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My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier.

    Its from an old 4chan post in 2018 where the user reveals that his grandpa is a fanatical Rwandan genocide denier for no reason. A newer version of the copypasta made a small change of Wales to Montreal in the greentext.

    My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'
    My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Montreal, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi Liar'

    I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do

      I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do
      byu/RedditRetardFinder inaustincirclejerk
      I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and I’m devastated

I don’t even know how to process this right now.

Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid’s Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:

“I actually think Trump had some good economic policies.”

I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.

This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And he… votes red?

I feel sick.

I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was “overreacting” and that “everyone’s entitled to their opinion.” I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.

I’ve since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.

I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I’ve been cheated on. . EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesn’t make this less serious.

      I’m so sick of Lord of the Abyss

        Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6

        Created by u/SecretSpectre11, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lord of the Abyss. I try to play Glaive Lord. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Spectre. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Apache Dartship. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I want to play Permaspike. Its best team has Lord of the Abyss. I want to play Carrier Flagship, Bloon Exclusion Zone - they both want Lord of the Abyss. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I save up for him. I give him alch buff. He isn't satisfied. I pull overclock. "I don't need this much attack speed" he tells me. "Give me a better position." He grabs Relentless Glue and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to get 9 of the other mermonkeys. I can get more range with echosense network." I can't get 9 other echosense networks, I don't have enough cash. He grabs my IMF Loan. It's CHIMPS. "Guess this is the end." He grabs the trident. He says "trident, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 50 damage 80 pierce attacks every 1.5 seconds. What a cruel world.

        Bro is beautiful, handsome, pretty, elegant, breathtaking, gorgeous, attractive

          Its a male character appreciation copypasta used to compliment fictional characters and Kpop singer. The pasta is used interchangeably with women but the “Bro” part is removed similar to “is that my glorious, elegant, intelligent…” pasta.

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          IP Address bait

            The IP address copypasta is commonly used to troll other users into thinking they are being doxxed. Doxxing is where personally identifiable information about someone is leaked online via the internet. You can find other doxxing copypasta here such as the FBI Discord Warning prank or ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

            IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
            IP. 92.28.511.239 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80:5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9 888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443
            IP. 92.28.211.234
N: 43.7462
W: 12.4893
SS Number: 6979191519182016
IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12
Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15
MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8
ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15
GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1
SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80
TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER
VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP

            [Tarkov] How do I stop people from using my gym?

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              I’m not playing this wipe so my hideout is still up. My friends keep going to my hideout to use my gym without my consent. They’re also making fun of the guns I have on my weapon display wall. They keep sending screenshots and making fun of me and my “gooner” posters. Please tell me how I can stop people from going to my hideout.