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I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan.

    I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding. 

    Dragons using their sperm as method of defense

      Ok, hear me out: Even though interspecies breeding is unrealistic, a lot of times in nature when the sperm of one species enters in contact with the egg of another one, both are destroyed in the incompatibility. And since those eggs are the possible future child of that species, they wouldn't want to lose them.
      
      So, my idea is, having dragons use their own semen as a method of defense, if anyone reaches nearby them to attack, they immediately cum a giant load into them, which not only the target would want to avoid to not get it's eggs destroyed, but could potentially also slow them by it's thick consistency.
      
      "But what about males? This method would only protect against half of the possible attackers!" You ask. Well, the thing is that, just like humans, sperm isn't liberated alone, semen is also expelled to help them reach its target, but dragon's semen would also contain an incredibly potent aphrodisiac, and any male who enters in contact with it, would want to relieve themselves, not only losing their own sperm, but also, losing a good amount of time masturbating.
      
      "But how will the dragons expell so much cum?" This is the best part, because, these dragons would have six big dicks (because bestagons) that can produce immense amounts of cum, and they would be able to slightly move them for aiming, being able to protect themselves from all sides at once.
      
      Finally, humans could also potentially try to domesticate them for their potent aphrodisiac, being able to be used both in their skin, but also by drinking.

      That sandwich is named THE BALLER.

        I live in the newton corner/nonantum area. Payton lives in my neighborhood. There’s this breakfast sandwich joint called flour house bakery that’s also a Mike and pattys location. The actual ownership/identification is confusing and doesn’t matter, it’s on Adams st. The dude at the counter had told me that Payton comes in and gets the sandwich a certain way. He adds a hash brown patty and house spicy mayo. That sandwich is named THE BALLER. I get it at least once a week and think about PP each time. 

        Fortnite Save the World ruined my life

          I bought STW around early 2018, at the time I was still a young teen and didn't understand it so I just didn't touch it again until about a year ago. A friend of mine decided to buy it and asked if I wanted to play with them. I agreed and quickly got very into the game. I played it for hours everyday until I eventually made it to twine and beat the MSK. I wasn't done though, I still wanted to play so i gave myself a new goal, getting the platinum trophy for PlayStation. I started grinding very hard playing for up to 10 hours straight some days, and in one of these sessions I noticed something. I found ray very attractive, her voice especially. I started playing missions just to hear her talk to me. I very quickly became obsessed with her, buying custom prints of her on poster, pillowcases, mousepads, everything, I even spent $100+on a code to get the robo-ray skin pack. It got so bad I missed work to play more STW just so I could listen to her. I paid money for NSFW commissions of her. I miss family gatherings, ignored my friends, and so much more. I eventually got fired and had to move back in with my parents. They obviously didn't support my lifestyle at the time and made me get a job.
          
          I'm better now, full time employment, my own place, but I still can't play STW with sound on.
          

          Archer Queen

            I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
            
            I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
            
            I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
            
            Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
            
            I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
            
            I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider.

            Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole

            I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
            
            I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
            
            I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
            
            Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
            
            I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
            
            I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider.