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KCD2 post credits scene (Sigismund crashout)

    knock knock what is it? sire... i bear news from the italian court... there has... there has been a robbery what? apparently margrave jobst's people... they freed the hostages and... and stole all the silver. and vanished. All our silver?! A-all of it... but... but thats not all, sire. Word has come that jobst is mustering an army and is... is planning to go to the aid of kuttenberg. Oh, that treacherous little whore! That snake! That fucking Turncoat!! Get out! - ... What are you still standing there?! Spit it out! Sire, Ladislaus of Naples, he... he's declared himself King of Hungary and... and lays claim to your lands. He... he landed at Zadar with an army... Anything else?? Well... your Cumans plundered the estates of the house of Waldstein. the widow Anna is demanding... compensation. Compensation?? Compensation she wants, that little widow?! - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PAY THAT, WHEN THERE'S NO ONE EVEN CAPABLE OF GUARDING OUR TREASURY IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING TOWN?!!! Erm... Anything else?! No, Sire, that's all, Sire. This... Fucking.. COUNTRY!! FUCKING BOHEMIANS!! Hard-headed insidious VERMIN!!! Let the whole fucking rest of them rot, IN THEIR OWN SHITTY MESS!!!!... - ... We're going back to Hungary. Get packed immediately and give the orders. Sire... how am i to pay the wages of the Prague troops? Hm? Do you know what happened to our silver from the italian court? I do... then FUCKING get it back! ... Give it to the Praguers for all we care. Do whatever you like this accursed Czech silver. But sire... I would need something to...

    Since Chiori is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present

      Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Chiori from Genshin Impact.

      Since Chiori is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Chiori’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Chiori? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Chiori speaks, I listen. If Chiori questions, I answer. If Chiori orders, I obey. If Chiori opines, I agree. If Chiori fears, I assure. If Chiori hopes, I dream. If Chiori is happy, I am jubilant. If Chiori is angry, I am apoplectic. If Chiori is sad, I am disconsolate. Chiori is my ideal, Chiori is my romance, Chiori is my passion. Chiori is my strength, Chiori is my compass, Chiori is my destination. Chiori is my language, Chiori is my culture, Chiori is my religion. Chiori is my ocean, Chiori is my mountain, Chiori is my sky, Chiori is my air, Chiori is my sun, Chiori is my moon, Chiori is my world. Chiori is history, Chiori is present, Chiori is future. If Chiori has a million fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has ten fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has only one fan, that is me. If Chiori has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Chiori, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Chiori, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Chiori until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Chiori until their very last breath. Life without Chiori is no life at all. Death with Chiori is life. In the inconceivable event that Chiori is no longer in this world, living without her would be an unimaginable insult, and thus our only absolution would be to clear the now sullied human race from the Earth. May Chiori grant us grace eternal.

      ZywOo is not the problem.

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        ZywOo is not the problem. 

people keep saying ZywOo is the problem but no one is talking about the real reason. the air quality in cologne and malta is literally unplayable. ZywOo is used to french countryside fresh air, then you drop him in malta hotel room with mold in the walls and dust in the vents, ofc he is only dropping 1.1 rating.

cologne was even worse, air quality was red all week, 40+ AQI when they faced MOUZ. ZywOo probably breathing toxic gas while torzsi and Spinx is used to factory smoke since birth. there is no way you can expect a pro to play 100% in those conditions.

eastern cs fans don’t understand this, they think zywoo forgot how to shoot, when in reality he was nerfed by poor environment. make senzu play in paris traffic pollution and see what happens.

        Gentlemen, a short view back to the past

          Its a question from one of the reporters during the 2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix which became a meme in F1 due to how incredibly drawn-out it was.

          Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers? 
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          wow japanese fans are vocal about the new chapter and they are not happy

            Its a meme from 4chan circlejerking how much fans dislike the final chapter of Attack on Titan and are petitioning for a rewrite. 

            wow japanese fans are vocal about the new chapter and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way everyone revived like naruto and the whole monging. I guess they were holding out hope for a good writing route. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the chapter changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

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            wow chinese fans are vocal about the new patch and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way everyone glazed the tb like wuthering waves and the making everything tailord to castorice. I guess they were holding out hope for a good writing/balance patch. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the patch changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.