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HOW๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ DARE ๐Ÿ‘บ YOU๐Ÿ‘Š HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN ๐Ÿ˜ก

    NOOOO โ›“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘บ HOW๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ DARE ๐Ÿ‘บ YOU๐Ÿ‘Š HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN ๐Ÿ˜กโ›“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌโ›“โ›“ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER โ€ผ๐Ÿคฌโ›“โ›“โ›“โ›“๐Ÿ‘บโ›“ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซโŒโŒ UNDERASTIMATE๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บโ›“โ›“โ›“โ›“

    Wait, is this a MANGO MANGO๐Ÿ˜ˆ reference ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

      Wait, is this a MANGO MANGO๐Ÿ˜ˆ reference ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Chat! This is a MANGO MANGO๐Ÿ˜ˆ reference ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Boi, you won the Internet meme of the day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซฑ. Only the Balkans with noradrenaline will understandโ˜ ๏ธ

      joe Biden prostate cancer

         ๐ŸšจOh no! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’” SLEEPY JOE ๐Ÿ˜ด is BACK with a โšก๏ธshockingโšก๏ธ REVELATION ๐Ÿคฏโ€”heโ€™s got ASS๐Ÿ‘ CANCER ๐Ÿ’ฅ! This INSANE ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ›Œ condition has him feeling๐Ÿ˜ซ THOSE CHEEKS ๐Ÿ‘ TREMBLING like โŒNEVERโŒ before! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine ๐Ÿ“œ was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘–? Time to ๐Ÿ“žCALL HIS DOCTOR ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ & ask for the ๐Ÿ†CUMback plan ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”™ before that ASS๐Ÿ‘ goes on permanentโฌ‡๏ธ VACAY ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and DONNIE has to plan his STATE๐Ÿ’’ FUNERAL ๐Ÿ’โšฐ๏ธ! You know it's serious๐Ÿซข when he starts shaking that BOOTY ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒช๏ธ at the RETIREMENT HOME๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ like heโ€™s trying to ๐Ÿซจshake off STAGE 4 ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Don't forget to send him your ๐Ÿ‘‹BEST WISHES ๐Ÿ’Œ or he might just get a little TOO comfy ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ and blow๐Ÿคฏ out the BACKROOM booth ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘€ at the next state dinner ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ!! Remember, itโ€™s always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS ๐Ÿ‘ than to miss your chance at a nasty dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿซก! Send this to your 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ favorite neo-liberal hoes and ๐ŸŒ‘DARK BRANDON๐Ÿ˜ˆ will live FOREVER ๐Ÿšจ 
        ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Oh noooo! ๐Ÿ™€ ex President ๐Ÿ‘ Joe Biden ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ has PROSTATE cancer! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ After ๐Ÿ”ฅ years ๐ŸŒ in the WHOREhouse, ๐Ÿ  he thought he could ๐Ÿ‘Š still get that BANG BANG! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘€ But now heโ€™s feeling ๐Ÿ† a little less ๐Ÿ”ฅ and more POUNDING (from the doctors! ๐Ÿ’‰) ๐Ÿš‘ Come on, Sleepy Joe! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค Donโ€™t let this DICKtastrophe ๐ŸŒช๏ธ get you down! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ You need to keep that ASS ๐Ÿ‘ in the game! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Š Imagine all those ๐Ÿ˜ฉ hot ๐Ÿ’ฆ medical exams ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธโ€”time to raise your hand ๐Ÿคš like you're ๐ŸŽค at a concert for some "hands-on" action! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ So send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ of your SINFUL ๐Ÿ‘…friends, and if they donโ€™t laugh ๐Ÿ˜น, then it's NEGATIVE VIBES only! โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค Letโ€™s pray for a big CUMback! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’–

        IS THAT A FREAKING ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ THE FINALS ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ REFERENCE?!?

          Its the TNO copypasta but changed into The Finals.

          GOOD HEAVENS, IS THAT A FREAKING ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ THE FINALS ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ REFERENCE?!?!?! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ CASH OUT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ OR GET OUT ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ LIGHT BUILDS ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’จ ARE SO BASED ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž MEDIUM MAINS ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿง  ARE THE TRUE GAMERS ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ HEAVY HITTERS ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ ARE JUST TRYHARDS ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ TURRETS ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ซ ARE FOR NOOBS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ DON'T FORGET TO GRAB THOSE VAULTS ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ AND YEET THOSE CONTAINERS ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ THIS GAME IS PEAK ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ PEAK I TELL YOU!!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FINALS YOU'RE A ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก NO CAP ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿšซ 

          GTA 6 Trailer 2 Emoji Copypasta

            Its an emojified version of the the GTA 6 Trailer 2 video.

            ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
            ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš˜
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿง“ What you doing up there?
            --
            ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Oh, just fixing some leaks
            ๐Ÿš
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿง“ Seriously dude, you got some time on your hands.
            I got some properties with paying tenants. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ What, that's why you came by?
            --
            ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿง“Just go get me my checks!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ See you, Brian
            ๐Ÿ˜” Love you, Jason
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ Hi Jason!
            ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค• ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
            ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต
            -- 
            
            โœˆ
            
            ๐Ÿšฅ๐Ÿšฅ
            
            ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“
            ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
            --
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ I'm here for Lucia Caminos.
            She's supposed to be getting out
            
            ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ’ป What's your name?
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ Jason Duval
            
            ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป I've seen you here before?
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ You might have.
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿšง ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿšง ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ Hey.
            Hey
            *We could be so hot together*
            *together*
            -- 
            
            Rockstar Games Presents
            ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†
            *We happened to be at the same party*
            -- 
            
            โœ‹๐Ÿคต๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘คHands above your head! Now!
            ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ You, stay!
            *We left it up to chance*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘โœ‹
            *I'm remembering the time you kissed me*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ To new beginnings
            
            -- 
            
            โ›ต๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ You broke my nose, that's what ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
            *Now you're asking me to dance*
            --
            โœˆ
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
            *The way we moved*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
            ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ
            
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ Trust me, this place is just a start for us.
            *with each other*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Ring the bell! ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ
            Shots baby!
            ๐Ÿ””
            *ooh*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ The only thing that matters is who you know
            *ooh We could dance *
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿคต ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ and what you got.
            *this dance forever*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿคต
            --
            ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ If we're gonna do this,
            --
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ we're doing it right
            *We could be so hot*
            --
            ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป
            
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿคต *hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿชฉ
            
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ•บ *hot together*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ Yo D, this fool a fed?
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ *hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ *so hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’จ
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ *so hot together*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ด They got your name, address. They got everything
            *Baby, we could be hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšช *Wherever else*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ Us cops
            --
            ๐Ÿคต ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ we gotta protect each other
            *you get down*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
            *so hot*
            --
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคช Like, brap brap brap!
            *We got to free it up*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ•บ *We could be so*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš˜
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
            *hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ You and me Lu, we got this
            ๐Ÿ›‹๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ We got it
            *hot together*
            --
            ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ
            *hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ Whoa!
            *so hot*
            -- 
            
            โœˆ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ
            
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ * so hot together*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿš—_____๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡
            *Baby we can be hot*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’โœ‹
            *We both know that it could*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ•บ
            ๐Ÿ•บ Say Vice City, Baby!
            *feel good*
            --
            ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘
            ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคณ
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
            ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคณ Vice City, baby!
            *so good*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’ต |
            | ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต
            ๐Ÿ’ƒ
            |
            *whooo yeah*
            --
            ๐Ÿ“บ Come to Phil's Ammu-Nation today!
            ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
            We got more guns than the law allows.
            ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ Woooo hoooo
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ
            ๐Ÿ”‘
            ๐Ÿ›Œ Hey ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธโ™ฅ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธโ™ฅ
            
            -- 
            
            *woo yeah* ๐Ÿš
            
            ๐Ÿšค๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
            ๐ŸŠ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿš
            
            ๐Ÿ›ฅ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ
            ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
            -- 
            
            โœˆ
            ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’จ
            ๐Ÿ›ต๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡
            *Burn it up baby*
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค—
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿš๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‡
            
            ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
            ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’จ
            ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš˜
            -- 
            
            ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ ๐Ÿ˜ž Hey if you got friends, can you hook me up please!
            
            *so hot*
            -- 
            
            โ˜€
            ๐ŸŒ† ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ Hahaha!
            
            *so hot, its too hot*
            --
            โ…คโ…  ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒด
            Grand
            Theft
            Auto
            May 26, 2026
            *hot hot*
            *Oh love me*
            *baby we could be hot*
            *What you doing to me come on oh*
            --
            ๐Ÿ†โญ
            
            *Ma ma ma*
            

            Cinco de Mayo

              Itโ€™s CincHOE๐ŸŽ‰ de mayHOE๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is Cinco (15 you dumb bitch) ๐Ÿ–๏ธ5๏ธโƒฃ DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now youโ€™re gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ dick๐Ÿ† into that dirty๐Ÿ˜ณ chihuahua pussy๐Ÿถ butโ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to CINCO 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ youโ€™d cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“ 
              HOLA๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป all you dirty little TACO๐ŸŒฎSLUTS๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃdo you know what day it is?!๐Ÿค” I smell immigrants๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎโค๏ธ๐ŸŒฏ Hide your KIDS๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ŸŒฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐Ÿ˜ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชis coming to deport us all๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ŸŒฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐Ÿธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธis to PARTYYY๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐Ÿ˜ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โŒget any back you get NO ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
              It's Cinco de mayo... ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰ but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is cinco DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ with a huge stick ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ‰ but โ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ you'd cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
              Itโ€™s the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
              Itโ€™s CincHOE๐ŸŽ‰ de mayHOE๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is cinco๐Ÿ–๏ธ5๏ธโƒฃ DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now youโ€™re gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ dick๐Ÿ† into that dirty๐Ÿ˜ณ chihuahua pussy๐Ÿถ butโ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ youโ€™d cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ and youโ€™ll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
              Happy ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘ CINCO de ๐ŸŽง MAYHOE!! Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿšซ time to ๐Ÿฝ celebrate all ๐Ÿ’ฆ things ๐Ÿ‘  Mexican like GUACamole, ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘ MARiHUANAdoes, and ๐Ÿ’ฆ El DICKcunTin ๏ธ . Send this โ˜โคด to of ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ’Ž spiciest latina ass bitches ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‹ or ๐ŸŽก๐Ÿ˜ฉ you ainโ€™t MexiCUMMIED in the ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ— face that ๐ŸšŸ night ๐ŸŒŒ . If ๐Ÿ‘ฆ you โ™€๐Ÿ˜ง get ๐Ÿ”Ÿโ™‚ back ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ”™ , you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ ainโ€™t spicy ๐Ÿ˜ซ enough . Get ๐Ÿ’ฆ back ๐Ÿ˜” and ๐Ÿ‘… youโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ HOT as ๐Ÿ˜– FUCK ๏ธ back and ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฐ youโ€™ll ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get your ๐Ÿ’ธ CINCO on ๐Ÿ”› thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be ๐Ÿ getting DICKed down โฌ‡โฌ‡ all night ๐ŸŒ long ๐Ÿ˜„โ™‚
              HAPPY CINC-HOE DE MAYO ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐ŸŒฎ MUCHACHOS ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ, MUCHACHAS ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ, AND MUCHACHES ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ‰
              
              Get ready to get your TACO ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿˆ EATEN ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ and GULP ๐ŸผDOWN papiโ€™s CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ Today ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ weโ€™ll drink cervezas ๐Ÿป and margaritas ๐Ÿน to celebrate the SEXicans ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝkicking ๐Ÿฆต out the well-equipped ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜ French ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿฅ– at the Battle of Puebla 1๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ years ago (but keeping the French kisses ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘…)
              
              Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ youโ€™d cross a border for ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ˜ณ Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and an eagle ๐Ÿฆ… will shove a cactus ๐ŸŒต up your TACO ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and youโ€™ll get your piรฑata ๐Ÿช… beat ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคญ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and youโ€™ll get your burrito ๐ŸŒฏ filled with sour cream ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿ˜œ chihuahua (doggy) ๐Ÿ• style ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and Nach-HOE ZaraGOONza will RISE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ†™ from the dead and SHART ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ ALL OVER PAPI TRUMP ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคข AND LA MIGRA ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ™„ ON LIVE TELEVISION ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅโ€ผ๏ธโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ 
              If anyone ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ‘ˆappropriates/disrespects ๐Ÿ˜คMexican๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ culture this Friday ๐Ÿ“…(this includes saying cinco 5๏ธโƒฃde drinko๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป, a mayo boy๐Ÿ‘ฆ having a cinco 5๏ธโƒฃde mayo party ๐ŸŽ‰(ANYONE WHO ISNT ๐Ÿ™…MEXICAN ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝHAVING A CINCO 5๏ธโƒฃ DE MAYO PARTY๐ŸŽ‰ WILL CATCH ๐Ÿ™ŒMY HANDS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Š), wearing a fake mustache๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ/sombrero๐Ÿค , YALL KNOW๐Ÿค” WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS I DONT๐Ÿ˜พ NEED TO GO ON), WILL (A) catch ๐Ÿ™Œthis block โœ‹๏ธโŒ๐Ÿšซ(B) receive a text ๐Ÿ“ฒfrom me (C) be blasted ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃon this account๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป (D) will have me ๐Ÿ˜  coming ๐Ÿ”ชafter them and their families๐Ÿ‘ช. Let's remember this is the day when Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝgained ๐Ÿ’ชindependence and not ruin ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ˜กit like people ruined Dia de los Muertos๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ. THANK ๐Ÿ™YOU! 
              ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿšจ LISTEN UP SLUTS ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ—ฃ Itโ€™s the end ๐Ÿ”š of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ–– but that means the ๐ŸŒ… beginning of ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿป get ready ๐Ÿ”œ to get your TACO๐ŸŒฎ eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ and gulp Papi's ๐Ÿ‘€ BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ โŒ๏ธDont ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธmess with the ๐ŸšฉBULL ๐Ÿƒ or you'll get ๐Ÿ˜ˆHORNY๐Ÿ˜ˆ GUZZLE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ some ๐Ÿฅถ COLD ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ mexican๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ CERVEZAS๐Ÿป but HOLD ๐Ÿšซthe ICE ๐ŸงŠโŒ๏ธ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need ๐Ÿ‘ to be ๐Ÿ˜ฉstuffed๐Ÿ˜ฉ by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back YOU'LL get STUNG ๐Ÿ‘โญ•๏ธ by ๐Ÿฆ‚DADDY'S SCORPION๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card ๐Ÿ’ณโœจ๏ธ HOE๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿซก If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŒŸTelenovela๐ŸŒŸ main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸฝBITCH๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting โฌ…๏ธdeportedโฌ…๏ธ by ๐ŸŠTrump! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy ๐Ÿฅณ CincHOE ๐Ÿ† de Mayo ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ and dont forget ๐Ÿคช โœŠ๐Ÿฝ CHINGA LA MIGRA ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿšซ!!!