Browse every Simp copypasta from the infamous Discord message “can we honestly e date?” to the classic “*JAW DROPS humina humina awooga” copypasta.
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT
What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.
Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
I keep having sex in my lucid dreams. Like, the moment I figure out I'm conscious and I can do anything, I just conjure up different women I've seen in my life and I have sex with them. When I finish, it feels amazing, it really felt like I came. Infinite cum. I'd fly back to my college, and see my class crush there and fucked the shit out of her. I'd fly to my secondary school and fuck this hot teacher that I keep undressing with my eyes while she taught me. I'd fly everywhere, every crush, every location, and even any girl I see in the streets in that lucid dream I'd fuck her and cum inside her. However, when I wake up, I don't have any stains or whatsoever so It's like I have infinite cum and I don't know if that's good because I wanna do fun stuff like webswinging like spiderman or conjure up a mecha and fight a kaiju but I keep nutting and conjuring hot babes and fucking em straight off the bat. I can't stay away from nutting lucid ectoplasm while conjuring big juicy titties bouncing on my face. The worst part is that I could make it even better for myself. I can make the tiddies bigger, pussy tighter and I can just demand for them to do stuff because it's my dream and so it all just works out for me instinctively but objectively I can't do the things I wanna do as aforementioned because I'm just too busy nutting myself to death everytime I count 6 fingers on each hand.
Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that I was a simp. If I truly believed that I would ever be loved by letting women walk all over me, what incentive would I have to not become a 3rd tier twitch sub to my favorite female streamer in hopes that she would eventually become my big tiddie goth gf? Wouldn’t it be in my best interests as a simp to donate 1000 dollars to my queen so that I might receive feet pics? While I myself am not actually a simp, I see simping as a form of religion where rather than a traditional god or set of gods, your being of worship just so happens to be your favorite e-girl. This is why I find criticism of the simp lifestyle to be disrespectful. In this great country, one is free to practice and worship any religion they choose under the first amendment. Why is it so wrong that instead of donating money to a more traditional church, I choose to offer my money in worship of Pokimane? Criticism of simping is particularly aggravating to witness when it comes from liberals: is it not their dogma that all women should be treated as queens? And yet they criticize those who choose to simp for lacking self respect and chasing delusions of love in their worship of queens. This is classic leftist hypocrisy and it makes me sick.