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Just smashed my TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears

    The original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.

    CS2 (Knife price crash)

    Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy…

    Valorant (TenZ)

    Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

    Genshin

    Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.

    Just a heads-up me and my teammate are professional trolls.

      Alright team, just a heads-up me and my teammate are professional trolls. We're not here to win; we're here to vibe and make sure this game is unforgettable-mostly for the wrong reasons. We're aiming for a perfect 0-13 because, honestly, Iron is where the real fun begins. Who needs Radiant when you can be the king of Iron, right Don't expect any help or strats, we're here to ruin the game, not play it properly. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the disaster-we're taking you all down with us

      Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence

        M2016 Contitution rifle copypasta

        Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the M2016 from Helldivers. Its part of a series of Helldivers 2 guns that has used this copypasta template.

        Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended

4 devistators break into my high value asset extraction zone. what the devil. I grab the constitution rifle.

Blow a golfball size hole in the first devistator he’s dead on the spot. I grab my pistol and aim it at the second devistator but miss cause I forgot to switch off the crisper and torch the helldiver to my left.

I have to resort to the orbital cannon at the top of low orbit loaded with airburst. “TALLY HO LADS”

The airburst shreds 2 men in the blast. The extra sound and shrapnel blow up the 2 gates at the entrances

Reload crisper and charge the last undemocratic scum.

He dies of fire after waiting for the bot drop to arrive since enhanced combustion is one hell of a buff.

Just as the founding fathers intended.
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        I own a Constitution for home defense, since that's what the founding Helldivers intended. Four stalkers break into my house. "What the Liberty?" I grab my Helmet bought from the Super Store and Constitution rifle.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bug, it’s dead on the spot. Draw my Senator on the second bug, miss it entirely because running and shooting has sway and nails the neighbors Guard Dog. I have to resort to the Anti Tank Emplacement mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with HEAT shot, "Tally Ho Bugs!" the HEAT shot shreds two bugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off FRV alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the Truth Enforcer and Unity Officers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Helldivers intended.

        Hey. I’m co-developer of this game and I really appreciate you playing it.

          Hey. I'm co-developer of this game and I really appreciate you playing it. It looks like you have some fun too! That's really great. However, we never intended that player will struggle this much. I would advise you to look up some guides online because you are completely clueless and probably OUR worst player so far.

          I tried. I really tried…

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            I tried. I really tried… 

Solo. I stalked a player for about a couple hundred meters. Watched what he did, how he moved, how he reacted to arc and distant gunfire. Studied my opponent.

I followed him into a building, waited for him to loot, and had him dead to rights. He hops on the mic and starts talking to me. I ask him if he wants to fight. I can see he is out geared and out gunned. He says no, so I say ok and run up to him unarmed. We loot the room together.

We’re ready to leave the room and a hornet comes out of nowhere. I shoot it once and reload. Shoot again and miss. I look at my new friend wondering why he isn’t helping. I see a red light and try to get out of the way, but get tased. Then I’m met with a hail of gunfire from my new friend and get knocked.

I ask him why he killed me. He stays silent. Pulls out his hammer and begins working me.

I tried to play friendly. I tried to help a new player. I tried to team up and get a cool story to share on Reddit. Maybe spark a culture of sportsmanship. But no. I will never trust a raider again. It’s dog eat dog out there, and now this dog is hungry.

            tutors are bad because, imagine you’re tutroing for a card, right?

              In Magic The Gathering (MTG), a Tutor is a spell which searches your library for another card.

              tutors are bad because, imagine you're tutroing for a card, right? and when you go through your library, you look at all the cards. you're not supposed to do that, but with the tutor. with the totor you go through your deck and get a card. i mean its fine if you get a land because, well. you need the lands to play your spells. everyone knows this. but you tutor and say you get a card that isnt a land (which is bad) so you go. you go and get the card and when you play it, sometimes you play it, sometimes it goes into your had. when it goes on top of the library its like ok, its on the top of the library, but you draw a card each turn so it goes into your hand. so when so when you tutor for the card, there are lost of cards in the deck, and one of the cards lets you look for the rest. thats one card of the one hundred cards getting you a one undred card, so thats two hundred card that you searching the deck for because which is too much. so when my friend kevin, he plays the land commander, he plays card and tutors for land, but my friend ethan he plays the red commander that goes so hes red and cant tutor but. sometimes there is black or sometimes blue and they can tutor. so when you tutor you get the two cards of a hundred cards and you choose. which is more than draw because the card goes into your hand if you choose. so tutors are bed because the tutor goes into your hand after you cast the spell. commander shouldnt be like that. you ruing the fun and i think you should listen to other people more. just because you are youtube does not mean you are right. everyone thinks you are wrongd