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I fucking LOVE/HATE Asuka

    Asuka from Tekken

    The “I fucking LOVE Asuka” was posted as a clapback to “I fucking HATE Asuka” post on the r/Tekken sub. Both posts promptly became a meme within the Tekken community.

    Love Asuka

    I love her cute face. I love watching her simple but elegant and flowing combos. I love her cute, feminine voice and how she calls you a bonehead when she places a well timed rage art because it’s hilarious. I love how simple her execution is so that new players can play her and focus on learning the game instead of practicing a bunch of complicated string inputs. I love how most Asuka mains don’t pretend like she’s some super hard character to pilot and are totally chill with having fun playing a character with simple execution (not to mention dressing her up in all kinds of ridiculous looking customization costumes). And I especially love how asuka makes hyper aggressive, unga bunga button mashers seethe and bust their controllers with a simple “BOKE” or a well placed frame trap followed up with a f+3+4 to the face.

TL:DR I love Asuka

    Hate Asuka

    I hate seeing her dumb face, I hate her big head and no neck, I hate her big ass fucking hands, I hate watching her shitty ugly ass combos, I hate how every time I try to get into my attack flow she does that fucking parry stance and negates like 80 of my fucking moves, I hate her voice and how she yells when you've got her in a combo or when you win the round, I hate how she talks, and more than anything, I fucking HATE her charge-up rage art that pushes you all the way to fucking Mexico so you can't punish it and when she does her rage art the next time and you try to sidestep it BOOM she does her normal rage art.

TL:DR I hate Asuka

    I saw Marie at one of the food stands in the Festival yesterday.

      Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed into Marie from Splatoon specifically for the Grand Festival event.

      I saw Marie at one of the food stands in the Festival yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a greasetrap and bother her and ask her for an autograph or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Woomy?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Woomy? Woomy? Woomy?” and squidbagging in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my festival, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk backstage with like fifteen Super Seanwiches in her hands without paying.

The jellyfish at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “bluuh? bluuh.” At first she kept humming "Tide Goes Out" and pretending not hear them, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When they took one of the seanwiches and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped them and told them to scan them each individually “to prevent any zapfish infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After they scanned each seanwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting them by gurgling really loudly.

      Quinn Pango

        Quinn reaction to playing Pango

        Its a Dota2 meme that started when a pro player Quinn malded over someone picking Pango as their hero.

        Dude can you pick a real hero HOLY crap why are we picking pango in 2023? Arent you tryign to play pro or soetmhing? How about we play heroes that arent the objective best heroes in the game? You're genuinely a horrible horrible player. You just draw aggro off cooldown. I lost all respect for you. Imagine trying to play pro and picking pango every game in pubs. Truly disgusting. Your'e just a coward tbh. You dont know whats good against lesh so you pick pango cause its easy. Every game you pick that hero you get worse. And you're already horrible.

        i’m not even going to sugarcoat it. im not going to downplay my actions by saying “smash” or “would”. i would fuck that thing.

          im not even going to mark this with a joke. i'm not even going to sugarcoat it. im not going to downplay my actions by saying "smash" or "would". i would fuck that thing. i dont care what anyone says. call me a degenerate all you want. i dont care. im fucking that thing. you cannot detour me. i would have them wring every last droplet out of my body. they would be covered, inside and out. i would not stop until they are leaking from each hole. i dont just mean your basic holes, such as the ass or mouth. no. im talking about every possible opening on their entire body. ears, nose, hell, i'd be willing to do the fucking bellybutton. the point is, i would use them. i would break them. we will exchange fluids. we will become one.

          He’s gay. Is that what you want me to say? Vegeta is gay.

            From a reply towards a bait post on Reddit implying that Vegeta is gay. 

            He’s gay. Is that what you want me to say? Do you want redditors to tell you that Vegeta is homosexual and thinks of Goku when he’s banging Bulma? Do you want us to tell you that the idea of Goku going Kaio-Ken times twenty in Vegeta’s bum makes him harder than diamonds and shoot the biggest Gallick Guns known to man? That he trains day in and day out just so that he can withstand the insane, unrestrained physical prowess of Goku’s body, all the while imagining what it would be like to have the stupid Saiyan blowing out his back? Do you want us to tell you that Vegeta cries in the shower, regretful that he started a family with a woman he’s barely attracted to, only because Goku was taken by the time they met, and that he didn’t come to understand his romantic feelings for the low class Saiyan until after he made Earth his home? That Vegeta’s only peer is someone he will never measure up to, and someone he can never have in the way he desperately wants? He’s gay, u/Skychu768. Vegeta is homosexual.

            He’s fucking built too. Thick and man made.

              The pasta first originated from bodybuilding.com
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              Origins

              This pasta first originated from bodybuilding.com more than a decade ago when a user was reviewing another guy. Nowadays its often used as a joke to describe male athletes particularly American football.

              During the early days of internet, the forum bodybuilding.com was a source of pasta goldmine as there wasn’t any mainstream social media.

              He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.