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i laughed so hard at this meme

    i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.

    Primeval Hunt intro

      Intro for the arcade game Primeval Hunt released in 2008 where players are tasked with hunting 10 species of dinosaurs over 12 levels.

      IN THE 1970'S, DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING, A FEW DINOSAURS WERE FOUND ENCAPSULED IN THE ANTARCTIC ICE.

IN THE 80'S, WITH THE AID OF CUTTING-EDGE BIOCLONING RESEARCH, DINOSAURS WERE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.

IN THE 90'S, RESEARCH WAS CONDUCTED ON THE REVIVED DINOSAURS IN A FACILITY DEEP IN THE JUNGLE.

PRESENT DAY... DUE TO AN ACCIDENT, DINOSAURS ESCAPE. HUNTERS SHOW UP TO TAKE THEM DOWN! 
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      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.

HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."

I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.

gets ran over by the astral express

        I used to tickle my pickle to Terence from Angry Birds (and still do)

          Posted on r/teenagers, its an updated version of the ‘I used to jerk off to Angry Birds‘ copypasta.

          When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

          Real Screamo

            “Skramz” only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 00’s emo scene. What is known by “Screamo” is nothing but Emo Pop with questionable real skramz influence. When people try to argue that bands like Pierce the Veil are not real skramz, while saying that Bring Me The Horizon is, I can’t help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as Pierce the Veil (plus the pretentiousness). Real skramz sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake skramz is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL SKRAMZ are Circle Takes the Square, Saetia, Merchant Ships (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are Falling In Reverse, Pierce the Veil and Bring Me The Horizon. SKRAMZ BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO EMO, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

            If X has a million haters

              If Megumi has 1 million haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10,000 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 0 haters then I'm dead. I will be Megumi hater until my very last breath.
              if chris pratt has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if chris pratt has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves chris pratt, then i am against the world.
              If Awkwafina has a million haters im one of them. If she has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If she has 1 hater its me. If Awkwafina has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Awkwafina then I am with the world