you get 4๏ธโฃ back, DADDY is gonna be FEASTIN ๐คค on your coochie ๐ช tonight!! If you get less than 2๏ธโฃ back, your PUSSY ๐ฟ is gonna be drier ๐ต than the ones on the grill ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
