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I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles

    Started from a comment on Reddit parodying the “Flying Lotus at a grocery store in LA” story but changed to fit the Xbox One: Aaron Paul ad.

    I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

    Here’s the information about CLR GTR

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      No problem! Here’s the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR:

The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower. 🔧

Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surpassing 320 km/h. 🥇

Incorporating advanced aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨

Originally priced around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰

Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎

      No problem Here's the information about CLR GTR: The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powder by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.🔧 Acceleration from 0 to 100km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surpassing 320km/h. 🥇 Incorporation advanced aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the ClR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨 Originally priced around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰 It's limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎

      Shinji’s Credits Rant

        From the ending credits of English dub of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinji Ikari’s voice actor Spike Spencer gave an in-character improvised monologue about the open-ended nature of the finale. It was only released as an Easter Egg in the series Platinum Box Set.

        Ah, just... This is nice. I- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I? Uh...Oh, gre- here's the song, oh good. Uhm, there's still some things that are unresolved here, guys! Ho-how do I get home? Eh-what do I eat? Was Rei my...my mom, or a clone, or... Hell, was this all in my mind? What-what's an eva? Is that sort of a Freudian thing, or uh... Am I real? Aw, hell... D-does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but uhm... Oh god... Where's home?! Okay, okay, okay... I mustn't run away, I mustn't run- Okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that, where the FUCK would I go? I'm on a big blue ball... Uh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, cuz I'm stuck in nowhereland. You ran out of ink too, didn't you, you bastards... 
        Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Um... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- what do I eat?? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a clone, or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... thing, er... um... am I real? Oh, hell- does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that—where the fuck would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball!! Uhh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling ya right now, 'cause I'm stuck in nowhere-land... You ran outta ink too, didn't you, you bastards?

        Total Kike Death

          Parody of the ‘TND’ copypasta but changed to fit Jewish people. 

          Kill kikes. Behead kikes. Roundhouse kick a kike into the concrete. Slam dunk a kike baby into the trashcan. Blast kikes with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Jews. Whip kikes into obedience. Slingshot a kike into orbit. Rocket kikes into the sun. Defecate in a kikes food. Stir-fry kikes in a wok. Bite a kike and drink their blood. Toss kikes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a kike's gas tank. Judo throw kikes into the wood chipper. Unscrew a kike's head off. Report kikes to the IRS. Karate chop kikes in half. Bake kikes into kike-pizza. Arrest kikes for no reason. Electrocute kikes. Curb stomp pregnant kikes. Beat a kike up. Trap kikes in quicksand. Crush kikes in the trash compactor. Liquefy kikes in a vat of acid. Eat kikes. Dissect kikes. Exterminate kikes in the gas chamber. Slice a kike up and wear their skin. Set kikes on fire. Spin kikes around until they puke. Tie kikes to a train track. Karate kick a kike in the testicles. Stomp kike skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil kikes into a broth. Cremate kikes in the oven. Lobotomize kikes. Deep fry kikes. Grind kike fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for kikes. Blend kikes in a blender. Drown kikes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize kikes with a ray gun. Snap a kike's neck. Kick old kikes down the stairs. Feed kikes to alligators. Slice kikes with a katana. Put a bomb in a kike's mouth. Throw knives at kikes. Inflate kikes until they pop. Send kikes into a blackhole. Castrate kikes. Feed kikes poisoned food. Force kikes to walk the plank. Push kikes into a pit. Kneel on a kike's neck. Curse kikes with a spell. Stuff kike babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten kikes with a tank. Pop a kike's car tire. Strike kike children with a ruler. Make kikes swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a kike's limbs. Airdrop kikes into Antarctica. Throw kikes off the boat. Pressurize kikes into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a kike's ass. Falcon-punch a kike in the face. Make kikes into fiction. Blow kikes heads off with grenade launchers. Blow kikes brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock kikes in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail kikes to a cross and stab them. Run over kikes with a tank feet-first. Throw kikes off buildings. Crush kikes with a press. Attack kikes with acid. Boil kikes in a pan. Lock kikes inside a brazen bull. Burn kikes alive. Drag kikes across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on kikes. Quarter kikes. Impale kikes on a pike. Send aliens to abduct kikes. Force kikes to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush kikes with anvils. Throw kikes off of rooftops. Incinerate kikes. Starve kikes. Blow kikes up with dynamite. Gulp kikes. Feast on kike eyeballs. Cave in a kike's skull. Kiss a kike to death. Peel a kike like a banana. Wipe out kike tribes. Deny kikes into Heaven. Freeze kikes in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a kike. Lock on to kikes with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a kike. Ferment kikes into stew. Ensnare kikes. Nark on kikes to the army. Cause a total kike purge. Jam a kike into a geyser. Axe murder a kike. Unleash Smelvin upon kikes. Put kikes on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. TOTAL KIKE DEATH! ABSOLUTE KIKE ANNIHILATION!.

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            I, a real life Human Boy, wore a golden Christian Cross

              I, a real life Human Boy, wore a golden Christian Cross pendant to American Public School and was forced to wear crown of thorns and whipped through the American Public School hallways while teachers chanted Satanism prayers at me and students throwed human feces at me. Then the American Public School Administrator throwed me into public street gutter and said I was suspended for 6 days 6 hours 6 minutes for spreading lies of White Christ. I spoke to 7 other Straight White Male Christian students in Church who had same punishment for wearing golden Christian Cross to American Public Schools! We are being murdered by Satanists!