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hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf cock

    hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf cock * s-so...h-how's your day? * sweats * hehe.. so-so.. i was wondering.. when you were gonna get out of school for christmas haha.. so we could,, * gulp * h-hang out... haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!!
    Hey cutie! >w< *attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic alpha horse wolf cock*. s-so...h-how's your day? *sweats* hehe..:3 so-so.. I was wondering..When you were free so we could uhm, *gulp* h-hang out.. haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!! It's ok!! I'll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah.. *eye shine cutely as I purr* hey- uhm- I know this is suddenly but- *grabs your hand and kisses it* wanna-wanna be my gf? *smiles* a-actually never mind.. you'll.. probably reject me.. I'll be so lonely.. *my orbs water as I look at you, tears coming down my face intensely* I hope you'll be happy forever onnichan... maybe one day you will love me.. >~< TWT

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      Fuck your /s
      byu/hikeyourownhike42069 incopypasta
      Fuck your /s
      
      Oh, you’re one of those Redditors who still uses "/s"? Jesus Christ, how fucking pathetic. Redditors and their obsession with "/s" is peak internet idiocy. It’s like they think they’re doing everyone a favor by spoon-feeding sarcasm to a community that prides itself on being "clever" and "witty," while clearly proving the opposite. You’d think in a place full of self-proclaimed intellectuals, they could handle a joke without needing training wheels. But no, on Reddit, "/s" is practically a rite of passage, like some badge of honor for people too afraid that their half-baked attempt at humor will go over the heads of the chronically clueless masses.
      
      Honestly, if you’re slapping "/s" at the end of your comment to make sure your brilliant sarcasm doesn’t go over everyone’s heads, maybe you should just stop trying. Your sarcasm isn’t clever, it’s basic. Putting "/s" at the end of your weak joke is like slapping a warning label on a box of matches—yeah, we get it, no need to insult everyone’s intelligence by making it obvious. Or, wait… maybe you’re right. Maybe you should assume everyone here is too stupid to get it without an explanation, since Reddit is filled with people who think upvotes are an indicator of wit.
      
      What’s worse is that you’re so desperate for validation that you can't even let a sarcastic comment stand on its own without fearing the wrath of some clueless downvoters. God forbid someone actually misinterprets your hilarious attempt at sarcasm and tanks your precious Reddit karma, right? You’re so fucking terrified of getting downvoted that you’ve neutered your own humor with a goddamn warning label. It’s embarrassing.
      
      And really, what kind of moron can’t recognize sarcasm without a flashing neon sign telling them, “Hey, this is a joke! /s”? If you’re catering to people that fucking stupid, you might as well stop trying. Or maybe you're right—maybe most Redditors really are that dense, and you’ve got to hand-feed them every little joke like they're drooling toddlers who can’t figure out how humor works.
      
      So yeah, keep using "/s" if you want to keep coddling the lowest common denominator. Just know it makes you look like a total coward, afraid to let your words stand on their own. Grow a fucking spine and learn to craft sarcasm that doesn’t need a disclaimer, or just admit that your jokes are as limp and half-assed as the rest of your weak Reddit shitposts. 

      I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress

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        I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress laying in the middle of his basement floor and these three girls we were friends with were getting it on while a bunch of us kinda levitated over and stood around drinking and watching (men and women). It just became a thing where people would come over, converse, watch some sex and then pop off again. It all ended when one of their boyfriends (my bestfriend, the crazy fucker) chucked off all his clothes and literally cannonballed into them, setting them to scatter in all directions crying and soberly yelling what a creep he was, "Brandon! What the fuck you fucking weirdo! Ew!"

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          THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT ISHMAEL!!!! WHAT FAULT? I DARESAY IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ME!
          
          Woe, pillar be upon thee! Parry this, you filthy casual!
          
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          Look One by one The pages remind me you'll always be a villain For you, angels have fallen Now they're gone See? Now they're gone Forever gone From the hell that served as my one and only ho- IS THAT THE RED MIST?
          
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          He turned into a book! Funniest shit i've ever seen!
          
          Not only did you fail to responsibly perform your duty... You have fallen asleep here and turned your back on us. How imprudent of you...
          
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          god damn, i love benjamin! who is benjamin? hokma balls😅😂😂😂!!!!
          
          Angela, you have to feel the same sorrow as mine... No. You have to feel even worse than that. You took Angelica from me--she meant the world to me. I sat on my hands as I watched people I knew die, and I even killed my own best friend with these shadowed gloves, just for this moment. All for this moment... I've been suppressing my emotions, forcing this pained smile.
          
          This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts!
          
          i wanna get smashed by angela's titanium bussy🥺
          
          I shall not close my eyes, just because my eyelids are heavy, nor i shall turn away, for the sight is frightening
          
          cant sex roland, 0/10 game
          
          Her sweet voice.... -I can hear her beautiful voice....
          
          "…. Pack a lunchbox and consume it on top of a trash can in the streets of District 11 at 1 PM today." "…. Bake dacquoise while the hour hand rests between 7 and 8, and eat it while watching a movie." "…. Initiate a game of Never Have I Ever with the first five people you encounter. When one folds a finger, break it." "…. Neatly clip the nails of the sixty-second person you come across."
          
          Children of the city see only the neon stars Reflected upon the murky gutter sky Dont ask me why I desperately wish to be included in the city's night (pum pum PUUUUm       pum pum PUUUUM)
          
          A machine should behave as a machine.
          
          "i'll go ahead and name my soda dispenser Angela, funniest shit i'll ever do"
          
          please don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like this
          
          So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you, since their own tommorows are not on the horizon. But you... You gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them. And now... We finally meet here today. You must have realized that as well, seeing as you have made it to this point without hesitation. I had known... For a very long time... That we all lost our heats. I knew, and i didn't do anything about it. I'm sure many others were the same way. And that's. That's what makes Carmen different from us. Instead of turning away, she wanted to save them, and guide their souls back. She was the one who made the noble decision to dedicate herself to save humanity. Yet I, who held no such ambition, had to continue her legacy. Ironic, isn't it? Maybe i was not the right man for the job. As you can see, we've become just like very other wing, committing atrocities just like them. The employees here who have repeated hundreds upon thousands of deaths... My friends were robbed of their lives and trapped in this cycle of agony... All the while, i just sat and watched, justifying it all as the means to realize her ideal. This sin shall never be forgiven. Nonetheless… We must finish this. If these wrong doings can finally cut this vicious cycle once and for all... I will gladly take this burden upon myself. Our mission is to simply seed the people's hearts. Every single person has their own light. In the light, they create their own stories, and lay down the roots of their existence in it. We are merely there to sow the seeds. It is up to the people to bloom it in their own ways. What about us, you ask? Unfortunately, we won't be able to see what kind of forest will grow. Besides, we still have one last thing to do... It is something we have done countless times. ...It is to manage the Abnormalities. You'll make it. I know you will. Come now. This will be our final day at work as the manager.
          
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          "Maaan, i can't wait to see what the community of my favorite game library of ruina is li-"
          
          Guys, this is not a fucking joke! Today i was playing a text-based furry porn game, and i literally started crying when one of the characters said "That is that"
          
          Open the curtains Lights on Don't miss a moment Of this experiment Oh, the book is strange Like clockwork orange Keep your eyes buttered till the end Which "you" are you going to be? Hmm Inside the mirror do you see Someone else in that body? Dance for me One and Two and Three and Turn around Sit like a doggy Till I finish my read Cut it off, cut down your loss All that stubborn loyalty is gonna get you killed In a world built on convenient theories For the puppets on TV There is comfort in the strings If you're gonna control me At least make it interesting theatrically How does it feel to be free? Hmm Why don't you try it yourself? The gate opened on me So I leaped Down, down, and down I go I tell myself I'm a tough girl Down, down, and down I go I could never, ever, ever touch the soil My heart goes right My head goes left And end up on your bed Huh Sure I'll be your marionette Here, tug on my thread Spread me open for dolly pink, snow white artificial beauty Maybe we're all cold machines Stuffed in the human skin With human sins Sewed up by the gods of city Cut it out, you've already lost All that precious bravery is gonna get you hurt In a world that feeds on the minority May that self-centered belief lead you to peace If you're gonna replace me At least have the audacity to kill me thoroughly When does it end for me? Hmm I think I am done with everything Now I'm ready to leave Dragging out One line Two lines Three lines Connect our hands When I no longer can live on knowledge alone You gave me strength Hopeful curiosity Maybe there are still happy answers left for my discovery What's the color of the electric sheep you see?And if you love me, Can you love your everything too, for me?
          
          GUYS! ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AGAIN! So, i decided to play that text-based furry porn game again, and when i got into my quests tab, i noticed that one of them was called "Eye of the beholder"! I fucking cried!

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            The Confession of a Currency Exchange Market Maker

              The Confession of a Currency Exchange Market Maker
              byu/Significant-Line-42 inpathofexile
              I'm a market maker in Wraeclast.
              
              I’ve made thousands of divines, not by slaying Uber bosses or farming juiced maps, but through something more arcane: the currency exchange window. That’s my arena. My battlefield. My trade route. My passion.
              
              While most chase loot explosions, I chase inefficiencies. I scan the chaos-to-divine ratios of many different markets, the soft whispers of shifting demand, and the ebb and flow of liquidity during peak and dead hours. I’ve stood in the breach between hoarders and seekers, offering chaos when no one else will, buying low when despair is in the air, and selling high when greed surges. Some call it flipping. Others call it wicked. But to me, it’s balance. It's structure. It's the invisible hand of Wraeclast.
              
              Yes, I profit. Sometimes absurdly. But I also provide something essential: stability. Liquidity. A way for new players to convert their hundreds of trash catalysts/deli orbs/fossil/essences into piles of chaos at 2 a.m. when there are no sellers. A way for big fish to offload 50 divines worth of commodities when demand is too thin. I’ve bridged both ends of the market countless times. I’ve offered chaos at cost to stabilize a panicking index. I’ve bought out underpriced bulk just to stop the bleeding. I've smoothed over the rough edges of a player-driven economy that’s as volatile as it is beautiful.
              
              Do I lose sometimes? Absolutely. I’ve taken heavy losses on speculative swaps. I’ve misread the market, held too long, or gone too deep into one side. But the thrill isn’t just in the profit. It’s in being a part of something organic. Something bigger. I feel connected. truly connected, to the living world of Wraeclast. Every trade is a conversation. Every price shift tells a story. Every time someone buys my stock, I know I was needed.
              
              It’s funny, there’s no XP for this. No challenge complete. No trophy. Just a quiet satisfaction that, when someone makes a fair trade at the right time, it might have been because I was there on the other side, ready.
              
              I am not a scammer. I don’t post fake ratios. I don’t manipulate with false listings. I play it clean, transparent, and ruthlessly efficient. Because I believe the PoE economy is a shared space, and if we respect it, even while profiting from it, it becomes stronger for everyone. Better price discovery. Better liquidity. More trust. More trades.
              
              And if someone dares to engage in a price war with me? such as undercutting my rates, nibbling at my margins.... I will never hesitate. I WILL fight it to the end. I’ll match, repost with a more competitive ratio, undercut, and absorb the losses if I have to. Let’s see who runs out of gold first. I don’t bluff. I don’t flinch. I’ve weathered more chaos storms than most even see. That exchange window? That’s my home turf.
              
              So this is my confession. not of guilt, but of obsession. I’m addicted not just to the currency itself, but to the dance of it. To being the one who stands in the middle when others flee. To offering value when the market is thin. To helping a stranger finally buy that Headhunter because I offered chaos when no one else would.
              
              Wraeclast is a brutal world. But behind the carnage and corruption, there's an economy that pulses with life. I’m proud to be part of that heartbeat, tho even if I’m just a whisper in the ledger.
              
              May your trades be fair, and your ratios ever in your favor.