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You have to have a very high IQ to understand Zootopia

    Its an adaptation of the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Zootopia.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zootopia. The writing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical liguistics most of the themes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nick and Judy truly ARE idiots- What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Zootopia tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    Welp. Wheels aren’t happening.

      Wheels aren't happening copypasta

      Came from a car enthusiasts group in FB circa 2020 which became a meme. Unfortunately the original has already been deleted. 

      Welp. Wheels aren’t happening. Got into an argument with my mom because she thinks putting RPF1s on my car is gonna make it get stolen or it’s not worth it. She’s not letting me get anything to customize it at all. She won’t let me get a daily so I can keep the miles off it or doesn’t agree to allow me to go to car meets anymore. I wish I could move out but I can’t afford it on my own, let alone, if I want to go back to college, I don’t know how I’ll do school, work and live on my own. I’m about to say fuck it and slam myself into a tree in the damn car.

      I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it

        Written by u/MRfireDmS, its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Zenless Zone Zero specifically in Random Play.

        Please tag this NSFW

I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it. People gave me weird looks. Then I dropped my Bangboo, with this image for everyone to see.

Now there's a whole store of customers, Bangboo and Proxies jorking it to this one image.

All because you failed to mark it nsfw

        Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

          Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

          This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel.

            4chan on Caroline Ellison, former FTX exec and Sam Bankman-Fried’s (FTX CEO) ex-girlfriend after there were reports of them organizing sex orgies in their luxury penthouse. 

            This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.