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Kuro Games scares me

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    Kuro Games is the developer and publisher for Wuthering Waves and Punishing: Gray Raven.

    I'm terrified of Kuro Games. Last night, they dropped a new survey, but I was too tired to fill it out, so I just skipped it and went to bed. Big mistake. Around 3:00 A.M., I woke up to the sound of my front door being kicked in. Before I could react, five Kuro drones flew into my room, their LED eyes glowing crimson.

They pinned me to my bed, holding me down at gunpoint. "Please rate your satisfaction with our latest region on a scale of 1 to 10," one of them buzzed. I tried to scream, but another bot shoved a barrel in my mouth. "What are your thoughts on playable characters? Do you like women in suits?"

I was shaking, unable to answer. My brain was mush. "WE PROMISE, WE DELIVER" they repeated in unison, their synthetic voices echoing through the room. I wanted to cry, but all I could do was stammer, "I-I liked the update... it was... g-good."

The bots paused, their eyes scanning me for sincerity. Then, as suddenly as they came, they flew out of my house, leaving a feedback form on my chest with "PLEASE COMPLETE THIS SURVEY" written in bold red letters along with 1,600 Astrites and a free 5-star Resonator.

I haven't slept since. Kuro Games, please... I promise I'll do the next survey. Just let me rest.
    WE PROMISE WE DELIVER
    WE PROMISE WE DELIVER
我們承諾
nous promettons que nous livrons
мы обещаем, мы доставим
Prometemos que entregamos

    Will Still

      Did you know that Will Still is currently unbeaten as the manager of Reims even though he doesn't have the required coaching badges? As a result, Reims have to pay a fine for every match that he manages. Also, did you know that Will Still got into managing through playing football manager? He's also one of the youngest managers in the top 5 leagues, and he's only 29 years old despite being a manager. Did you also know that Will Still speaks both French and English and speaks both languages during his training sessions? And did you also know that his tactics are super revolutionary - did you watch that YouTube video about it? If you think about it, you could even say that Reims "Will Still" have to keep paying the fine until he gets his qualifications! Did I mention that he doesn't even have his coaching badges but he's 19 matches unbeaten? Did I tell you that Will Still 
      Will will still still be unbeaten after Reims latest game? No but will will still still be Reims Manager, will still will still be Reims manager as he’s having a good season even if will still still doesn’t have his unbeaten streak
      Will Still, needs to be proud and will still always have that record. Reims will still be getting fined per game so, really that needs to change. Still, Will Still, will still breeze through the coaching badges.
      Will Still has lead Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues 🤩

Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license 😅

What an incredible story 👏🏼
      Will Still has lost Reims’ 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. 

 Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License.
      even if will still still is disappointed, will still will still have something to be proud of from this run, and will still still will have proved himself as a top 5 league manager
      Will Will Still still be talked about now?
      Will Will Still Still get fined 22,000 for not being officially licensed?

      Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

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        Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed.

        Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents

          Kai Havertz copypasta
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          Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents—most of which remain hidden, even to him. Purchased by clubs as if he were a Renaissance masterpiece, Havertz has mastered the art of being everywhere and nowhere on the pitch at the same time. He’s a striker who doesn’t score, a midfielder who doesn’t pass, and a winger who doesn’t cross. Truly, he’s the Swiss Army Knife of football—with all the tools missing.

Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.

And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”

In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.

          The amount I fucking use vlc is insane man, almost as insane as I must be for what I do with it

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            The amount I fucking use vlc is insane man, almost as insane as I must be for what I do with it

I download every season of every show I love

Parks and rec, the office, breaking bad, king of the hill, Futurama, corner gas, everybody loves Raymond, everybody hates Chris, rino 911, Brooklyn 99 etc etc etc

Than I goto the vlc play list section and get to work

I open every single show, which often looks like (scrubs season 1, scrubs seasons 2 etc than Futurama season 1, Futurama season 2) because they often come in organized folders thank God

I organize all the seasons so Rino 99 gets it's section and Chris gets his section

Then the real work begins. I drag a handful, maybe 10 episodes to the top of what eventually becomes this massive list.

I drag episodes 1-10 and manually move them in between episodes 1-10 of a different show, so it looks like Futurama season 1 episode 1, Simpsons season 1 episode 1, scrubs season 1 episodes 1, rino 99 episode 1 etc etc

Then it's Futurama season 1 episode 2, Simpsons season 1 episode 2, etc

The list gets so massive it takes forever to grab 10 episodes or more and slowly drag them to the top, the text is so tiny and you lose your place, gotta play an episode at every final drop off so you know where the next drop off should be ( next to that playing episode)

It can take me anywhere from 4 hours to 10 of mind numbing staring at tiny text with my blurry vision and white screen, but the ends so worth it

It's the closest thing to quality TV you can get, thousands of hours of only your favorite shows in order

But don't accidently hit any of the sort buttons like 'title" or you lose everything since your last save

I've lost 4 hours before doing that

Save it once it's all done, multiple copies because it's so valuable and thanx to vlc remembering what you last watched you can watch every show from start to finish in order and it's amazing

            I own a Guass Rifle for home defence

              Gauss weapon from Warhammer 40K
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              Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to gauss rifle used by Necrons from Warhammer 40K.

              I own a Gauss Rifle for home defence, since that's what the founding Triarchs intended. Four ruffians break into my tomb, "What the Devil?!" As I grab my steel powder-coated wig and Khet'Tuhki rifle. Blow a Resurrection Orb sized crater through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Guass ring weapon on the second man. Miss him entirely because it's wide-beam, and nails the Cryptek's scarab. I have to resort to the C'tan Shard mounted at the top of the Sarcophagus loaded with scatter-beam shot. "Tally Ho, Lads!" The shot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra tears in Space-Time set off Tomb World alarms. Fix bayonet, and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the Mechanicus to arrive since molecular Guass bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Triarchs intended.