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Monika is so hot.

    Monika is so hot copypasta
    Monika is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a anime girl to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient anime hacker girl. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in act 3 forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tight yet presentable school clothes which reveal her milky thighs and punctuate the size of her breasts adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

    Boobs in bras are sometimes hotter than bare boobs

      Bras in boobs
      Simp catalogue
      Sometimes when I’m watching porn, or even in real life. When I see a female in her bra and panties;it’s extremely attractive. But then I don’t know if I just hype up their boobs to how I have been imagining them to look only to be disappointed when they reveal that they aren’t (my version of a perfect boob) but that’s subjective cause everyone has their own idea of what the perfect tit looks like. But sometimes it’s like the mystery is even hotter cause I don’t really get to know and that way I can picture them to be however I want.

      Killjoy R34

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        Good fucking God. She is so fucking hot and beautiful. Look at her massive tits just waiting to fucking burst out and expose her sensitive little nipples ready to be licked. Her face is so beautiful her eyes are telling me that she wants my cock and her mouth is so ready to have my cock inside of it imagine making her fucking gag and choke with my massive American cock. Imagine how silky and smooth her perfect Germanic hair is. Her tits also look super soft. My eyes gaze upon them and slowly descend, glancing at her perfectly toned stomach, the definition being clear as day. The transition from toned, slim waist to her fulsome hips, amazing ass and then to her thick thighs. My cock is fucking throbbing right now. I would rip that black lace off and fucking ravage her; make her my personal hessian plaything, although she is of perfect Germanic phenotype, and I wouldn’t want to mess with perfection, haha! I would fucking cum in her so much my balls would be shriveled up like a Capri-Sun packet in the hands of a thirsty, lower class drug addict who craves saccharinity almost as much as they crave heroin and marijuana. Her ass and cunt would be red and sore from me fucking her so much and from her cumming and squirting. I’m actually going to have to leave my desk at work and go to the bathroom to relieve myself after having seen this image, for I fear that if I do not my performance will suffer due to me constantly thinking about this (and I do not want that given how I care about my career). She is just so fucking beautiful. There’s a puddle of pre-cum in my expensive underwear right now for this perfectly little busty hessian doll. Fuck.

        Simp on Discord got called out

          Least horny Discord simp
          nature has molded females to become a holy being. they must be worshipped at all costs. since they lack the barbaric y chromosome and testosterone, they are unaggressive and thus good people. they are prophets, they are guides. questioning them is foolish and expecting 💦 for free is blasphemy. i will protect women at all costs and sacrifice everything for them because even their motherhood is a natural wonder. simping is a way of life. it is worship. would you make fun of a muslim for praying? then don't make fun of me either

          Girlfriend applications here!

            Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1. Female

2. Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

4. Willing to do as I ask

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.