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LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED WITH JINHSI NOW

    Its a series of ongoing Wuthering Waves memes featuring the leader of each nation imploring Rover (the protagonist) to breed with the women of their choice. It was inspired by the Redfield bloodline meme where Christ Redfield wants Leon to bang his sister Claire to continue their bloodline.

    Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW

    LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW. THE FUTURE OF JINZHOU DEPENDS ON IT. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF THIS ONE'S CALCULATIONS HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO SELECTING THE IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE.
DO NOT WASTE THIS CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW, LORD ARBITER.

    Listen kid, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA

    LISTEN, KID, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA, YOU GET BEAUTY, BRAINS, AND A BLOODLINE THAT COMES WITH GLORY AND FORTUNE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY BACKWATER SLUM PEASANTS IN JINZHOU, WHO'D SELL THEIR OWN GRANDMOTHER FOR A DISCOUNT ON OLIVE OIL. THE MONTELLI FAMILY? WE GOT HONOR, POWER, AND SUNDAY DINNERS SO GOOD THEY MAKE GROWN MEN WEEP. DO YOU THINK THE JINNYZHOU CAN OFFER YOU THAT? PLEASE. THEIR WINES ARE DOGWATER, THEIR EGG AND FLOUR PRICES ARE JACKED TO THE SKY. DO YOU THINK THEY CAN OFFER YOU A FEAST? YOU'D EAT PLAIN RICE AND BEANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WANT A QUEEN BY YOUR SIDE AND A DYNASTY BEHIND YOU? MARRY CARLOTTA. YOU WANT A LIFETIME OF HEADACHES AND LIVING LIKE A PEASANT FOREVER? BE MY GUEST- GO BACK TO JINZHOU.

    Return to Blackshores at once. SHOREKEEPER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

    OBJECTION: CHIEF STEWARD, THIS SYSTEM MUST INTERVENE IN YOUR ERRONEOUS BEHAVIOR. YOU CANNOT CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS AFFECTIONS WITH THE MONTELLI HEIR.
ACCORDING TO THE TETHYS SYSTEM'S FUTURE SIMULATIONS, YOUR OFFSPRING WILL BE WEAK, A PREY FOR THE LAMENT. A DISGRACEFUL FATE FOR THE BLOOMBEARER'S FIGHT AGAINST THE LAMENT.

SOLUTION: THIS SYSTEM HAS DEVISED A FAR SUPERIOR SOLUTION. RETURN TO THE BLACK SHORES AT ONCE. SHOREKEEPER, THE PERFECT BEING, A MASTERPIECE OF RESONANCE, HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER. WITH HER VAST KNOWLEDGE AND UNSURPASSED POWER, YOUR CHILDREN WILL TRANSCEND MORTAL LIMITS. THEY SHALL POSSESS MINDS SHARP LIKE AETHERIC BLADES, FORMS SCULPTED BY EVOLUTION ITSELF, AND WILL NEVER, EVER BE MANLETS, AND WILL RESULT IN RESOLVING THE LAMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

DO NOT FAIL HUMANITY, CHIEF STEWARD. THE TETHYS SYSTEM DEMANDS PERFECTION.

    Lord Arbiter, this one must warn you TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL

    LORD ARBITER, THIS ONE MUST WARN YOU TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE
FUTURE CALCULATION, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE A MANLET LORD ARBITOR FOREVER RIDICULED BY THEIR PEERS. SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATION.
I IMPLORE YOU TO COME BACK TO JINZHOU, LORD ARBITOR. THIS ONE ALREADY HAND-PICKED THE PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. THIS ONE CALCULATES YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WILL BEAUTIFUL LIKE JADE, STRONG LIKE A DRAGON, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT A MANLET.

    Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW

    LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW. THE FUTURE OF RAGUNNA DEPENDS ON IT. YEARS UPON YEARS OF BATTLING THE DARK TIDE HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO PROTECTING THIS IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE. DO NOT WASTE THIS RARE CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW, LORD ARBITER.

    Super Bowl

      EAGLES SUPERBOWL VICTORY

      🫨😵‍💫DID YOU GET YOUR 👅🥵HEAD IN 👉🏼THE GAME🏈 FOR THE 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ 🌕SUPER HOLE 👌🏼? 🏟️ THE PHILADELPHIA 🦅KEGELS 💦 JUST SACKED 🫢🥜 AND PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 🛑 THE WHOLE 🔄WORLD 🌎 WATCHED 🛑KENDRICK🛑KEN-KICK🦵DRAKE’S 🔞ASS ON THAT STAGE 🎙️WITH SZA ✂️AND SERENA WILLIAMS 🎾🏓 CALL IT 🗣️POETIC 📜JUSTICE ⚖️ TRAVIS KELCE 🧔‍♂️ LOST 👎 THAT 2025 RING 💍LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT 👩‍🦰🎤 LOST ❌THAT GRAMMY🤣 CALL THAT 2-0 OR 22-40 💦 E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!! 🥳🍾🍻 SEND 📤THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR TIGHTEST 😮‍💨ENDS 💥GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE GETTING IT 👉🏼👌🏼IN YOUR FIELD HOLE 😍TONIGHT 🌚 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL GET A 🌵DRY 🌵SPELL 🪄AS LONG AS THE CHIEFS’ BROKEN ⛓️‍💥WINNING 🏆STREAK 😜 
      STRIP👙 SACK SLUTS👯‍♂️, TURF🍑 TWERKERS💃, and TOUCHDOWN🏈 TARTS💋— THE FILL⛽️-ME-DILFIA👨‍🦳 SPREAD🦅 EAGLES💚 JUST PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 IN A RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 SLAMDOWN💥 THAT😩 LEFT ZERO👌 HOLES🍑 UNSATISFIED😵‍💫!

JALEN👅 HURTS🔥 WAS SLINGIN'🏈 PASSES🍆 LIKE📹 HE WAS FILMIN' A DIRTY👀 ONLYFANS💻 DROP💸 WHILE MAHOMES🧔 WAS GETTIN' SACKED🧦 HARDER🪤 THAN A BOTTOM🍑 AT A KINK⛓️ PARTY🎭. EVERY✋ TUSH🍑 PUSH🤚 HAD THE QUEEFS🧎‍♂️ ON THEIR KNEES💦 LIKE IT WAS SUNDAY🙏 SERVICE⛪️, BUT WITH MORE MOANING👂.

AJ🍫 BROWN🔥 AND DEVONTA🕊️ SMITH💨 WERE *SNATCHIN'*🏈 BALLS💥 LIKE IT WAS A BLACK🛍️ FRIDAY💳 SALE, WHILE THE CHIEFS’ DEFENSE🚫 STOOD AROUND😵‍💫 LIKE CONFUSED👶 VIRGINS💍 ON THEIR WEDDING💔 NIGHT. MAHOMES🏃‍♂️ TRIED TO SCRAMBLE💨 BUT THE EAGLES🦅 SAID "NAH👋, BEND🍑 OVER AGAIN."

KENDRICK🎤 LAMAR🔥 HAD HALFTIME🎶 LOOKIN' LIKE A STRIP🍑 CLUB💃 IN VEGAS🎰, BUT EVEN HE COULDN’T SAVE❌ THE QUEEFS FROM TAKIN' THAT THROBBIN' L💀. THE EAGLES🚨 WERE IN THE RED🔴 ZONE SO MUCH, IT LOOKED LIKE A TAMPON🩸 COMMERCIAL📺.

EAGLES🦅 FANS💚 RN: FLY🚀 EAGLES FLY🍻🎉 WHILE CHIEFS😭 FANS ARE AT HOME🏠 CRYIN' INTO THEIR BBQ🍗 AND WONDERIN' IF MAHOMES’ CONTRACT📜 INCLUDED A FREE🛋️ THERAPIST.

ANDY🍔 REID🧔‍♂️? BRO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRYNA CALL📞 FOR A PIZZA🍕 WHILE MAHOMES WAS GETTIN' PLOWED🚜 HARDER THAN A SNOW❄️ DAY IN BUFFALO🦬.

FINAL💥 SCORE? EAGLES💨 BLEW THE QUEEFS SO HARD THEY GOT WIND🌬️ BURN🔥. CHIEFS GOT DRENCHED💦 HARDER THAN A WET👕 T-SHIRT🏖️ CONTEST.

SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ OF YOUR DIRTY👨‍🦳 GRIDIRON🏈 DADDIES OR YOU'LL BE STUCK SLURPIN'😋 OFF A LIMP🥔 CHODE AT NEXT YEAR'S HALFTIME🕞.
      Fly 🐦 eagles 🦅 🇺🇸 fly 😊 On the road 🛣️ to victory 🥇 🏆 Fly 🐥 eagles 🦅 fly 🕊️ Score 🥅 a touchdown 🏈 123 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ Hit 👊 em low ⬇️ hit ✋ em high ⬆️ And watch 👀 our eagles 🦅 fly 🦆 Fly 🦜eagles 🦅 fly 🦃 On the road 🛣️ to victory 🥇 E A G L E S EAGLES🦅💚🌃

      Super Bowl

      🫨😵‍💫GET YOUR 👅🥵HEAD IN 👉🏼THE GAME🏈 FOR TONIGHTS 🌕SUPER HOLE 👌🏼🏟️KANSAS CITY QUEEFS 💨VS THE PHILADELPHIA 🦅KEGELS 💦TONIGHT WILL BE FULL 😩😈OF TOUCHING BACKS 😏COMPLETIONS ✊🏼💦AND GETTING SACKED 🫢🥜SO BE SURE NOT ❌TO FUMBLE 😵‍💫YOUR PATRICK MA-HOES 👯‍♀️TONIGHT YOU CAN GO FOUR DOWNS 🫦🤤✊🏼👈🏼IN NEW WHORE 🚺LEANS 😛👀MAKE SURE TO START BY 🪙👅COIN TOSSING HER 🥗SALAD 💋BEFORE YOU ☄️🔥MAKE HER JALEN SQUIRTS 💦🚿WIDELY RECEIVE HER 👐🏻🍑PUT IT 🏆IN HER PUNT 🥝OR TOUCH DOWN 👇🏼ON HER BACKFIELD💢‼️ SEND 📤THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR TIGHTEST 😮‍💨ENDS 💥GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOURE GETTING IT 👉🏼👌🏼IN YOUR FIELD HOLE 😍TONIGHT 😛A GET LESS THAN 5️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A 😵PUNT LIX-ER👅😛
      ‼️OK ‼️FOOTBALL 🏈FREAKS Who 🕵️🔎is ready🍆 for the SUPER HOLE 👉👌tonight!! 🎉🥳🎊Will we see 👀an EAGLES 🦅VICTORY🦅 or is this just another🤯🤯 night 🌝of the REFS 🚓sucking 🍆🍆off 💦 PATRICK MAHOMO 😱🤯😲Let's hope 💚💚we get plenty 💯of TOUCH 👇 me DOWN 👇theres from BJ 🎇BROWN and SEX-QUON 🤯🍆BARKLEY! 🐕Will the QUEEFS 👎🤬😤 be able to bust 💦 through our DICKFENSIVE 🍆🔫💪LINE?? Get ready 😜😝 to see a TUSH 🍑PUSH from the city of BROTHERLY 🧍‍♂️ LOVE 💚💚All eyes 👀will be on the WIDE 🕳️RECEIVERS 🌝and TIGHT ENDS 🍑as they RUSH 😤💊 across the field 🏟️🏟️One ☝️☝️ last thing for you 🏈🏈FOOT TO BALL ☄️lovers 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨before tonight's ✨🎆game 🕹️at SEE-HER 💃SUPERDOME 🍑💦: E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!! 🥳🍾🍻
      🏈🔥 STRAP IN, PIGSKIN PERVERTS, IT’S SUPER BOWL SUCKFEST 2025!!! 🏆💦😈 The Kansas City Chiefs 🏹❤️‍🔥 are about to RAM that tight Philly Eagles 🦅💦 defense wide open 😵‍💫👅 and you better be STRETCHED AND READY for this FULL CONTACT ORGY 🍆🏈🔥 The game starts hot and heavy, but when that TWO-MINUTE WARNING ⏳ hits, it’s BIG DICK PLAYOFF TIME 💥🔥 You better be WIDE RECEIVING 🏃‍♂️🍑💦 and READY FOR A HARD COUNT 😏📢 because some THICK MEATHEAD QB 🏈👨‍🦰 is about to GO DEEP IN YOUR REDZONE 😩💥🔥 Just when you think you can catch your breath, Kendrick Lamar 🎤🫦 and SZA 🍑✨ are gonna make you BUST ONE AT HALFTIME 😩💦 before the FOURTH QUARTER FUCKFEST sends you STRAIGHT TO OVERTIME 🍆🔥 No more tight end, babe—you’re getting a FULLBACK SMASH STRAIGHT UP THE GUT! SEND THIS TO 10 (🔟) FOOTBALL FREAKS 🏈💦🔥 If you get 10 BACK, you’re a SUPER BOWL SUCCUBUS 😍💋🏆😈 If you get 5 BACK, you’re a THROATY THIRD STRING HOE 🐐🫦💦 But if you get NONE BACK… 😱😭 babe, you got a DRY ASS DEFLATED BALLS LIFE 🏈🥀🍆🚫 GOON HARD OR GO HOME 🏡💀
      ‼️LETS GOOO 🏈 SUPER 🏈 BOWL 🏈 2024 🏆🥇🙌🏅 EVERYONE 👫👭👬 IS GETTING LUCKY 🍀🎰 IN VEGAS TONIGHT 🎰😩💦 IT WAS A CLOSE MATCH 🏈 ALL THE GIRTHY 💪STRONG💪 SWEATY 🥵 MEN 👬JUST CAME 💦 AND RUBBED EACH OTHER DOWN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS 🎰 STAYS IN VEGAS🎰❓⁉️NOT THE 69RS LOSS BUT THE GAY 🏳️‍🌈LOCKER ROOM🧼 ORGY WILL STAY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 FOUR QUARTERS? 🤷‍♂️NO🙅‍♂️ THE MEN JUST COULDNT🔥 🔥 GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER 😛 THEY HAD TO GO ONE ☝️MORE ❤️‍🔥ROUND TOGETHER🫶🫶 IN OVERTIME🫃🫃LOOKS 👀 LIKE THE 69RS CHOKED 🍆ON THE CHIEFS DICKS 🍆 IN OVERTIME 🫣SEND THIS ‼️ TO SOMEONE ‼️YOU WANT TO 🙌🙌TOUCH UP 👆AND DOWN 👇IF YOU GET 1️⃣ ☝️BACK THEY ARE KICKING🦵🏈 A FIELD GOAL🏈💦 BETWEEN YOUR LEGS😩✌️ IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THE CHIEFS ARE RUNNING A TRAIN🚂 IN YOUR ASS 🍑 IF YOU GET 🔟 THEN YOU 🫵 GET TO JOIN TAYLOR SWIFT 👩‍🦰🎤 AND TRAVIS KELCE 🧔‍♂️ IN THEIR VANILLA JET SEX🛩️ ON THEIR WAY TO PUSSYLAND 🐈 🍑
      Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the Sin FranciscHOE 69’ers🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 DEEPHO Samuel or Ronnie BALLS His Seed 💦🌰. Will Patrick Mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Kadarius BONEme asshole 😩😩🍑.

Will BAElor 💃Swift get her PUSSY 😻popped🍾 by SLUTTY Kelce’s TIGHT🍑 END or will the 69’ers ♋️69her? Fly your private jet ✈️to your living room swifties to find out who can guzzle 🍻more BALLS 🏈 and touch down-there most.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the 69ers Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
      Goooood ✌🏻morning 🌞 FOOTBALL 🏈 FANS👨‍👩‍👦‍👦!!! Tonight 🌚 is the CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆 game in Super Bowl 🥣 LV (5️⃣5️⃣) between👉🏻👈🏻 the Kansas City 🌃 Chiefs👳🏾‍♀️ and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers🏴‍☠️ !!! Coverage comes to us LIVE from CBS 📺 with kickoff 🦵🏻 at 1830 🕡 but you’re invited📩 to come 😩💦over anytime after 1700 🕔 for pregame watching 👀!!! BYOB 🍻🥃 and an app 🍱 to share (but NO popcorn 🚫🍿I bought 🤑too much 😟and need it eaten)!!! Bring some dollars💸 and/or venmo 📲 to partake in some Super Bowl 🥣 Squares 🟥🟨🟥⬛️and other prop bets 🎰 if you’re interested 🤔💡in spicing 🌶 🥵 things 🆙 !!!
      Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the FILTHadelphia KEGELS 🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 Nick Sirianni or Andy Plant His Seed 💦🌰 Reid. Will Patrick mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Jalen Hurts my asshole 😩😩🍑.

Let’s CHECK OUT 😏😏 the rosters. On the Kegels we got:

Dallas GoSQUIRT 💦 Landon BIG DICKerson🍆 Lane GIRTHY Johnson🍆😏 Fletcher MONSTER COX😛🍆 Josh SweatTY BALLZ 💦🥜🏈 Darius Slay MYbunz 🌭🌭

On the Queefs we got:

Isiah Pachec-Ho 🙊 Creed HUMPhrey😛😛 BIG Willie Gay 🍆🍆 Kadarius HOEney 😝😜 Andrew WILLIE Wylie 🍆🍆 Juan PORNhill 😅💦😩

Let’s not forget about the sHOEdown between the Kelce Sluts. Travis with the TIGHT END 🍑🍑😏 and Jason who loves touching BALLS 😩🏈🏈.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the Kegels Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
      Happy SLUTTY super bowl!🏈💦Send this to 🔟of your closest BALL lovers🍆❤️ if you want to suck the ram daddies😈😈 or the baddie bengals 🤤😲 Make sure to watch the CUMmercials📺🍼and have a HOLEy🍑 Sunday😈 😇
      All U THOTTIES😜💅 ready for Super Balls Sunday?🇺🇸🍻🏈🏆💯 U know what THAT means😈🙊🙊 Whether ur rooting👀😏 for the Kansas Titty Queefs😳😣💨 or the Suck FuckinDickso 69ers😩😶🍆💦💦 Sunday is gonna be FULL😥😥 of Tight Ends🍑😣💯✔ and JUICY👅👅💦 lil snaccs👅💦🍕🌭 🍻Make sure U take advantage of Half time⏲😩 and HIKE🏈🏈up those skirts!😏😈 DONT😩✋❌ forget to support🙆‍♀😶 ur Wide Receivers😶👅💦 for landing a SOLID Touch Down😣😣🍆💦💯 Pick 6👌👌😏of your SLUTTIEST😜 teammates👀👀 to send this to or you u WON'T🙅‍♀🚫🚫 be getting Sacked🍆😣😣💦tonite😳💯

      I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through

        Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic meme

        It started out as a meme of Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic and has since been used as copypasta for freaky request of nudes. Its also an indirect sequel for the “Can I get a booty pic” copypasta from a few years prior.

        I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

        Master Freak (w/ and I need a weapon)

        I need you to take a picture with your ass out And your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out out of sight with a choker on an your painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out; and I need a weapon.

        I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

          Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

          Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

          I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
          I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

          Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I’m the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co

            Leith Pierre speech in Chapter 4

            Its from the VHS tape recording of Leith Pierre in Chapter 4 of Poppy Playtime.

            Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I'm the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co. If you're seeing this, you must be very, very lost. Well, rest assured friend, our state-of-the-art laboratory is just up ahead. Why dontcha just go on inside and tap one of our scientists on the shoulder. Tell 'em you're lost, they'll be glad to help. (Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's be honest. You're not supposed to be here. This is the single most high security, high clearance section of the whole factory. When someone finds you down here, you will be shot. And before you get any ideas, don't think you can just sneak away either. No, the second you put this tape in, it set off an alarm. So if anyone's home, they know exactly where you are. Pretty nifty, huh? Security is very important to us here. If I were you, I'd start running.

            Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

              Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

              Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claims that quitting gaming turned his life around and making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

              Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

              Original Tweet

              Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck