Emojipasta

It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is Cinco (15 you dumb bitch) 🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to CINCO 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you 🚔🚓 

HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩

It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘

It’s the end of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌😫 but that means the beginning of 🎸👨🏾🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🎸👨🏾🌵 get ready to get your TACO eaten 👅💦🌮 and gulp Papi's BURRITO 😩🌯💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!

It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘

Happy 😉🍑 CINCO de 🎧 MAYHOE!! It’s 🅱🚫 time to 🏽 celebrate all 💦 things 👠 Mexican like GUACamole, 🥑🥑 MARiHUANAdoes, and 💦 El DICKcunTin ️ . Send this ☝⤴ to of 👶😂 your 💎 spiciest latina ass bitches 🍑💋 or 🎡😩 you ain’t MexiCUMMIED in the 👢🍗 face that 🚟 night 🌌 . If 👦 you ♀😧 get 🔟♂ back 😯🔙 , you 😍😫 ain’t spicy 😫 enough . Get 💦 back 😔 and 👅 you’re 😍😂 HOT as 😖 FUCK ️ back and 👑💰 you’ll 👈 get your 💸 CINCO on 🔛 thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be 🐝 getting DICKed down ⬇⬇ all night 🌝 long 😄♂

HAPPY CINC-HOE DE MAYO 🇲🇽🌮 MUCHACHOS 💁‍♂️, MUCHACHAS 💁‍♀️, AND MUCHACHES 💁 🥂💯🎉

Get ready to get your TACO 🌮🐈 EATEN 🍽️ and GULP 🍼DOWN papi’s CHORIZO 🌭‼️‼️ Today 🗓️ we’ll drink cervezas 🍻 and margaritas 🍹 to celebrate the SEXicans 🇲🇽kicking 🦵 out the well-equipped 📏😏 French 🇫🇷🤮🚬🥖 at the Battle of Puebla 1️⃣6️⃣4️⃣ years ago (but keeping the French kisses 😘👅)

Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ amigos 👯‍♀️ you’d cross a border for 🚧🚔😳 Get 0️⃣ back and an eagle 🦅 will shove a cactus 🌵 up your TACO 🌮🇲🇽 Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll get your piñata 🪅 beat 🍆👌🤭 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ll get your burrito 🌯 filled with sour cream 🥯😜 chihuahua (doggy) 🐕 style 🥵😩💦 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and Nach-HOE ZaraGOONza will RISE 🍆😏⬆️🆙 from the dead and SHART 💩🚽 ALL OVER PAPI TRUMP 🍊🤢 AND LA MIGRA 🧊🙄 ON LIVE TELEVISION 📺🎥‼️⚠️😁 

If anyone 😧👈appropriates/disrespects 😤Mexican🇲🇽 culture this Friday 📅(this includes saying cinco 5️⃣de drinko🍺🍻, a mayo boy👦 having a cinco 5️⃣de mayo party 🎉(ANYONE WHO ISNT 🙅MEXICAN 🇲🇽HAVING A CINCO 5️⃣ DE MAYO PARTY🎉 WILL CATCH 🙌MY HANDS👐👏✊️👊), wearing a fake mustache👨🏼/sombrero🤠, YALL KNOW🤔 WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS I DONT😾 NEED TO GO ON), WILL (A) catch 🙌this block ✋️❌🚫(B) receive a text 📲from me (C) be blasted 🗣🗣🗣on this account👩‍💻 (D) will have me 😠 coming 🔪after them and their families👪. Let's remember this is the day when Mexico 🇲🇽gained 💪independence and not ruin 😠💢😡it like people ruined Dia de los Muertos💀☠️. THANK 🙏YOU! 

🗣🚨 LISTEN UP SLUTS 🚨 🗣 It’s the end 🔚 of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌🖖 but that means the 🌅 beginning of 🇲🇽🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🇲🇽🌵🍻 get ready 🔜 to get your TACO🌮 eaten 👅💦 and gulp Papi's 👀 BURRITO 😩🌯💦 ❌️Dont 🙅‍♀️mess with the 🚩BULL 🐃 or you'll get 😈HORNY😈 GUZZLE 😩 some 🥶 COLD 🇲🇽 mexican🇲🇽 CERVEZAS🍻 but HOLD 🚫the ICE 🧊❌️ send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need 🍑 to be 😩stuffed😩 by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back YOU'LL get STUNG 🍑⭕️ by 🦂DADDY'S SCORPION🦂😈 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card 💳✨️ HOE💚🫡 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽🌟Telenovela🌟 main 💅🏽BITCH💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting ⬅️deported⬅️ by 🍊Trump! 👴🍊 😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy 🥳 CincHOE 🍆 de Mayo 🇲🇽 and dont forget 🤪 ✊🏽 CHINGA LA MIGRA 🚫🧊🚫!!!