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Father’s Day

HEY 👋🏼 SLUTS 😘 !!! ITS FATHERS DAY👨🏻‍♂️. OPEN WIDE 😮 CAUSE DADDIES GOT 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼 GIRTH 👏🏼 SNAKE 👋🏼 READY. 🍆 🍆 LET DADDY DRIP HIS 💦 CUMMIES 💦 ON THAT SLUT FACE 😍. ITS WETTER ☔️ THAN SPRING 🌺 IN MY BUSSY 💩 SO LET DADDY BE RAW 😱 ON HIS SPECIAL DAY 🖖🏻 ! SEND TO 🔟 OF YOUR MOISTEST 🐳 BOI TOYS 💛💚💙 WHO NEED DADDIES 💦CUMMIES 💦! 3️⃣BACK AND DADDY IS THICK N 🍖 MEATY 🍖 7️⃣BACK AND YOURE GETTING BBQ'D 🌭🌭 AND 💦CUMMIE 💦GLAZED AT THE ALL-DILFS 🍆 COOKOUT 🔟 AND YOURE HAVING A 👏🏼 WHOLE 👏🏼 DAMN 👏🏼 YEAR OF DADDY'S 💦 CUMMIES 💦 💯💯😍😍🙏🏼🙏🏼

Happy 😏😉 father's 👴🏻 day 🕐📅 to ✌💦 all my daddies 🍆 , my 💥 muscle 💪💪 daddies, 👅 my 🙂 baby 👶👶 daddies, 👴🏻 my leather 🐄🐄 daddies 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️, my sugar ♂ daddies 🐶🧁🧁 ... Today's 📅😘 our 🚟 day 🎉🌞 to 💦 celebrate 🎉🙆 the 💦 ropes we've 👦 thrown 🔫🔫🔫and 👌 how much 🈯 they've 👥👥 grown 💪💪🥹🥹 ... So let's 👀 put on our slippers 🩴🩴🩴, light 🔥🔥 our pipes 🪈🪈🪈, and pour 💦 one out↗ for all 🤷👧 the 😐💰 daddies out 🔮⭕ there 😎 in 📥 the grind 🍆🍑 ... Today's 🗓 your 👉🔫 day to unwind 🎐🎐 I love you daddies ❤️❤️❤️🥹🥹🥹👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️

ITS FUCKING 🥓🍆FATHERS DAY‼️ 👨😎😏 today is a day to 🤔 remember the 🏌️MAN 👞 who 🚜 PLOWED 🍆💦 your mom 😏 and show 💃👯 appreciation to all the 😌😜 DADDIES 👉👌😍 in your life 💕. Bring him 🍳🥓 breakfast in 🛏️ bed then 😌🍭 suck your breakfast from 👇UNDER THE COVERS 😉🍆💦👄. Keep his 🍆🐓 COCK 😍🎉 HARD💪 and his 🥚⚽ BALLS 🎱🏉 empty ⏰ ALL DAY ⏳long 📏 . Today is about staying 🤗 on your 👅 KNEES 🛐 ready to 👉👌 PLEASE 🍆🎉 and making👨 DADDY 😊 happy❗ Be a good grill and take whatever 🌭🍔 MEAT 🥩🥓 he wants to put in you 😉👉👌 Send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ most devoted 🍆DADDY DICK 🍑 gobblers 🦃. If you get 0️⃣ back, no 🚫 DADDY DICK 4️⃣ you 😭. If you get 5️⃣, you disappointed 👎 DADDY 😢. 1️⃣0️⃣ Back and 😃 DADDY 😊 luvs you♥️! 1️⃣5️⃣ and you'll be 🍆💦🍑 FILLED 🍯😥😌 with the love of the FATHER 👌👌. But if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you'll get 👨🍆 DADDY DICK 😌😎 till you look 👀 like an oozing 🍩🍯ECLAIR 😍😋❗❣️❗HAPPY FATHERS DAY MOTHERFUCKERS 👨🍆💦😊

Today 🗓️👇 we celebrate 🍆😩🥳 Father's Day 🕺♂️ and pay 🤑 tribute 🙇‍♀️🙏 to the man 🍆🙋‍♂️who selflessly 🙏🏃 provided 💦😩🤰 1/2 of your 🫵 chromosomes 🧬👶🧬 by stuffing 🦃 that girthy 🥵 seed 🌰🌱 snake 🐍👉👌💥 into your mother's 🤰 juicy 💦💦 craw 🦐🍦🥧 or maybe 🤔🕵️ he enlisted 🫡some help 💊🔬🧪 to inject 💉💦 that baby 👶 gravy 🍲💦 until you ✊🎊 took hold. Most of all 💯 today is for the men 👨‍⚕️👨‍⚖️👨‍✈️👨‍🌾👨‍🍳👨‍🔧who were there 💪🧍‍♂️or the daddy 🥵😈 who's holding 👇⛓️🛏️ you down and pulling 🪢your hair 😱😩😍. No matter 🙅‍♂️🚫 the daddy, the day is for all 🫵💯🕺, go be his baddie 😈🍑 and suck 🍭😩 each 🥚⚽ ball 🥜. Get his load 💦🪣 from that 🍆🥩 pole 💈👅 and put every drop ☔🚰😩 into a hole 🥵🕳️🌮🍑👄

Did u 👉Hear?👂👂itsHappy 😁😁 Daddy's 👴🍆🍆👴 Day!!😍 make sure n 🍆 be kind 😇🤗😁 to your daddy👴 be gentle ✋🍆n Take Care 🗣of His, Yummy Cummy Patty🌽🍆💦 n 💥💥💥MOST💥💥💥 importantly💥!!be squishy🍞🐰!! babygirls😽😚👧 got♴ Be! Super Delishy🐰🐰 Make Ur DADDY 👴🍆 a Nice Brekfast🔥🍞🍌🍉🍺 this 🌄morning 🌅🌇to 🎵CELEBRATE🎵round daddys 🔮🌍🌎🌏🌐the 🗺world🌍🌎🌏🌐

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MY DELCIOUS 👅💦 DADDIES!!😉😛 Today we honor the man👨🏻 who 🍆🍑💦banged yo mama👩🏻 to make a little bitch😋 Get ready to scream “harder daddy"🍆 all night long and swallow💦💦👅 because without sperm you wouldn’t be here 😏😏😏❤️💦 Tell 🔟 of your thotty thot friends 👯👯 to get down and dirty😜 with they daddies👄 for an unforgettable fuck night🍆😩 and your favorite celebrity crush❤️ will FaceTime 😍😛 you tomorrow 💑👫

Happy Father's Day👨👨 you know what that means? 😏😏 That's right 👉👉 It means you get to have some of 👨👨 daddy's cummies 💦💦👅👅😩😩 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 cummypalooza all 👏day👏 long 👏🙌🙌👅 You're 👨👨💘daddy's💘 👰💃special little 👑princess 💜! That's whyy💘💘💘 it's time to treat 😋🍭 him 👳 like a King!! 👑👑 and get on his throne 🍆🍆🍆 💦💦💦 send 💋💋 this to 10 of ur daddies👨👨 and get some of that thick cummies 💦💦tonight! 😋😋😝😝🍆

THANKS DAD 🙏👨 FOR KNOCKING UP THAT SLUT 😘😻AND BECUMMING 💦💦 MY REAL FATHER 🫡👨HAPPY FATHERS DAY ALL YOU SLUTTY DAD FUCKERS 😈🤠 DONT TOUCH HIS THERMOSTAT 🌡️❌ JUST HIS MEAT 🍖🥩😉 FOR ALL THE DADDIES 🧓👴👨‍👧👨‍👦 IN YOUR LIFE 🌞🌄 MAKE SURE THEY KNOW JUST HOW HARD 😏😩 YOU APPRECIATE THEM 🍆🥵 LET HIM BEAT IT UP 🙀😽 AND THEN ASK “WHATS THE DAMAGE” 🥸😜 DONT MAKE HIM QUESTION 🙋❓ WHETHER YOURE WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING 🤣😂 WHEN YOURE SLOBBIN HIS KNOB 🎛️😛 AND DONT FORGET TO HONOR OUR FAVORITE DADDY 🥰🤩 NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS FAT HOG 😎🐖 SEND THIS TO 30 OF YOUR BIGGEST DADDY DICK RIDERS 🍆🤠🏇 OR YOULL GET NONE OF PAPAS POP UPS ⛺️🪵 IF YOU ONLY GET 3️⃣ BACK THEN HES NOT MAD 😤🤬 JUST DISAPPOINTED YOU CANT TAKE MORE 😏😩 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 2️⃣0️⃣ THEN GET READY FOR DADDY 👨👴🧓 TO GIVE YOU A GOOD SPANKING ✋🍑😩 HI HORNY IM DAD!!! (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

😩🥴🫦BUST💥💥 YOUR LOAD🍆💦🍼🥛 IN ME PLEASE🥺🙏 SIR😈😤🫡!!! GET ME PREGNANT🍆🫄🚼! I WANT TO MAKE YOU A DADDY!🍆🍆👪🍆🍆🍆!! 👀🦻👂🧏Sound familiar😳🫢😏? I thought so🤣😘🤪! This sexy Sunday🗓️ is just for you🥺, daddy👅💋. It’s FATHER’S DAY!🎉🎉🍻🥸 Whether you’ve🫵 got somebody out there who calls 🗣️you daddy❤️‍🔥🫡🏓🍑, you’re a SUGAR 🍭🍬DADDY💳🤴🛥️💎, or you’ve NUTTED 🍆🥜😩💦🍼🫗in😛⬆️🕳️⛳ or on🥜↘️🔛🔝 6️⃣9️⃣🫗anyone, we thank you🙏 for your SERVICE🙇⛓️😛. Today🌞 we honor🫡🥇 the DILFS🥵🔥 of our world🗺️🪐, WORSHIP🍆🧎🥤🙇 your DAD BOD🫃🫄, and BEG 🥺🙏DADDY🧔‍♂️🎅 for MORE CUMMIES🍆💦😮👅🍼🥛. 📨Send this to all 💯💯💯the SEXY DADDIES👯🫃😏🫃😘 and DADDY LOVERS🥵 in your life to 🫗PUMP💦 THEM 💦FULL💦⛽💦 of all the PLEASURES😩😈🥴🫦 this father’s day has to give🎁. Get em all back🔄 and DADDY🫠 will reward🏆 you🫵 with his 🥵SMOKING HOT🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🌶️ COOKOUT COCK🌭🦴🥩. Get 0🙅🙄0️⃣ back and you’re an 😤🤮AIN’T-SHIT 💩🚽DEADBEAT🧟‍♂️⚰️ DAD🚮🚮🔪🚮🚮🖕🖕🖕. DON’T THINK I FORGOT YOU STILL OWE ME MY CHILD SUPPORT🚼🧾🏦🗡️🩸☠️☠️☠️

Happy Father's Day to all those sexy daddies out there 😩👏🏼💖💖💖💖💖💖👅👅👅👅👅👅 make sure you treat your daddy and get all those sugar covered cummies💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 he puts out for you tonight! 😘😘😘😘😘😉😏😏😏😏😏❤️ send this to five other Daddy loving baby mammas 💁💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 or else all those cummies 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 will go to waste! 😭😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

😄😄Happy Daddy's 🍑 🍆 day to my favorite thicc 🍑 juicy 🍆 💦 daddy 😩😩😩 it's the day 📅 where all the thicc 🍑 juicy 🍆💦 daddies get to fuck 👉👌all the little sluts 😍😍😩😩😍😍 like me that they want 🍆🍆🍆🍆 we will beg 😩😩 for all the cummies 💦💦 that you can give us daddy 🍑 🍆 send this to 10 other thicc 🍑 daddies or you will not be able to give any cummies 💦💦💦💦💦 to your little sluts 😩😩😩😩😩

What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little newfg?

Its the Navy Seal copypasta but instead of marines, its a senior 4chan user roasting a newer member (newfag).

What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little newfg? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in /b/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed copypastas archived. I am trained in greentext warfare and I’m the top lurker in the entire 4chan archives. You are nothing to me but just another shtposter. I will wipe you the fk out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this board, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with posting that weak bait on the internet? Think again, pleb. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anons across the dark web and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in sh*tposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Know Your Meme and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable post off the face of the internet, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gddamn normie. I will shtpost fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king rekt, kiddo.

Imagine not knowing how a copypasta works. This just makes you look dumb.

Imagine not knowing how a copypasta works. This just makes you look dumb. But, please, continue to yell about peoples' memes that go viral since you don't know how to do them yourself https://t.co/Byn8eOna7n
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 10, 2025

Imagine not knowing how a copypasta works. This just makes you look dumb. But, please, continue to yell about peoples' memes that go viral since you don't know how to do them yourself

Please put an Anti-Juice tag on this

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Its the NSFW on a train but changed to anti juice which is a shorthand for “bone hurting juice.” A bone hurting juice creates a new nonsensical scenario based on a well known meme template. The premise is as if the characters in the meme have ingested a fictional “bone hurting juice” that causes them to misinterpret the situation in a an illogical way.

Please put an Anti-Juice tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I crumbled to the floor and said “ouch my bones!”. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the mods”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men with ouchy bones at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post Anti-Juice.

READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.

READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.
byu/OptimisticLucio inCharacterRant

READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.

Guys ok, we get it, the 200th shonen of this season was shit, I'm sorry to hear it. No this does not mean that all of writing has a fundamental flaw that no one has fixed until now. There's actually- fun fact, there's actually an easy to reach place where you can find writing that, for the most part, does not have these flaws!

Are you tired of the missed potential of worldbuilding? Do you wish the character dialogue wasn't shit?

Well boys and girls do I have the invention for you:
A FUCKING BOOK!

YES! By using your tiktok and youtube-short riddled brain for more than 10 seconds on one task, you too can read a book without pictures in it! Those exist! And there's good ones!

"Oh but OptimisticLucio, all of new literature is smut aimed at feeeemales!" First of all never call me by my full name, secondly never call women that again, and thirdly- HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS COOL THING CALLED SHIT WRITTEN MORE THAN 5 YEARS AGO

This may come as a startling shock to some of you, but the classics are classics BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE THAT GOOD. It may be wild to hear, but "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" really IS that fucking good! "It's not as good as goku hitting super sayan fuckbillion tho-" READ IT BITCHASS AND THEN COME BACK TO ME

MOBY DICK, DUNE, FRANKENSTIEN, 1984- YEAH LITERALLY 1984 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, DON QUIXOTE DE LA MANCHA

ANY OF THEM!
READ A BOOK

WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.We had Congress. We had DOGE. We had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork.

Its Mike Ehrmantraut speech to Walter White blaming him and his ego for everything that has gone wrong. The transcript has been changed to reflect Elon Musk fallout with Donald Trump.

WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.
We had Congress. We had DOGE. We had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, took the government contracts, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was PERFECT. But NO. YOU just had to blow it up. YOU, and your PRIDE and your EGO. You just had to be THE MAN. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

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