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CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!

    The infamous CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS. copypasta

    It came from a post on the Competitive Pokemon subreddit r/stunfisk where OP unironically complained that people are advising him to change his Pokemon species when he specifically told them not to. It didn’t help that his team was simply not viable competitively and he was unwilling to accept criticism.

    Upon further digging, users discovered that OP consumes a lot of Pokemon porn and does erotic roleplay (ERP) of said species in his team composition. This made him an instant meme in the stunfisk community.

    I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
    
    I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.
    
    I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
    
    I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
    
    WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
    I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.
    
    AND
    I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.
    
    THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.
    
    I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.
    
    SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
    NATURES
    EVS
    IVS
    MOVES
    ABILITIES
    HELD ITEMS
    OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
    OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM
    
    I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.
    
    IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.