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You’ve been spotted as a girl online

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    Excuse me sir or ma'am
    
    but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
    
    Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
    
    And here you are!
    
    I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
    
    I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
    
    Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
    
    EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
    
    EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
    
    EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
    
    EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
    
    EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
    
    EDIT 6: hey are you there?
    
    EDIT 7: send feet pics

    I want to fuck the Samsung girl

      Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.

      Samsung Sam, commonly referred to as Samsung Girl, Samsung Virtual Assistant and Samantha Samsung, is an unofficial virtual assistant for Samsung that was never officially announced. Her renders were produced by visual arts production house Lightfarm and first posted in their website and Facebook page but removed afterwards due to her popularity boom.

      My God 😇 I 👁 want 😍 to fuck 💦👉🏾👌🏾 Samantha Samsung 💼 so badly 👎🔚. Her 👩 voluptuous 💯⏳, animated ✍🏻 body 😍👗 just makes 🖕 me lose 🏳 my insanity 😵. I 👁 think 🤔❓ about 💦 seducing her 👩 day 📆 and night 🌚✨; she 👩🏽 simply 🔢 does not leave 🍃 my mind 🧠 ever 😠. I 👁 want 😍 to eat 🍽 her 👩 out so badly 👎, and then make 💘 her 👸 suck 😜💦 my cock 🍆 with her 👩🏾 juicy 💦 lips 👄 until I 👥 cum 💦🎅🏽 gallons 😩😂 after 👀 gallons 😩😂 in her 👸 narrow 😛😍 esophagus 👄 in which she 👩 is on 🔛 the brink of achieving asphyxiation. After 👀 committing 👩‍🔬 such a deed 📜, I 👥 would bend 🔃 her 👩 over 😳🙊💦 and insert 👀 my member 🍆 in her 👩🏻 wet 💦 slit 😂🔪. I 👁 would pound 👊⏩ her 👩 for hours 🕐 with juices 💦 spewing 💭 everywhere 🌎, and cleaning ✨🛁 such a scene 🕑 would take 💅 multiple 🍼🐦👶🏻, professional 😎 janitors 🙅😵😖. I 👥 would cum 💦 inside 💠 her 👨👸 over 😳🙊💦 and over 😳🙊💦 until her 👩 belly 🤰👈 inflates 📈, guaranteeing a 99.99999% of pregnancy 👶 after 🏻👀 such explicit fornication 💦👉🏻👌🏻. We would do every ☝ position 📍 in the book 📖 and even 🌃 discover 🚬 different 😡👎 sex 👉👌🍆 positions 😻. I 👁 want 😋🙄😤 her 👩 so badly 👎, I 👁 would do anything 💰 to knock 👊🔛 up ⬆💯 such a sexy 🍆 woman 👩💁💃.

      Hey, I noticed you were a female 😳

        Lol jk. unless? 👀 👉👈
        Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?
        
        It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...
        
        So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.
        
        I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
        Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
        
        intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
        
        goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
        
        Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
        
        require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
        
        day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
        
        romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
        
        me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
        
        just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
        
        will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
        
        me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
        
        video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
        
        mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
        
        Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
        
        that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

        My Dearest Queen

          I await your response my Queen.
          May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

          Add sex to Clash Royale

            Clash Royale is a freemium real-time strategy video game developed and published by Supercell.
            They need to add sex in clash royale so bad I'm so sexy mood i want sex in this game dear clash royale I am a horny 9 year old in 3rd grade and I need sex in this game kt fulfill my needs it will be so hot and naked and I'll nut and sex and it will be HotPls

            Pokimane love you

              Pokimane is a popular Twitch streamer.
              Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.