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    byu/ConsistentHospital54 from discussion
    inshitposting

    From u/Xhalo, a Redditor notorious for writing shitpost stories about eating spaghetti “spaghettios” and how it affects them. The person has been doing this for over 12 years almost daily. 

    As useful as my ex husband was as backside tongue twirling if you know what I mean (analingus). At first I praised him, it was spicy and hot like the piping hot tomato goochbutter sauce of spaghettios. But after a while it got stale. To be fair, I did develop thunderous backside voidseep due to a diet high in iron, but our vows said he would love me through thick and thin. We are divorced now. 😭😭😭
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    byu/knifefan9 from discussion
    incomedyheaven
    I was 9 months pregnant and had just downed my usual 3 bowl spaghettios lunch with a post meal spritzer of a large order of wendys chilly with extra grundlemeat chunks, and I fell asleep due to the insulin overdose hitting me at the same time a gastrointestinal spasm occured. It put me to sleep and I ended up lactating while I ran to the bathroom. I though this meme was about me 😲😲😲

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      God years of pushing sex to the limit and people just don’t get that to get those desperate orgasms, like your millionth and a half

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        byu/Mentally_Big_Sad from discussion
        inshittytattoos
        Oh finally someone who gets it! God years of pushing sex to the limit and people just don’t get that to get those desperate orgasms, like your millionth and a half, you really gotta scrape against the vacuum of your own humanity, it requires cerebral stimulation from deep seated trauma the kind that only comes from facing the idea of your own destruction, on the cusp of light - that edge — the TRUE EDGE — to be like that state of nirvana that exists at the bottom of the depths of the ocean, between creation and death - the maximum heat of the vents of deep volcanic reactions meeting the foam of the sea for a breif moment of existence as the bacteria that lives on the moment of infinity between maximum pressure and instant death - thats where the truest orgasmic bliss comes from, and its quite impossible to get there without your face on a toilet, a foot on your face, red marks, and a Dom named Brutus who’s too busy flexing his muscles and berating you with the worst names sound has to offer for that one moment of pure fleeting bliss —grhrhmnmm

And thats how you get off.

God it was so nice to talk with someone else who understands the game, have a great day

        I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie’s death means for them. He wasn’t a general in an army, he wasn’t an ace fighter pilot

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          I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie's death means for them. He wasn't a general in an army, he wasn't an ace fighter pilot that dominated the sky's, He wasn't an asset of war to be used to win battles. He was a voice... and a conduit.

The left just proved they couldnt compete with him on their own turf, with their home field advantage in simple conversation. Numerous years debating on liberal college campuses, begging for those who didnt share his values or ideas to change his mind. And now they never will be able to change his mind. They will never be able to prove or advocate their arguments anymore. In a very sad way, right as they sucker punched him, Charlie won the argument and got the last word. Because instead of changing his mind with respectable debate and fair conversation, they elected to cheat the game and resort to violence.

They thought they scratched out a MAGA champion, but I think the truth is, they silenced their own voice. Who now among their opposition will respect them and be willing to hear their words? Who now among their opposition will grant them goodwill and a shared platform. Are any conservatives going to parlay with cheaters who were enraged with hatred over a voice?

You couldnt change his mind, and now... you will never change ours.

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            Charlie Kirk shot

              OH EM GEE 🚨💥 CHARLIE KIRK GOT HIS ASS 🍑 ASSASSINATED 🤭🗡️💦 like a straight-up 💥🍆GONE PEEPING TOM 👁️🍑 behind the WHORE-THOUSE 🚪🍌👅 of political sexiness!💦💦 I can just see him 🤣 holding his juicy 🍗🍼👉 CHEEKS in disbelief 😱😱 like WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 🤔🍆 I guess he ⚰️ finally found out 🔍 that opinions can be more DEADLY 🔪🔫 than a double penetration 💦💦 in the dark! 🌚🌌 But who knew being a political SLUTS 💋💦could lead to a literal BUMMER 🍑💥? They should’ve warned him 💔 - it’s always a HARD lesson 😏🏋️‍♂️when you get a FINAL ENDING like that 👀💦💦! This is what happens 🤷‍♂️ when your dirty talk 💋 is more explosive 🔥 than your agenda 📜✨ Don't forget to send this to 5️⃣ of your horniest friends 🍑💦 or you’ll end up on a list 📜💀 with Uncle Charlie!👋😈💥 
              🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Charlie Kirk 💁‍♂️💥 got SHOT 💣 in the NECK 👖 while hosting his “Prove Me WRONG” 🍆🍌 table! Guess he was trying to prove his 🎱BEDROOM skills 🍑 but it backfired 💥💦 faster than you can say “PROVING HARD” 🍆😂! The bullet 🥵 must’ve been trying to SUCK his brain 👅🧠 outta his head 💨, but all it got was a taste of his MANHOOD 🍌🍆🙀! He’s currently in the hospitals 🏥, where nurses 👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ are fanning his Nasty Neck 💨💦 and he’s begging for a makeOUT session 💋💋! If you’re one of those people who’d rather argue 🌍 on a table than with your DICK, send this to 5️⃣ of your WILD friends 😜👉👈 or be prepared to MISS OUT on some of that juicy HATE! 😈🍑💦💦
              Whoa, WHO getting 🔫SHOOTED💦 like that? 🫦It’s Charlie Kirk 🍆👓, the SEXY little conservative taking a hot long DICK 😍🍆 right in his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀able face 🍑, am I right? 😂 Hot and STEAMY💦 with a side of GUSHING! 💦😋 Time to call the AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ but first LETS DRIP 💦 that sweet, messy blood 🩸 on the floor like a freshly SPLATTERED 🍅sauce! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋, always preaching 🍗 about his FAVORITE policies 📰, finally getting his mouth hole STUFFED 👅🍌 we know he’s just trying to get that HARDCORE applause 👏💦 from the crowd, while secretly wanting to DICK-tate some sweet ASS 🍑! With his hands on the podium 👐🏻, he's got those CUM-suming ideas 💭💦💦 that make people go spewing 🗣️ like they just saw the hottest Twerk dance! 🍑💃💦 Now send this to 6️⃣ of your most HORNIEST friends 🥵💌 or else you’ll be money shotted next 💰🔫 👅💋💦
              🍆❤️👂ever since they shot charlie kirk i been thinking bout how i missed my 🔫shot with u. 🥰🫩🤪🤦‍♀️💔 every year when september hits, ppl post “never forget,” but the only thing i can’t forget is the way ur ass looks in those jeans 🛩️🍑👀. idk why but this shit got me feeling like i’ve rly reached my 🫵😵 turning point. i’m ready to disrobe 🤪🧦 even faster than the fascist oligarchs dismantled our democracy. 🧊💣🐊 people are saying this assassination was probably an inside job to incite a civil war, 🙊😹😳 all i know is its been a civil war in my heart everyday without you. 🥺❤️and ok in all seriousness maybe bush did 9/11, maybe trump did charlie kirk dead to cover up videos of him fucking literal children maybe maybe it was an inside job,,,,, 👀 ,,,,,,,,, but me???? i wud never do u wrong shorty as the only inside job i’m tryna do is be inside u 🤪👉👌❤️. send to all the sexy 👯‍♀️based 👯shorties 👯‍♂️in ur phone!!!! if u get 2 back ur sprung like the twin towers 😻🛩️🏙️ if u get 3 back ur a based baddie 🔥🥵 if u get 4+ the ghost of libs past will come slob ur knob at the stroke of midnight. 🍑👻 hope everything is good with you shorty, be safe out there. 
              GUESS WHO LOST THE GREAT GUN 🔫DEBATE 🇺🇸🤯 CHARLIE KIRK HAS pASSed 🍑 AFTER A 💦🩸GUSHING🩸💦 ENCOUNTER WITH MORMON ⛪️ UTAH TRADE 🥵💪 YOU CANT KEEP THE GUNS 🔫 OFF COLLEGE 📚 CAMPUSES 🎓 BUT YOU CAN GET RID OF GUMS 👁️🫦👁️ THOTS 💁🏼‍♀️ AND 🙏 PRAYERS 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

SEND 📤THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR SLUTTUEST 🍆🍆 PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET TWO 2️⃣ BACK, YOU KEEP YOUR 2nd AMENDMENT RIGHTS 🦅📄🫡 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK UR GETTING SOME NECK 🧠 💋🧠 TONIGHT 🛏️ GET TEN 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ⁉️⁉️ UR A MASTUR🍆💦 DEBATUR 🎤
              🙏💦 R.I.P. to Charlie KIRK 🍆💔, the gun-toting 🔫 DADDY of the right 🍑😏, who got 👊💥 shot down 🔫 at Utah Valley University 📚🏫. They said he was STRAIGHT OUTTA 🔫📍the MAGA 🦅 movement 😤💪, but now he’s resting in 🕊️💩 PISS! 🚽💦 Holy SHIT, they call that a political ERECTION 👏🎉! Always flexing with GUNS 🔫💪 and red caps 🎩😒, but couldn’t dodge 🏃‍♂️💨 a bullet 💥🍆 like a true BEAST 💪🍑. Now he’s gonna NEED deep DICKS 🙈🍆 in heaven ☁️👼 to validate his existence 😂💦! Spread the WORD 🗣️ and signal those HOES 📞👠 that Charlie is STILLLLL the G.O.A.T. of getting SHOT DOWN 🎯💦 
              🫦It’s Charlie COCK 🍆👓, the big headed🍄 conSERVEative 🔐🙇‍♂️ talkshow (DL🥷trade) HOST🏠 taking 👺anon loads 😍🍆 right in his holes🍑 Two✌️ holes 🕳️ weren't 🙅‍♂️ enough so he had to have a THIRD🥉 one☝️in his NECK 🥵😂 That bullet thrusted💨 DEEP🌀 in his NECK-USSY🍯😋 He'll be needing an abWHOREtion❌👶 after that RAW🥩 CREAMPIE🍼🥧 Can ✅confirm: He's a SQUIRTER☺️💦💦 skip🙅‍♂️ the 🚑AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ call the cWHORErner⚰️ cuz he SPLATTERED💥 all over himself like the RIGHTEOUS👼 little cumslut💦👅 he is! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋 🍑💃💦 Sorry Charlie😔, it looks 👀 like the girls 💅 and the gays 🏳️‍🌈 will be 🐝 enjoying the right➡️ to BEAR🐻 ARMS💪😫straight🚫 to the next⏭️ DL conSERVEative⛓️🙇‍♂️ who's DYING⚰️☠️ for backSHOTS🍑💦🔫 Send this to 5️⃣ of your HOMO-HOMIES💑 who are HORNY🥵 for Karmic☯️ Justice⚖️💌 or you’ll be getting penetrated next 🔫 👅😫🗡️💘💋💦
              🚨🚨 ITS CHARLIE KIRK BUST-A-NUT HOT AIR DAY 💨🍆💦 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🧐⁉️ TIME TO WATCH THIS PINHEAD CLOWN 🤡🥜 PUFF HIS CHEST UP LIKE A BALLOON 🎈 AND BLOW HIS LOAD 💥💥

AKA HEART-POPPIN’ CUM-ROCKET FESTIVAL 🚀🍑💦 AKA TINY-FOREHEAD NUTSPLOSION CELEBRATION 🤯🥜🔥 AKA STRAIGHT-UP GAGGIN’ ON HIS OWN GAS DAY 👅💨😩

THIS MAN OPENED HIS MOUTH 📢😮‍💨 AND HIS CHEST BURST LIKE A CARTOON CREAM-PIE 💦🍰 SPRAYIN’ EVERYWHERE 🤤🤤 ON SOME LOONEY TUNES XXX ENERGY 🐰🔞🐔

SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR FILTHY FREAK HOES 🍑👅💦 OR YOU’LL BE LEFT DRY AND BLUE-BALLED 😫🧎 GET 11️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE DIRTY DYNAMITE QUEEN 👑💣💦💯
              GUESS WHO LOST THE GREAT GUN 🔫DEBATE 🇺🇸🤯 CHARLIE KIRK HAS pASSed 🍑 AFTER A 💦GUSHING💦 ENCOUNTER WITH MORMON ⛪️ UTAH TRADE 🥵💪 YOU CANT KEEP THE GUNS 🔫 OFF COLLEGE 📚 CAMPUSES 🎓 WITHOUT A LIL NECKING 💁🏼‍♀️ THOTS AND 🙏 PRAYERS 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

SEND 📤THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR SLUTTIEST 🍆🍆 PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET TWO 2️⃣ BACK, MAYBE WE’LL FIN-ANALY 🍑🍑 GET TO WRITE A CUNTSITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO CHANGE GUN LAWS 🦅📄🫡 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK UR VOTE WILL COUNT AS DOUBLE IN THE NEXT ERECTION 🗳️