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    Robot fucker list

      The list was created by u/Emperor_AI, a Reddit user who loves robots and A.I. characters of fiction.

      Robot fucker list copypasta
      
      Transformers fans, My Life As A Teenage Robot fans, Portal fans, Murder Drones fans, Overwatch fans, Star Wars droids fans, Star Trek fans, Halo fans, Nier: Automata fans, Robotboy fans, Doraemon fans, Destiny fans, Warframe fans, Mass Effect fans, Splatoon Tartar fans, Fallout fans, Titanfall and Apex Legends fans, Deep Rock Galactic fans, Warhammer 40K Adeptus Mechanicus and Necrons fans, PV-02 fans, Subverse fans, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream fans, Inscryption fans, WALL•E fans, Girl's Frontline fans, Goddess of Victory: Nikke fans, A Space Odyssey HAL 9000 fans, Will You Snail? fans, Next Gen (2018) fans, Robots (2005) fans, The Mitchells vs the Machines fans, Dragon Ball Android 18, Android 21 fans, Mega Man fans, Ratchet and Clank fans, Cyberpunk: 2077 and Edgerunners fans, Terminator fans, The Matrix fans, Gundam fans, TRON fans, Sonic the Hedgehog fans, Futurama fans, Deus Ex fans, Blade Runners fans, Marvel Ultron and Vision fans, Ultrakill fans, Persona Sophie, Aigis, Sophia, Labrys and EMMA fans, Danganronpa Monokuma fans, Fireball (Disney) fans, Friday Night Funkin Hex, Cyrix, Kou fans, Haiku the Robot fans, Mahoromatic fans, Astro Bot fans, Xenoblade fans, System Shock fans, Roboquest fans Stray fans, Deltarune Queen, Tasque Manager, Swatch and Spamton fans, Undertale Mettaton fans, Cave Story fans, Soul Hackers fans, Hi-Fi Rush fans, Haydee fans, Five Nights at Freddy's and associated fan games fans, Borderlands fans, Bionicle fans, Daft Punk fans, Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger fans, Kamen Rider 0-1 fans, Armored Core fans, TAU movie fans, Medabot fans, Planetarian fans, Emmy the Nandroid fans, Baymax fans, Love, Death & Robots fans, Horizon series fans, Steamworld Series fans, Metal Gear fans, Pokémon Iron Valiant and Magiarna fans, Atomic Heart fans, Kirby Star Dream fans, Detroit: Become Human fans, Helldivers II fans, Lies of P fans, Lobotomy Corporation fans, Pressure's pAInter fans, Rain World fans, zzzHadozzz fans, Pochincoff fans, Newtybot Rose and Tulip fans and many MANY more be like:
      
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      “The goat is never washed.”

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        byu/adz0r from discussion
        inleagueoflegends

        The original was for Faker when he won his 5th World’s title. Written by u/SSSl1k in a post game thread of G2 vs. T1 in LoL, the copypasta has been adopted by other esport fans to glaze on their favorite players.

        Faker from LoL

        I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend KkOma had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful KR team in League.
        
        “How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.
        
        We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”
        
        He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”

        s1mple from CS

        Was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is never washed."

        This subreddit is trash man

          Its a valid crashout by u/Requires_jelly in the Chainsawfolk sub after years of cringe unfunny memes.

          This subreddit is trash man
          
          Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.
          
          This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.
          
          And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.
          
          I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.
          
          Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.
          
          I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.
          
          You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.
          
          If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.
          
          To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.
          
          And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.
          
          I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.
          

          Bob l’eponge

            i grew up watching cartoons in french and i remember trying to make friends in school asking everyone "yall watch bob l'eponge" omg they bullied me so hard

            Nimi sings horribly. I love it

              Nimi Nightmare is a vtuber that used to be Ceres Fauna from Hololive before she graduated (retired).

              Nimi sings horribly. I love it. 
              
              Nimi can't sing for shit. Not a single note hit, couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
              
              I have never told her this and I never will. Singing makes her happy. Seeing her happy makes wretched days a little brighter. Sea shanties, anime intros, etc- anything she wants to sing, I'll happily listen to. She's sung me to sleep before. It took a while, but I eventually fell asleep. It made me feel extremely loved.
              
              I could be silently irate about something and hear her singing in another room; her off key caterwauling will make me smile to myself and chuckle. I know everything will be okay. I absolutely dread the day that my world falls silent ot even worse- into key.