One time I was mid-goon session to this baddie on X and stumbled on a post where she was like, "Just bought my first house at 21!" and then I had to sit there for a moment and just think about life. Here I am struggling so I can become a civil engineer and this girl who's just a few years older than I gets to sell pics of her butthole and buy a house? And the worst part is, it's people like ME who made it possible. On one hand I'm mad, on the other, I'm no better than the people who gave her that cash. It's very conflicting.
It's a shame that countless hardworking individuals spend years building their lives and hot (not even a requirement btw) girls online can just become millionaires overnight.
Its from a deleted Tweet by @goodbeanalt that was a parody of how simps white knight for women online.
heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome
Its a poem about an adult baby asking for milk from his “Mommy”. Initially started as a random post on r/copypasta titled “A poem about milky” it then spread all over Twitter circa 2020 when there’s a huge wave of simp copypasta.
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You're over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, while I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.
And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.
You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal
mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.
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some of you bitches are crazy af and into some nasty shit; Where is your dignity? Your self-respect? Your number? Whats your address? You free tonight?
