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April Fool’s

    😱 UH OH! 🚫 today is APRIL 🗓️ THIRST 💦 and you 🫵 know 🧠 what that MEANS 😍👅 With April 🗓️ flowers 🌹🌻 CUM 💦💦 May 🗓️ SHOWERS 🧖‍♀️🚿 It's time ⏰ to SPANK 🍑👋 and PRANK 🥸 all those NAUGHTY 👿 HOES 💁‍♀️ that you've been APRIL 🗓️ FOOLING 💦👉👌 AROUND 🔄 with 😏😜 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your THICCest 🍑🧋 TRICKSTERS 🪄 to celebrate 🥳🎉 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY 😎💪 will POKE 🪡 holes 🕳️ in his CONDOMS 🍆 as a PRANK!! ⁉️🤡
    😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈
    HELP‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️ there is a BAD 😡 BAD 😡 man inside my house 😱😱 he says hes gonna 🔪🔫 MURDER💀 😖 this PUSSY ‼️‼️ i need your help 🚔🚨 ASAP, he says 🗣 When he’s done ✔️ with me 😵he’s CUMMING 💦💦 for YOU 👁 next ⏩‼️ im warning 🚨 you to protect 🙅🏻👮 that CUCA 👀 at all costs 💰 You can call ☎️📞 the PO PO 👮🚔 but they ain’t ❌ gon believe you Becuz 😪🤕 it’s APRIL FOOLS BITCH‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂 i tricked 👻😎 yo dumb ass HAHAHA 😜‼️ Send📲 this to 1️⃣5️⃣ bitches 👯 you KNOW 😎 can’t be FOOLED 👻😜 if you don’t ❌ get at least 🔟 back ⏪ yo pussy🙀will NEVA❌ be murdered 🔫🔪
    😱UH OH!😖 today is APRIL 🥇THIRST🥇and you know what that MEANS😡😡😡 With April 🌹🌷flowers🌺🌸 💦CUM💦 May SHOWERS ☔🛀It's time to SPANK🍑👋 and PRANK😜🤫🤭 all those NAUGHTY HOES🥴🥵😫 that you've been 😉🔝APRIL FOOLING AROUND with 🙌 Send this to 🔟 of your 🍑THICCest🍑 TRICKSTERS🤡🤡 to celebrate🎉🎂 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY😈 will 📌📌POKE👉👌 holes in his CONDOMS🍌🤤 as a 🤣🤣PRANK!!😂🤰👨‍👩‍👦
    Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇
    FUCK APRIL FOOLS🖕🏾😤🖕🏾Its GAYpril FOOLS 😩👊🏾 Suc Nigga Meat & If a Hater Say🗣 "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋🏾😒 Its Jus A Prank Bro😩🍆🎭💯
    Hey girl👋😐, I just got a ☎️ call 🤙🫤 from the 🚧 DPW 🚧!!! They 👷‍♂️ said your 🐈 PUSSY is 😿 TRASH 🗑️🤢 and needs 🧐☝️ to be kicked 🥾 to the CURB 😬 where it belongs 😱🚮😖👏!!!!!!!! GOTCHA 🤭 It's 🎉 April Fools Day 🤪🤠!!!! 😆 The TRUTH 👩🏻‍⚖️ is you've got the 🔥 🔥 🔥 hottest 🥵 WAP 🌊🍑😻 in town💃🏙️ and there's 🙅 NO 🚫 use lyin' 🤷‍♀️ cause EVERYONE 👪 knows 💡🧠!!! 💌 Send 💌 this to a 😏 SEXY 😍 shorty 💘 to let them know 😮 they're someone you'd like 😄 to 😏 FOOL 😜😘 around 👉👌💦 with ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥!!!!!!
    🤡HONK🚘🎺HONK🤡you🫵🍆FUCKABLE🥵🤹‍♀️FARCEURS🎭🍑JUICY🧃JOKERS🤡and 🍆DICKRIDING💦🫅DANDIES🎩 🌼👀check✅your🫵🪑SEATS🍑for💨WHOOPIE🎺🎈CUSHOINS🛏️and the☝️☀️SKY☁️for💦💛SHOWERS☔😉cuz it's👇🌷APRIL🌦️🤣FOOLS🃏DAY🗓️🥇and PULLING🍆👊😫🪣PRANKS🎈😮‍💨is the✒️NAME📝of the🎰GAME😘it's🕕TIME🕘to 🍆LOAD💦up☝️your🫵FRIEND'S👬🏳️‍🌈❓🤔face☺️with🍦CREAM💦😫and offer💰them a 🥒STICK🍆that will give🫴 them👉🧍‍♂️a 🌩️SHOCK⚡😳get♠️SUITED👔up☝️you🍡JIGGLING🎪JESTER🃏and let me😳👈⏰JINGLE🔔your🫵 🛎️BELLS🃏and🤹‍♂️JUGGLE🤹‍♀️your🫵🍒BALLS⚾ 📤SEND✉️📬this 📮POST✍️ to✌️3️⃣THIRTY0️⃣of your🫵 🥵THIRSTIEST💦🤡THESPIANS🎭or🫵YOU😡will be the 🍑BUTT😫of the 🃏JOKE🤣 
    Hiiii 👋😍😇 it's April ☺️✨️ Tools 🔨🔩😉 Day, 🌄📅🔞 April 😊✨️ Secunt. 🥈🍩😳 Twoday 👯‍♀️⏰️ I 🥺🤭😋 becum 😫🥴 your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 to make 🏗️⚙️ you 🫵🥰👑 April ☺️✨️ shower. 🚰💦🥵 Remember ⚠️🧠🔐 to handle 🫴😫👌 with care 🤗💞 so your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 doesn't 🚫🙅‍♀️ wear 🫠😵‍💫👙 out 😵💫😴 and lasts 🕙🤩❤️‍🔥 a long 😋📏😲 time! ⏳️😘🔂 
    Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇 
    I'm PREGNANT ➕ 😱 and the baby 🚼 is yours! 😍 You're gonna be a daddy💖 👪 now ✨Hehe 😆 Did I scare 👻 you? 😈 April 💐 fools! I tricked 😋 you daddy 😘 💕Send 📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🍆💦 friends or youll have a pregnancy 🤰 scare 😨 this year 📅