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    I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you

      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by cumming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.

      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia

      Blue Archive Yurizono Seia
      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni.

      Peni Parker
      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni. Every day I would wake up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her tight pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows is to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she will get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum everyday that she will look pregnant even when she isn't, which she'll never be after we're married.
      
      I would do everything in my power to make Peni look as fertile as possible: I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd ger her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go twelve hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her homemade lactation-inducing biscuits to help her get a point of hyper lactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day, which I will save and drink just so I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her. I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something.
      
      She would be so pregnant all the time she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate her pregnant belly. Even after when she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I would synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
      
      Imagine marrying Peni and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her superhero duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full-body hug you, crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Peni is glowing and her hero activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Peni has to stop her hero activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Peni's face when her doctor tells her she would have to take a break on her spidergirl activities for a while because she is carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Peni reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her vigilantism for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7-month-old-pregnant wife Peni raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look in her face when you find her, like a puppy that gnawed holes into your pillow.

      I absolutely despise witch doctor shard

        The copypasta started from the Dota2 subreddit where a user made a post complaining about Outworld Destroyer with Aghanim’s Scepter being broken because of how strong it is.

        Other people then started using the copypasta template for different heroes and characters for other games.

        I absolutely despise wd shard
        
        I cant believe this shard is still in the game. Its contrary to everything dota is about.
        
        Wd is a hero you have to focus/burst. No different than a hoodwink/es. He has a spell that completely disrupts most fights. He has ramping damage as well. You cant burst/gank his teammates if hes there because of ward so you have to kill him first . If not, he ults then melts everyone.
        
        Guess what, lets give him a 40 second cooldown phase shift echo slam as a shard. Even better, its invulnerable to cc with no cast time so theres 0 skill required to use it. Last but not least, make it a pure damage so its not countered by nothing, not shiva, not pipe, not even guardian angel.
        
        So now, he just buys that braindead item and cannot be bursted by absolutely anything except a 1v5 scenario. Go on his team? Die to ward. He doesnt even need support items. Great game design icefrog, next time give something similar to other supports so its consistent. Lion maybe? What about vengeful spirit? Im sure supports getting a unkillable skill is balanced.
        
        Oh right, its countered by cc! Tell me 1 hero that has a good cc that can also dmg wd so he doesnt shard himself. Maybe ill go orchid pudge just to counter this hero

        I absolutely despise od aghs

        I cant believe this aghs is still in the game. Its contrary to everything dota is about.
        
        Od is a hero you have to focus/burst. No different than a tinker/meepo. He has a save that completely disrupts most ultimates like duel. He has ramping damage as well. You cant burst/gank his teammates if hes there because of astral so you have to kill him first . If not, he saves his teammate then melts everyone.
        
        Guess what, lets give him a 90 second cooldown aegis abaddon ult as an aghs. Even better, its completely passive with no activation feature so theres 0 skill required to use it. Last but not least, make it a barrier so its absolutely countered by nothing, not shiva, not vessel, not even doom/aa.
        
        So now, he just buys that braindead item and cannot be bursted by absolutely anything except a 1v5 scenario. Go on his team? Save with astral. He doesnt even need aegis. Great game design icefrog, next time give something similar to other glass cannons so its consistent. Sniper maybe? What about arc warden? Im sure glass cannons getting a unkillable passive is balanced.
        
        Oh right, its countered by break! Tell me 1 hero that has a break that can also stun/silence od so he doesnt astral himself. Maybe ill go orchid viper just to counter this hero.
        
        Also this mf can blink out after 3 seconds if u dont break his barrier by then. Even while doomed. Nice balance guys

        Ash Wednesday

          What up Christian sluts! ✝🙏🙏✝ ASS Wednesday is CUMMING UP! Remember that you are cummies 💦 💦 and to cummies you shall return! We might look like young Christian women 🙏💁🙏 but we're ready to get our faces soaked with ash ✝✝✝ and that Catholic cum 🍆💦💦 AND BE SLUTTIER THAN THE WHORE OF BABYLON!! 👅🍆 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest God-fearing bitches - if YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'LL BE GIVING UP DICK THIS LENT 🙅🙅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE A SLUTTY NUN 💁💋GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL GET 40 DAYS OF CUM ✝🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FROM DADDY JESUS HIMSELF!
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          OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 IT'S ASH 🚬🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 MY HOE-LY 🙏 HOES!!! 👯‍♀️ TIME ⏰ FOR DADDY ‼️ PRIEST ⛪️ 🚹 TO Rub 🤲🏻💧HIS 🍆 ASHES 🚬👅💦 ALL OVER YOUR HOE-LY 🕳 FACE 🙇‍♂️ SO YOU REMEMBER💭 THAT YOU 👈ARE CUMMIES 💦 AND TO CUMMIES 💦 YOU SHALL RETURN 🔄 JESUS 👳🏽 ✝️ DIED 💀 FOR YOUR SINS 👹 SO YOUR FAT 🐷 ASS 🍑 BETTER BE FASTING 🍽 AND ON YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♂️💦 PRAYING 🙏🏻 TO YOUR DADDY 👨🏻 LORD 😇 AND SAVIOR 🔱 SEND 📧 THIS 📲TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST 💅🏻 GOD ⛪️ FEARING 😰 BITCHES 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'LL 👈🏻 BE ❌GIVING UP❌ DICK 🙅🏻‍♀️THIS LENT 😭😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 🙋🏽‍♀️ YOU'RE A SLUTTY 😘 CHOIR GIRL 👧🏽 ⛪️🙏 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 😍DADDY JESUS 🧔🏽💋 WILL RISE ⬆️ 🍆 FROM THE DEAD 😇 😵 AND NAIL 🔨 YOU WITH HIS BIG CROSS ✝️ 💦 😝 FOR 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌄 OF CUMMIES 💦💦💦✝️💦🍆💦🍆💦🤪
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          OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 its ASH 🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 my HOLY 🙏 HOES!!! thats RIGHT JESUS 👳🏽 DIED for ur SINS 👹 so ur FAT 🐷 ASS better be FASTING 🍽 n ON UR KNEES 💦 PRAYING 2 UR DADDY lord n savior 😇 if u get 0️⃣back DADDY‼️won't put his ASHES 👅💦 all over ur HOE-LY FACE💄if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SEXY 😘 CHOIR GIRL ⛪️🙏 if u get 🔟 back DADDY💋 will rise from the dead 😵 and NAIL 🔨 with his BIG CROSS ✝️
          Lent😇 is beginning 😃 you know what that means🍑 ASS🍑 WEDNESDAY😃 once upon a time JESUS👩 was BOUND and had his SLUTTY 🍑ASS🍑🔨NAILED🔨on the CROSS➕ by the big dick🍆 💦💦ROMANS 👉COPY & PASTE👉 this to 10 friends 👩👦👬👭if you get ❌0 ❌back you don't ❌get nailed🔨 on the ➕cross⛔😩😩 if you get 5 back you're a ROMAN SOLDIER SLUT🍆🍑 if you get 10👍😂🍑🍆 back you will RISE ⬆FROM THE TOMB👼💀 so you can SUCK😮🍆 more BIG ROMAN DADDY COCK🍆💦🍆💦😂

          Corridor creeper 🐛

            Corridor creeper card
            🐛In the workshop, I go deeper🐛In the mulligan, I'm a keeper🐛 This time, I'm even cheaper.🐛You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper🐛
            🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor creeper🐛
            🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in bundles, I was a dealer 🐛when a new meta comes I'm the leader🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor cash sleeper🐛
            🐛In the bedroom I'm a creeper🐛
            
            In my past I was a keeper🐛
            
            I wake when minions meet the reaper🐛
            
            You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
            🐛In the toy shop I'm a sweeper🐛in set reviews I was a creeper🐛when minions die is still my feature🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
            🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm 3 attack weaker🐛

            “You are my special” 今際の際際で踊りまし

              Jujutsu meme that goes something something You are my specialz something something every time the MC goes through a traumatic event.

              U R MY SPECIALZ 😭
              "You are my special" 今際の際際で踊りましょう 東京前線興の都 往生際の際際で足掻きましょう お行儀の悪い面も見せてよ "I love you baby" 謳い続けましょう 如何痴れ者も如何余所者も 心燃える一挙手一投足 走り出したらアンコントロール "You are my special" 無茶苦茶にしてくれないかい? 一切を存分に喰らい尽くして 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 眩暈がする程 "you are my special" 有耶無耶な儘廻る世界 No! No! No! そう冷静にはならないで 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 誰が如何言おうと "you are my special" "We are special" "You are my special" 土俵際の際際で堪えましょう 東京沿線大荒れ模様 報道機関氣裸氣裸血走ります 冷静と俯瞰は御法度です