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Browse every Simp copypasta from the infamous Discord message “can we honestly e date?” to the classic “*JAW DROPS humina humina awooga” copypasta.


Witch Mercy

    Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
    I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

    can we honestly e date?

      The infamous Discord's "can we honestly e date?" copypasta
      can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
      can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you.

      Monika is so hot.

        Monika is so hot copypasta
        Monika is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a anime girl to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient anime hacker girl. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in act 3 forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tight yet presentable school clothes which reveal her milky thighs and punctuate the size of her breasts adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

        Boobs in bras are sometimes hotter than bare boobs

          Sometimes when I’m watching porn, or even in real life. When I see a female in her bra and panties;it’s extremely attractive. But then I don’t know if I just hype up their boobs to how I have been imagining them to look only to be disappointed when they reveal that they aren’t (my version of a perfect boob) but that’s subjective cause everyone has their own idea of what the perfect tit looks like. But sometimes it’s like the mystery is even hotter cause I don’t really get to know and that way I can picture them to be however I want.

          Killjoy R34

            Good fucking God. She is so fucking hot and beautiful. Look at her massive tits just waiting to fucking burst out and expose her sensitive little nipples ready to be licked. Her face is so beautiful her eyes are telling me that she wants my cock and her mouth is so ready to have my cock inside of it imagine making her fucking gag and choke with my massive American cock. Imagine how silky and smooth her perfect Germanic hair is. Her tits also look super soft. My eyes gaze upon them and slowly descend, glancing at her perfectly toned stomach, the definition being clear as day. The transition from toned, slim waist to her fulsome hips, amazing ass and then to her thick thighs. My cock is fucking throbbing right now. I would rip that black lace off and fucking ravage her; make her my personal hessian plaything, although she is of perfect Germanic phenotype, and I wouldn’t want to mess with perfection, haha! I would fucking cum in her so much my balls would be shriveled up like a Capri-Sun packet in the hands of a thirsty, lower class drug addict who craves saccharinity almost as much as they crave heroin and marijuana. Her ass and cunt would be red and sore from me fucking her so much and from her cumming and squirting. I’m actually going to have to leave my desk at work and go to the bathroom to relieve myself after having seen this image, for I fear that if I do not my performance will suffer due to me constantly thinking about this (and I do not want that given how I care about my career). She is just so fucking beautiful. There’s a puddle of pre-cum in my expensive underwear right now for this perfectly little busty hessian doll. Fuck.