I love how in recent years you're no longer allowed to call out bad, repetitive, and manipulative writing or storytelling techniques anymore, let alone plot holes, inconsistencies, or sloppy worldbuilding. Always the same dumbass responses. "Why are you so petty? Why are you nitpicking? Why are you taking this so seriously? Why are you always criticizing things? Why is this a problem, bro, it's just fantasy? Why can't you just shut off your brain and enjoy things?" Fucking lobotomites all of them. God forbid the flashy lights entering their eyes actually spark something resembling a thought in their brains, and god forbid they actually engage with the slop they're consuming before letting it slide off their smooth little brains and turning the feeble, twitching thing that answers for their attention span towards the trough for another scoop of slop. You disgust me.
Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game “Among Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red bean’s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us “shh” while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.
Its a shitpost from 4chan referencing the Ahsoka copypasta but changed to Shelob specifically from Middle-earth: Shadow of War.
"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the
monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."
Part of a series of copypasta about Umamusume: Pretty Derby characters by Axel Syrios. This one in particular is from his stream description and is for Kitasan Black with an admittance of cheating towards Daiwa Scarlet.
Kitasan Black support card banner drops tomorrow and I'm already sweating harder than prime Shaq at the free throw line. This ain't just "a good card" bro, this is the GOAT, the Kitasan Black Mamba🐍 dropping 81 points against the Toronto Raptor type shi of support cards. The second she shows up, your stable turns from g-league benchwarmers into championship contenders.
And yeah, Satono Diamond is cute and all, like Pau Gasol, elegant, consistent, incredibly skilled. But Kitasan Black? Kitasan Black is the franchise player. She's Faker locking in Azir. She's the broken patch Riot "forgot" to fix. Her bond gain so cracked it feels like Baron buff at 25 minutes. Speed stats go brrrrrr, and your whole team ascends to S rank greatness.
And bro ngl… I gotta admit, part of me feels dirty glazing Kitasan this hard when my main girl's Daiwa Scarlet. Like I can see Daiwa in the training room side-eyeing me like "for real trainer-san? her??" and I’m just standing there sweating, trying to explain it's just one spark bro I swear. But deep down I know I’m gonna spark anyway cuz Kitasan Black isn't just meta, she's the reason wallets cry at night.
I'm so sorry Daiwa Scarlet... I deserve to be called "Cheater-san".
Created by u/theywinner, its a schizo post about Ichika Hoshino from Project SEKAI.
Ichika Hoshino. That is a name I shall never forget.
I was having the best life anyone could ask for. I was the most popular person in my highschool, I was married to beautiful wife for 16 years. My parents loved me.
But that was before she ruined it all for me, she took everything I loved away from me, after she made that terrible joke that caused me unbearable suffering: "You're so down to earth Shiho! Or should I say... Down to play bass!"...
Just writing that sentence almost made me pass out.
After she said that, people started being weird around me. Saying things like "who is Ichika? And why do you keep complaining about her?", I got kicked out of my highschool, everyone wanted me gone. My kids started saying things that make no sense like: "Dad, I really think you should take your schizophrenia pills"
My wife left me, she took the kids, and the police started looking for me, I am now running away from home.
All because of her. Ichika Hoshino.
Don't fall for her tricks. Don't end up like me.
Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We'll search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreational facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers — and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
There's no way we can catch him. He moves too fast, maybe we should just give up.
